Who /can't grow beard/ here?
Is there anything worse for men?i seriously doubt
what have ye done to fix it? did it work?
I ordered one off AMAZON a few months back. This was my first attempt and I think it came out good. I've gotten a bit better with the placement, usually wear one when I get dressed up. Nobody can even tell, so have no fear of you can't grow a beard...just buy one.
>tfw can grow nice goatee
>tfw I used to look better without one
>went through years of my life where id be scared to shave it
>shave it one day
>have double chin from hell
>grow it again
>never shave again
fucking hell this place is truly lost
Beards are unfashionable now, don't you know? Clean shaven is back and ready to shame the jawlets.
If mustaches don't come back en vogue soon I'm gonna fucking kill myself
>>tfw can't grow beard
and they wonder why we hate life
we've been fucked from the beginning
>mfw can't grow beard
>mfw not into the well-dressed hipster lumberjack look anyway
>tfw 24, balding AND I got facial hair of a 14 year old
this is not true. there are several kinds of testosterone - testosterone that makes you manly and testosterone that makes you go bald
also body hair is not correlated to testosterone.
and fuck you i dont have to provide source for my claims because no sources are cited in pic you provided
I know, the conversion of testosterone to dihydrotestosterone was explained earlier in the article.
Cool it with the aggression, man. Sounds like you got an excessive amount of testosterone.
>facial hair only grows in a neckbeard pattern that doesn't even cover my whole neck
>other parts of my face/neck are completely bare
>hair that actually grows is gross and wiry and grows like wildfire
>have to shave every other day or i look like a disgusting greasy teenager
>23 years old
Just like hair and eyebrows are only an improvement if you've got a deformed skull and brow right?
>Beards are associated these days with hipsters, nu-males, mudslimes, and Conchita.
Except that's wrong. I love all these butthurt faggots that attribute having beards to being a beta loser just because they don't like them.
There's an annoying 1/4'' gap between full facial hair on my cheeks and neck and the full facial hair around my mouth. Hair just will not grow there. I've tried everything. There's not even a micrometer of peach fuzz in the whole patch. At least I can grow a goatee or chops
So you bought someone's pubes off of Amazon and glued them to your face? Alright.
>being this fucking new that you don't recognize that picture
I want reddit to leave
>tfw shitty greek genetics
Maybe I have talent for making souvlaki or something
ATTENTION ALL YOU FAGGOTS WHO CANT GROW A BEARD:
Start using minoxidil on your face. It worked wonders for me and it's incredibly cheap. You can get a 6 month supply for around $25 on amazon. Just be warned, it takes about a month to start seeing results
We've already been over this a bunch of times. Besides, people should know better (unless you're new) and click the google reverse image search button before being retarded and believing it's actually anon in a pic.
>try to grow a beard
>it's a terrible melange of color
Seriously, my beard is made up of black, brown, white, blonde, and red hair. Is this supposed to happen to anyone? It looks like hobo shit smeared across my face, I don't come across as anything but a nutjob when I have one.
>normally shave once a week, because work isn't bothered
>forget to shave last weekend
>decide to let it grow a bit
>several people have said it suits me, including my dad, and he's not really the beard type
>going to keep it
W-will people recognise me as a real man now? It looks like a mess to me right now, with the hair sticking out in different directions. I assume a beard trimmer would help with that?
beard owner here.
I'm balding too - but I realized after a couple years that had no bearing on my life, career, sex life, etc. I give 1 fucks about hair loss.
The beard, on the other hand has gotten me all kinds of positive attention. Girls love it. Executives at my job have commented that they wish they had the ability to grow a beard like mine. I've been called "masculine" several times by women and men since I grew it.
The trick is letting it grow with no trimming for 1+ month. It's itchy as Fuck and you look like homeless bum, but after it fills out - it's relatively maintenance free.
>tfw ginger hairs sticking out around my chin
>tfw a white hair in my moustache which keeps growing back
I don't think anyone but you in this thread has seen this picture before, m80. You're the only one saying they have.
Beards nothing special. It's just hair on the face.
holy shit literally worst than "xD"
please fucking hang yourself you fucking moron
Lol this guy is priceless. I forgot the luls that can be provided by deviant art
who cares about pic related though? literally everything fashion/style related from pervious eras is remembered as a novelty/completely retarded after they become passe
even with small revivals and when fashion/trends swing back around and they're suddenly super vouge, sartorial brilliance etc, they are brought back as a novelty and laughed at
(skinny jeans are an exception damn them boys are a staple now, they're becoming less vouge but not less unfashionable or clownish, stage development t b h. they're permemant now lads, even as more relaxed--but not baggy dont get ahead of yourself, it's a different look to the one you know--trouser fits become what is 'cutting-edge' and 'in').This will continue for all eternity.
Spend some of your greenbacks on a pair of barber scissors, a fine toothed comb, some beard oil, and good hair conditoner for the shower. Shave the top of your cheeks and your neck, keep it looking clean, and remember to use a napkin regularly when eating out with your new found qt's. Beards work magic on ho's if you're not fat and dress ok.
>shave the neck
>Shave the top of your cheeks and your neck
Please define 'neck'. Do you mean everything below my jawline? I'm googling this, but the angles on the images aren't great, so I can't tell.
I could very easily fuck this up and look ridiculous, and then have to shave the whole thing off.
No no, not the whole neck sorry. Just make it look neat from where your beard ends and down the neck from there, and along the sides. Make the beard more defined instead of scraggly looking with stray hairs around the bottom of your beard. You dig?
Good man. Beard trimmers can give you split ends and make the hairs stick out in random directions. Get a comb and barber scissors and trim it by hand. Takes longer, but you'll look better.