what was the most degenerate thing you did r9k?
>tfw rubed my dick against a warm desk closet where some girl sit
Fucked a drunk chick at her party, got sucked by a other in the morning under the cover while nobody knew, then went to my fwb which I'm now engaged to rn btw and fucked her.
This is all true and my girl doesn't know about it. Although to be fair, we weren't dating so it's not cheating.
i had a couple of lessons in highschool that were taught by qts including a busty blonde parisienne who always wore tight fitting clothing so i would frequently excuse myself from class to jerk off in the toilets
>tfw everyone knew
>tfw i got moved into classes with male teachers after failing due to spending more time jerking off to teachers than learning
>tfw all teachers were super abrasive towards me and i got bullied regularly
totally fucking worth it, would have gotten some creepshots but i couldnt convince my parents to buy me a phone because they knew i had no friends
I'm bisexual. Have had sex with a few guys. Only once did I ever meet a guy off grindr and that was the most degenerate I've ever felt even though he was really nice and twinkish and sweet. He was a great kisser and cocksucker though. I wonder what he's been up to, I should text him
>be me 18
>at bros house
>bros bathroom connects to his sisters room
>sister is 8/10
>say im gonna take a shit,
>go into sisters room and smell panties
literally did this 3 days ago
i went on plenty of fish and fucked an ugly fat girl because i was rabid with thirst and got warts on my dick 2 weeks later
> fingerbang my sisters pussy and ass all the time, pretending to massage her, she sees fine with it though
> stole loads of my sister's panties, bras, stocking, etc. and wear it while fapping/ post pics of me on soc, tumblr and lereddit
> regularly contact local BBC on craigslits and ask them if I can be their sissy slut then always chicken out if they say yes
> tons of other gay stuff
It's rather complicated. My ex sister was a major whore. I actually fucked her before I ever met my ex. Met her sister at a party and took her to my place to fuck. Just a ons was all. Then I met her sister (my ex) in 12th grade. Her sister never recognized me and I actually never brought it up to my ex that I fucked her sister. Didn't want to cause drama and I wanted my ex so it was just a win-win for me.
Eventually I noticed her mom started to hit on me and one thing led to another. Eventually fucked her mom a few times, my ex finds out, dumps me, and here I am telling you what went down a couple years later.
No males in that family. Sure you know why they are such a fucked up bunch of women now.
>fapped to darknet shit
>stole strangers panties
>jacked off in an empty classroom
>got high for weeks at a time in my dorm, got kicked out and nearly charged for smoking so much
I made out with a dog to see what making out in general felt like, it bit down on my tongue and it went sore for a while.
I was obsessed with a girl in high school. I followed her around a lot, with an eye towards stealing some of her hair. Since she (unsurprisingly) wouldn't have anything to do with me, I had a fantasy about one day cloning her from her DNA and making my very own copy of her. Eventually I found a strand of hair at a desk after she got up from it, after she scratched her head or something. I saved it. I still have it. I'm now 29 and this was about 15 years ago.
we just started fooling around when we were younger, which is kinda normal for siblings I guess.. did roleplays where i was the doctor or she was a prostitute, we were a couple.. this kinda stuff. Nowadays we still always massage each other because actually its nice to get a fucking back massage. When I massage her back lots of times I just slide her pants down and start fingering her holes. Usually she gets wet as fuck
and no I'm not stupid and too paranoid for that, dont wanna ruin my life, have a pretty good relationship with my family
>took best friends younger brother's virginity.
I was 24, he just turned 18. He was a quiet shy kid and something about the idea of boinking him got me hot and steamy like nothing else. it was like the idea of being a degenerate and taking his innocence got me off.
Your love is beautiful.
Follow your dreams, anon
>My brother and I used to diddle each other
>We're not even gay
>sniffed friends sisters panties
>jacked off to my male friend while he was in my room playing Mafia 2 and I was under the covers jerking it
>was eye raping a girl in my class until I finally excused myself to the bathroom and jerked off thinking about her ass and came back
>used to get my male friend who I was attracted to to sit on my lap when we were in high school and he didn't know it was sexual
did that shit with my cousin
stopped around 12 years old or so. it is never spoken of
>mfw every time i realize he remembers too
well here goes my story
>be me about 12 yo
>some friend is a little bit older
>we start dry humping after we saw this video on the internet
>ff few weeks later
>we play vidya inside
>yeh lets do the funny shit again
>my penis is really big compared to his
>lets suck each others dick
>he sucks my dick
>i refuse to suck his dick
>instead i fuck him in the ass
did you fuck him in the ass with your little kid dick and suck his little kid dick? did you jack eachothers dicks off at sleepovers?
jesus christ this post is breaking the floodgates on some really old memories
>don't know if it's am or pm
>don't know what day it is
>don't know what year it is
>don't check time/date
>roll out of bed onto computer
>turn on music
>anime on one monitor
>4chan on the other
>sun comes up
>sit in the same spot for 12 hours
>sun goes down
>sit in the same spot
>hear birds outside
>sun is coming back up
>go back to bed
My life has 0 worth at the moment.
