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>be me, 18
>have sex with a girl from POF
>be 2 weeks later
>be pic related

i've never wanted to kill myself but now i think i might. gonna have to go in and get my dick checked. it doesnt hurt or itch but i know it must be bad

fuck me
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Just looks like warts bruh.

Congrats you've got HPV.
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>>25988123
ive already gotten fucking 2 shots for that at my doctor so i wouldnt get it

what the fuck

does it go away?
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>>25988135

HPV goes away eventually yeah but kind of on its own. But I'm mostly talking out my ass and if you got vaccinated you might be screwed.
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>cutfag
original tbqh
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>>25988135
You probably got vaccinated against the dangerous, caner causing strains of HPV. The otehr strains are pretty much harmless.

But see a doctor.

Source: Also had a lump show up on my dick lately, my doctor gave the full list of all the terible things it could be as I undressed and then he lauighed and said I jsut had a pimple.
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>>25988096
Hahahahahahahaha
Enjoy it you normalfag.
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>>25988096

Aren't you suposed to use condoms when you fuck a random chick?
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>>25988096
I know a dude who was infected with AIDs as he lost his virginity to some girl he thought wasn't a slut.

You summoned a turbowhore, you knew the risks.

Good luck Chad.
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>>25988096
Ew. What's that disgusting fingernail?
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op here

messaged her "you should probably go to the doctor. there's something going on here that wasnt going on before we fucked" on facebook

no response yet, that was like 5 mins ago

i guess this is my curse now for being so god damn lonely and starved for female contact that i would go on pof and fuck a 4/10

guess i should have listened to those teacher fags in health class back in high school..
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>>25988096

>R.I.P. op
>chad gave him AIDS by proxy
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>>25988096
Oh dam my brother had this. It's no big deal. The doctor had to cut it and give him 2 stitches but it wasn't an STI/STD or anything like that.
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>>25988096
Had the same problem and panicked too a little bit, but I have good news for you.

It's not HPV or nothing like that. Some microwounds on your dick got in contact with an unknown to them bacteria or fungus and your organism is having an over-the-top reaction. And that's just it.

If it was HPV it would be red and extremely itchy.
If it was syphilis it would be bigger and have a very characteristic look to it.
If it was AIDS first you'd get an itch and skin changes, mostly on your back.
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>>25988096
Why can't I see anything wrong with his dick?
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POF is like one step above Craigslist, but not much
quit being gross af, OP
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He went 3D, girls!
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>>25988756
3D? Someone ACTUALLY went _3D_!?
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>>25988763
I can't believe anon hurt himself by betraying us... D-Darn it! How could you be so careless, anon?

Frikkin'... DANG YOU!
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>>25988747
what the fuck am i supposed to do when i have 0 friends and 0 places to go to meet people and im average looking

i have to go on the internet and aim low if i want my dick touched
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>>25988756
>>25988763
>>25988786

This much samefagging
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>>25988184
The vaccine isn't for every strain of HPV, but for the most likely to cause cervical cancer.
(OP) should check it out before spreading it around, whatever it is.
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>>25988811
samefag does have a point tho....
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>>25988096
>tfw you realized, the world of normies is infested with aids, herpes, warts and countless balls/disk dissolving parasites, but the World of Warcraft is completely free of such abominations.
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nigga go to a doctor
it's not worth the despair
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