Whats the most cringeworthy thing youve witnesses /r9k/?
>friend gets engaged, its a toss up betwene me and a guy called Kevin whos going to be best man
>end up being kevin due to him knowing the Groom for mnost of his life, despite me knowing him slightly less time
>kinda annoyed but hey ho
>its a well known fasact that this Kevin fancies the pants off of the Bride, but he hasnt told many people, the groom doesnt believe it
>Gets to wedding, normal kind of wedding, with a fancy reception at some resturant across the road
>comes to best man speech
>kevins awfully sweaty and looks real wound up, people assume its because of the speech
>gets 5 mins into speech and drops to one knee
>sophia i dont want you to marry him ive loved you since year 9 in high school you deserve to be with me not him, im the one who buys you flowers ever week and leavs them at your office not him.
>the scilence in the room was not just deafening but physically painful to sit in
>the brides parents and brother make a dart for him and he runs out of the Pation doors onto the grounds and runs off
>we havnt seen him in 3 days
whats your most cringeworthy experience /r9k//
if the only thing you can find wrong with me is my grammar then you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel you "fucknut"
Oh God, dude. That's more hilarious than cringeworthy
At least he had the balls to express these feelings, not like 99% of the virgin sea that is r9k
>these are adults I'm talking about
>young, but old enough to know right from wrong
>professionals, Kristina is a secretary, Bryan is an engineer, Mike is a consultant from Canada, all work for different companies in the same factory
>Kristina marries Bryan. Very cool, I went to the reception
>Acts like a bitch to everyone
>stereotypical mean girl
>future reality show star, always talking about Bryan this and he bought me that
>Bryan is a Chad, she won the fucking lottery
>only really has one job from now on, keep him happy in whitebread Michigan, give him a couple of kids, she'd never have to work another day in her life
>a year later they divorce
>Mike's company moved him to Indiana.
>Kristina was fucking Mike before, during, and after the wedding, all through the marriage
>moved to Indiana to be with mike
>he dumps her for the younger, hotter secretary at that factory.
I guess I felt really bad for Bryan since he was only doing what he was supposed to do. He was a Chad, his sister was a Stacy, everyone had professional jobs, the girls used to go to the spa together, this was how things worked.
But you're right, Roastina got what was coming to her to be sure.
>talking with older female coworker
>she asks how old I am
>"oh, thats too bad!"
>"because i'm old!"
>"That's ok, i'm above the age of consent"
As I turned around and started to walk away, what I had just said started to sink in. I still remember this from time to time and scream internally.
What you said was not cringeworthy. You were simply informing the old lady that should you both be interested it is indeed legal to perform intercourse with one another. This might be an important factor before you woo her with your manly charms.
>correcting and complaining about grammar
>calls people retards
you really are special arent you kiddo
someone's salty, feed me your rage it sustains me
Maybe I'm wrong I just recognised the "hey ho" shite from my Rochdale-born mum and it read a lot like someone I knew during my Lancashire childhood. Trying too hard to express the dialect online and that.
Never known a Kevin though.
Feed me your salty tears they suatain me anon, your unbridled childish rage will keep me going for some time.
I was at a nerdshit convention once because there was a HEMA sort of display on and I wanted to join the group. Outside the hall there was an autistic nerd dressed as some anime character pulled out his plastic Katana and threatened another autistic nerd in a trench coat with toys guns strapped to his legs and a crudely home made wooden sword to duel him on the spot.
Trenchcoat just looked at him and said 'Put it like this. This is a real sword'. Caught me watching paused for a few seconds and then visibly died of embarrassment.
I hope they got their shit together in the resulting years.
How the fuck do you recognise an accent via text you cunt?
It's not common and rather cringey in most circumstances but I've definitely seen people type in a way that shows their dialect before. I've known northern welsh people who do it too. Same way some people talk in fake ebonics I guess I to show how you would speak in an informal situation.
Don't know if it's the same in the South most of their accents sound the same to me (bar west country).
In the Navy, black guy who looks like Urkel, high pitched voice and the glasses, we are on a carrier in Norfolk, he starts staying off the ship, gets a part-time job delivering pizza, tells everyone he has a fiance, and she just had his baby, we have been in port for 4 months, after a 9 month deployment, he met her a dance when we got home, wait a minute, he tells us the kid is 5 months premature, see a picture the kid is like 11 pounds, he drives her to a state prison, so she can visit her other 5 kids dad, they get married, he adopts her kids, starts being late to muster, gets captains mast, confined to ship, I get $25 to escort her aboard to visit, wear a sign saying escort, she is 300lbs and about 45, he is 19, she eats on the ship and leaves, all the kids are in the car waiting, we are getting ready to head to sea, she tell the captain he is not helping the family, gets his whole check turned over to her, we make port in the Majorca, he goes AWOL, afraid she will cheat on him, we get home, he gets caught, sent to Leavenworth for 8 years and gets a dishonorable discharge, all over a fat, worthless nigger
Sounds like Kristina is a Canadian Cock Concubine. Sorry aboot that.
I THREW MY CELLPHONE ACROSS THE ROOM YOU CUNT
The worst was probably in middle school where a kid actually did the Naruto ninja run in the hallway and almost tripped on a backpack in the hallway, it got real quiet quick some people snickered but it was so quiet after he went in, this kid also did practice Jitsus in the cafeteria and took it so seriously.......Jesus christ
Literally reeked of Autism