We're all gonna make it.
>no young adult to take my virginity at the ripe age of 18
I fucking hate that kid getting gifted like that, 21 with no sort of experience, no matter how hard I try.
>>used to get my male friend who I was attracted to to sit on my lap when we were in high school and he didn't know it was sexual
If a guy agrees to sit in your lap, he knows damn well that it's sexual.
When I was in middle school some goth kid harassed me for some reason
he scribbled on this really pretty celtic knot index card I had on my binder, with ink. It was ruined.
But that's not what he did that's degenerate, and while I've no definitive proof it was him, it's very likely that he ruined my school annual that year by
masturbating into my backpack during lunch while no one was in the room.Also same year someone threw a bloody razor at my leg while I was sharpening a pencil, teacher just sort of ignored me when I picked it up and said someone threw it at me.
I haven't actually don't shit on that level before unless you count
masturbating with toilet paper cardboard tubes when I was just starting to learn how to do that all on my own, kind of glad I only did that a few times it kind of burned.
>mfw I spread my younger brothers bare butt and sniffed his asshole in the living room when we were very young, parents and grandma laughed
>finger my asshole
>put different stuff in my asshole
>eaten my cum
>put peeled banana in my asshole and ate it
Reminds me of a tale of my own
>was feeling horny
>read about sticking things up the ass can improve the feeling of ejaculation
>home alone so grab a banana and rush to bathroom
>felt bad when it still has the skin
>unpeel it and try to slide it up my ass again
>its sliding in slowly but it breaks off in my ass
>get massively hard and continue sticking the fruit up my ass
>feels so good so begin to jerk off
>hear knocking on the door
>its my dad
>panic and quickly say i'm taking a shit
>he says to hurry up because he just got back from work and wants a shower
>flush banana down toilet and quickly get dressed
>get out a minute later
>20 seconds later calls out "hey anon, why's there a banana peel on the floor? I almost slipped on it"
I think he knew
My main priority in life is to be comfy, which is nice.
But it also really sucks, because this isn't exactly a productive lifestyle.
But I have a job interview at some hipster juice bar, on Tuesday. So wish me luck.
i'm female. friend lived with her parents still and I would go over to hang out. Sometimes she wasn't home from work yet so I'd hang out with her brother. one time she texted that she was gonna be like 2 hours longer than expected because someone could come in. So i thought I'd entertain myself for a while by teasing her younger brother. I kinda got too into it and started get physical which switched me on even more. long story short I started rubbing his junk and whispering dirty things then the clothes came off and i hoped on him and fucked him til he couldn't get it up anymore.
I just skinned it with a knife by cutting off the two tips and leaving a mid section as big as possible and then cut an incision on the middle of it to take the fruit off, and then ate it along with the rest of it on the tips. Hid it in my boxers and sneaked in the bathroom while my parents were sleeping, undressed, put some dank ass porn and started doing my thing, with water running in the background to cover the noises. It felt good, not incredibly better than my hand but it's different from just masturbation, especially when you're about to cum, during and after, and the whole "exotic" side of it made me horny af, I could probably have even gone without porn desu senpai, didn't feel like that from since my first wanking days :^D
its not something i do by choice but my turds are literally too large to be able to flush them without blocking the toilet so i have to break them up piece by piece with my hands and flush each chunk individually
its about as pleasant as it sounds
>this will never happen to you in your entire life
I'm ordering that helium tank already
>found my moms vibrator and fuck'd my ass with it, then just put it back.
I think she got an infection in her uterus and had it removed
during a church potluck used the bathroom to masturbate thinking about one of the elementary schoolers there
years later she grew up to be too skeletonmode though, that's not a good luck on a postpubescent
Jacked off alongside the Tiber river in Rome at like 9 pm drunk
Me and my sister used to play this game called "rocket raiders".
She would stimulate my penis with my pants on and if I came and my cum came through the pants the "raid" was considered successful and I'd have to follow her one order like clean her room or something
At 13 we lived separately and we've never spoken of it after meeting each other since.
