>Anon, you look just like that Jonah Hill guy from Superbad!
>tee hee wow anon you look like Steve Urkel
I've been told I look like Jacob from Twilight.
I think it's just my hair, I'm not built like a chad by any means.
>Anon, if you were a Harry Potter character, you'd be Hagrid!
>I shaved that night and so far this year i've lost about 6lbs.
>I'm fucking trying.
>Every time my friends liken me to any fictional character its always some fat fucking slob and then they wonder why i get pissed off.
>niggers in middle and high school called me Harry Potter even though I look nothing like harry potter aside from brown hair and glasses
>You look EXACTLY like Jesse Eisenberg
>You really look like the guy from the Social Network
>Hey man, you ever see Zombieland?
>anon, you look like Edward scissor hands
>anon, you look like Johnny Depp
>anon, you look like Eric Forman from That's 70's Show
>anon you look like Christian Bale from American Psycho
I'm not even mad
It never ends
Every fucking time, it's either that or Seth Rogen.
>mfw mother compared me to The Driver
>cut my hair, shaved, and started wearing contacts over glasses because people would constantly (more than once a day) say I look like Seth Rogen
>"don't be mad, anon, I'm sure there are girls who like seth rogen"
>only girl I met who liked Seth Rogen is a hambeast
>You look and act just like sheldon from big bazinga theory !
what's going on in that?
Is this a depiction of your retaliation?
>mfw people kept telling me I looked like Napoleon Dynamite and Beavis
>teleport behind you
>phase your brain out of your skull
Nothin bazinga, sir.