>tell uncle I get $2,000 in NEETbux every month
>he gets visibly angered and tells me I don't deserve that much money for sitting on my ass all day
Why are wagecucks so angered by this? Why would anyone work a min wage job and get paid less than my NEETbux??
>mfw stop wagecucking at the end of this month
can't wait to fuck my sleep pattern up all over again
I know a 45 year old man who has been on disability for 15 years and he always gives me shit about how I have no work ethic even though I've had a full time job my entire adult life.
I hate him but I want his disability bux
His disability is frequent headaches
I'd trade with him
Yeah, it's not your time that is valuable OP. It's your need to pay for things like food, water, utilities, and because we live in a first world civilization it's a safer option to literally pay you to buy things you need to live and keep the economy going rather than let you starve in the streets.
Yea me too and I don't even make half that, so you're either full of shit or Chris Chan levels of autistic to the point where the extra money is being given to you just to keep you away from other human beings.
would be a good subject for a study.
He's not getting 2k NEETbux a month, he's just trolling people who are dumb enough to believe this.
Seriously, these threads are actually just meme where you're supposed to piss people who barely make a living for themselves by pretending to be someone living comfortably off welfare or their parents. The people posting these threads are actually people who have a job and everything, but like to get their kicks pissing people off.
I should know that because I used to post these threads myself (despite having a cushy 9-5 job and a GF) and take part in this meme, but like all memes, it's gotten old and isn't even funny anymore.
Seriously thou, the best thing you can do is to just not go along with the people who still think this meme is still funny and instead laugh at them still posting this meme.
How much you get paid in federal disability depends on how many points you have accumulated by working. You can check how much you would get at ssa.gov.
Apparently I would get 2,743 in federal disability every month if I became disabled.
Sorry pal, but I'm the meme's gotten old and you really do suck at the meme. You should at least construct a believable background for your character, then threads won't en up like this with everyone seeing that you're just playing a character rather than a real leech with a superiority complex.
>Apparently I would get 2,743 in federal disability every month if I became disabled.
Sounds bullshit. If this were true then why would so many be homeless/scared to lose their job in burgerland.
>Used to post these threads myself
>Was here when this meme got started and when people would still break character mid thread to laugh at how many people fell for it and how well
Meme's gotten old, time to come up with a new one rather than just coming up with a new meme food for the characters.
Fuck off you dumb kike. You're exactly the reason /r9k/ is like this. You think the people here are just fucking normies pretending to be autists because they think it's funny. Most of this shit is real and normies like you need to get the fuck out. I haven't left my house in over a year now
So I basically you are refuting that I get 2k in his because you used to post memes threads. Honestly not surprised a wagecuck is dumb enough to not see the lack of logic in this argument.
The original threads may have been made by actual NEETs, but us normies doing in-character trolling (like the OP) took it over when it actually became a meme.
Also, no, I won't leave despite being a normie, you're just too much fun.
Because the amount you get paid depends on the amount you have worked. You accumulate points for every quarter in which you pay taxes over a base threshold, and the number of points you have determines how much you get paid.
People who have never worked for pay get very little, whereas people who were productive workers and became disabled later in life get paid far more.
There are actually countries on this planet that actually give you livable money if you can't work for some reason.
Sorry but no dice... I can see trough that because I used to do it myself. The OP obviously isn't making 2k/month on welfare because no country in the world pays that much for people on welfare unless they have something like 3+ kids to feed. Welfare is there to give people at least a basic living, not a good one.
I finished reading some of the greatest novels of our time while you slave away at work, you don't have to believe me but its true. Tomorrow I think I'll go for a walk and learn some chemistry wagecuck
>you're just to much fun
It's nice to have affirmation the majority of people are like you who take pleasure in the misery of others
No I haven't. I just get groceries and stuff delivered outside my door because of my agoraphobia
That guy from another thread a couple of days ago bragging about having read a few meme-tier books, but couldn't provide any evidence because of not owning a camera of any form?
Sorry, but you kind of revealed yourself with those meme tier books. A proper fan of classical literature wouldn't be bragging about reading meme tier books. You should probably go to /lit/ and study them so that you can improve your NEET character.
There really aren't many true neets on here, ever. I've been watching for a long time, and there are many periods of the day where this place is essentially dead. Also on holidays like Christmas, etc, this place goes dead. Where are all the neets then?
Depends on what your interests are. There is lots of premade software that will get a site up and running without knowing anything about coding.