>be confused preteen
>the weight of grief and and not knowing my sexuality is weighing on my shoulders
>taking a piss before sleeping
>see a pair of my dad's boxers on top of a hamper
>pick them up and find a spot of dried cum by the crotch
> went to Amsterdam
> looked for ugly chick so fuck (I'm ugly)
> went in room, door is shut and locked
> FUCK its a tranny
> same day, fucked qt but she asked for double because I'm ugly
> dads friends daughters came round and slept in my bed.
> they left panties
> jacked off using panties
> got std (I was 14 at the time).
> ugly girl hits on me on Feb sends 'we should get a drink sometime x'
> we meet up
> says she doesn't want relationship because I'm too ugly
> I find her on a ugly hook up site, she's one of the ugliest
I just want the pain to go away help meee
Think about how degenerate the Romans were.
There have been many a drunk before you standing on the Tiber river, jerking off, and feeling like shit the next day.
Wear the honor of your ancestors.
>jerked off in class in 7th grade
>I've stuck like 5 ice cubes up my ass while jerking off
>ate a strippers pussy.
>fingered one Vietnamese girl who was 15 when I was 18 and another white girl who was younger than that in a park
>took advantage of a deaf girl in highschool
>tried to fuck my female friends gf and her sister. Her gf wasn't into it but her sister was, pussy was too tight and I couldn't get hard enough
>rubbed my dick all over a passed out drunk girl until I came
>let 2 female friends watch another girl blow me
I did alot of shit between 16-21. Haven't had sex at all since like 1998-99. Just jerk off to lewd anime now.
>Senior in hs
>Kinda pissed it's 2 weeks long, everyone's on vacation
>Spend everyday smoking weed, playing WoW, and jacking off for hours
>Real porn don't do it for me anymore, so I start watching anime, zoo, other weird shit
>Don't even know what day it is
>Don't even know whether it's day or night
>Stuff my face with greasy pizza and those chocolate volcano cakes from Papa John's for the rest of break
>My computer chair smells like shit from my adolescent stank and sweat from fapping
>Floor is covered in pizza boxes and weed stems
Oh my fucking god this was one of the few times I've felt like ending it.
>mfw i step on a stem embedded in my rug
>tfw literally just toss seeds and shitty trim in the general direction of the corner of the room
>tfw house permanently smells like weed
>living in a shitty apartment complex with a gym and pool amenities
>go into female restroom
>cum on toilet paper so that when a girl wipes her vagina after peeing she gets pregnant with my baby
I used to piss in my closet. Me and my friend would do it all the time. If he was at my house we'd piss in my closet. If I was at his we would piss in my closet. We did this up until about 6th grade. We finally stopped because in 6th grade my Mom got mad and told me to stop pissing in the closet, and that I was too old to be doing shit like that.
I once jacked off whilst sniffing one of my own socks.
you absolute madman
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>go to friend's house
>he still lives with his mom
>we hang out in living room for a bit
>decide to order pizza
>tell friend that I'll give them the money, but I have to go use the shitter
>go to the his mom's room, because there's a bathroom there
>go into her closet and smell her dirty panties while I jerk off
>I cleaned my cum on her panties
Whatever, I payed for pizza, least I can get is to cum on his mom's panties.
I lived with a femanon I met on /r9k/ for a few months.
Every day after she changed, showered, and left for work, I'd go into her hamper and find her freshly used panties. I'd sniff them and rub them around my penis while I'd jerk off. They always had a creamy juice spot on them where they touched her pussy. Sometimes they were so fresh you could feel the wetness coming off them.
I would also sniff her used tampons too, when she was on her period.
I posted a gif of Eggman jacking off after I told him I wouldn't
>Crossdressed to a costume party
>Got drunk and made out with some dude
>He finds out I'm a guy from another dude
>Gets all no homo rage and gives me a black eye, makes me suck him off while his friends watch
People confuse me. I don't even like dudes.
Visited a friend for 5 days and shat and pissed my pants somehow (13 years old)
I basically walked around with piss and shit in my pants for 3 days. Amazing how nobody noticed. Would go to the bathroom to wash my pass and shit riddend pants in the sink.
When I was in high-school I used to jerk off in class while it was in session. I must have done it at least a dozen times.
I was able to grab my dick through my pocket and rub it against my leg till I jizzed. I did it right before gym class so I could change out my clothes in the locker room stall.
I had to walk down the hall with a binder in front of my crotch so nobody saw the we spot in my pants. Quite the rush TBQH.
I smelled a few chairs I knew girls sat in back in my teen years, but you suckers are making think it's nothing.
I feel so clean.
Sucked my cousin's dick for a few seconds back when we were both 10.
Had a few gay experiences with another boy when we were both 8 or something but nothing that serious
>tfw crave cocks now, want to suck one and take another up my ass but find men disgusting and ugly
imagine the rash...
they totally would have noticed, but probably thought you were autistic.
