Femanons, please describe in lewd detail how often you masturbate, what you think about, how you like doing it, your turn ons etc
>your turn ons
lmagine this. You are attracted to women, Iike you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That's what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
like once a week probably
any cute guy thats caught my eye going down on me
lately it's been adam driver
i usually snugge up in bed put a nice comfy movie on n rub myself thru my underwear for a while and then just...go for it? idk
pretty normie but i really like bruises. also
big nosesare a big one for me for some reason
I never touch myself in any lewd ways. Sex is disgusting and so is my human body. I hate being touched, I hate being looked at. I don't feel anything.
>tfw a man talks to you and you can tell he just wants to do horrifying and gross things to you
>also big noses
ayy bby how you like that
>please describe in lewd detail how often you masturbate
~2 times a month, not that amazing anw since the pleasure only lasts for a few seconds and then my vagina feels numb and my hands start hurting
>what you think about
nothing lol i just watch porn
>how you like doing it
rub the clit and that's it
>your turn ons
skinny+pale+tall+veiny arms+strong jaws
Usually once a day, sometimes twice.
My tastes depend on my mood, lesbian amateurs if I'm melancholic, guro if I'm angry, /d/ or rule 34 if I'm also looking for a laugh (laughing your ass off while simultaneously masturbating is extremely cathartic).
I like to sit in my chair, with my legs spread as wide as they can, braced against my chair arms, dip my hand underneath my clothes to my cunt, encircle my clit and dip down to my hole to lubricate my fingers.
Turn ons are tabboos being broken for the first time, impregnation, peril, lovey-dovey cutesy bullshit, confessions, ahegao face, etc.
you don't know anything about me. My deviant side was killed by years of antidepressants and catholic shame, before it could even emerge. I am a frozen bud on a tree of loose, open feminine flowers. Sex is an act of degradation and a celebration of the reptilian brain. I hate it with every fiber of my being. Seeing porn is like seeing a nature documentary with insects mating.
>tfw grossed out by the thought of sex
>talk to a female because I want friendship/relationship
>they think I'm just trying to fuck
I think I'm demisexual to a point, if you're a literal 10/10 biology will kick in for me but otherwise it's the emotional bond I'm attracted to
>tfw no qt3.14 to pleasure and spoil
>tfw no gf to love
>tfw no gf to love you
this is the worst feel, I don't even care about sex I just want to make us happy and cuddle
>I like to sit in my chair, with my legs spread as wide as they can, braced against my chair arms, dip my hand underneath my clothes to my cunt, encircle my clit and dip down to my hole to lubricate my fingers.
Fuck, that is so hot.
wh...where are people like you located?
>meet someone nice
>he seems interested in what I have to say
>go over to his place to smoke some
>he tells me he wants to kiss me
>go home and vomit
I fantasize about being a superheroine. I get sent on a mission to go to the supervillians lair to foil his evil schemes.
After a drawn out battle where I take out his henchmen with my super-strength, super-agility, and finely-honed martial arts skills, the boss finally appears. He uses his secret mind-control weapon to force me to submit. He ties me up and keeps me as his sex slave.
He takes videos and sends them to SHIELD or whatever my organization is called, in order to taunt them. He has parties where he shows me off to his other supervillian pals, and they take turns humiliating me.
>1-2 a day currently (I've been having sex frequently). It's a lot more if I'm on a dry spell.
>well I rarely think about anything, I just watch something or look at nudes people send me. I don't even watch much porn nowadays tho because I've gotten burned out lol I prefer blurry nudes my boy toy sends me than HD porn
>I like doing it old school, sometimes I grind my hand/pillow/something. I do have toys but I'm lazy.
