Who welfare king here? Don't even have to apply for jobs here as I am covered by a mental disability.
>$773 a month max
>multi year section 8 waiting lists in most states, completely closed in others
>$198 in food stamps
>less than 25% approval rate
>application process can take a year or more easily
lmao what the fuck is wrong with neetcucks in america, that shit is below poverty level
Brit here. I don't even check my balances most of the time. I am always getting a regular flow of neetbux. Thankfully I live with parents so no bills. In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.
>In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.
I've been drawing disability for four years because of agoraphobia. I get paid to sit in my comfy apartment and play video games and take naps. If I start feeling creative I'll play piano or paint a picture.
>Been claiming benefits for over 10 years
>Never once set foot in a JCP
Feels pretty good to have a "disability" ;)
no wonder your country is being overrun by carpet-kissers
I was diagnosed with high functioning autism when I was 6, however my autism level is so low, that no one would suspect me of having it. If I fuck up hard in my life, I could probably just file for disability and live the fine life as a neet
They always do paper-based reviews for me (no interview) and I get straight into Support Group. They made me change from DLA to PIP last year, no interview and my money actually went UP because of this. Apparently PIP is designed to cut the welfare bill by 25%, however it targets physical disabilities not mental. Bad news for all those people with "bad backs"
>pretend to have treatment-resistant schizophrenia to get that sweet neetbux
>manage to fool every doctor I meet, get admitted into nuthouse
>released after several months
>apply for neetbux
>now living in a run down apartment for free
>peeling wallpaper and mold everywhere
>just enough money to cover the internet bill
>thank my waifu every day that I'm not a wagecuck
>20 years old
>work construction 3 days a week
>make $700 a week in cash
>go to college full time from 8 am - 4:45 pm tuesday, thursday
>tell department of labor I have no job, get an extra $600 a month from unemployment
living the life
That's all you get? I get ~350 ESA, ~300 PIP, housing benefit (~600 paid to landlord), don't pay council tax, etc per month plus free prescriptions (have to get the pills even though I don't take them, looks good on my medical records) and not subject to benefit cap either cause disability
I've been collecting welfare for 5 years now. It's so low in my country that it barely pays for my marijuana addiction (300 bucks a month, give or take). I started off late, at 25, though I had been flirting with NEETdom for half a decade before that.
I've been wrestling with mental issues and physical weakness for all my life, so I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. I'm just glad I didn't wind up in the nuthouse or dead over the course of my 20s.
i was born with it + cerebral palsy.
>live with parents [step-dad acts like a kid at age 60 and me mom is brainwashed by the jews.]
>get 500usd a month to put up with it
And are you allowed to be in education while receiving that? I'm being forced to go to a psychiatrist and was just wondering if it was worth mentioning my psychosis to get extra dosh. Won't bother if I have to drop out of college for it though.
>go out with dad to grocery store
>decide to ride cart back to store
>fat cart collector wageslave working the weekend with a 40oz soda cup in his hands blocks me
>puts his foot on the cart so I can't move and says "thank you"
>smile at him and yank the cart back
>he stumbles and drops his soda
>push the cart over and say "you're welcome"
>spit on the ground and walk back to car
>pretend to be homeless for a laugh
>spend the night at a homeless shelter
>crack addicted homeless whore walks straight up to me and says "oi lov', u got any mon-ney? want me 2 wank u off?"
Please teach me your ways, I want to give up my decently well paying, not-too stressful job in order to be a leech off society and sit on the couch all day.
I've paid my taxes for 3 whole years of my working life, so now I think I rightfully deserve to reap the benefits of a taxpayer funded paycheck for the rest of my life.
Well I suppose there's no harm in me trying. I could definitely see it having changed since the Conservatives have been in power. I couldn't imagine a better deal than being in college and not having to work because I make mad dosh from a student loan and disability payments.
I used to get "EMA" just for turning up at college and uni. You just had to be present when they called you name at the start of the lesson, then you could literally walk out and spend the rest of the time doing whatever you want.
Make sure you get it written off after you've completed your course!
>If a borrower can prove they're permanently unfit for work due to a disability, then their loan could be written off.
>Two items of evidence will need to be submitted:
>A letter from a medical professional stating that the borrower is permanently unfit for work, dated within the last 6 months; and
>Evidence of disability related benefits.
I got like 12,000 for free and never have to pay it back
post is written by one. Tendiebux is the best invention since sliced bread - or actually it's even better because you can buy sliced bread with tendiebux.
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>th-that's a week right?
Yeah. Not him, but I used to get it too. There were also bonuses at Christmas and the summer holidays (I think it was either 100 or 150 pounds). I'm 24, and I think it stopped in my year or the year after me though.
>I was bullied and shunned every day of my life
pffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Fucking faggot, if you really wanted to get back at the normies why don't you go on a homicidal rampage?