>Between the ages of 13 - 15 I used to use the time I spent shitting just to fap to what I could think of with my imagination.
>Between the ages of 13 - current day I would masturbate and not clean up. I do half the time but there are times that I get lost in the moment and just leave that shit in.
>tfw in the middle of writing this my friend said to me on my phone that posting on /r9k/ is just me looking for an excuse not to pursue my dreams.
I should just kill myself.
>fapped to lewd anime girls in the office of a pastor's wife at church
>creepshots in general
>shitty pic related from McDonalds earlier today
>photoshop highschool peers heads into amateur porn
>poked my boner at cousin's huge ass every opportunity I got
>once we had a sleepover
>slept on same bed
>at night would take out dick and rub it on her bare legs and side while she was asleep
>broke into cousin's facebook account
>read through all her messages
>find a nude
I still fap to it pretty regularly, too bad it wasn't a vag pic
>post ad on Craigslist seeking a vagina to pound
>somehow end the night with some extra cash in my pocket and my sausage being sucked by some young gay
>5-6 years old
>little brother around 1-ish
>sit him on couch
>take pants down
>proceed to put ass on his face
>they still bring it up to this day
You brought more evil to this land than you had had the right to.
>be me, staying at friends for the night
>his parents went out earlier
>around midnight, they come home and his mom is hammered drunk
>mom is really hot in a plain Jane way
>they go through the living room with his mom saying weird sexual shit
>friend is embarrassed, I say its okay
>10 minutes later, I got to use the bathroom
>in the middle of the floor are his mom's just worn underwear
> I sniff them and even lick them, furiously jack it
>go downstairs like nothing happened
>be studying in different country
>live with old annoying fat grandma
>qt chick lives there too
>get hornie one day
>sniff shoes that are outside
>see old grandma wearing those shoes the next fucking day
>mom has friends over
>take whineglass used by hot woman in my room and fap while licking it
>be over at friends house
>dog always wants to cuddle
>put his hand on my dick and rub it
it was a female dog so its ok
>was probably known as the pedo on hs because i always hung around younger girls
>one day dream about taking a girls shoes off on the street
>sniffing them and masturbating
>dream was so vivid i didn't realise it wasn't real
>most shocking moment of my life
i did so many of those things it's ridicules
Last night I went to walmart at one in the morning and asked two Russian women to please kick me in the nuts. They Said No! :,(
>fell in love with a 10yo when i was 16
>started talking because we were on the same school bus route
>one day we kiss
>i promise i'd love her forever and she says the same and shit like that (really cute now that i think about it)
>people found out we kissed
>some guys from a grade above mine block my car with their cars one day so i can't leave
>they wait till school is closed and no one is near school
>they beat my ass badly, threaten to do worse if i speak to her again
>i end everything with her, then one last kiss
i fucking hate white knight normies
It was like 60 per load, so I ended up making mabe 300 bucks over the course of a couple months. It was so infrequently that I saw him because I didn't really like the experience. I had to watch porn on my phone to get hard and keep watching to stay hard while he slobbered enough to where it dripped into my pubes. We did this in the back seat of his car during the winter, so the closed windows made the smell of saliva fill the car.
I had to walk home from our little secluded meet up spot for about half an hour, always showered immediately after getting home.
I find children sexually attractive too, but I never fapped to CP, I fap to 3d loli, my favorite artist have to be RoboNepen,Mayomaru and Sabine.Heinrich
I also like zoo, scat and gore.
As for the most degenerate thing, it's up to three choices.
1. Masturbating to a picture of a guy fucking a dead dog.
2. Masturbating with my own shit and eating it.
3. Having the urge to go into a men's bathroom and look around for a fresh shit to fap with or drink the piss out of the toilet.
it would have been odd, to see such a big guy tower over a little child like that, and see them kiss.
who can say whats right or wrong in this crazy world, but it would certainly raise some concern. mine included.
I'm sorry to hear things got so messed up Anon, i hope you are doing well. if not, i hope things get better.
funny thing is we're actually best bros now and hang out every few weeks with no gay shit just alcohol and video games
we're 19, that was almost a decade ago
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
IS THIS REAL?
this cannot be real
how does this not have a huge ass string of replies next to it
I stopped trying when I fell in love with a girl down the road. She was into me. She told my "best friend" that she wanted to hang out with me alone so she could decide if she wanted to date me. Jealous faggot sabotaged it and she ended up hooking up with some loser I sold weed to.
>how did you take advantage of a deaf girl
Plain deaf girl with low self esteem. Thought it would be easy to bang her because she was just a mousey little deaf girl. Didn't really care about her. Just used her for my own purposes.
