>"Anon, please get a job. You're wasting your life away playing vidya all day"
>I NEVER ASKED TO BE BORN SO FUCK OFF BITCH
>Dumb Slavic bitch
>She works, i don't.
>Every now and then the bitch opens her mouth and gets lippy with me
>"GET OFF DA COMPUTAH"
>"GET A DAMN JOB"
>"ALL I DO IS COOK FOR YOU"
>End up putting the bitch in place
>Me: Bitch shut the fuck up before i leave your ass like my dad did
>Runs to the room sobbing
>Hour later i come back and find she cooked me steak and potato.
>I earn most of the household's income.
lol, breadwinner for your own mother. Since you're never gonna get a girl while you're living with your mother, you should get her to suck your dick.
It's way easier than you think. Just act like she's attractive and start manipulating her. Inject some sexual tension here and there.
You'll be fucking her in no time.
nothing too severe but
>got a job
>mum starts telling me i need to start paying rent
>i already pay for my phone, internet and most of the food i eat
>anytime she tells me i just say "i think i'd prefer to move out'
>she is completely dependant on me especially when it comes to things technology
>she realizes she probably couldnt survive without me
>"hahah im just joking anon"
i would honestly love to move out but i can't afford it.
First rule of manipulating someone is appearing innocent (the sheep costume).
Second rule of manipulating someone is being pushy, little by little making them give up more and more control (the wolf skin).
Until their will is dead.