Youre welcome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9e Z00bRCGA

>>25984400
>air blown directly on the mic noises, reminding me of a strong winter wind whistling in the trees outside, sending a deathly chill through a drafty house
nah fuck this

i like but dont like how asmr makes me feel

God her skin looks fucking disgusting, and that's with layers of makeup covering it.

I didnt know she had an asmr channel

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my dick is hard for some reason

well boys seems like there's a lot of robots in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFdZWoT5Q4

1.198.897 views

asmr is one of the most retarded things i've seen on the internet. what kind of pathetic creature watches this shit?

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wtf is this autistic shit HAHAHAH go back to reddit

also pic related

>>25986059

when loneliness gets to a certain level this comforts people, i can't get into it because if i hear the voice and noises i have to have the body to touch etc, so it breaks the deal for me since a pillow does not have the texture of skin.

there's a huge audience for this kind of things

>>25986068
HAHAHAH go back to reddit

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>>25986101
no i like it here, you fucking permavigin loser

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ASMR top tier list:
>Dmitri
>Maria
>WhispersRed
>EphemeralRift

Whore tier:
>The bitch who did the blunt tutorial
>Hungry Lips
>Psychetruth

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>>25986299
>insulting people on 4chan

Carry on m8, but be wary of that edge, you might cut yourself

>Asmr

I want this fucking meme to end. This shit doesn't work, it's just another way for dumb normies to oogle at girls and for talentless roasties to make money with no effort. Making little noises in a fucking microphone should not get you money.

If you watch asmr you don't belong here.

>>25986343
Psychetruth is great, faggot.

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>>25986343
>not watching asian ASMR
>wanting to hear poorly acted and poorly rehearsed, severely cringe-inducing shit in English instead of cute stuff in Japanese/Korean/whatever

Step it up, nigga.

>>25986467
It works like meditation for me. Really calms me and eases my stress. Makes me happier and more at ease for the rest of the day.

>>25984400
thanks based anon, now i got a new fetish

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He only found out about Jellybean now. What does it feel like to be a newfag?

asmr only works when im drunk

>>25986874
Is that a real gun?

>>25986467
butthurt ignoramus detected

ITT: amateur night and newfags shit up r9k

>>25986467
>ASMR doesn't work for me therefore everybody is faking it

My penis is now diamonds.

>>25986343

>hungry lips

regularly jerk off
wonder when she'll cross over to doing cam shit

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>>25984400
I don't get it why isn't she being fucked?

>>25984400

What the fuck. This is really a new low. Fucking I thought stereo haircut bullshit was weird but omg. I would fucking institutionalize my daughter if I caught her doing autistic shit like this.

>>25984400
I am imagining she is worshiping my cock with her lips

>>25987408
so you would have her locked up if she did cosplay or played House with her friends?
ASMR is just roleplaying in front of a camera.

might as well lock people up if they touch a camera because there is worse garbage on Youtube.

>>25986467
This

Everyone else is beta faggot Reddit cucks

>>25987186
You're just a normie oogling at 3DPD making shitty noises in a camera. What the fuck are you supposed to feel by listening to a bunch of noises in an expensive mic? Nothing, you're in to oogle at 3DPD you fucking pleb roastie attentionwhore enabler.

>>25987486
>You're just a normie oogling at 3DPD making shitty noises in a camera.

Then why do boys ASMR me too when I'm only attracted to women and traps?

>>25987500
>and traps

There's your answer.

>>25984400
This is fucking stupid

>hurr I get a boner looking at a hot girl
>she's also making stupid noises

Dumbass faggots

>>25987583
you can see this post
>>25987186

This is pretty good but for me the best is the japanese ear licking stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgP_WeoPIAc&feature=youtu.be

I'll straight up argue with you if you find this shit pathetic.
I can't get this feeling from real people because real people find me cold/ negative. But deep down I have these desires, and this is the only thing I want a gf for. Too bad if I "go into the market" asking this, I'm seen as beta. Despite inherently being attractive to girls who want to seek validation from me.

>>25987486
>What the fuck are you supposed to feel by listening to a bunch of noises in an expensive mic?
>>25987746
I'm gay bruh
ASMR chicks arent remotely sexual to me
It's all about those intense head tingles. I honestly prefer that experience to most opioids out there. I dont know if its an autistic thing or what, but I've experienced it way before i saw the videos. And attractive dudes doing asmr vids kinda distract me and prevent the sensations, so i pretty much only watch the female vids. see >>25987500

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svu4wvWdHwY
>not listening to a cute neko anime girl

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>>25987861
>>25988090

Fucking fat pathetic weebs. This is why women will never like you. Good thing I'll never have to even cross paths with you, since you're trapped in your basement

>>25984400
Wow, I can actually feel hot breath in my ears. But other than that, it's pretty pathetic, IMO.

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>>25986467
>>25987486
>>25987583
But I don't even watch the video. I let it run in the background.

It's relaxing and distracts me from my thoughts.