>turns on are infinite cba to list them
>browse danbooru for flavor of the day fetish
>typically yuri, pet play, robots, slave collars / chokers or whatever fleeting waifu crush from the latest otaku-pandering garbage anime I watched that day
>rub though clothes because it's cold as fuck here
>experience pitifully weak "orgasm"
>close 30 or so open tabs that I didn't even look at
>resume shitposting or whatever
>hour or so later when I go for a piss feel the cold wet patch in my underwear when I pull them back on
>think about changing into clean ones
I have a 'wine cellar' fetish. I will go into my fathers wine cellar and take a random bottle then masturbate using cues on the wine, for example if I find vintage french wine I masturbate to old french porn, if the wine is a cheap american wine I wank to american amateur porn etc while pouring the wine over myself. It only gets me off because I am not alcoholic and my father has often hit on me and touched my boobs and pussy after getting drunk on wine.
Another fantasy involves the game Path of Exile. It's basically a Diablo clone. The premise of the game is that the characters (ranger, witch, templar, etc.) start out on a ship, and then there's a shipwreck and they wash onto shore.
Anyway I fantasize about those characters when they are stuck on the ship. The Duelist and the Shadow gay it up. Meanwhile the Marauder is chained up to a wall because he is so huge and strong. The witch is a pervy, pale little waif who rapes the Marauder, sucking him off to get him hard then moves on to bouncing on his dick sort-of doggystyle.
The Scion is this stuck-up blonde rich bitch, while the Ranger is obviously a lesbian. The Ranger and the Witch tie up the Scion and force her to do all kinds of lezzie things.
Later the Witch joins forces with a straight-laced military force, in order to bolster their forces with her undead hordes. The soldiers are all horny virgin males who have spent their whole lives training to be soldiers, only being around other boys. The witch is amused by how innocent they are and shocks with and introduces with all sorts of pervy shit.
I've had similar, about being a servant to a cabal of wealthy powerful men who hold some sort of super secret organisation meeting where they decide the future of the world illuminati style, and these people casually fuck me and make me do all kinds of humiliating things while they continue debating
>this fucking thread
>men pretending to be women
But I haven't told you about my Final Fantasy X daydreams yet. The game doesn't show it, but actually when Yuna does her channeling/summoning of elementals/Aeons, all that energy makes her INCREDIBLY horny, and it affects the whole party around her too. Every night around the campfire, mad orgies. And you just know Tidus and Wakka are gaying it up.
Auron holds out at first though. He thinks it wrong to be porking some young girl he was hired to protect. But one night Yuna and Rikku climb into his tent and convince him.
I should write slashfiction.
Clone selfsex is a specific fetish of mine
Twice a week to 3 times a day depending on how busy I am
>What I'm thinking of
Lately I can't stop thinking about a female friend of mine
I generally use two hands.
Two fingers inside, my clit sort of between my middle finger and index finger when I start.
But in the end I use my whole hand on my clit for more pressure.
Actually I'd prefer to use a dildo for penetration but I don't feel particularly motivated to buy one. I use spit as lube when I'm not feeling patient
Pale skin, flat bellies ,nice butts , taboos, romance
>you will never see kisou/vulgar era dir en grey live
Usually once a day when I go to bed. Sometimes twice a day, in bed again, before standing up.
Most of my fantasies are "golden cage" scenarios, with me being the prettiest slave girl in a "golden cage". Sometimes in a rich man's (literal) harem in an exotic Kingdom or something. Sometimes with a rich, powerful CEO like figure.
The man is tall and dark and cruel but he falls in love with me because I'm special and treats me more gently, but still strict. And trains me how to be the perfect slave girl.
Or he is so rich that he owns his own island and then he brings me to this exotic island where I run around all naked on the beach.
So, there is always some kink, some BDSM, but also some romance and love and some escapism.
I usually masturbate every other day, I use a massager thing that vibrates or the showerhead, I think about my bf and look at pictures of him, specifically pictures of his dick cause it turns me on a lottttt, and I imagine doing lewd things to him like having him kneel in front of me and kiss my feet and legs and fucking him with a strap-on and having him sit on my lap and ride it, and riding him and having him suck on my boobs and call me mommy and I think I'm gonna masturbate right now desu
>mfw women are so fucking petty and narcissistic that their sexual fantasies involve being lined up with other women and told they're the prettiest
you will never understand true lust
This thread is fucking killer.
I want to make a collage of all of femanon's lewd fantasies so please keep at it
Also this is something I saved months back some femanon posted. iirc she had a fetish for being treated like luggage and would give her lovers very detailed scripts to follow through.