>Visit old friend in New Mexico
>Get in drag, drugs and movies
>Livestream in drag and make out on cam
>Later we jack off on the same couch together
>I let him blow me, but muscle relaxers make my dick soft
I'm a degenerate.
I don't know who eggman is, but what I do know that .gif originally surfaced on tumblr a couple of years ago, you can also check this by tumblr.
So that anon is probably lying about posting that .gif originally, and if that is "Eggman", me and a lot of other guys would be interested in getting a hold of him.
I jacked off and ejaculated in every single room in my house over the course of 1 hour, it was a pretty big house too.
Shoot up heroin for for a few months
Broke into a building and stole 3 laptops and a T.V.
Peeped on my sister in the bathroom and fapped into her underwear
Wore my sisters cloths and fapped
I was 14 or something.
We were on a long drive (8+ hours), I was bored and horny, covered myself with a blanket and pretended to sleep while quietly fapping.
I'm sure everyone knew
>all throughout highschool i would befriend cute boys
>would go over to their houses
>would wait for them to leave their room and and steal their undies
>go to the bathroom and fap into the undies every time
>put them in my bag
>as i grew older i would make friends with year 7s
>somehow work my way to make it to their rooms
>steal their undies as well
>still have every single piece of underwear i ever stole
Most degenerate thing I ever did was have a girl over, she spent the night, fucked her in the morning. She wanted to go get breakfast but I lied and said I had something to do. After she left I invited another girl over and fucked her too. She wanted to spend the night but I lied and said I had something in the morning. Then shitposted all night
Yep. Did it too. We were in bed and he took my hand and moved it down to his pants. I basically gave him a handjob.
I fucking hate myself for it. He tried to get me to suck his dick one time as well but I refused. Thank fuck.
>Rubed my dick inside my female cousin's shoes
>Fapped wearing nothing but my female friend's long skirt
>Fapped smelling my stepmothers underwear
>Fapped to every kind of porn imaginable
>Tried to fuck a dog once but it was too tight
It happens to me every fucking day. My turds are massive. It takes me 30 minutes to get out of the bathroom every day. Half of that time is spent breaking up turds in the toilet and washing my hands. I'm not even fat. I weigh 150lbs, 5'11'' tall.
>engaged in some weird play with my brother in which I made him make out with his teddy bear. I probably got a boner during that too. I'm not sure if he still remmembers, I hope not.
>first time I came was by dry-humping the floor.
>made my cat lick my penis once.
>sucked my own dick while fingering my asshole
>sucked my own dick with a pen in my asshole
>at house where 6 of my best friends live
>they all went to work, my work doesnt start for a couple hours
>decide i need to fap, but no wifi and no phone
>grab the hummus from the fridge and apply generously to my dik balls and ass hole
>invite the family pitbull over for a snack
>pretty much just have it lick my ass while i wank it
>at the point of no return best friends sister pulls into drive way
>mfw drive way has a clear window into the living room where i was
>came buckets, put pants on ligntening fast
>sister (9/10) comes in, i act nervous as fuck and speak minimally
>go straight to work an hour early.
Not sure if she saw, but im good friends with her whole family and think about it every time i see her. awkward.
This reminds me:
>be me, 15
>get bullied at school a lot
>develop extreme humiliation fetish
>have sexual fantasies about being bullied by one Chad
>on one occasion, sneak a banana up to my bedroom
>peel the banana and imagine Chad is doing it as I shove it up my own ass
>sit on it for a few minutes and masturbate
>imaginary Chad tells me to shit it out
>shit the now mushy banana out onto a towel
>shove my face into the pile of banana muck, imagining Chad is doing it
>imaginary Chad tells me he'll beat me up if I don't eat the whole thing
>obey his orders and gobble up the whole banana
>finally let myself cum
>lay in bed for several hours afterwards questioning where the fuck it all went wrong
Still gets me diamonds thinking about it tbqh
Story from back when I was 17
>go to toilet
>shit a huge turd in my hand
>put a hole in it with my finger
>put dick in hole
>try to use the turd as onahole
>can't, to hard and it falls apart
>throw turd back in
>finish my business
>realize what I've done
I was quite the degenerate
I'm not fat though. Why can't you suck your own dick anon?
Do you live in this movie, by any chance?
>Two younger cousins
>Manipulate them to kiss each other or to run naked around grandma house
>Never work and get caught one time
>I hope everyone forgot
>16-17 at the time
>visiting relatives in town 2 hours away
>home alone with 2 lil cousins since the rest of the family went to a nearby town for a religious ceremony and we simply were not in the mood
>im playing vidya on my GBA minding my own
>Cousins aged 11 and 12 say they're gonna take a shower upstairs in case I needed to know where to find them
>Common shit in rural Mexico for siblings/cousins to bathe together.
