Women never have sex for free. Men will pay for a hooker to

>>25996763

thanks Donald. you give such sage, worldly advice.

>>25996781
No advice, just an unsaid rule that I see around here. I just wish people would talk more about this.

>>25996763

All men think about is sex and food. Without women governing their desires modern civilization would have never formed. Look at the societies where men have absolute rule over women, they're barbaric.

>>25996763
>They're like monkeys, give them a banana and their panties will drop.

i read stories about beta orbiters who spend thousands and never get jack shit .

>>25996958
people never shut the fuck up about it on /r9k/. the fact is you're pretty much right but your point has been repeated ad nauseum. it's fucking boring and everyone on this board that thinks they've had some kind of meaningful epiphany about it is fucking cancer.

>>25997156
I think about a lot of other things other than sex and food. I don't think I've met a man who couldn't talk about any other topic other than sex. I've met women who can't talk about much other than sex and boys.

my bf is a NEET who'd be homeless without me supporting him

but yes thats most women

>>25997381
Would you care to post some stories then. I would much like to see them.

>>25996763
Nothing is free in this world genius

>>25997738
Okay why do you keep him around? Love?

>In WWII there were stories of women who would have sex for just a bar of chocolate.
It's completely fucking true. Why don't you just give her some smokes? You ain't gotta even give them a whole pack, neither. Fucking four will do it.

>>25998063

yes, he's really sweet and funny

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>>25998199
you aint no woman

>>25998189
I wish I lived in a nation like that, right now I need a 50 thousand dollar a year job, a house, a car, etc. Compare that to a bar of chocolate. Goddamn man what a time we live in.

>They're like monkeys, give them a banana and their panties will drop.

OP confirmed for animal fucker who has a fetish for dressing up monkeys.

>>25998852
top fucking kek original

>>25996763
Im a man and ive had a stacey basically pay me for sex
ill greentext the story if needed

>>26000840
needed.

>>25998294

just to trigger you more he used to weigh 340lbs when I first met him

>>26000840
Yes, pls lie to us in longer form.