Any other NEETs like to take long baths?
I use Mr Bubbles and Epsom salts. I'm thinking of getting some boats to play with. I like to have the radio on and listen to a sporting event (though TV would be better) or music.
I sometimes stick a waterproof vibrator in my ass. Candlelight is good too.
Things I wish for:
A couple of black guys who will bear hug me and let me suck their cocks.
A few women who will let me eat out their asses and pussies in the tub and massage me while I wash their hair.
Any other ideas for a perfect bath? Anything that can be added to the water?
Anything besides Epsom salts and bubble bath? I haven't tried milk bath, chocolate bath, or anything like that yet. Jello bath would be fun.
All you need is some chocolate cocks and laddies pussies breh and maybe a luxury brew like pic related
A bag of salt can be purchased for about $5. This gets you 3 servings.
Apparently Mr Bubbles is not good for vaginas but I don't have a vagina
My baths are never that intricate OP
I usually just play with toys or pretend I'm the god of an ocean and each bubble cluster is a little society and then I think about what kinds of people live there
No sexy stuff desu but that sounds nice
You're quite the bathmaster
I have some boats, but I'm not entirely pleased with them. I had an inflatable raft with transparent bottom for viewing the floor but it vanished. Many of my boats are gone. All I have now is a plastic GI Joe raft. I'd love to get a wooden boat or a castaway style makeshift raft and some figures.
The fucking tub stop sometimes gets turned slightly sideways and I don't realize the water is slowly draining and I waste hot water.
Sometimes I have to wait for the hot water to regenerate and totally refill the tub.
>I usually just play with toys or pretend I'm the god of an ocean and each bubble cluster is a little society and then I think about what kinds of people live there
Holy shit, I do this exact same thing,
>The fucking tub stop sometimes gets turned slightly sideways and I don't realize the water is slowly draining and I waste hot water.
My stop doesn't fit my drain perfectly for some reason so I have to get it just right or else this happens
>long, hot bath
Enjoy losing your skin at the age of 35 faggot
is what came into my mind: Champagne and rubber ducks.
Neutron radiation. Some jap guy picked up a contaminated control rod and it fucked all his DNA. Skins started peeling off etc. he was in a coma for most Of it but it was a very painful way to die
Bath time is best time. Nothing is quite as relaxing as taking a hot bath and just slowly falling asleep.
Only problem is my nose might itch, and when I scratch it I get water on my nose. Then I go to wipe the water off my nose but get water on my nose when I wipe it off, so I just sit there sleepily wiping water off my nose until I wake up.
Feels bad man.
Get yourself a play pirate ship, I've had hours of fun with mine in the bath.
I like to make it sink slowly and pretend there are people on board still when it goes under like titanic.
>using bath toys
>not playing vidya while taking a bath
>Just put a plastic bag over it
>play it outside of the edge on the bathtub
Fuck that shit.
Hows about contemplation and relaxation.
That's what bathing is about.
I'll play my DS when I take a shit though
>tfw apartment landlord posts notice about how your building is using excess water
>tfe you regularly shower in the morning and bathe in the evening
>tfw you sit in the bath for hours and empty the water and refill it so it stays warm
Misc bath feels
>tfw bathing when it's midday and can leave the bathroom light off
>tfw browsing 4chan on your phone in the tub
>tfw fapping in the tub and trying to wash the jizz off but it mixes with the water and makes a weird substance
I've been bathing almost everyday for years now for relaxation. It's literally my happy place. My sister had taken to the tradition too. Separately of course.
>mfw warm bath after a long day
I've tried to take my dogs in the tub with me, but they don't like it, not even by themselves.