Hi everyone! Instead of being negative all the time, let's

>she does not exist

>>25985645
>>she plays videogames
>>she watches anime
>implying those aren't redflags

>>25985653
>she does not exist so she can never suffer

>She's 2D
>She's been muted for 2 seconds, because her comment was not original

>she's exactly the same as one of my online male friends except is a girl and straight

>she was abused as a kid like I was
>batshit crazy
>she's turned out like me
>the female me

Doesn't exist...

the very concept of green/red flags for women are flawed to me because I can't divide an empty set into proper subsets

>>25985645
>she pushes you to better yourself, and isn't a bitch about it

>>25985645
>she's skeptical of everything
>she's G E N U I N E

>She has a vagina
>She has long hair

> he's a loner like me and doesn't care about having friends
> he's loyal
> clingy
> he only wants me and likes to spend time as much as possible together
> wants to go on road trips

>>25985883
First post right here check my dubs too.

>>25985645
>she believes in monogamy
>she want to have children
>she want to build our relationship with me
>she think that divorce is very bad thing
>she listen to rock
>she don't like pop (or at least most of her favourite songs aren't pop)
>she is funny
>she has similar kind of humor like me
>she like exercising
>she like to play videogames
>she likes sports
Tfw I will never date any girl with any of these things

>she reads this
>she says how much she loves me

>>25985883
also

> he's possessive
> sexual, and makes sure to show how much he wants me, like wake me up in the middle of the night and just take me
> he's caring, supportive
> willing to teach me all the kinky stuff he'd like to do with me and be ok with me not being that experienced

>She doesn't hold in her farts

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>She genuinely cares about and believes in you because she has seen through your mask and understands what kind of person you truly are but dare not show to anyone

>>25986003
i like my woman who fart like ogres

>>25985645
>She's under 200 lbs
>She doesn't have a child
Its literally all I ask for

>she understands comic book characters
>she enjoys video games

>>25985883
> wants to go on road trips
Georgia? This one reminded me of someone

>he's NEETlife or has a similarly relaxed lifestyle
>curly brown hair
>very physically affectionate, likes lots of touching during sex, not very fetishy
>not too heavy on the dominance/submission sort of thing, but a little bit of dominance is okay
>childish, but serious when he needs to be
>cute smile
>loner-type
>smart, probably smarter than me (b-but not too much)
>doesn't start bullshit, doesn't accept bullshit, doesn't dramatize unimportant things
>skinny or skinnyfat
>loyal, but not clingy because he doesn't have to be because I would already want to spend all of my time with him to begin with
>is my best friend too

I'm too shitty for someone so wonderful </3

>>25985645
in my experience, these are both huge red flags.

>>25986602
oh and
>emotionally very sensitive
>over the top with lovey shit
>doesn't give a fuck what others think about him or his feelings, knows when he's right and stands firm, knows when he's wrong as well

hhng

>>25986602
>he's NEETlife or has a similarly relaxed lifestyle
Work third shift in a job where I just listen to music for eight hours and stack books, then get comfy at home and do nothing
>curly brown hair
It's brown at least
>very physically affectionate, likes lots of touching during sex, not very fetishy
My dream t.b.h
>not too heavy on the dominance/submission sort of thing, but a little bit of dominance is okay
Virigin so never done any of that shit, but I'd probably [refer to be a bit in charge
>childish, but serious when he needs to be
Yes
>loner-type
no real friends
>smart, probably smarter than me (b-but not too much)
I've been called smart, but I'm just good at memorizing historical facts
>doesn't start bullshit, doesn't accept bullshit, doesn't dramatize unimportant things
Too boring to so that
>skinny or skinnyfat
skelly mode
>loyal, but not clingy because he doesn't have to be because I would already want to spend all of my time with him to begin with
loyal, but I need my own time for my hobbies
>is my best friend too
could do
>>25986625
>emotionally very sensitive
no
>over the top with lovey shit
would love to be, but no gf
>doesn't give a fuck what others think about him or his feelings, knows when he's right and stands firm, knows when he's wrong as well
burned plenty of bridges because of this
How'd I do?
What do you have to offer

>>25986649
>What do you have to offer
Nothing
I'm not even a girl
Hope you find her anon, you sound cute

>>25986693
What a shame anon
Back to my miserable lonliness

>>25985883
>>25985984


Typical whore r9k remember to watch out for these types.

Nowhere in her post did this slut mention anything but things that benefit her and her own shallow lifestyle. She didn't say anything about morality, ideals, life goals, beliefs. And even tho she didn't mention those things she mentioned wanting kinky sex outside of marriage. Only things she listed are things that make her feel good in fact the things she listed I bet she would just use you as a practice beta bf.