>Shitty town has no internet so I had been deprived of porn for 4 days in a stage where I would fap a lot and in a bicurious phase
>The moment they announce this I fucking turn off my gba without saving, start sweating, try to play it off with: Well, I havent showered today and its pretty hot here. Mind if I join?
>Fast forward we are bathing, they are washing themselves normally and playfully while i try to hide my raging boner
>their uncut pubescent dicks where driving me mad
>they simply made comment about my huge boner and pubes since they didnt had any.
>get dry and dressed up, tell them to wait for me downstairs
>proceed to jack off like a madman and cum oceans.
>Go to the living room and keep playing gba until relatives arrive
It's okay tentacles and pokemon porn will never leave us
>Get off by pissing myself.
>Figured it might be the same by going poo poo.
>Awful smell of diarrhea shit.
>Realized I made a big mistake.
>Spent the next hour cleaning shit off myself.
>first time discovering fapping
>get hard and rub wiener against thigh
>shake it hard until I cum
>started doing this naked while lying in the center of the room
>never realized what the little droplets that kept landing on my face were
>only smelt sister's panties once
get on my level, peasant. My sister had "freshly" dirty panties almost daily. I smelled them probably on a weekly basis. Occasionally used the dirty ones to wrap around my dick and jack off.
... Tried them on once. Same with one of her bras. Needless to say they're a couple sizes too small (well, the cup size was fine.. the strap was too small since I'm a fatass).
>was 10 or so
>go to good friend's house,he's like 8 or so then.Turns out,he's a horny bastard and is kinda gay.His parents leave the house for a while,and he drags me into his closet.
Now,here goes nothing.
>I sit in this chair in the corner (theres lights,so I can see and shit.He kneels inbetween my legs,and rubs my dick some.He then pulls my pants off,then got on his hands and knees,asking me to "put your crotch in my butt"
Didn't penetrate,we later went to the bathroom and both shat in the toilet.
>I lifted the seat up,and shat,then we both took dumps.Shall I go on?
>Tried to fuck a dog once but it was too tight
>it was too tight
This is where you figured the experiment went awry?
JUST fuck your shit up. man. damn.
by stretching it out to the point that it's constantly agape
it's a fetish i suppose. i can't imagine i would feel tight on a dick. it's both shameful and hot. people have no idea what a loose used up whore i am.
stayed in a hotel in ireland.
Had been on vacation with my parents for weeks so almost no private fapping time.
We got separate rooms for once so we could all relive our sexual pressure in comfort.
My room had two full beds pushed together.
I fucked the gap between the beds.
It was a sort of bed and breakfasty place where the rooms didn't have bathrooms or sinks in them.
Nowhere to cum so I just came between the bed comforters I was fucking. Biggest load of my life.
I only slept in one of these beds and left the other undisturbed.
I can't imagine they saw any reason to change the linens on the other bed, let alone the comforters mine were barely disturbed as it is, I only slept in it one night.
>most degenerate thing you did r9k?
Went to a con with a friend and a mutual friend. had fun all day and went back to the hotel room with them for some drinking and comparing of the days loot. drank way too much and got flirty with them. Ended up fucking them both in a threeway. Pretty sure I took two virginitys at once.
Go ahead and call me a slut, its not a proud moment for me.
Was sort of fucked up from an oxy and drink at my friends gfs halloween party. Got put in her room to "recover" and they went back out. Jerked off with one of her dirty thongs. The shame...
>stayed at a female friend's place while visiting another city
>when she showered i would go to her room and looks fror underwear
>wrapped a black thong around my dick and fapped away
>did this for 3 days and stole them went I left
>mfw she made a rant of facebook about her flatmate stealing her clothes lol
Bro...I think we're soul mates.
Tell me you also went for long periods without taking a bath with multiple fat sessions in between. Not cleaning up each time?
I would sit on the toilet and just cum all over my abdomen, clean it up with toilet paper and leave it there lol.
>Still my girlfriends roommates, sisters, and friends panties and bras bust a nut in them then put them back where I found them
>nutted in her sisters water bottle when she was out tried to shake it up so it would look regular but didn't work
I thought about doing that but never did since I was really afraid of people finding out, even though the odds of someone I know seeing me online were like 0%
I wish my sister weren't so fat, I had to stop doing it because her clothes don't fit me at all
Fucked my mother's sister when I was 16
She was passed out drunk, with only a bra on
I was supposed to be on the couch, she had my room, it was the morning after the 4th of July
I needed to get some clothes from my room, I looked in, there she was on the bed
She was a divorced teacher, and was 30
I just looked and looked and decided why not, my only shot at any ass probably ever
I fucked her twice and came in her both times, she never even moved, shows you how good I was
Best and only ass I have ever had, I am 23 and still live in that room
a really cute girl gave me her notebook to copy notes from my geometry class when I was in highschool; after copying the notes; I jacked off on the cover and let my cum dry, then gave it back to her, every day I saw her put her head down on the cover of her notebook and knew my cum had dried up on it.