>mfw women are so fucking petty and narcissistic that their sexual fantasies involve being lined up with other women and told they're the prettiest
I used to fantasize about this all the time when I was younger but I'm male.
Pretty sure that the fantasies of a great many guys also involve being superior to other men in this or that regard. Like, beating an opponent or stealing another man's slaves, or having the greater superpowers, etc.
There's always competition, that's just human nature.
No, nothing like that at all. I just fantasized about girls comparing me to other guys and judging who was the most attractive and such. Literally standing lined up and having a girl pick me.
Oh yeah, and another favorite fantasy is I think about my boss at my old job. He's not really attractive on paper I just like the sound of his voice, and he's ridiculously smart and good at his job. He'd disappear sometimes to work on above-top secret government black projects and shit.
I'd fantasize that we get stuck on a deserted island together, like on Lost, so we'd have plenty of food and no health problems, etc.
Or we wake up in a room together with no doors, with no memory of how we got there, but we get drugged somehow, forcing us to get really horny and have sex. And then afterwards he feels guilty because he has a wife.
The other day on /x/ was a thread on "maladaptive daydreaming". I know what that's like.
I've only tried masturbating a few times and I've never had a bf or sex
This one was interesting for me
oh i thought of one. i fantasize about working at starfleet and meeting a humanoid alien and going to have sex with him and him having like a weird monstrous alien dick. i'm scared and hesitant at first but i end up loving it and getting pregnant and being stuffed full of alien eggs
i'm super ashamed of it 2bh
The biggest turn on for me are beta males.
I always see shy guys lost in their own little world.
Beta men without friends are a major turn on for me. I always tease nerdy (actually nerdy) guys in public.
I never had sex with anyone, but I tend to fantasize about a short weak framed man lying under whilst I move my ass up and down.
It's why I'm on this board. So I can build that image in my head.
I have 1000 hours in poe and what the fuck is this?
This might be an actual way to get more funds for spece exploration. Since girls love niggers so much already we have to convince them there's even larger and weirder dicks out there. Instant $$$
o yay another femanon thread, just like the 5 others still up and the 10 more will get in 4 hours
this thread is stupid, half of this shit is just rape fantasy and I don't think most of these are even from females either
>this thread is stupid, half of this shit is just rape fantasy and I don't think most of these are even from females either
Science says rape is one of the most common fantasies of women so most might be genuine grils
I had similiar fantasies are watching "Dark Angel" with Jessica Alba, or sometimes with Catwoman like fantasies.
I always end up being the slavegirl for the super villain and I go out on missions for him because of my superpowers. But always come back to him, of course.
I like to imagine that I'm a jailbait and there is that rich, dominant guy who wants me but also feels a bit guilty for wanting me, because I am too young.
Then I tease him a little before he eventually rapes me.
>tfw no qt herm gf to masterbate next to you while you're sleeping
>tfw you will never be woken up by a huge load being spurted onto your face because she edged for two hours and couldn't help but give you a facial
>tfw my thread was a big success
>tfw my fetish is having girls post lewd things in my threads
FELL RIGHT INTO MY TRAP. I'M TOUCHING MY BEEPER AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHAHAHA
GFis always shy about talking about masturbation with me. Society has made her feel like it is shameful to do it even though she does.
Current goal is to make her more open about it
Feels good when she tells me that she thinks of me when touching herself
I like to imagine that I'm a cute Russian girl and there are some gangsters that kill off my whole family because my father has found out the truth about some conspiracy.
Then I run for my life and eventually end up an airport, where that rich man with his own private army is. He protects me from the gangsters and takes me away to his country, where I live in his penthouse and become his grateful submissive, while he both pampers and trains me as a submissive.
>not catching her in the act, surprise her from behind and help her finish
Because it's about the emotions.
Like, the feeling of being vulnerable and being protected. Or I remember that scene in "Elfen Lied" where the main character (forgot her name) sees an Elephant or a giraffee in the zoo for the very first time. And is totally excited to see that animal, totally innocent and excited and cute.
