>tell uncle I get $2,000 in NEETbux every month >he gets

are you assuming that every wagecuck makes minimum wage? I actually agree with you, if you make minimum wage then you are better off on niggerfare.

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>mfw stop wagecucking at the end of this month
can't wait to fuck my sleep pattern up all over again

How the fuck are you getting 2k? What did you do at court, spin around in Sonic pajamas?

>>25994960
If I were to get a job I would be making like $10/hr. My time is more valuable than that. Obviously not every wagecuck makes min wage but if I'm not making 20+ I'm not doing it.

>>25994817
how do you get 2K a month ? which country ?

>>25994817
There is no country on earth that gives u 2000$ in neetbux, especially not the US

I am on autismbux so I can know

>>25994817
No way in hell you can get 2k in neetbux, once again, this is retarded shit retards say to rile up people with actual lives.

>>25995015
>My time is more valuable than that

How did you arrive at this conclusion and the sense of entitlement? What makes your time valuable in the slightest if you have no skills?

I know a 45 year old man who has been on disability for 15 years and he always gives me shit about how I have no work ethic even though I've had a full time job my entire adult life.

I hate him but I want his disability bux
His disability is frequent headaches
I'd trade with him

>>25995003
>>25995041
>>25995047

I get social security and disability niggers

>>25995054
Yeah, it's not your time that is valuable OP. It's your need to pay for things like food, water, utilities, and because we live in a first world civilization it's a safer option to literally pay you to buy things you need to live and keep the economy going rather than let you starve in the streets.

>>25995003
He lied on the Internet.

I'm surprised you didn't consider that as his means of making that 2k

>>25995080
Yea me too and I don't even make half that, so you're either full of shit or Chris Chan levels of autistic to the point where the extra money is being given to you just to keep you away from other human beings.

>>25995054
You sound like my cunt of an uncle. It's called a decent wage fucking normie wageshit

>>25995003
hes lying, most NEETS get very little in terms of money

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>>25994817
This would be a good subject for a study.

>>25995003
He's not getting 2k NEETbux a month, he's just trolling people who are dumb enough to believe this.

Seriously, these threads are actually just meme where you're supposed to piss people who barely make a living for themselves by pretending to be someone living comfortably off welfare or their parents. The people posting these threads are actually people who have a job and everything, but like to get their kicks pissing people off.

I should know that because I used to post these threads myself (despite having a cushy 9-5 job and a GF) and take part in this meme, but like all memes, it's gotten old and isn't even funny anymore.

Seriously thou, the best thing you can do is to just not go along with the people who still think this meme is still funny and instead laugh at them still posting this meme.

>>25995203
Silly wagecuck, I get 2k a month and live a very comfy life, no need to be jealous, you have to go to bed in 4 hours wagie, gotta be up for work

>>25995041


How much you get paid in federal disability depends on how many points you have accumulated by working. You can check how much you would get at ssa.gov.

Apparently I would get 2,743 in federal disability every month if I became disabled.

>>25995203
memeposting really is almost never funny unless it's completely non-sequitur, utter nonsense.

>>25995072
>His disability is frequent headaches
Can't you fake this shit?

>>25995203
>I don't believe it and its definitely not true because I used to post memes

This is what you sound like wagecuck. Its 3pm dont you have to be getting to bed soon? Kys

>>25995281
Sorry pal, but I'm the meme's gotten old and you really do suck at the meme. You should at least construct a believable background for your character, then threads won't en up like this with everyone seeing that you're just playing a character rather than a real leech with a superiority complex.

>>25995306
>>25995306
>Apparently I would get 2,743 in federal disability every month if I became disabled.
Sounds bullshit. If this were true then why would so many be homeless/scared to lose their job in burgerland.

>>25995370
>Used to post these threads myself
>Was here when this meme got started and when people would still break character mid thread to laugh at how many people fell for it and how well
Meme's gotten old, time to come up with a new one rather than just coming up with a new meme food for the characters.

>>25995203
Fuck off you dumb kike. You're exactly the reason /r9k/ is like this. You think the people here are just fucking normies pretending to be autists because they think it's funny. Most of this shit is real and normies like you need to get the fuck out. I haven't left my house in over a year now

>>25995461
>>25995461
So I basically you are refuting that I get 2k in his because you used to post memes threads. Honestly not surprised a wagecuck is dumb enough to not see the lack of logic in this argument.

>>25995555
The original threads may have been made by actual NEETs, but us normies doing in-character trolling (like the OP) took it over when it actually became a meme.

Also, no, I won't leave despite being a normie, you're just too much fun.

>>25995555
Nice quads. I see this sometimes, have you literally not stepped outside in a year? How do you feed yourself?

>>25995430

Because the amount you get paid depends on the amount you have worked. You accumulate points for every quarter in which you pay taxes over a base threshold, and the number of points you have determines how much you get paid.

People who have never worked for pay get very little, whereas people who were productive workers and became disabled later in life get paid far more.

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There are actually countries on this planet that actually give you livable money if you can't work for some reason.

