Who has complete control over their parents?

Got fired from work 7 months ago, supposed to have been looking for work for months now. I haven't.

When they ask me I'll just slam the door in their face and they fuck off.

I use similar tactics, OP. They are surprisingly effective especially on mum.

>I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN SO FUCK OFF BITCH
It's literally true thougj

>>25985311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpACAyWxleE

My parents are divorced and it's really easy to control my mother now that I'm the de facto man of the house. Then again it could be because I earn most of the household's income.

>>25985364
LMAO YOU FUCKING CUCCK

YOUR FATHER LITERALLY KEKOLD YOU

>>25985433
Cuck is no longer filtered Anon.

>>25985456
>paying for the 4chan pass

kek

I've been controlling my mother for over a decade. I've had her trained to bring 3 meals a day directly to my room since I was 15.

I'm basically Cartman.

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>Mother divorced
>Dumb Slavic bitch
>She works, i don't.
>Every now and then the bitch opens her mouth and gets lippy with me
>"GET OFF DA COMPUTAH"
>"GET A DAMN JOB"
>"ALL I DO IS COOK FOR YOU"
>End up putting the bitch in place
>Me: Bitch shut the fuck up before i leave your ass like my dad did
>Runs to the room sobbing
>Hour later i come back and find she cooked me steak and potato.

>>25985364
>I earn most of the household's income.

lol, breadwinner for your own mother. Since you're never gonna get a girl while you're living with your mother, you should get her to suck your dick.

It's way easier than you think. Just act like she's attractive and start manipulating her. Inject some sexual tension here and there.

You'll be fucking her in no time.

This thread is why women need abortion.

nothing too severe but
>got a job
>mum starts telling me i need to start paying rent
>i already pay for my phone, internet and most of the food i eat
>anytime she tells me i just say "i think i'd prefer to move out'
>she is completely dependant on me especially when it comes to things technology
>she realizes she probably couldnt survive without me
>"hahah im just joking anon"

i would honestly love to move out but i can't afford it.

>So I told the bitch to clean my Diapey and she did it! the absolute madwoman. A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do

>>25985121
I just throw tantrums to remind them that I can't cope alone in the real world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

>>25985534
she ought to poison your retarded lazy ass

>>25985311
>>25985121
>I never asked to he born

Yet you still are alive by your own choice

End yourself immediately

>>25985534
>steak and potato
yeah, you do sound slavic yourself, faggot.

>>25985921
Lol you're so gay

Seruoulsy though, why so gay?

>>25985534
>>25985529
>>25985364

I think you guys would easily able keep gfs. But getting them on the other hand... that's the hard part.

>>25985121
First rule of manipulating someone is appearing innocent (the sheep costume).
Second rule of manipulating someone is being pushy, little by little making them give up more and more control (the wolf skin).
Until their will is dead.

>>25986006
Cause i like dick

>>25985534
>steak and potato
Only an inbred slav subhuman would find that appetizing