And I imagine the same with the man who saves me from Russia and shows me the city where he lives and brings me to a zoo and I see that elephant there, and then he puts his hand in the low of my back.
I too often imagine my family getting killed.
Interesting, original comment donut steel
>1-3 times a day
>Don't really think about anything apart from being in the position of the porn I'm watching. If not, the feeling of touching myself is too much for me to concentrate.
>I like rubbing my clit. I find fingering too boring when a clit is there.
>Femdom, pegging, trap/shemale, lesbian
I masturbate to the thought of being creampied by dozens of different men, one after another. Then I feel dirty and shitty for being such a pervert. I hate the idea of getting pregnant and I hate children, but I find creampies such a turn on.
I usually do it once every two or three days, always when I'm about to go to bed because I get sweaty and feel gross and sticky for the rest of the day if I dont go straight to bed, usually I just rub myself or sometimes use a bullet vibrator
I do this autistic thing where I have some erotica open on one side of my screen and fill the other half with pictures of celebrity husbundus I like to imagine being the characters in the stories
I'm mostly into femdom, the more fucked up and sadistic the better, but the good shit is hard to find so I usually just end up reading general humiliation/blackmail/sissyfication/bdsm stories
Or just an attention whore.
Women always love pretending that they are all individuals with individual desires. So for a while they pretend that they are not like all the other girls but into femdom or trannies and nice guys but alas, they just can't find a proper partner for that and then end up sucking Chad's dick again.
Why would you even want to have a family in the first place? It's like the most unsexy thing imaginable.
>Why would I lie about my interests here?
Women like to pretend that they are not like other girls. So they end up telling everyone that they like nice guys or submissive guys or trannies or whatever, depending on the circumstances.
Some of them even try to convince themselves, that they actually like that. But they lie to themselves and others and then always end up making excuses about why they still ended up sucking Chad's cock.
Same reason why nerds always get so much more feminist hatred than Chads. So girls can "justify" sucking Chad's cock, instead of having to deal with these "entitled" betas.
This does not relate to me saying that I enjoy watching shemale porn. I don't try to convince myself that I like it, if I didn't like it I would move onto something else.
God, you want to rage about anything don't you?
>God, you want to rage about anything don't you?
Just saying that what women say they want and what they actually want are two completely different things.
What women actually want: suck Chad's cock and be his slave.
Even lesbians are just a meme, because they are just traumatized girls who don't have sex at all then. That's called lesbian bed death then, and also the reason why they are the most obese group in the US.
Shemales, trannies, femdom, nice guys, etc:
Just girls pretending to make money or to make themselves look interesting.
Why are you shitting up this thread? Shouldn't you be out committing a school shooting or something?
I must tip my fedora to you though, your ability weave together beta "mgtow" memes is seamless.
>"hmm well goirls what do YOU masturbate to??! ;))"
>anons expect sexy answers
>"le i imagine anon of course ;;)))" type of fapping material
>get PoE erotica, dead family, immersive backstories, husbandos and borderline retarded fanfiction
>disgust and disappointment ensue
I love everyone ITT
I find it quiet endearing really, especially the immersive backstories. It's sort of a highlight of women vs. men' masturbation thoughts. Women seem more fixated on the progression and whole story, and men seem to be (speaking from my own experience) about singular fixations on certain details with everything else being mostly irrelevant.
Generalizing of course.
Usually once a week, depends on how much sex I'm having
>What I'm thinking of
One of my favorite fantasies is being groped in public... Like in a crowded area, bus, subway, etc. I'm stuck there and I can't do anything to stop it... And I start to enjoy it.
I rub my clit with usually one or two fingers on one hand... As I get more turned on I'll put a finger inside me to get more of my wetness out to use as lube on my clit. Sometimes if my clit is too sensitive I'll rub it through my labia instead. I don't use toys. Usually I'm watching porn, but not always. It takes me longer to get off without porn, but the orgasm is stronger.
In guys... I like someone average or fit/lean, not super muscley... Chubby guys and skinny guys are cute too... I guess aside from super huge or super ripped I'm pretty open to body type. I like beards, prominent noises, dark hair and eyes. Hate to admit it but combat boots are a huge turn on.
