Who /drunk and lonely/ here?

Nope, but how about telling me who that semen demon is.

>>26000679
you don't belong on this board if you're old enough to drink. Kindly leave.

>>26000679
I'm lonely but not drunk
>destroying yourself with the fermented Jew

>>26000698
It's Moe from Wakaba Girl.

>>26000707
Wouldn't that depend on country?

>>26000679
Not drunk but lonely

I made a rule to only drink when I go outside.

I almost never drink unless I go spin some poi

Please respond

Original message just for you

Mee!
xx

>>26002211
Hey anon. Will you talk about yourself with me? How are you feeling more spcefically than just lonely? Did you ever get intimate with someone before?

If you wanna know about me I'll tell you too

got some PBR and no fucks.

Not me but soon I might be high and lonely.

I just wanna be a gyaru...

>>26002349
>How are you feeling more spcefically than just lonely?
Really sad and I dont have enough alcohol to wash this feeling, 2bh I hate drinking, but I have nothing else to stop the feels
>>26002349
>Did you ever get intimate with someone before?
I have a bf, but he is 'busy' so here I am, all alone
Nothing interesting about me, you can tell about yourself if you want

>>26000679
Alcohol is my best friend, how could I be lonely with him around

>>26002484
Well there really isn't much to say about me either. I'm a highschool dropout with no friends, no job and I hate myself. I've been hugged by friends before and kissed on the cheek once but I pushed all my friends away after I dropped out. I don't really know what to do with myself

>>26000679
Yup

Feels fucking terrible man

But there's a femanon who I talk to on skype and it makes things significantly less miserable than they would be otherwise

>>26002579
We are the same pretty much, I hate myself, have only my bf and no idea what to do with myself
Also, I wasnt hugged nor kissed by anyone, so sad

>>26002657
You weren't hugged and kissed by your bf?

>>26002657
>lonely
>bf


You are fucking retarded leave. You don't know what it means to be lonely. You dont know what it means to be one of us nor will you ever. Fuck leave.

>>26002674
Long distance relationship, we will meet soon though
But for some reason Im scared
>>26002691
You dont know me anon, I know it better than most of us here

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Another drunk anon reporting in, currently on my 5th beer

>>26002728
You don't. Stop being deluded. Stop pretending to be one of us. Stop coming here pretending you fit in with a barrel of shit when you aren't one of us. You aren't one of us. You will never be one of us nor will you ever understand us. Leave.

>>26002657

Honestly the kiss was weird for me because I really liked the girl but it was obviously totally platonic, hugging was just kind of part of the "culture" of my group of friends. I wish I was I was not so gross so someone would want ot be held by me for awhile.
>>26002691
Please don't do this here. I don't care who talks to me at this point
>>26002734
I'm on my second but I drank a smaller bottle of rum too

>>26002728
>soon
how soon is soon? and why are you scared? if hes willing to do the long distance thing and be committed, hes got to at least somewhat like you

>>26002769
Why? I'm drunk and alone but I don't have a bf to care about me. Fuck you and fuck this roasty whore or fagbag whatever they are.

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>>26000679
Me.
I wish I had drugs, but instead I'm just drinking home-made pear wine I made with my family.
Life's not good though.

>>26002791
Honestly I'm usually think like that sober but right now I just don't see the point in hating everyone who has it better than me
>>26002808
Shinobu is cute

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>>26002769
I usually drink some of the cheaper wines my father has, but I think he started to get suspicious of it, so I just buy myself beer for a while. It kinda became somewhat of a ritual for me. What are your drinking "habits"?

>>26002759
I know you wont trust me, but I do understand
>>26002774
1-2 months
Im scared that I can mess something up or something, I dont really know
>>26002791
He is the only person I have, everything can change really fast and Im again all alone

>>26002865
I dont hate anybody. I just don't want somebody trying to fit in with worthless shit and thinking they can talk on our level.

>>26002883
Oh, hes the only person you have? Thats fucking nice. I have N O B O D Y. do you know what its like to have never had anybody? No. You dont because you have somebody. You aren't one of us no matter how hard you try now fuck off and die. Normie scum.

>>26000679
More so /high and lonely/, can't drink because I recently got jaundice, and I'm only 18 lol.

Doin better, life isn't so bad when you're ripped and watching shitty TV shows, just kinda wish I had someone to do it with me.

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>>26002865
>Shinobu is cute
Indeed she is.
I wish I had more pictures of her. 200+ is not enough enough.
>>26002880
Clownpiece is cute.
Although non-DFC versions are hereticial in my opinion.

>>26002909
I met him not so long ago, all my life I was alone, had absolutely nobody
Im not trying to be like someone else, but I know what it feels like, so stop this

>>26002880
I only drink once in awhile because I'm not 21, I have no job and I'm too akward to ask my family to buy me alcohol with what little money I have saved from holidays. I would probably drink every night if I could.
>>26002937
I don't even think I have any Shinobu saved, I only watched Monogatari recently

>>26002982
No, you have somebody now. Just because the number started as 0 doesn't mean its still 0. 0 + 1 = 1. You are no longer 0. Now stop trying to argue you have no argument. Nothing you say could ever validate you. You are not one of us. You will never be one of us again now leave.

>>26002883
where'd you meet?
i doubt anything you can do in person can mess things up if you can keep it together long distance

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>>26003009
>I don't even think I have any Shinobu saved, I only watched Monogatari recently
I'm such a bad waifufag.
Shinobu Mail arc in Owarimonogatari is already finished yet I still haven't watched it.

>>26003013
Okay, I dont want to argue with you
>>26003026
On steam
Well maybe you are right, but meeting people is still scary for me

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>>26002937
That means I will post more heretical clownpiece

>>26003009
Oh yeah, I always forget that alcohol is only allowed at 21 in the US. Here it is 16 for stuff like beer and 18 for more high percent stuff, it feels kinda like a blessing. Do you just "fake" your age? I always thought that people in the US check the ID really often

>>26003108
get the fuck out you normie scum. blixxxx

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>>26003083
It's alright I guess. I really liked Sodachi's arc more though, episide 2 of Sodachi lost is one of my favorite in the whole series
>>26003156
I look like a homeless dude so I could probably fake my age if they didn't check but they almost always do and I'm a pussy, such a stupid law though

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Not drunk, just ronery.

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>>26003218
I can really relate to the homeless look thing, someone asked me recently if I'm homeless, which still makes me feel bad

How do you get your stuff then usually? Do you just wait till your family buys some alcohol and then take that?

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>>26003241

Just lonely here too

>tfw one day I'll be able to get over alcohol's shit taste
>tfw that day I will have a cure to what ails me

>>26003241
Same brother. I'm saving my money plus all alcohol does is put me to sleep.

>>26003400
I used to steal it but that was a long time ago, they usually give it to me occasionally. One of them is really into football so I watch the play offs with him and he gives me alcohol. The beer was a gift from Christmas
>>26003450
Just get Vodka and drown it in soda

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>>26003450
Just chug it and take it as a medicine.
It's not like you can taste anything anyways when you feel like shit.

high and lonely here what up familia

Bought alcohol for the first time today. Might bite me in the ass in the long term but I figure alcoholism is worth a shot