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I'm going to meet my sister for the first time tomorrow, what do I say to her? I'm nervous.
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>>25983303
>>25983303
>first time tomorrow

looks like you are already on the right track.
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>>25983303
Story?

if she's hot ask her for sex at the moment you make visual contact for the first time.
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Have you talked to her online or over the phone at least? That should make things better. I'll be meeting my sister in real life for the first time in February
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>>25983439
this nigga is my nigga!
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>>25983500
>>25983303


so many robots getting laid in less than a month!

i cant handle this shit!
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>>25983439
She's my half-sister. My dad was cheating behind my mom's back with some other woman. My dad was also cheating behind that woman's back. I never got to meet her but she reached out to me recently.

>>25983500
I have for a little bit.
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>>25983545

so let me this if i got this right?

she wants the D!
and she came to you first!

motherfucker!

you my friend are one lucky man!
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>>25983545
How old are you and how old is your sister?
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>>25983650

pure lust and ecstasy have no age anon.
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>>25983650
I'm 23 and she's 18.
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>>25983724
she wanted to save herself for you instead of chad

dont be a KEK
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>>25983786
cuck is now word filtered to kek? fuck off C U C K
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>>25983717
Bitch was annoying but I would fuck her even if she was my sister
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>>25983786
>>25983802

no one invited your reading comprehension lacking ass in here.
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>>25983303
>>25983520
>>25983717

>you will never have a sister
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Is it normal my twelve year old step-sister is a nervous wreck? She's pulling her hair out and only leaves her room to piss.
I think the internet is fucking her up
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>>25983545
all i can say is don't expect her to consider you as her real brother. half siblings, especially ones that are "discovered" like you are with her, usually just turn out to be total strangers. there is capability for sex between you two because you're a total stranger.
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>>25983859

you know what she needs...
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just comment that you like her outfit and smile at her,

what color hair dos she have op
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>>25983545
your dad is a fucking scumbag

which is why you're here, women love fucking scumbags
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>>25983969

ok ill be honest here i love the fact that OP was asking about serious advice regarding his sister and i systematically turned this into an incest thread.

i love you arcanine
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>>25983938
Dude, shut the fuck up, I'm afraid of vaginas why do you think I'm here
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>>25983997
"I systematically turned this"
no you didn't retard, nobody changed what they were going to post because of you

actually go back to reddit
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>>25983303
cuck
testing testing 3resf3
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>>25983413
underrated post as fuck right here familioncino's
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Don't say a word and just dance for the whole night anon.
It's the right thing to do
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have fun anons

https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Oral-Hygiene

it's a wild ride
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OP here. She's my sister guys, I doubt she'll want to have sex with me. She is aware shes my sister after all.
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>>25984564
its like you want chad to do it first, how bout you forget about your cuck fetish for one second and actually go for it
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Ayano is sexy
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>>25984429
best way to break the ice with your sister desu
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I saw my step sister 2 weeks ago for the first time in like 10 years, she contacted my nomie sister on face-book. Decided to go to the shops with my mother and my sister ( mother was dropping her off since my sister and her step-sister were meeting up), just nodded my head at her when i saw her and went on my way.

Never spoke to her.
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I have an older half-sister that reached out to me a few years ago, through myspace, because myspace was a thing back then.

Turns out that my mum was the one that my dad left her mum for. My dad then left when I was 8 for various reasons.

Just go to the pub, meet them. Literally b urself. You don't have to impress them.

Get ready to explain why you're a robot, they'll probably ask about your life.
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>>25983303
>what do I say to her?
Ayyo gurl! Want sum fuk?
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Have sex with her, wincest is the best.
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>>25983545
so not truly blood related

J-J-J-J-JAM IT IN
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>>25985612
>so not truly blood related
Nigger what.
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>>25985634
if you only share a father (as opposed to a mother) it doesn't really count
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>>25983413
10/10 original comment tbdesusenpai
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>>25985663
um anon

are you okay
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>>25986360
it's true m8
there are less complications and such because genetically, you share way less with a same-father-sibling than a same-mother-sibling
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I know people will throw the whole incest meme about you, well she's only a half sister, but honestly you won't let some chad have her and use her up right? If she needs love made to her don't be afraid
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Discuss your father.
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>>25983303
Are you a disappointment?
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>>25983303
>I'm going to meet my sister for the first time tomorrow
give your mother birth to her tomorrow?
as a baby she dont even who you are and dont care either, her brain is not developed enough.
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>>25983938
YEAH RIGHT XDXXXD?
fucking degenerates.
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when she wants to know about what kind of person you are, redpill her on roasties, Stacy Chad, the cock carousel, normies, cucking etc.

When she walks away in disgust, call her a roastie whore
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What's actually is going to happen is the meeting will probably be short and awkward because you too are pretty much total strangers who's only connection with each other is from your dad cheating then you will never talk after meeting once
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>>25987163
considering the sister reached out to OP, you can assume she at least will make some effort to create a connection
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>>25983303
I have no idea, but you'd better greentext this tomorrow.
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I don't talk to my half sister.
She raised herself and is now a successful doctor.
I had 2 parents and I'm a suicidal degenerate waste of space.
Fuck everything
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Start off with asking her who her favorite yuru yuri is.
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