Wordpress is the most basic one for a blog type of site that most people use. Mechbunny if you want a video porn site but it's a bit more complicated and costly. I have a friend who has a doujin and hentai site and makes like 10k a month. I have a porn tube site now and make 20k a month. I have had anime sites, movie sites ect. I know some other people that just have popular game videos on youtube and monetize them with adsense and make enough to live.
When I first started all I had was a blogspot site and embedded youtube movie videos on it. Still made 3k a month.
You have to try and stay under the radar. If you get a DMCA notice just take down the video right away and avoid antagonizing them by uploading more of their videos. If you put up a lot of amateur videos or japanese videos you don't get as much DMCA notices. Just normal people who want their video taken down.
>You've literally become a pop up ad
You are living my dream anon. Please help us poor NEETs out.
Yea you can if you are sneaky enough to get the traffic. You don't really need to know anything. Just get a web host that is experienced in that area and pay extra for managed service. You will learn as you go.
Hollow. I'm still just a NEET with no friends that browses 4chan and games all day. At least I can afford the shotgun to kill myself with.
bourgeois world elite
>wealth beyond reason
>sit around all day
>leach off workers
>small stipend of money, barely able to survive
>sit around all day
>leach off workers
Why are the NEETs parasites, but the bourgeois elite are job creators and worthy of having their ass kissed? Wagekeks can't into basic logic.
>you're just too much fun
I'll remember this line when I snap and rip your family to shreds with my teeth while raping your little sister saying "you're just too much fun"
>Yea you can if you are sneaky enough to get the traffic
How does one advertise a tubesite though? Just post comments on porn vids? Or do you get it organically?
You think I can just buy mechbunny, a hosting company a domain and make profit ?
thats why there is a fall of westerne civilization, once healthly wester civilization promoted brave and hardworking people.
It is not a accident that white people ruled whole world 150 years ago.
Now leftist with their ideas to get more votes spread shitt like 75% tax for rich people to get money for neets votes.
How do you guys do this though? My family is structured in such a way that even though I'm well into adulthood and live on my own, I could never just quit my job and commit welfare fraud because my family would know and turn me in. I've considered it a lot of times, like what I'd lie and say I'd do, all that, but I can't imagine doing such a massive thing entirely in secret.
i love a good shitpost as much as the next robot but nobody could live off NEETbux alone
they usually get somewhere around 750$ which is not enough to even pay rent for most places its just used for tendies, vidya and cloathes so mum dosent have to work 2 jobs
i wish it were true though i too would spin around in sonic pajamas in front of the judge if it meant 2k a mounth
The max is $733 for SSDI. There's no housing support or rental assistance, the only thing you can do is apply to section 8. Section 8 waiting lists are closed in a lot of states, and the ones that do have waiting lists can take you 3 years just to get considered.
Honestly, if you're a single white male, your chances of being approved for disability are VERY low, even if you have a serious physical disability. If you're trying to get SSDI on the basis of mental illness, your chances are close to 0 unless you're 40 or older.
>they usually get somewhere around 750$ which is not enough to even pay rent for most places its just used for tendies, vidya and cloathes so mum dosent have to work 2 jobs
get NEET roommates you faggot.
Maybe I am mixing up SSDI with some other program, but a couple years ago I received a letter from social security with an explanation of what my benefits in retirement told me that with my current credits, I would receive $24K per year if I were disabled.
That's SSDI, the one you get work credits for. If you haven't worked enough then you just get SSI, which is a lot less money. SSDI is $733 a month max, which is what most people who get it receive.
why is that frog sitting in front of children's coloring books with his glasses askew?
is he retarded?
I'll see you at the warwick university arts centre at a time of your choosing bud
heroin pepe a shit
>$733 per month
lel, that covers about half the rent on my swanky apartment, and my girlfriend covers the other half.
Glad to finally learn how much NEETs actually get off welfare.
Less than $9,000 a YEAR. lol, that's what I make in a little over 2 months.
>man, I hate being me and poor
I often find myself thinking rich people are a meme and they don't exist and pics like that are shooped. It's like so unreal to me.
Because it sounds so unbelievable and attainable.
>It's so simple! Just MAKE A WEBSITE AND PUT UP ADDS. I'm making $100,000 a month from my chair! Become rich with this one weird trick!
How. The. Fuck.
Yeah, I'm jealous of you Norwegians. "We discovered a bunch of oil, let's take all of the profits from it and put it in stocks for our people." Fucking whoever's idea that was should be the new Jesus.
How hard is it to become a Norwegian citizen?
at this point you're just regurgitating shit from that neet vs. wagecuck pic that gets posted here. try harder next time fucking retard
sheeples are so mad it's quite funny