Who welfare king here? Don't even have to apply for jobs

>$773 a month max
>no housing
>multi year section 8 waiting lists in most states, completely closed in others
>$198 in food stamps
>less than 25% approval rate
>application process can take a year or more easily

lmao what the fuck is wrong with neetcucks in america, that shit is below poverty level

>>25992889
Brit here. I don't even check my balances most of the time. I am always getting a regular flow of neetbux. Thankfully I live with parents so no bills. In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.

>>25992958
>In the US you can only get welfare for about a year.

I've been drawing disability for four years because of agoraphobia. I get paid to sit in my comfy apartment and play video games and take naps. If I start feeling creative I'll play piano or paint a picture.

have fun living an unfulfilled life.

>>25993414
Have fun with your stress and poor health.

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>Been claiming benefits for over 10 years
>Never once set foot in a JCP

Feels pretty good to have a "disability" ;)

>>25993443
Statistically people who don't have any friends and live a sedentary lifestyle die earlier than 2 pack a day smokers.

>>25993471
Statistically all statistics are fabricated to make some researcher feel worthwhile. My life is relaxed so that will make me live longer than you.

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>>25992889
>>25992958
>>25993457
no wonder your country is being overrun by carpet-kissers

>>25993457
ESA?

>tfw they're making me go to a health assessment in a few weeks
>tfw haven't left the house in years

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I was diagnosed with high functioning autism when I was 6, however my autism level is so low, that no one would suspect me of having it. If I fuck up hard in my life, I could probably just file for disability and live the fine life as a neet

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>>25993551
They always do paper-based reviews for me (no interview) and I get straight into Support Group. They made me change from DLA to PIP last year, no interview and my money actually went UP because of this. Apparently PIP is designed to cut the welfare bill by 25%, however it targets physical disabilities not mental. Bad news for all those people with "bad backs"

Why are males so useless?

>>25993501
this. "lol xD i sampled 200k people that stands for 2million and more xDDD

>>25993706
Yup and there is always another survey that contradicts the results of the previous one.

>>25993050
I'm better at piano than you and I'm not on welfare tho

Btfo rekt etc

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>pretend to have treatment-resistant schizophrenia to get that sweet neetbux
>manage to fool every doctor I meet, get admitted into nuthouse
>released after several months
>apply for neetbux
>now living in a run down apartment for free
>peeling wallpaper and mold everywhere
>just enough money to cover the internet bill
>thank my waifu every day that I'm not a wagecuck

>>25994046
Living the piss stained walls dream.

>>25992958
>>25993457
How much do you guys get?

>20 years old
>work construction 3 days a week
>make $700 a week in cash
>go to college full time from 8 am - 4:45 pm tuesday, thursday
>tell department of labor I have no job, get an extra $600 a month from unemployment

living the life

>>25994099
400GBP/month

>>25992761
cucks like you is the reason why america is in debt

>>25994113

>go to college full time
>dont have to be a faggot and lie
>get 4k in grants a semester

>>25994114
That's all you get? I get ~350 ESA, ~300 PIP, housing benefit (~600 paid to landlord), don't pay council tax, etc per month plus free prescriptions (have to get the pills even though I don't take them, looks good on my medical records) and not subject to benefit cap either cause disability

>>25994159
Nah war and over-zealous defence is the reason America is in debt. Not invading Iraq would have saved trillions. Little difference that made.

I've been collecting welfare for 5 years now. It's so low in my country that it barely pays for my marijuana addiction (300 bucks a month, give or take). I started off late, at 25, though I had been flirting with NEETdom for half a decade before that.

I've been wrestling with mental issues and physical weakness for all my life, so I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. I'm just glad I didn't wind up in the nuthouse or dead over the course of my 20s.

>>25992761
I've got crippling depression is that enough to get me NEETbux

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>>25993573
i was born with it + cerebral palsy.
>live with parents [step-dad acts like a kid at age 60 and me mom is brainwashed by the jews.]
>get 500usd a month to put up with it

>>25994114
>>25994208
And are you allowed to be in education while receiving that? I'm being forced to go to a psychiatrist and was just wondering if it was worth mentioning my psychosis to get extra dosh. Won't bother if I have to drop out of college for it though.

