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>tfw small penis and no girl will ever love me

who dicklets here?
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that isn't small. i'd say it's pretty average.
>tfw when average dicks are considered small because of unrealistic porn standards
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>>25991447
lol you have a 5.5 rocket dick like me. except you're a bit thicker than me
>tfw they will always want more will eventually cheat
>tfw I will never be able to please a woman
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>>25991516
you people really don't nothing about the way a woman gets pleasure. your confidence is so low no doubt you're all kv.
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>7x6
>Not a dicklet but not huge either
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>>25991516
>5.5 inch penis

thats small
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>>25991447
wtf dude there's a hair or something in your peehole, take care of that shit
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Women are incapable of love anyways so don't worry
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>>25991447
remove hair from pisshole pls
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>>25991760
>>25991687
how bout u come help me big boy ;)
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>>25991639
that girth is huge yes dude
mine is 7x5.5 and sometimes I get scared with its thickness
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>>25991447
Veiny worm. Pick dicks are naturally inferior.
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>>25991773
what are u fucking gay?
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>>25991856
>He doesn't suck dicks
Wow I bet you kiss girls you fucking faggot
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>>25991856
I like how you didn;t consider him gay before this post even though anon posted a picture of his erect cock online
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is that a hair coming out of your urethra?
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>>25991898
yea i guess you've got a point there, but i just wanted to inform him about the hair in his pisshole
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>>25991639
Complaining about a 7 inch dick is like saying 6 feet in manlet status
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>>25991856
nothing homo bout a brojob bro
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>>25991988
I'm also 6'1"
should I leave now?
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>>25991447
>dat tight mutilation
way worse than its size desu
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Not small but so ugly
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>>25992106
'cision
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>>25991775
Mine is 6.7x5.5 but i'm 230 lbs . The downside is it really looks thick but head is a bit smaller than rest of shaft. I'm also have large brown-ish mark.
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>>25991988
I'm 7x5.7 and I still wish I was bigger. No matter your size you're always going to want to be a little bit bigger. I'm fully aware that I got pretty fucking lucky though.
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>>25992113
>>25992075
Oh looks the uncutfag samefag has arrived. Go create a "I'm a bigger fag than you that loves cock because I'm uncut and you're cut" thread and shitpost there
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>>25992075
yum insult me more it gets me off desu
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>>25991988
There's a reason ppl who are 6'2 feel better about their height than people who are 6'0. Sure six feet is tall but 6'2 is optimal
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>>25991653
yes yes it is, but it is shaped like a cartoon rocket, like mine
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>>25992224
>Sure six feet is tall but 6'2 is optimal
>tfw only 6'1"
I'd be 6'2" if I didn't have flat feet
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>>25991447
>6'1 215
>6x4 hard
Looks like a fucking twig on me.
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>>25992328
Jesus fuck that girth. Sorry bro.
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>>25992328
>6'2
>7.3x5.8 inch dick
>235 lbs
Why can't I drop this weight? I'm so close to making it
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>>25992147
>>25991775
My dick has ridiculous girth. It's about 6.5"X6.5". Basically If I take a dollar bill and wrap it around my dick the edges wont touch.

Literally thought my dick was average for years until the first time a girl saw it and said "Holy shit your cock is fucking huge".

Probably one of the best moments of my life.
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>>25992546
>Me and my sister played this game called "rocket raiders".
>[spolier]She would stimulate my penis with my pants on and if I came and my cum came through the pants the "raid" was considered successful[/spoiler]
>At 13 we lived separately and we've never spoken of it after meeting each other since.

>>25992566
>Whoops wrong thread desu senpai

HAHAHA! THERE SHALL BE NO DELETION ON MY WATCH!
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>>25991447
SHAVE THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>25991447

How does it feel to have that circumcision style?

Is the pink mucosa more pleasing to touch than the regular shaft skin?
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>>25992767
oh god pls no someone copy pasted a story i had written already and was willing to post into another thread please god what shall i do
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>>25992075
When one sense is gone, the other senses are intensified.
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>>25992800
>shave

why im a top bear daddy not some bottom fuccboi twink
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>>25992860
There is a big difference between being a bear and a fucking full monkey with 2 inches long pubes.

Disgusting.
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>>25992922
i bet you make a haircut for your pubes lmao fag
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>>25993000
I live in Brazil m8, everyone is shaved here.
Fucking barbarians with long pubes deserve death desu senpaitachi
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>>25993035
>nigger
Of course you'd shave yourself. The less of you there is the less you feel shit about yourself. Fucking shitskin.
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>>25992922
whats it like being a bottom bitch twink?
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>>25992481
Had trouble losing weight but got motivation and all that shit
Tbqh dropped 25lbs and i feel better
>still pencil dick tho
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>>25992407
It sucks mane
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>>25993075
I'm probably more white than you, kek
>>25993078
>implying
Shaving is basic hygiene, nigger.
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>>25993224
>BRAZIL IS WHIIIIITE!
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>>25993224
>Shaving is basic hygiene, nigger.
I guess that works too if you don't have access to purified water, you fucking third world niggershit.
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>>25991447
>tfw dick is 7"x6" 8" if you press down to the pubic bone
>tfw 5'4 so I'll never get to traditionally use it
:'^)
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>tfw haven't shaved in a decade
My benis is never cold.
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Who here has big but ugly benis?
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>>25993313
That's not how bone pressed measurements work. Unless you have over a fucking inch of fat around the base of your dick. Which is insane.
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>>25993392
I don't know, I don't go around telling people my dick is 8" anyway, so it doesn't matter. I was using a tape measure though, so it may have been closer to 7.3-7.5" I guess.
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>>25993445
yeah but how tall are you
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>>25993560
I already said do in my initial post >>25993313
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>tfw 16cm
Why does my dick look small as shit, it should look normal
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>>25993693
Measure from the top, ruler flat on your dick.
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>>25991447

