The wagecuck begins his Monday morn While the NEET belches loudly

>>26000245
I quit my job a few days ago

the wagecuck waits to get his hour of sleep
while the neet can wake up at any time he wants

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>>26000336
welcome to NEET life senpai. Get comfy.

>>26000245
Just had three days off work, tomorrow then another three days off again. You NEETs have any chores to do like cleaning out your pocket pussy?

>>26000728
I still have to pay car insurance and phone bill

What do?

>>26000805
>You NEETs have any chores to do like cleaning out your pocket pussy?

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>>26000808
apply for neet bux.

>>26000868
how do you do that senpai desu

>>26000808
autism bux tbqhwyfamilyfamilyproudfamily

>>26000805
I get 7 days off a week so have all the time in the world to run my errands while the wagecuck has to do chores on his "days off"

>>26000885
not sure where you live but in Australia you can get the dole, about $450 a fortnight. You gotta apply for about 10 jobs a fortnight and after 6 months you do work for the dole about 15-20 hours a week or you can do a course at college.

>>26000245
Enjoy your mom's basement, your virginity, and your depression. Next paycheck I am buying a new motorcycle.

>The wagecuck works hard, not knowing social mobility is a ruse
>The NEET rolls over, farts and takes a snooze

>The wagecuck serves as a pawn in the capitalist system
>The neet plays it cool, and exerts himself to a minimum

>the wagecuck woofs down his sad sandwich during his short lunch break, poor man

>the neet takes his time to savor a yummy nummy bowl of ramen

>find game that's is actually fun
>10 hours in, enjoying myself
>it starts crashing randomly
>it keeps on crashing
>nothing else to do

neetlyfe fucking sucks, i want to go back to university

>>26000895
What errands could you possibly have? I assume mother buys all your clothes and food and with the little money you make off chaturbate that would cover all the major bills.

What are the pros and cons of NEETdom?

>>26001101
pro:
>you get to do what you want when you want
>you get to sleep and fap when you want
>no one will bother you

con:
>you are the scum of society
>your money will run out eventually, or you'll have to live on a couple of bucks every month, meaning you won't be able to purchase hardware for your games
>you will lose any friends you might have had
>if you ever do decide to earn some money, you won't find a job because no experience, education or connections


unless you inherited a million dollars, neetdom is doomed to fail

>>26000000
Lalalala original comment made of shit.

>>26000805
NEETS BTFO! It's all over!

>>26000410

Here, you can be rich like a wagecuck without working

>>26001185
There are more pros than this

>>26001428
Iike what?
oc

>>26000245
PSA: neetbux max out at $733 a month.

A MONTH.

ITT NEET OP & fag friends brag about raking in less than $9,000 a YEAR.

I'll continue working my job that I don't really love but I don't really hate either, thank u vry mitch.

>>26001497
For starters: no job means no tax dollars going toward evil government

>>26001584
>evil government
who's paying your rent?

>>26001584
yeah and no dollars going in your evil pocket either lel

I broke my foot a few years ago whivh still hurts and swells up after a couple hours on my feet and have definite personality issues (autism, depression). Would I have trouble getting that sweet NEET cash?

NEETs are disgusting scum

>>26001601
Inheri-bux

Orientation for my first job ever tomorrow

>>26001850
good luck anon, i'm sure you'll make it

>>26001185
THIS ENDS IT

NEETfags on suicide watch

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First day at work tomorrow after graduation

The NEET's creative juices are eagerly flowing
While the wagecuck waits til 5:00 so he can get going

>>26002174
screenshot your post and read it again in 10 years, kiddo

>>26001185
>your money will run out eventually, or you'll have to live on a couple of bucks every month, meaning you won't be able to purchase hardware for your games
Unless you're American NEETs don't have it that bad, hell they probably have more expendable income than me.
>you will lose any friends you might have had
Why?

>>26000000
>>26002600
>>26000062

Just wondering if there's anything interesting to be found here lads.

>>26000808
Why pay your phone bill when no one talks to you anyway

>>26000245
>tfw going the monday morning to the bar for a cappuccino, while reading the paper, sorrounded by people coming and going from the bar busy with their own puny buisness, oh the futility of the wagecucks

>>26000666
trips trips. neets always win.

I got fired a few days back. I'm loving the neet life

>>26000977
ahhh the typical wagekek buying materialistic shit. Hope that motorcycle will help keep up with the joneses! you wagecucks are mentally ill.