I have just walked away from court as a free man, after being

>>25998107
Pre-emptive advice OP, delete this thread, as some idiot anon could go

"I was acquitted, but I actually did it, I confess to murder"

>>25998107
>Boasts about a thing
>Doesnt greentext the story
Tell the goddamn story faggit

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>>25998165

>There is this threeway alley way behind some shops near me (pic related)
>Victim (V) enters the alleyway at 12:09 according to CCTV,
>I enter at 12:10, I leave at 12:12
>other man (B) enters at 12:16
>(B) finds victim dead, calls ambulance and police
>He was eventually found to have died from bleeding on the brain

The grey line is a small step, it is now presumed he tripped on this and smashed his head on the concrete

>>25998129
double jeopardy

worst thing that happens is he gets sued

>>25998129
Yeah, because an anonymous post on a Chink cartoon board can really put someone in the death chamber.

>>25998305
Congrats, you just gave me a little hope that your country (assuming you are a bong) isnt totally fucked.

>>25998320

isn't that just two game shows back to back?

>>25998305
lmao at the careful wording. My verdict: anon did it

>>25999714

I didn't actually, although I did see him lying on the floor and decided against calling an ambulance/police, which I am not legally obliged to do.

>>25999776
that's forgivable. I see someone lying in an alley I assume they're drunk/homeless

>>25998129
Lol he can't be tried again, double jeopardy. Which is retarded imo. It should only apply if you served time for the crime previously, like that Ashley Judd movie.

>>25999835

>under oath
>cross examination asks me if I saw him
>I did
>Why did you not call the emergency services?
>"I am not legally obliged to do so"
>Would you have done so if it was the law?
>"yes"
>Did your conscience not provoke you into calling an ambulance, where the law does not?
>"No, I presumed by his attire that he would have been a waste of public funds"
>gasp

The judge said I was one of the most repulsive people he had seen walk free from the court.

Fortunately I was being tried in a court of law and not a court of morality.

>>25999979

this never happened, cool story though

>>25999979
I really want to believe this is true but I know it cannot.

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>>25999979

Can you explain why you didn't just take the fifth?

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>>25998107

Just noticed this is a pretty pepe pose. Did someone shoop it?

>>26000971

>Pleading the fifth
>England

>>25998320
>>25999903

I dont get double jeopardy laws

so I could kill someone, my lawyer gets me off thanks to my phony alabi, and the second I am pronounced not guilty I could stand up in court and say actually my mum was lying for me I was never at home that night I was killing that normie scum and they couldnt do anything about it?

>>26001261

You can't do that for murder or terrorism, but for almost any other crime yes. Though if the alibi was lying they would be up for perjury

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>>26001188

>not pleading the equivalent of the 5th
>in the country that produced the magna carta

>>26001979

These aren't the good old days of legal rights anymore.

>>25999979
>living in a Seinfeld episode

nice

>>26001261
you are thinking of the most obnoxious case. What if people were re-tried every time after a new piece of evidence was found? It would be pretty much impossible to ever be fully cleared of something.

>>25998129
He never said he did it, only that he got aquitted. Wouldn't you be estatic you escaped a life sentence, even if you didn't do anything?

>>25998107
Elliot was a cutie

>>25999903
No, it's not retarded.