What is the worst thing that happened in your life?

>>25992058
This picture makes me so mad.

AH HAHAHAHAHA oh man beta orbiter cucked hard AGAIN. They never learn.

>>25992058
If she's holding the phone, then WHO IS CAMERA?

>>25992058
reading this thread

nah jk i mean birth

>>25992096
its probably fake

>>25992102
the name in his phone is literally the same as how he calls her its too good to be true

>>25992108
this mirror

>>25992058
>sent this picture
>post it online

teach the roastie a lesson

>>25992058
Shameless self-bump
oREEEginal comment

>>25992058
>She's the girl of his dreams
>But only for chad she screams

>>25992125
this, would have just send it to all her friends and family on facebook

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>>25992058
>tfw this wont happen to you because you havent left your house in 5 years

>>25992058
I was born with a deformed chin.

The rest of my face is 8/10 at least. I was so close. One little flaw is all it takes to fuck your chances permanently

High school girlfriend took my virginity, few months later told me she was in love with her drug dealing ex, I freaked out, she called the cops and told them I was gonna kill myself, went to prom by myself which was a huge mistake because we were a popular couple and everyone kept coming up to me and asking where my gf was. Couple months after graduation I decide to move out on my own, far away, and as in loading the truck her and the drug dealer ex drive by my house and he flashes me an evil smile I'll never forget.

That was all about 9 years ago. Don't worry family, I got over it, fucked a bunch of chicks and have had a steady gf for 5 years. Life is pretty good now. But god damn, that shut felt like the end of the world. Hormones man.

>>25992058
this is so obviously fake. who the fuck writes "girl of dreams" as a contact

>>25992058
Why doesnt THIS shit get 300 repliesminimum

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>>25992275
That's really bad, I'm sorry for you.

Now GTFO my board you normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25992058
Guy in the back looks like he has down's syndrome.

>>25992275
Sad shit man, some chicks turn into cunts or are cunts to start with but you like her too much to realize it. I feel you brother.

That shit is fake
NOW WATCH ME WHIPE
NOW WATCH ME POOPOO

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>>25992058
>Girl of dreams
>her nigger nose

i hate my cucking fetish. but what i hate more is that this fetish is typically depicted with niggers fucking the girls. i just want to see a huge white cock rail my gf and maybe i can suck it a bit too

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>>25992275
Please get out normalshit,im not even kidding,im genuinely pissed about you whining about "omg muh gf brok up wit me",it falls within the category of "i dident hab sex for 1 month bruh XDDDDDD".YOU had the good genetics required to live a nice life like all normies and be ACTUALLY ABLE TO get a gf.

Dont boast about this here,1 day you'll be sorry.

>>25992425

What a happy coincidence! I hate your cucking fetish too!

>>25992121
yeah that is not a mirror shot.
Also, was she getting fucked and edited out her titties and pussy before she sent that picture or did OP edit it? Who edits while they're fucking?

Dude saved her number as "Girl of Dreams"

Yeah everything about this screams fake. Good try OP. You'll probably trick a fuck ton of people though so I'm gonna give you a 9/10 troll attempt

Why do men only like women who treat them this way? Why do men like bitches so much? I don't act like that and I am not fat but for some reason I can't get a guy to text me back on skype.

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>>25992277
Check that
define """"""""original""""""""

>>25992404
I love these memes. What are those pictures called

>>25992450
Stop targeting Chad.

>>25992433

I appreciate you asking nicely but no, I'm not getting out. Hope your day gets better though, my friend, I feel bad about pissing you off.

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>bohoo women didnt like me
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FAILED NORMIES. FUCKING SHIT NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS YOU ARE SUFFERING. YOU ARE JUST A FAILED NORMIE WHO HAS NO HF BECAUSE HE DOESNT PUT EFFORT INTO LIFE. FUCK OFF NOW.

>>25992277
Nice 3d's,but i prefer 2d,desu

>>25992528
Explain yourself to me. What separates you from them, the failed normies? Do you have schizoid personality disorder? How much human interaction do you experience per week?

>>25992586

If he were schizoid he probably wouldn't care too much about relationships

>>25992444
>>25992277
doubles and triples say the pic is fake. So it's fake.

>>25992610
He doesn't seem to care about relationships.

I just want to get a handle on how much of a loser someone like him actually is. I doubt he's that big of a loser.

>>25992528
Perhaps you are the one who should leave?

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>>25992528
OP's pic was pretty brutal,desu.
No seriously,why the fuck is OP a "failed normie" if the pic is a reason he is a KHHHV like the rest of us

>>25992488
Checked

Comcoomcomorocom

>>25992528
Failed normies are the true robots. They are the ones actually trying to blend in and fit into society like a real robot would. Watch Blade Runner if you don't understand this concept.

>>25992654
Perheaps YOU are the normalfag who is amused by this,but this is reality for the rest of us,faggot

>>25992488
Checked
There is no such thing as originality

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>>25992759
THIS BOARD IS FUCKING /b/ 2.0
>there is no hope

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BUMP this fucking shit,the golden age of arcanane has returned.

>>25992818
You do realize /r9k/ is an entry level board. The people who have been on /b/ for about 6 months realize how shitty it is. They leave for another board. The people who identified with feels and green texts thread come from /b/ to /r9k/. But the only board culture they know is /b/'s so they tend to use it here especially if they don't know much about /r9k/ culture. You can't blame a man for his reflexes.

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>>25992885
For we have all been deprived of cunts our whole life,its unfair...

>>25992058
damn she just rekt herself bad.

>>25992891
it takes 4 years to graduate from /b/, not 6 months

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True robots don't visit /r9k/, they're on /mlp/ and /tg/.

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>>25992891
Dont fuck with me moron,cancerous DUBS HAVE TO GO A W A Y

>>25992932
That Cyborg life, it's an abstract kind of hell.

>>25992891
>culture
Haha fuck off

>>25992979
Don't make a fucking fool out of yourself,CANCEROUS NEWFAGS LIKE YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY!
unironically

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>>25992058
Make this a goddamn fucking sticky, mods!
>please

>>25992058
This really, really turns me on for some reason.

>>25992885
Holy shit mane
bump4MOTHERFUCKINGTOPKEKautism

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>>25993141
It should turn you off,cuck.

>>25992513
I don't target Chad. I targeted beta males and all they want is Stacy.

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>>25993186
Back to Papercraft&Origami,edgefucker!

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>>25993192
>i targeted beta males
NO YOU DIDN'T,YOU FUCKING BEEF CURTAIN

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>>25992885
Not enough bumps
original bump

>>25992450
>Why do men like bitches so much?

It's different and interesting.

>>25992450
guys like that are dumb I alway go for the nice girls and reject/ignore bimbo bitches. the last girl I was attracted to was a very nice and empathetic.