The Perfect Bath

You need a jacuzzi.

>>25980940
Seriously what is the point of taking a bath for relaxation without jacuzzi jets

>>25980894
>Anything that can be added to the water?

Sounds like you've got it covered chief

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>>25980990
Anything besides Epsom salts and bubble bath? I haven't tried milk bath, chocolate bath, or anything like that yet. Jello bath would be fun.

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>>25981041
All you need is some chocolate cocks and laddies pussies breh and maybe a luxury brew like pic related

>>25981091
Ah, I didn't think about drinks. I normally have cold water because I get so thirsty.

baths make me really uncomfortable because of the heat

>>25980894
Damn now I want to have the same...

But I don't have any bath accessory, not even salts or a waterproof vibrator!

>>25981215
Yeah sometimes I get sick. Sometimes it irritates my perineum from sitting on a hard floor.

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>>25981248
A bag of salt can be purchased for about $5. This gets you 3 servings.
Apparently Mr Bubbles is not good for vaginas but I don't have a vagina

My baths are never that intricate OP
I usually just play with toys or pretend I'm the god of an ocean and each bubble cluster is a little society and then I think about what kinds of people live there
No sexy stuff desu but that sounds nice
You're quite the bathmaster

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>>25981370
I have some boats, but I'm not entirely pleased with them. I had an inflatable raft with transparent bottom for viewing the floor but it vanished. Many of my boats are gone. All I have now is a plastic GI Joe raft. I'd love to get a wooden boat or a castaway style makeshift raft and some figures.

The fucking tub stop sometimes gets turned slightly sideways and I don't realize the water is slowly draining and I waste hot water.
Sometimes I have to wait for the hot water to regenerate and totally refill the tub.

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>tfw 25 and play with toy boats

>>25982644
What kind of boats?

>>25981370
>I usually just play with toys or pretend I'm the god of an ocean and each bubble cluster is a little society and then I think about what kinds of people live there

Holy shit, I do this exact same thing,

>>25981623
>The fucking tub stop sometimes gets turned slightly sideways and I don't realize the water is slowly draining and I waste hot water.
Iktf
Every time
My stop doesn't fit my drain perfectly for some reason so I have to get it just right or else this happens

>tfw 6'2''
>tfw limbs are too long to comfortably enjoy baths

>>25983818
Time for extended tub.
I wish my tub was inside a space capsule or had a tent over it. Also reminds me I need a new inflatable pillow with suction cups.

I sometimes use those Lush bath bombs that change the color and make it smell really good

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>>25980894
>long, hot bath

Enjoy losing your skin at the age of 35 faggot

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>>25980894
This is what came into my mind: Champagne and rubber ducks.

>>25984218
What's going on in this picture, fampai?

>>25985113
Neutron radiation. Some jap guy picked up a contaminated control rod and it fucked all his DNA. Skins started peeling off etc. he was in a coma for most Of it but it was a very painful way to die

>>25980894


>that orgasmic shivering feel when you submerge yourself into the warm water

bath is one of my favorite passtime. I wish I could live in water all the time. Feels natural

>>25985205
>it but it was a very painful way to die
I don't agree, he was under anaesthetics all the time, also his nerves stopped to work too so he did not feel pain

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Bath time is best time. Nothing is quite as relaxing as taking a hot bath and just slowly falling asleep.

Only problem is my nose might itch, and when I scratch it I get water on my nose. Then I go to wipe the water off my nose but get water on my nose when I wipe it off, so I just sit there sleepily wiping water off my nose until I wake up.

Feels bad man.

I'm sitting in the tub as we speak, it's fucking filthy but I take what I can get. I think I have a UTI because my urethra was itchy as fuck earlier.

I'm about to take an Epsom salt bath right now

>>25980894
Get yourself a play pirate ship, I've had hours of fun with mine in the bath.

I like to make it sink slowly and pretend there are people on board still when it goes under like titanic.

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>>25985741
Here is a pic of what it looks like.

>>25980894
I like taking long baths too, but I don't really put a lot of effort into making it "good" or anything.
I usually just take milk baths.

All of you normalfags talking about epsom salts, why not ditch the boring stuff and invest in some bath toys like a pirate ship and alphabet that sticks to the wall when wet?

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>using bath toys
>not playing vidya while taking a bath

>>25980894
I take hour long showers every time.

I sit on the floor and /escapism/.

Shits comfy.

>>25985840
If you wanna fuck your DS up be my guest.

>>25985859
Just put a plastic bag over it, or play it outside of the edge on the bathtub.

>>25985880
>Just put a plastic bag over it
>play it outside of the edge on the bathtub
Fuck that shit.
Hows about contemplation and relaxation.
That's what bathing is about.
I'll play my DS when I take a shit though

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>tfw apartment landlord posts notice about how your building is using excess water
>tfe you regularly shower in the morning and bathe in the evening
>tfw you sit in the bath for hours and empty the water and refill it so it stays warm

Misc bath feels
>tfw bathing when it's midday and can leave the bathroom light off
>tfw browsing 4chan on your phone in the tub
>tfw fapping in the tub and trying to wash the jizz off but it mixes with the water and makes a weird substance

I've been bathing almost everyday for years now for relaxation. It's literally my happy place. My sister had taken to the tradition too. Separately of course.

>mfw warm bath after a long day

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I've tried to take my dogs in the tub with me, but they don't like it, not even by themselves.