That is a hideous dick, and you need a shave bad
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>>25993728
>shave

another fuccboi twink? why shave when no one will see it?
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Is mine okay? Cut but.. Well can't do much about that now eh?
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>>25993726
I don't understand, how should I measure it?
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>>25993848
It is
if it can erect more it fits perfectly
don't trust people on the chan
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>>25993848
>Hey guys, is my 6.5~7 inches dick okay? nyeh hehe xddd
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>>25993892
Measuring from the side is wrong. Just measure from the top, just look up the correct way to measure your dick.
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>>25993961

I can be insecure too..
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shave that bush faggot
itll look bigger at least
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>>25991447
Your dick looks like it's been mutilated by a certain jewish "medical" practice.
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you need only 3,14961 inches to please a woman, science says
>inb4 dicklet

I got a 6.5 inches dick
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>>25993994
Nah, you are just an attention whore.
Mine is 6.5 and i pretty much know it's average and nothing to be proud of.

It's like being proud of being white, it's just an standard thing to not be considered sub human.
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>>25994065
>implying the dicklet cutoff isn't 7"
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>tfw 5.5" x 5.5"

Apparently not original? What up square bros
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>>25994087
>implying kv's memes can defeat science and implying sex is mechanical thrusting
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>>25991653
That's average you fuckwad.
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who /graboid/ dick here
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Alien benis
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>>25994239
>>25994280

what the fuck is wrong with your dick, my man?
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>>25994239
Jesus Christ how horrifying were you born like that?
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>>25993693
lol fucking idiot. Like anon said, measure across the top. You don't have a 16cm dick.
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>>25993445
>>25992147
>>25994065
>>25994079
>>25992621
>>25993693
>>25993848
>>25992163
>>25991447
>>25991639
>>25991516

Pic related. It's a fact. Sorry. Better luck next time.
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Mine is average, I'm ok with that

it's the fact that I'm cut that makes me despair.
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My dick is 5.5" and I'm not a dicklet. I don't care what the fuck you guys say.
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>tfw entire shaft is hairy
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>>25994455
Measure your circumference and I bet you'll feel better.
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>>25994444
Nothing better to do huh. Its okay to be insecure.
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>>25994280

christ, was that a botched circumcision
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>>25994280
>>25994239
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time

Thanks
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>>25994455

You don't even look cut in that picture though.
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>>25994455
Your dick looks like mine anon, but i'm uncut.
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>>25994466
same problem
there's no way I'm spending an hour shaving that shit every day
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>>25994489

it has a foreskin though
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>>25994543
>>25994540
It was a pretty minor cut, still cut though. No skin gliding over my glans when I wank.

>>25994479
why's that? you think it looks girthy? Because I don;t think it is.
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>>25994571

i don't want stubble and ingrown hairs on my dick. fuck that shit
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>>25994599
Just measure it and say it to us anon.
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>>25994629
no tapemeasures lying around.

It is exactly 15.5 cm long though.
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>>25994648
>>25994648
Use a thread/tiny rope and wrap around you dick and measure it with a rule.
Basic math bro
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>>25994676
fuuck

why did I never think of this.

I am a fucking phd student as well

top lel
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What is the point of this thread every single day jesus christ.
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>>25994065
>science says
lmao science also says humans come from apes and that huge lizard birds existed 778986444357890 years ago

Science means shit
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>>25994764
The point is to post your dick and be judged.
Some times people are harsh with you, sometimes they are nice.
Either way, people get pleasure from both sides.
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>>25994742
It's almost like intelligence and academic success have no correlation...
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Dick look like some chewed up gum
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>tfw warts

got em from some bitch from a dating site i think. right on the shaft of muh dick, like 3 or 4 of them

just noticed them yesterday. gonna have to go in and get my dick checked. im only 18. why me
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>>25994818
most PhDs can memorize but can't figure out problems
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>>25994818
I've been at uni for 8 years now and I can confirm that...

>>25994898
chop it off.
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>>25994898
>why me
because you had immoral sex outside of marriage and God is punishing you for your sin
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Uncut xenomorph master race
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>>25994986
IT HUNGERSSS

FOR MOOORE
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>>25994986
original fugg u mook
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>>25994898
Because you are a normie scum and you deserve everything you get
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>>25994986
what a fucking roastie dick
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>>25991447
>mods deleting files

for fucks sake

this is /r9k/ no rules fags

fucking gookmoot will hear about cunt mods
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stop posting these disgusting penises
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>>25995222
>>25995299
>>25995422
>>25995444
NICE post numbers guys
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>>25994898
post pics, faggot


original recipe
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>>25994455
Really? Not the fact that youre a faggot? Interesting
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