Amazing.

>>25995603
Sorry but no dice... I can see trough that because I used to do it myself. The OP obviously isn't making 2k/month on welfare because no country in the world pays that much for people on welfare unless they have something like 3+ kids to feed. Welfare is there to give people at least a basic living, not a good one.

>>25995399
I finished reading some of the greatest novels of our time while you slave away at work, you don't have to believe me but its true. Tomorrow I think I'll go for a walk and learn some chemistry wagecuck

>>25995681
Parents obviously. There are a few turbo autists on /r9k/ who are genuinely NEET, but they only make up a small part of the /r9k/ userbase.

>>25995657
>you're just to much fun

It's nice to have affirmation the majority of people are like you who take pleasure in the misery of others

>>25995681
No I haven't. I just get groceries and stuff delivered outside my door because of my agoraphobia

>>25995769
That guy from another thread a couple of days ago bragging about having read a few meme-tier books, but couldn't provide any evidence because of not owning a camera of any form?

Sorry, but you kind of revealed yourself with those meme tier books. A proper fan of classical literature wouldn't be bragging about reading meme tier books. You should probably go to /lit/ and study them so that you can improve your NEET character.

>>25994817

In what sort of enlightned country you fags live in to receive so much? lol

There really aren't many true neets on here, ever. I've been watching for a long time, and there are many periods of the day where this place is essentially dead. Also on holidays like Christmas, etc, this place goes dead. Where are all the neets then?

>>25995924
About 90% of this board are normalfags. It's sad but true. I just wish there was a proper board where normies are not allowed.

>tfw get 2k off yearly tution because of 'disablitiy'

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>he doesn't know about netbux

>>25996026
pls tell us

i get 188 euros a week on disability. thats basically 18 hours of wagecucking for free. plus if i want to i can work too. and i get free rail and bus travel. living the dream

>>25995840
Perhaps I tell you in hopes you will read some books but I forget, if you quit your job who will pay for my vidya

>>25996189
>use adsense or some other ad company
>get traffic to your bullshit site by uploading ad videos
>collect netbux

>>25996375
what kind of bullshit site do i need? how much do u make?

>>25996426
Depends on what your interests are. There is lots of premade software that will get a site up and running without knowing anything about coding.

Wordpress is the most basic one for a blog type of site that most people use. Mechbunny if you want a video porn site but it's a bit more complicated and costly. I have a friend who has a doujin and hentai site and makes like 10k a month. I have a porn tube site now and make 20k a month. I have had anime sites, movie sites ect. I know some other people that just have popular game videos on youtube and monetize them with adsense and make enough to live.

When I first started all I had was a blogspot site and embedded youtube movie videos on it. Still made 3k a month.

>>25996729
>I have a porn tube site now and make 20k a month
How the hell do you do this without getting buried in DMCA notices?

Pls tell and do tell

>>25996005
>>25996005
how? tell us?! please

>>25996834
You have to try and stay under the radar. If you get a DMCA notice just take down the video right away and avoid antagonizing them by uploading more of their videos. If you put up a lot of amateur videos or japanese videos you don't get as much DMCA notices. Just normal people who want their video taken down.

>>25994817
That's more than I make at a full-time job ;(

>>25995003
Top jej 2bh

>>25997068
he's memeing you senpai

>>25997046
So if I were to make something like Mommyless, you say I could make 20k a month ?

What skills would you need for that? I know databases and some fornt end dev.

>>25996729
You've literally become a pop up ad. Nice, I'm well jealous. What does it feel like to earn 20k in one month?

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>>25997167
>>25997046
>>25997119
>You've literally become a pop up ad
This You are living my dream anon. Please help us poor NEETs out.

Seems like the big bucks, if they even exist, would be short lived.

We're supposed to believe this guy but not the op?

>>25997119
Yea you can if you are sneaky enough to get the traffic. You don't really need to know anything. Just get a web host that is experienced in that area and pay extra for managed service. You will learn as you go.

>>25997167
Hollow. I'm still just a NEET with no friends that browses 4chan and games all day. At least I can afford the shotgun to kill myself with.

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>>25994817

You are a God among men. Be my bf

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>>25997447
This tbqh NEET familia

Don't make people angry. Maybe they'll want to reduce unemployment/disability benefits. Probably the money isn't even much compared to the cost of living in your country.

>>25994817
Maybe he's mad because in addition to our being unemployed you are also lying to him.

bourgeois world elite
>wealth beyond reason
>sit around all day
>leach off workers

humble NEET
>small stipend of money, barely able to survive
>sit around all day
>leach off workers

Why are the NEETs parasites, but the bourgeois elite are job creators and worthy of having their ass kissed? Wagekeks can't into basic logic.

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>>25998171
This post is food for thought

>>25996026
>Estimated earnings
Oh I know ALL about that.

How do I apply for NEETbux

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>>25995657

>you're just too much fun

I'll remember this line when I snap and rip your family to shreds with my teeth while raping your little sister saying "you're just too much fun"

>>25997407
>Yea you can if you are sneaky enough to get the traffic
How does one advertise a tubesite though? Just post comments on porn vids? Or do you get it organically?