FELT GOOD MAN
I should run for president.
Don't think she would go that far actually.. Also I would probably chicken out
And it usually goes:
>anon wanna massage my feet/back?
>work my way up/down to her pussy and asshole
>finger her for a while
>go into my room jack off
usually she acts like nothing happens and just keeps up the convo while I do this but a couple of weeks ago she was kinda drunk, looked me in the eyes when I fingered her and said she enjoyed it
got me rock hard
in elementary school, there was a girl i liked.
i told her i loved her, she did the same but said she had a bf... (which was an excuse)
for some reason everyone had there own mug near a sink where we could get a mug of water if we wanted
i decided to stay after class one day, just so i could rub my elementary dick all over it...
never got to see her drink from it since that day
she's seen my dick lots of times when I'm in the shower or so.. Just don't know how to make the move, as soon as I do more than just fingering her she gets weird :/
Should get her drunk maybe but not many chances since I don't live at home anymore
>be 12 years old
>on a friend's house
>his 20something years old sister is sleeping
>smell her feet
>start rubbing my dick in her feet
>taking T blockers for over a year
>taking female hormones since early august
Every time I think about this now it makes me feel sick but OK, I can share on this site.
A few years ago before I lost my job I worked at a theme park letting people onto the rides, usually the same roller coaster.
Anyway I was fat and ugly but there was a cute ride engineer who I was in love with. He used to test the roller coaster every morning that I was working on and I wanted him to somehow 'have sex' with me so for several months I would bring a small bottle of my vaginal juices and put it into my pocket while I was working and as people got onto the ride I would dip my finger into the bottle then 'accidentally' bump my hand into their asses so my vaginal juices would be on their asses. I would do this all day then the next day I would get to the park early and film the roller coaster being tested by the cute guy. Later on I would go home and masturbate while writing fan fiction about me, the roller coaster, and the cute engineer having a threesome.
I am glad I was fired from that place.
I've been trying to improve myself since then.
I used to only have very few baths a week a long time ago, but now I try to have at leat one every two days.
I also avoid masturbating on the toilet entirely now.
As for cleaning up after myself after masturbating I used to keep a jizz rag but eventually after a while of using it I throw it in the trash (outside bin so it wont stink up the house), but recently I have lost a jizz rag I had been using only for a few weeks now so I need to fin a replacement, as for now I try to masturbate as little as possible but when I do I usually leave it there or try to wipe it off with toilet paper if I have any laying around, which is rare.
I'm disgusting as fuck and I hope to stop doing these things and improving myself as soon as possible.
>be 6 year old me, male
>2 brothers who are 14 and 17
>17 year old bro dares me and 14 to lick each others armpits
>we take turns, I'm first
>Start licking his pit
>9 year old me thinks nothing of it
>when we're done 14 tells me he was just spitting in my armpit
>Tfw squandered by life again
Remembering this is making me cringe so fucking hard jesus christ
Idk if its really degenerate or not, but coming from a 28yo neet that didnt had relationships in 5 years or so it was for me at the time.
Hook up with 3 different guys in a span of a week, swallow the cum of 2 of them.. one told me some days later that he had syphilis a couple of months before.. i have to get checked now...
I cant connect with any of them and i am more of a robot than ever in situations that im not used to...
Err pic related, its one of the stories, only one I have right now
Had to block the names of him, myself and the roller coaster
I don't know what to reply to you right now.
When I was young (10) I showed my penis to my little sister (she's only two years younger then me) and let he pull my foreskin back and touch it.
Nothing more but enough to make me cringe and feel disgust over myself. Worst part is that everytime we meet we never talk about it and just pretend it never happened. (she mentioned it to me one time).
>watching a 1080p femdom video where a white roastie puts her vagina up on the screen and says "come on, lick it. i know you want to in order to get that promotion like a good little hard working brown nosing bitch"
>lick the screen multiple times
I vigorously dildoed my ass hole in an attempt to stimulate my prostate. I even suction cupped it to the bathtub and rode that shit cowgirl. It really didn't feel that good, just like I had to poop. I came by just stroking my dick a little bit then letting go and riding some more.
6/10 I don't think I'll be doing that again.