>>25993678
because they are just walking dildos to see who can be the biggest dick.

>>25994264

If you say you want to hurt yourself or someone else, yes, but you basically have to sign your life away into the state's hand allowing them to toss you into loon land.

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>go out with dad to grocery store
>decide to ride cart back to store
>fat cart collector wageslave working the weekend with a 40oz soda cup in his hands blocks me
>puts his foot on the cart so I can't move and says "thank you"
>smile at him and yank the cart back
>he stumbles and drops his soda
>push the cart over and say "you're welcome"
>spit on the ground and walk back to car

>>25994321
I was, but that was back in 2007 maybe it has changed since the Tory cunts got in. I dropped out of uni because I hated it and their library computers blocked 4chan.

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>pretend to be homeless for a laugh
>spend the night at a homeless shelter
>crack addicted homeless whore walks straight up to me and says "oi lov', u got any mon-ney? want me 2 wank u off?"
>"n-no thanks"

>>25992761
>>25993050
>>25994046

Please teach me your ways, I want to give up my decently well paying, not-too stressful job in order to be a leech off society and sit on the couch all day.
I've paid my taxes for 3 whole years of my working life, so now I think I rightfully deserve to reap the benefits of a taxpayer funded paycheck for the rest of my life.

>>25993834
I can play waltz for debby

>>25994423
Someone's mad.

I was bullied and shunned every day of my life by normies like you. I take every bit of joy leeching off your tax dollars.

Also, get off my board.

>>25994395
Well I suppose there's no harm in me trying. I could definitely see it having changed since the Conservatives have been in power. I couldn't imagine a better deal than being in college and not having to work because I make mad dosh from a student loan and disability payments.

>>25994583
>I was bullied and shunned every day of my life by normies
Probably should have killed yourself and we would all have been better off.

>>25994753
get a load of this mad wageslave

stewing in hate won't make your taxes any lower :^)

>>25994753
Nah. You assholes are going to be keeping me alive for as long as I live. Have fun.

:)

>>25992889
>lmao what the fuck is wrong with neetcucks in america, that shit is below poverty level

Minimum wage is below poverty level in the USA too though, wagie.

>>25994831
IMNSHO you might be alive, but your not living.

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>>25992761

Mentally disabled
OP is pic related

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>>25994713
I used to get "EMA" just for turning up at college and uni. You just had to be present when they called you name at the start of the lesson, then you could literally walk out and spend the rest of the time doing whatever you want.

>Student Loan

Make sure you get it written off after you've completed your course!

http://www.slc.co.uk/services/loan-repayment/loan-cancellation.aspx

>If a borrower can prove they're permanently unfit for work due to a disability, then their loan could be written off.
>Two items of evidence will need to be submitted:
>A letter from a medical professional stating that the borrower is permanently unfit for work, dated within the last 6 months; and
>Evidence of disability related benefits.

I got like 12,000 for free and never have to pay it back

>>25992761
>mental disability
>bragging
kek kill yourself

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>>25992761
This post is written by one. Tendiebux is the best invention since sliced bread - or actually it's even better because you can buy sliced bread with tendiebux.

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>>25995159
This is actually an even better image for THIS thread.

>>25995018
>EMA
>rewards: 30 pounds

th-that's a week right?

>>25995331
>th-that's a week right?

Yeah. Not him, but I used to get it too. There were also bonuses at Christmas and the summer holidays (I think it was either 100 or 150 pounds). I'm 24, and I think it stopped in my year or the year after me though.

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>not getting internetbux

you guys are small time parasites

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>>25994583
>I was bullied and shunned every day of my life
pffft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Fucking faggot, if you really wanted to get back at the normies why don't you go on a homicidal rampage?

>>25996212
>implying a NEET could afford weaponry or ammo.
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