Is there anybody here who killed themselves that wouldn't

DONT fuck up. It hurts.

1) suicide is a joke don't do it
2) please don't do suicide
3) you literally have no reason to suicide, trust me. you're white and have so much potential.
3) unless you're a nigger, you have no reason to suicide.

5) exit bag is a meme and doesn't work
6) the most effective way to suicide without pain is to overdose on some drug

good luck and don't suicide unless you're black.

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>>25983700

>tfw no reason to suicide and no reason to live

>>25983571
>anybody here who killed themselves
That's unlikely.

But take it from me, I tried cutting, and it's too painful. I wasn't even trying to kill myself, I was just an edgy faggot. Try another quicker and less painful method.

>>25983700

this desu

don't do it unless you're black OP. I know this sounds like a platitude but you really do have potential if you're not black.

it's not worth it. as someone who is presumably not black your life has worth.

>>25983700
>Most effective way is drug overdose
>Most drug overdose's fail

The best way is a shotgun to the head OP

Something like a 99% success rate. Very quick.

>>25983744
Also, there's the minimum possible pain from that method unless you butcher the shot.

The real pros use a triple suicide method. Back ups in case the other's fail. The last thing you want to be is a vegetable in a hospital.

>>25983744
nice dubs bro, i also got dubs haha

anyway what i was thinking was that most people who OD on drugs are ODing on like benadryl or some shit like those teenage retards do. i'm talking serious drugs. heroin etc.
there is shit more lethal and quicker than heroin if you know where to look.

i'm 100% serious about the black thing though, no reddit implied. i fucking hate black "people". if you're a person that happens to be black, that's fine. but if you're a nigger, just take your "nine" or whatever the fuck you stole from a law abiding citizen and kill yourself.

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>>25983757
>Be robot
>Load up shotgun
>Get ready to pull trigger
>Shells spill out of pockets
>Spaghetti and Shotguns shells all over the floor
>Bend over to pick them up
>Don't want to leave a mess
>Shotgun slips
>Bang
>Arm feels wet
>Look down
>Shot arm with shotgun slug
>Can't move arm
>Can't rack the slide with one hand.
>Pass out
>Wake up in hospital

REEEEEEEEEEEEE