wtf is this autistic shit HAHAHAH go back to reddit
also pic related
when loneliness gets to a certain level this comforts people, i can't get into it because if i hear the voice and noises i have to have the body to touch etc, so it breaks the deal for me since a pillow does not have the texture of skin.
there's a huge audience for this kind of things
no i like it here, you fucking permavigin loser
ASMR top tier list:
>The bitch who did the blunt tutorial
>insulting people on 4chan
Carry on m8, but be wary of that edge, you might cut yourself
I want this fucking meme to end. This shit doesn't work, it's just another way for dumb normies to oogle at girls and for talentless roasties to make money with no effort. Making little noises in a fucking microphone should not get you money.
>not watching asian ASMR
>wanting to hear poorly acted and poorly rehearsed, severely cringe-inducing shit in English instead of cute stuff in Japanese/Korean/whatever
Step it up, nigga.
He only found out about Jellybean now. What does it feel like to be a newfag?
I don't get it why isn't she being fucked?
What the fuck. This is really a new low. Fucking I thought stereo haircut bullshit was weird but omg. I would fucking institutionalize my daughter if I caught her doing autistic shit like this.
so you would have her locked up if she did cosplay or played House with her friends?
ASMR is just roleplaying in front of a camera.
might as well lock people up if they touch a camera because there is worse garbage on Youtube.
You're just a normie oogling at 3DPD making shitty noises in a camera. What the fuck are you supposed to feel by listening to a bunch of noises in an expensive mic? Nothing, you're in to oogle at 3DPD you fucking pleb roastie attentionwhore enabler.
This is pretty good but for me the best is the japanese ear licking stuff
I'll straight up argue with you if you find this shit pathetic.
I can't get this feeling from real people because real people find me cold/ negative. But deep down I have these desires, and this is the only thing I want a gf for. Too bad if I "go into the market" asking this, I'm seen as beta. Despite inherently being attractive to girls who want to seek validation from me.
>What the fuck are you supposed to feel by listening to a bunch of noises in an expensive mic?
I'm gay bruh
ASMR chicks arent remotely sexual to me
It's all about those intense head tingles. I honestly prefer that experience to most opioids out there. I dont know if its an autistic thing or what, but I've experienced it way before i saw the videos. And attractive dudes doing asmr vids kinda distract me and prevent the sensations, so i pretty much only watch the female vids. see >>25987500
Fucking fat pathetic weebs. This is why women will never like you. Good thing I'll never have to even cross paths with you, since you're trapped in your basement
But I don't even watch the video. I let it run in the background.
It's relaxing and distracts me from my thoughts.