You think I can just buy mechbunny, a hosting company a domain and make profit ?

If it must be said again, no way OP gets $2k. I get a bit over 1/4 of that w/food stamps. having medicaid is really the best part when you rely on big pharma to function

>>25994817
they pay for it

>>25998655
Don't get blood on your fedora, cuck

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>>25994817
>socialism kills

thats why there is a fall of westerne civilization, once healthly wester civilization promoted brave and hardworking people.

It is not a accident that white people ruled whole world 150 years ago.

Now leftist with their ideas to get more votes spread shitt like 75% tax for rich people to get money for neets votes.

>>25997393
> $2000/mo
>Big bucks
Really?

>>61942518
>not having an under the table job in addition to neetbux
Do you not want to live a fancy life?

How do you guys do this though? My family is structured in such a way that even though I'm well into adulthood and live on my own, I could never just quit my job and commit welfare fraud because my family would know and turn me in. I've considered it a lot of times, like what I'd lie and say I'd do, all that, but I can't imagine doing such a massive thing entirely in secret.

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>>25994817
i love a good shitpost as much as the next robot but nobody could live off NEETbux alone

they usually get somewhere around 750$ which is not enough to even pay rent for most places its just used for tendies, vidya and cloathes so mum dosent have to work 2 jobs

i wish it were true though i too would spin around in sonic pajamas in front of the judge if it meant 2k a mounth

>>25999127
The max is $733 for SSDI. There's no housing support or rental assistance, the only thing you can do is apply to section 8. Section 8 waiting lists are closed in a lot of states, and the ones that do have waiting lists can take you 3 years just to get considered.

Honestly, if you're a single white male, your chances of being approved for disability are VERY low, even if you have a serious physical disability. If you're trying to get SSDI on the basis of mental illness, your chances are close to 0 unless you're 40 or older.

>>25999127
>they usually get somewhere around 750$ which is not enough to even pay rent for most places its just used for tendies, vidya and cloathes so mum dosent have to work 2 jobs
get NEET roommates you faggot.

>>25994817
The maximum amount for disability is under 2k in all countries in the world. 1k is about average.

>>25999293
All I can guess is if OP is being serious, he lives in Mexico, and its 2k pesos.

bump for neet tips

>>25999235
Maybe I am mixing up SSDI with some other program, but a couple years ago I received a letter from social security with an explanation of what my benefits in retirement told me that with my current credits, I would receive $24K per year if I were disabled.

>>25999871
That's SSDI, the one you get work credits for. If you haven't worked enough then you just get SSI, which is a lot less money. SSDI is $733 a month max, which is what most people who get it receive.

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When did you realize NEETs are the master race?

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>NEET
>master race
you mispelled "hikikomori"

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>>26000358
you misspelled master race

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>>26000429

why is that frog sitting in front of children's coloring books with his glasses askew?

is he retarded?

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>>26000504
Say that to my face and not online

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>>26000532

I'll see you at the warwick university arts centre at a time of your choosing bud

heroin pepe a shit

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>AND THEN HE TOLD ME HES A WAGEKKEK

Would anyone be willing to post some rare NEETS? I need a few, specifically the standup comedy one and the one making the pope gesture to the sad wagekek.

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>$733 a month

LITERALLY SUB POVERTY LEVEL

>>26000988
Orig comment my fellow NEET

>>25999235
>$733 per month

lel, that covers about half the rent on my swanky apartment, and my girlfriend covers the other half.

Glad to finally learn how much NEETs actually get off welfare.

Less than $9,000 a YEAR. lol, that's what I make in a little over 2 months.

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>>25996026

>mfw

man, I hate being me and poor

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>>26001550
>man, I hate being me and poor
Iktf man

I often find myself thinking rich people are a meme and they don't exist and pics like that are shooped. It's like so unreal to me.

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>>26001644

Because it sounds so unbelievable and attainable.

>It's so simple! Just MAKE A WEBSITE AND PUT UP ADDS. I'm making $100,000 a month from my chair! Become rich with this one weird trick!

How. The. Fuck.

i get 2500 euro a month just for existing. based fucking norway, even our prisons are nice

>>26001806
Yeah, I'm jealous of you Norwegians. "We discovered a bunch of oil, let's take all of the profits from it and put it in stocks for our people." Fucking whoever's idea that was should be the new Jesus.

How hard is it to become a Norwegian citizen?

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>>25995769
at this point you're just regurgitating shit from that neet vs. wagecuck pic that gets posted here. try harder next time fucking retard

>>25995203
>all this talk of memes
>nowhere is there a funny picture with text over it
>he doesnt even know what a meme is

just signed up to 4chan today have we?

>>26001877
i would love to live in a norwegian prison. my standard of living would improve tenfold

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sheeples are so mad it's quite funny

Wagecucks are truly the most pathetic kind of cucks around

Good thing that worldfilter has been done away with btw

>>26002242
i agree, how much of a sheep can you be?