Had a dog lick my dick when I was 15
Masturbated thinking of my mother and sisters and most women I came into contact with in my life.
fapped to cuck porn, bestiality, hentai, futa, ect.
got suspended from school, got ged, did shit in college.
idk I hate myself
If I could get a gf I wouldn't have done half that stuff. I probably wouldn't have acted up in school either for attention and out of desperation. But, I am genetically inferior so it's ok if I fail and die in misery, it was meant to be.
>be me 13-14 years old
>pool party at relatives house
>start playing at the pool with my 9-10 year old cousing and her friend
>start rubbing my dick against my cousin's ass and against the ass of her friend
>get my ding dong out and keep rubbing
>after 1 hour they leave me alone in the pool and i masturbate underwater
hope my cousin don't remember or didn't noticed, i still hate myself for that
I used to squeeze my fem cousin's tits all the time. She thought it was fun, but I was diamond's unbreakable.
Also masturbated with/into fem laundry I accidentally found in the uni washing machines (before I quit uni).
After failing high school I used to photoshop my fem classmates into 3D hentai and wank for hours.
Funnily enough, the girl I shopped the most I met up with a year ago for drinks. Went on a few dates, but she tried to cuck me in the end so I ended it.
Tie between the time I jerked off with my mother's panties and all those times I propped myself up against a wall so I cum into my own mouth while watching CEI porn
I would never touch my mom's clothes again but fuck I need to stop cumming on my own face. Especially since I always feel like shit afterwards
tfw my thread is still up, im such a quality poster
I cucked my boss, he was a major asshole and always giving me a hard time.
His wife came to work one day and I recognized her as a girl I went to school with, started talking to her and she seemed friendly so I added her on Facebook.
Months of flirting and sexting later and I got her to meet me at my place and I fucked her 4 times and sent her home. Met a few more times and I manged to steal her wedding ring off her finger and kept it on my desk at work.
He eventually noticed but didn't say anything and I texted her saying I found it and he like caught her coming into the office to get it.
It was great, I got fired and she left him and stayed with me for a few months before I dumped her.
shoved loads of objects inside my ass whilst fapping for 6 hours straight on stimulants. I'm a degenerate but the orgasms were worth it. Stimulant faps are the best, only downside is I no longer enjoy fapping without them.
>>sniffed friends sisters panties
Oh man, you think that's bad?
>Be 22 or so
>Friends and I go this one guy's house
>Meet his family
>Obese mom, tiny little 12 year old sister
>Go to use bathroom
>Look around while I'm on the toilet, there's an open-topped hamper, and sitting at the top of it is an XXS size thong, which can only possibly belong to imouto
>Wrap thong around my dick, fap, jizz inside
>Put thong back in hamper
The dude whose house it was was a total autist weirdo, too. I bet he got blamed for it.
My freshman year of college I stole a bunch of panties from the dorm laundry and masturbated with them over the course of the year
That year I also masturbated under the covers while my roommate was in the room and awake
I'm not sure if he knew
Jesus, I thought fapping 11 times in a single day was degenerate but if even 1/10th of the stories here are true I'm basically a normie by comparison
oh where did it all go wrong?
>At around 6 years old I would smell my sisters feet, didnt think of it sexually until I was like 11.
>From age 6 to like 9 I would sneak into sisters room at night smell and lick their feet, take some of their clothes and wear them underneath mine
>When I was like 10 I snuck into my sisters room and over the course of 2 hours slowly pulled her pants down and smelled her pussy and looked at it
>11 years old discover jerking off by using a controller to vibrate all over muh dick
>12 years old start getting into humiliation shit as well as hardcore BDSM
>13 years old hentai, tentacle rape, etc
>14 years old Piss, Feet
>15 years old mild scat, also am a bit of a faggot so I spied on my best friend(guy) and stole underwear. I also did a shit ton of other things to him which he never found out, dont want to talk about it.
>16 years old scat fetish with cock and ball torture
>17 years old I start getting into being vomited on by a girl, or being gang raped by jocks at school
>18 years old I decide to go full nofap
>fail after awhile
i am 22 now neet af
When I was younger (about 10 yeara ago) I had just discovered masturbation (I was 12). I went round my 'crush's house for the night, and that night I jerked off in her bed with her next to me.
Looking back in pretty disappointed in myself anons
we must preserve this for future generations
>me, the roller coaster and the cute engineer having a threesome
>me, the roller coaster
>the roller coaster
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK MY FUCKING SIDES HAVE LEFT WITH THE INTENTION OF MASS DESTRUCTION THERE IS NO HOPE IN GOD MY SIDES WILL COME BACK ANYMORE