>pretty girl stuck in her new honda
> shes outside trying to use a snow brush to clear a path in the 2.5 feet of snow on my unplowed street
Oh well, you know what they say - "No puss, no push!"
>things that never happened
Admit it anon you went out there and shoveled snow to get her unstuck. Pushed her car too.
All while she shat in the driver seat with the door closed texting her chad bf about "some wierdo helping me."
>implying im going to help someone with a car 15+ years newer than me
>implying im going to help a cunt for the offchance she might shake my hand then suck off her chad boyfriend when she gets home
but there are 2 idiots out there shoveling for her now
LOL SHE HAS A TINY DOG WITH HER
and she DID get into the driver's seat while my 3 neighbors try to help her
oh god, i bet she'll be super grateful and run home on facebook with a vague "thanks to all the kind people left in this world :3" post, then blow her boyfriend for 2 hours
Lol. That is literally what 99% of girls do when judging men.
>ewww he has a shitty car
>ewww he wears clothing that isn't very stylish
>ewww he doesn't have many/the right kind of friends
>ewww he has weird hobbies
>ewww he doesn't make much money.
...and that's why i didnt bother running outside to help her
what will i get out of 20 minutes of my time and a sore back?
"...uh... thanks" and she drives off to post on instagram a cute picture of her in the snow
I laugh my ass sitting in comfy car and even flip a finger if she looks to me.
THERE IS NO EVIDENCE SHE EVEN LIVES THERE, LIKELY PASSING THROUGH, YOURE NOT GIVING BACK TO THE COMMUNITY WHEN SHE'LL BE GONE FOREVER ONCE YOU STOP KEKING YOURSELF
also what kind of cunt asks for help and doesn't actively help herself? if she were helping too this wouldnt be a problem goddamn but shes literally sitting in her car
>driving normie cars
I exist in a totally different class of people, her world and my world will never meet, and I should make no effort in making contact.
This is why you all are virgins still. How about going out there and helping her and maybe asking for her number? Maybe make her some hot cocoa and bring her out some cookies.
>hurr buts that b-beta
No , it's called being a good person and being friendly. Yes girls still like that.
oh my god
i can just picture you in a fedora and saying
"hi my names brian
yes ill shovel you
but first, let me talk about what a great baker i am
its 2016, men should be in the kitchen too!
now, where did I put that little pink pony shovel..."
"Thanks little man, your my hero, ugghh I'm late, my boy friend in gona kill me"
>All while she shat in the driver seat
Did...did you do that on purpose?
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playing workout tapes by Fonda, but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda.
If she's dressed like a whore I wouldn't help her.
Because 5 men will do it anyway.
One time I was walking back from class and watched guy after guy come help a girl get her Fucking SUV out.
It reminded me of event few years ago
>snowing, so me, a friend, and other friend with gf go for a snow ride and drifting
>bitch is driving, rotate and go off the road
> I as I drived after her go to help
> offroad car, ropes and shit, no problem to pull it off and put back on road
>as I slowly prepare all for pulling, some guy stops and try to help, giving advice and shit
>if I remember correctly another car stop
> tfw the bitch has bf with her, there is me and white knights still want to help
t-thanks anon, but that would never happen unfortunately because
I still don't have my driver's licenseand mummy wouldnt like me drinkingbut if it counts for anything you seem alright yourself
people need to learn to help themselves and prepare for the situations they might put themselves in.
If you know there is snow on the road bring stuff with you to help you deal with that: snow chains, a shovel and other provisions just in case you get well and truly stuck and have to wait a while.
My car has had a dodgy alternator and I had a guy watch me and laugh at me while I got my jump pack out to jump start my car.
To be honest, I think you're overreacting. I know that this is /r9k/, but I don't see how a typical human wouldn't feel gratitude after being helped like that. As some other anon pointed it out, it might be a chance to strike up a converstation.
>"you bitter faggots are just overreacting"
>not realizing our answers are based off a lifetime of observations
Might be a little hyperbole here and there but unless you're a Chad you are not getting a girl's number for helping her. Any woman in trouble will have hordes of white knights eager to help her so why bother? At best she smiles and thanks you.