In terms of fantasies, coercion, reluctance, gang bangs, bondage, and public exposure against your will.
I "masturbate" once a day but it only lasts like a minute. I just rub my clit vigorously through my panties. I generally masturbate about a couple of friends, but I don't know if it's considered weird to masturbate to people you know and hang out with..
Every couple of days, used to be daily but I'm depressed because of the winter.
>What I'm thinking of
Vaginas. I'm bisexual but I mostly masturbate to pictures of 2D girls. Camel toe and barely peeking drive me wild. I like the exhibitionistic factor but I'm never fantasizing about myself when I do.
IRL, gentle femdom, mostly receiving oral and face sitting. Like I said though I usually just kick around /e/ and /h/.
Hmm, ok, I'll post one pic and link some others.
>today my thighs and ass were too fat to fit into a pair of my jeans
I am become my own fetish.
The internet is in the way.
3-10 times a day.
Oh man, my turn ons...Hypnosis, mind break, age play, noble/peasant (especially if you make good tea)...the list is pretty long. I'm absolutely fucking insane, too, so it depends on whether i'm having a psychotic episode or a manic episode. If manic, the noble/peasant urge goes through the roof and it usually winds up with me making increasingly ridiculous demands while wearing something gothloli.
Mind break is really easy for me because my brain over-responds to pleasure chemicals, so I literally get "fuck drunk."
Thanks. I'm really picky but I nutted in two seconds when I saw it.
One more for ya.
>Mind break is really easy for me because my brain over-responds to pleasure chemicals, so I literally get "fuck drunk."
Normally I bliss out while i'm kissing someone. It feels so good that I literally black out cold. That's why I'm a virgin. Nobody has been able to get further.
I can't even orgasm properly because it's too strong. My fingers keep pulling away. I just plateau and even that shit breaks my mind like my soul is going to leave my body.
You don't want me. I'm insane used goods with non-Tumblr multiple personality disorder that alternates between being unable to hold hands without having a panic attack and being unfazed by guro.
god same here. one time my bf decided to make me cum as many times as he could before he fucked me (10? i lost count) and by the end of it i could barely talk and couldn't stop shaking and just wanted nothing but his d*ck
I have several personalities. One of them is a quiet girl that's totally overwhelmed by sex and romance and will have a heart attack if you hold her hand (my core). One is an emotionally dead, unfeeling monster with morbid preoccupations that's incapable of love (my defense), one is a narcissistic actress type that gets off on attention and controversy (the embodiment of all the traits i've rejected until they became someone else), and one is a judgmental, cackling, rich girl egl-obsessed "patrician" tastefag who genuinely hates people she has feelings for because she feels like love is a mind-altering disease and she feels violated by her own feelings (My main)
If you get my main to love you and force your way into her life, her feelings will invert and she'll become obsessed to the point of stalking you.
Unlike people on tumblr, I understand that DID is a bad thing, so I'm getting treatment and soon hopefully will not have it. Only one person in my life knows I have DID and this is the first time I've seriously posted about it on 4chan.
You don't want to date me, you really don't. I'm fucking exhausting.
what the fug
is this something you black out when it happens as if you're a totally different person or does your behavior just drift into these different personas and you're aware it's happening?
How did you feel when you were first aware of it?
Before, I would literally
maaturbate like 20x a day. I just couldn't stop, I fucking loved it. The feeling of endless orgasms and squirting drove me up the wall. I use an electric toothbrush (lol) on my clit and then sometimes my fingers. Since I'm a virgin, penetration is really just a no for me besides one finger and even then, I typically don't do that. typically I'd really got off on the idea of mind break, getting tied down and fucked, big white cocks, rape, machine fucking (so basically where the girl's tied down and fucked with a machine dildo), forced orgasms, anal, lesbian dom stuff, have gotten off to hentai before but now I hate it, getting beat up (specifically getting strung up like a boxing bag and punched), getting kidnapped and forced to do stuff, etc. I've gotten off to gay stuff too but I think that's just cos how perverted it is to me in a way. So just a lot of subbie stuff basically cos I'm a little bitch by nature.
