Literally the easiest way to keep a marriage happy is to fuck your husband seven days a week. Shit, it doesn't even have to be seven. Four days a week would probably lead a happier, healthier, more fulfilling marriage as well.
Seriously, is it so fucking hard to have sex for 3 ~ 20 minutes a day?
Why are women so fucking selfish?
Women marry beta providers not the Chad's they actually want to fuck. As a result they don't put out because you're just a guy who's money she wanted, she's not attracted to you and she wanted security.
She has her security and you're too much of a beta to dump her so why would she have sex with you? Men do this to themselves every time and don't learn. Stop being taken advantage of.
The vast majority...upwards of 90% of women are not married to men they love or even like.
Because of hypergamy and the 80:20 rule, women are only attracted to the top% of men; the genetically supreme. If you don't look like Chad, no women will ever be attracted to you or love you and there is nothing you can do to fix this. There is no distinction between average and ugly. Every relationship will be her settling for you.
My wife wants a lot more sex than I do right now. I'm just really stressed out from work and mostly want to cuddle.
It's also because I love her and want sex to be good for her, but making sex good for a woman can be very hard because many of them are so sensitive. So there's pressure on me and it can be hard to keep up to my own standards, that also makes it harder and less desirable.
>the western world is so obsessed with sex that their key to a happy marriage is just fucking each other more
jk i know you're a fucking loser but all your cultures hate the idea of a happy marriage. who are you kidding? men want to fuck other women, and women are only there to raise the kids in most of these "families"
it's healthy to fuck 3-7 times a week, yeah. but the chances of any one of you living an otherwise healthy life are like 1 in 20. if your wife doesn't want to fuck then maybe you have no fucking clue who you married and as the man in the relationship that makes you a fukkken idiot
I've been married for more than 13 years, and PUT PUT is the advice I would give to any young bride. Men are simple. You give them what they want, WHICH IS BOOTY 90 % OF THE TIME and they will be happy. Hake the dick, make a yummy dinner, tell them they're wonderful, and you won't have to worry about other drama.
Like OP says, it's 40 minutes absolute MAX. I got two kids, and it limits the time we have, but you make it quality, and it's all good.
Men are base, animal creatures. No matter how much they love you they still need that validation. fuck your man, and you've got the best chance of keeping him your man.
I'll fuck your wife while you watch if you want.
Pic related, it's me.
>bf never aroused at same time as I am
>only gets boners right when I start falling asleep and then he pokes and prods at me until I wake up
>if I pretend to be asleep he'll just move my body into position and go for it anyway
>too sleepy to stop it
Just do that, it's not like we can stop you.
You're anywhere from 1.25 to 2.00 times our size.
if she doesn't say "no", then actually, it's not "literally rape", unless you're from the usa which is a fucking retarded country for the most part, besides its intellectual elite.
You don't understand dude
Women think they are entitled to fucking Chad their whole teenagehood and then when their pussies are completely desecrated they want someone to provide for them
Never understood this, building arousal is so easy for me. Just spend a little time fantasizing. I can go from completely unaroused to orgasm in 2-3 minutes if I want to, pretty much anywhere.
My grandad there's 3 things to guarantee a loving lifetime of marriage.
>Men never be a pussy ESPECIALLY around the wife
>Make sure you make more money than her but have a similar intelligence level
>fuck as often and as vigorously as possible
Holy shit, you people really are virgins! I thought it was all a meme... You should try getting in a long-term relationship and see for yourself that everyday life can be strenuous and that it's not always easy to make time for intimacy.
>Men never be a pussy ESPECIALLY around the wife
what if tyrone tries to fuck your wife long dick style?
>pic related: its him
So was there or wasn't there cucking involved?
Cause you said there was.
Which would mean you married a woman who's into cucking.
Which I personally never would, but whatever floats your boat man.
I behave like a beast at the dinner table, she doesn't really appreciate though
guess i cant call it cucking then to be honest. Shes actually a sweet woman and im happy i married her, i mean she gives me a massage and a blowjob whenever i come back from the gym so i think thats very nice of her. and its fun being a beast at the dinner table isnt it, just teasing and all that.
THE BEST MARRIAGE THERAPY TECHNIQUE I'VE EVER HEARD
Agree to have sex every single day for 30 days. It doesn't matter if one or both has a headache, if you're sick with a runny nose, if you didn't have time to shower, if your tooth hurts, if you have a rash, if your mom died, if her pussy is covered in blood, if his dick has a rash, if she has chronic wet farts... Doesn't matter. Just fuck every day. Neither person can opt-out.
Women want to get fucked by Chad, Tyrone, and Enrique, NOT their husbands.
There's also a difference between fucking and having sex. Most wives just lay there like a dead fish while their husbands do their business. And that's only if they're feeling generous.
"I haven't had pussy in 10 years! I've had vagina though." - Chris Rock