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>she enjoys having heavy discussions
>death, end of the world, past, future, human nature time and so forth

>she can make you laugh
>and not because lol I'm so cute look at me shit

>she appreciates things about you most people overlook

>>25985645
>She has the same humour as me. (got some weird humour)
>Has almost the same music taste as I have (I basically listen to every genre, but I don't like all the songs of the particular genre)

That's about it. I like girls with blond hair, but I have no trouble of she has brown hair.

>he is chad

>long (curly or red or both is great) hair
>cute
>knows how to dress
>smart
>appreciates art
>understands what i'm talking about (usually girls don't get at least a half of what i say)

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>>25986755
>she appreciates things about you most people overlook

This ;_;

>>25985645
>Likes British humor
>Would rather spend a night in then night out
>Doesn't pretend to be a "gamer grill" by playing Fallout
>Doesn't pretend she "loves Anime" because she watched Legend of Korra
>Isn't a feminist
>Slightly overweight
>No real goals in life
>No male friends
>No female friends
>No friends
>Exists

This was supposed to be a positive thread but it's even more depressing as there are no woman who are like this.

>>25986836
I know a girl like this, except she does have a goal in life to be a housewife .

>>25986879
That kinda rules out virginity then aswell.

I actually met a QT while at University, I have greentexted about her a few times, she seemed perfect, but she already had a boyfriend who was a chad who had children with another female. Hence QT never mentioned him and wasn't "publicly" with him, feels bad.

>she knows calculus

>she remembers conversations we had
>she's nice to me
>she doesn't make me initiate every conversation
>she's talking to me
>she isn't stingy about giving me attention
>asks actual questions about me
>tells me about her actual self and doesn't hide shit

a green flag for a woman is just where you believe she gives a shit about you and you aren't just Orbiter #03935, that's pretty much it.
everytime i talk to them they make it blatantly clear that i ain't shit.
insta stuck up red flag. go be a stuck up bitch somewhere else.

>>25986782
sup, wanna fuck?

>>25986959
*sploosh*

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>>25985879
>not loving baldies

>>25985645
>she's intelligent
>she's kind
>she's funny
>she initiates conversation
>she's nice to me
>tells me about herself
>doesn't have face caked in makeup

dream woman

Both of those are red flags, OP.

>>25987000
i love cancer patients?

>>25985645
>she wears nothing but knee high stripey socks every day

>>25987009
Not OP,but how?
I don't watch anime, but a gf to play ck2 with would be great
also this >>25987016

>>25987025
She doesn't do it for fun, but for attention. There's never an exception to it.

>>25985645
>she laughs at my jokes

>>25987037
Met an exception before
She was ugly and didn't want to date me

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>>25985847
>>25986020
>>25987000
>>25986003
oh I want.
I actually might have one soon, we are still figuring out stuff.

>she wants to eat her own children after spawning them
>she has magical tits

>>25987060
she has a rocking bod'

>>25985645

>doesn't get freaked out when she sees my 60 liters of pissjugs

OP, you reak of Reddit. Go back.

>she is white, Asian, or Latina
>she is a virgin
>she is 16-21
>she has only dyed her hair in natural colors
>she never wears skimpy clothes
>she is catholic
>she does not use social media too much
>she has kissed less than 5 people
>she is a virgin

In other words "ITT things women won't ever genuinely do"

>>25985645
>she watches anime
RED FLAG
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>>25985750
TeP K0K

>he is 5'8-6'4
>he is confident
>he has a deep voice
>he has had sex with at least 5 girls
>he is dominant

>wants kids
>has no social media accounts
>a few close friends rather than many friends
>introverted
>not afraid to be feminine

>she reads good stuff, not twilight
>listens to music by albums not only by song
>she wants to experience life, to travel, do drugs, do new things in general
>she likes philosophy

>she wears skirts
>she never wears leggings as pants
>she is easily flustered
>she has had less than 4 boyfriends
>she was not popular in high school

>>25985645
>she's interested in me
>she texts first sometimes
>she's not a whore
>shes not above 160 pounds
>she's not >3/10

That's it

>>25987917
>4 girls
Wanna be the 5th babe?

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>she's taller than 6'0
>she never wants kids
>she hates tattoos
>she hates piercings
>she not flat
>she accepts that I'm a weeaboo degenerate
>she can at least appreciate american football

>has a creative hobby they enjoy such as blacksmithing, tabletop RPGs or playing around with music programs
>knows when to get help instead of leaving a job unfinished
>would be interested in cycling together
>wouldn't mind that I'm quiet
>has nice hair or shaves it
>reads books and manga
>likes some videogames
>not an alcoholic
>doesn't smell

>She's a chemical engineer

The dream lads