Anyway, I don't really masturbate now. I kinda ventured too far into it so I wanna go back to being as sensitive as I was before. So instead I masturbate like maybe once a week. My sexual frustration goes through the roof though and I end up literally dreaming about getting raped, sucking a guys dick endlessly, etc. Sometimes I'll be in class and get ridiculous urges to the point I just wanna put my head through the wall.
Oh yeah and I'd fantasize about the Joker all the time too. Most of the rapes/kidnapping/anal was carried out by Heath Ledger's version but with better teeth who didn't make that gross noise when he spoke.
I forgot one: a childish, impulsive brat with no idea what the words self control even mean. My psych ward friends called her "Harley Quinn", which I'm not a huge fan of. It makes me feel too much like one of those fictionkin weirdos. Doesn't help that I've got the gaudy brooklyn accent and everything (my home accent)
>My psych ward friends called her "Harley Quinn", which I'm not a huge fan of.
In fact, this is kind of a nickname for me in general. It's because I went to school for psychology with an interest in abnormal and criminal psychology and ended up falling in love with a deranged sociopath.
It's kind of low-hanging fruit, in my opinion. Surely you can do better than that.
Fun fact: It's only guys who think lowly of men using fleshlights. Girls really don't care. They don't think anything weird about girls using dildos, and they view it as the same for men.
Now, they might totally get judgmental if your 'fleshlight' is a loli-themed onahole, but that's for different reasons.
>i live with my bf and we have sex like once or twice a day :-/
Fucking pic related. All this other shit is faggotry and neckbeards pretending to be grills.
Unattractive passive aggressive beta orbiter who can't even make eye contact with the female McDonalds cashier detected. I'm surprised you even made up a thing about lesbians because their lack of attraction to you should be self explanatory, kek.
Pet play. I wanna be treated like a pet dog or cat, given a collar. I enjoy humiliation but it has to come with a lot of cuddles. One example could be being tied up motionless, but not so I could be fucked, just so I could get cuddles.
not that often, really only do it when i cam with my bf, prolly 3/4 times a week
rape/abuse and being younger than i am
vibrator + dildo at the same time. fav dildo is njoy pure wand
i like when my bf dirty talks, favs involve punching, him getting other guys to gang rape me, anal or killing me
I can't thank this thread enough for opening my eyes, especially posts like >>25996955, >>25997338, >>25997469, >>25997592, and >>25997594.
For almost two years, I've been in a relationship in which I, as a male, was the sub, and my girlfriend was the dom. Our sexual activities always involved her taking control and using me, and our relationship was based on lots of communication and mutual respect.
But after reading this thread, we've realized we've just been fooling ourselves. My girlfriend's enjoyment of dominance was just pretend. All she really wants is to be told what to do and be a slave to Chad's dick. All the excitement she had over pinning me down was a lie.
And me, as a submissive male? Of course, I'm actually just gay. All the times I've gotten erections over her? Those were just pretend-boners. My girlfriend's true, undying thirst for Chad's dick is only rivaled by my own.
So again, thank you. My girlfriend foolishly thought that not all women thought literally the same way, but now she realizes that she can't escape how all female minds work. We're now gonna break up and look for our own Chads.
>didnt get an answer because she couldnt
probably almost everyday, unless im just feeling really fucking lazy, then ill go on two week whole breaks. if i go too long without getting off tho i start having lewd dreams and getting off without touching myself in my sleep. other than that tho, i really just rub my clit, fingering myself doesnt really seem to do much. sometimes ill accidentally touch myself and get turned on, other times ill just get bored and watch porn or look at lewd shit and stuff.
Sorry, someone called me. Terrified and ashamed and a lot of different feelings. I really wasn't sure where my life was gonna go or if i was gonna be ok or if i was gonna spend the rest of my life in an asylum. I also have compulsions and delusions now, and mania, so shit's not really improved.
I'm sliding one finger in and out of my wet pussy right now... Should I slide another in? I'm rubbing my clit with my thumb in little circles, but I have to touch really lightly because it's so sensitive.