Ideal superpowers

>>25994133
/summon Succubus

For robots, invisibility. Maybe mind fuckery to make people like you.

Personally?

Teleportation. That's my number one power.

>>25994133
The ability to change matter around you at will, you can give yourself more powers

Telekinesis is the best superpower to have.

>>25990929
The ability to change yourself into anything and back to yourself.
I would change myself to superman and I will have super powers or I would change to brick and brick roll people

non-paralyzed version of professor x

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Dress-breaking

>>25994133
Mind control and reading thoughts

the ability to see into the past

But only events you were there to witness

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>>25994133
The power to have all the powers.

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Being able to shrink but become indestructible.

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>>25994266
I have this ability family

It torments me every night when I try to sleep

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I always thought time control would be the GOAT superpower.

>>25994133
The power to fuck OP's Mother.

The power of LOVE

Super speed. I would destroy every single competitive sport ever:

Track and Field: Obliterate every single world record which will never be beaten
NFL: As QB I would just run for a touchdown every play.
Soccer: Cradle the ball between my feet like a penguin and hop at super speed into the goal
Martial Arts: Destroy its legitimacy by knocking out every opponent with punches so fast they are invisible until I am banned for being too good/'cheating'
Tennis: My net game would be unbeatable.
Biking: I would be the first person to win without peds

And whenever I got bored of having so much fame and sex with hot women, or my money runs low, I would liquidate all my assets, invest them into something, and run in circles at lightspeed into the future where my investments have turned me into a multi-billionaire again

The ability to have everything you want except for self harm. (in case you are drunk or something)

this includes time travel, noclip, physgun like abilities and god like powers. all in your mind

Time stopping/showing. The possibilities are endless and u can use it as teleportation

>>25994460
Meant to type "slowing"
My bad desu

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>>25994133
mind control would be pretty cool

You can basically accomplish anything with it

>>25994503
Unless someone builds a super robot to destroy you

>>25994503
would you be able to mind control people who do not speak the same language as you?

super speed

every day I get the feeling of "shit, I wish I could do this faster", whether it be reading, typing something, doing a chore, ect

it's also a good all around power for getting away with crimes/saving other people/fighting/getting yourself out of bad situations

Absolute suggestion
Any other answer is wrong

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>>25994166
This desu. Are you me?

>>25994133
The power to be happy on command

Teleportation because i'm a lazy cunt

>>25994523
but you could mind control the programmer, and if you didn't fuck up no one would know you're a mind controller

>>25994524
sure why not, super powers don't make sense anyways, why apply logic to it

>>25994589
The robot could be built in a top secret base you have no knowledge of

>>25994612
But by then you would have mind controlled all the world's top scientists and have built your own super robot behorehand, hiding it in your own secret base just in case.

>>25994133
blinking, a form of teleportation limited to places you can see

>>25994660
Good shit tbqh

>>25994133
ideal would be to have Franklin Richards, son of mister fantastic, powers
yes im an autist

To feel like I'm at the peak of a painkiller high all the time.

Body transformation.

>Acquire good physical shape
>Destroy cancerous cells and diseases
>Make yourself a tad higher
>Slowly morph your facial aesthetics for the better
>Slowly morph your teeth into a perfect 10/10 smile
>Stop any sweating/odors through skin and hormone manipulation
>Avoid injuries or heal them twice as fast

Truly the dream life

>>25994956
>transform yourself into a dildo

>>25994971

>Transform yourself into a lipstick in a shop
>Getting picked by qt's all day everyday
>Literally rub your body onto their lips
>Have that gangsta-ass gloss pink color all day

Sign me up senpai

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>>25994971
Two kinds of people anon. Two kinds of people.