reading this thread
nah jk i mean birth
its probably fake
the name in his phone is literally the same as how he calls her its too good to be true
>tfw this wont happen to you because you havent left your house in 5 years
High school girlfriend took my virginity, few months later told me she was in love with her drug dealing ex, I freaked out, she called the cops and told them I was gonna kill myself, went to prom by myself which was a huge mistake because we were a popular couple and everyone kept coming up to me and asking where my gf was. Couple months after graduation I decide to move out on my own, far away, and as in loading the truck her and the drug dealer ex drive by my house and he flashes me an evil smile I'll never forget.
That was all about 9 years ago. Don't worry family, I got over it, fucked a bunch of chicks and have had a steady gf for 5 years. Life is pretty good now. But god damn, that shut felt like the end of the world. Hormones man.
That's really bad, I'm sorry for you.
Now GTFO my board you normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i hate my cucking fetish. but what i hate more is that this fetish is typically depicted with niggers fucking the girls. i just want to see a huge white cock rail my gf and maybe i can suck it a bit too
Please get out normalshit,im not even kidding,im genuinely pissed about you whining about "omg muh gf brok up wit me",it falls within the category of "i dident hab sex for 1 month bruh XDDDDDD".YOU had the good genetics required to live a nice life like all normies and be ACTUALLY ABLE TO get a gf.
Dont boast about this here,1 day you'll be sorry.
yeah that is not a mirror shot.
Also, was she getting fucked and edited out her titties and pussy before she sent that picture or did OP edit it? Who edits while they're fucking?
Dude saved her number as "Girl of Dreams"
Yeah everything about this screams fake. Good try OP. You'll probably trick a fuck ton of people though so I'm gonna give you a 9/10 troll attempt
>bohoo women didnt like me
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE FAILED NORMIES. FUCKING SHIT NO ONE ACTUALLY THINKS YOU ARE SUFFERING. YOU ARE JUST A FAILED NORMIE WHO HAS NO HF BECAUSE HE DOESNT PUT EFFORT INTO LIFE. FUCK OFF NOW.
OP's pic was pretty brutal,desu.
No seriously,why the fuck is OP a "failed normie" if the pic is a reason he is a KHHHV
like the rest of us
Failed normies are the true robots. They are the ones actually trying to blend in and fit into society like a real robot would. Watch Blade Runner if you don't understand this concept.
BUMP this fucking shit,the golden age of arcanane has returned.
You do realize /r9k/ is an entry level board. The people who have been on /b/ for about 6 months realize how shitty it is. They leave for another board. The people who identified with feels and green texts thread come from /b/ to /r9k/. But the only board culture they know is /b/'s so they tend to use it here especially if they don't know much about /r9k/ culture. You can't blame a man for his reflexes.
For we have all been deprived of cunts our whole life,its unfair...
True robots don't visit /r9k/, they're on /mlp/ and /tg/.
Dont fuck with me moron,cancerous DUBS HAVE TO GO A W A Y
>i targeted beta males
NO YOU DIDN'T,YOU FUCKING BEEF CURTAIN