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Robots, would you ever join the military?...
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Robots, would you ever join the military? is that a bad idea?
I'm sick of my wage cuck job, wanna get in shape and do something different.
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Just got out.
It was the happiest I've ever been.Best bros I've ever met too
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Soldiers are the ultimate cucks.
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Only if there was a war going on, only a fool joins peace-time unless you like cleaning rocks and polishing your shoes all day. If another war like Iraq/Afghanistan happens again and they need people, I'll be one of the first in line.

> wanna get in shape

Join a gym.
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>>25980634
w-was it scary, anon?
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I'd like to. I'd probably make a good officer
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>>25980607
>Robots
i have this problem i cant understand what people are meaning
probably im slighty retarded
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>>25980705
>I'd probably make a good officer

You and ever other call of duty player thinks the same.
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>>25980710
No, you're just a newfag. Lurk more.
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>>25980634
did you kill anyone?
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>>25980665
Yeah at first,then you get used to it.

Your whole life changes.How you think,act,talk, all that shit changes.

It's a big adjustment,but once you figure it out it's too easy. You get paid to work out/shoot guns/get drunk/play video games in the barracks with a bunch of guys from all over the US.
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>>25980718
CoD never puts you in a commanding position though
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>>25980749
Yeah,and lots of time
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>>25980749

This isn't the movies, you don't shoot people within 5 meters of each-other and go to check if you killed him / her. A lot of the time the dead / wounded are brought back.

>>25980778

Why are you lying? you probably didn't even serve. Dumbo.
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>>25980705
>beta robot
>officer

Too afraid to approach a girl... but I'd be fine at giving orders to other men in a combat situation.
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>>25980774
You're general material.
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Tried to join airforce, they told me i had to go play a team sport if i wanted to join

fuk dat
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>>25980786
funny how that is...
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>>25980774
The game doesn't need to put you in such a position, for your autistic mind to gather enough autism to claim you'd be a fine officer.

I'm glad as fuck to even apply for an officers position it's a lengthy process, and you have to jump through multiple hoops and score great on your aptitude tests.
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>>25980781
Yeah,no compounds were cleared in Afghanistan.
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>>25980815
is counter strike a sport?
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>>25980841
i actually tried to explain how wow raiding and dota was similar to sports but they werent buying it
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I play Arma 3. Its basically the real thing. Obviously without the running and shit, because fuck that.
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If I lived in Europe or America and wasn't a manlet then I would.
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>>25980786
This, imagine the beta trying to control his own nerves let alone his troops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqNfk5Lh8xA

The stuff you read on r9k is hilarious, video related. That would be the anon in his officers position except crawled up into a ball crying.
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>>25980809
Thanks anon I think so too
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>>25980607
guessing you're an ausfag, been in for a year
if you got any questions ask
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>>25981099
okdoke
is the money good?
where have you been stationed
how has it affected your family/relationships
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>>25981254
>how has it affected your family/relationships

You won't even pass the psych.
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>>25980607
Manual labor job, save up easily if you aren't a retard like most of the people there, & use the savings for travelling. Do that instead of risking your life for kikes
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>>25981254
>is the money good?
went from 280 a fortnight(centrelink) to 1500+
>where have you been stationed
ive been all acros the east coast but from this year ill be staying at ipswich
>how has it affected your family/relationships
im a robot so I havent felt anything really
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The Government is running a psy-op promotion on 4chan. They're trying to pull you no life cucks and whore you out for the banks. How has no one else seen this? I'd make an infograph but honestly you deserve to fall for it if you're not above it
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>>25981395
not bad, im on about 1200 a fortnight.
east coast isn't bad, paranoid about getting posted in Darwin or some hot shit hole like that.
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>>25980607
thinking of going to the army, but im about 10lbs overweight for my height, and a girl likes me and im afraid to leave her
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>>25981470
Do you honestly think the government is actively seeking out robots from a Singaporan fish forum that's known to have pedos and serial killers?
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>>25981496
I'm posted to Darwin atm mate, but not Army, I'm RAAF. Still a decent posting here PROVIDED you're not in a field intensive unit.
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>>25980607
>wanna get in shape

They want you to be in shape before you join tho
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>>25980607
Yeah I would. Fuck paying for college.
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>>25980607
I joined the military straight out of high school thought I would be a total bad ass. You wanna know what happened?

I got deployed, got ambushed, got shot 3 times, watched a lead vehicle blow up and someone that I went through boot camp with die right in front of me while whimpering about not wanting to die.

I got honorably discharged, got a dumb ass medal that's god knows where. Women all want to sleep with me because they think I'm so "brave" when in reality I was a total pussy and scared to death when I was out there and I hate myself now.

Now I hate everyone and drink myself to sleep every night. Go ahead and join, you might love it, I sure didn't.
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>>25981633
leave her. You could get any civilian bitch you want when you come back
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I'm making 50,000k a year to school through my country's program to fast track pilots. No school costs aren't deducted from that figure.
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>>25981834
For the record, I am 22 years old and my entire life is terrible. I've tried killing myself and have fucked up every relationship I've been in the most recent one I fucking loved her and broke her heart, left her crying and alone.

I have severe ptsd to the point if someone even slams a door I panic.
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>>25981773
what are some good positions in the airforce which might actually get me a good civilian job afterwards
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>>25981834
well damn. To be sincere with you sibling unit #127 that's very tough. I hope you get through what your going through.
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>>25981863
i kinda don't want to leave her tho, im 19 shes 31, im really thinking of joining or just suck it up, get a job and go to college
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>>25981894
NOTHING combat related. Being an ADG or AFPOL give you fuck all.

Supply gives you licences for trucks, forklifts, and logistics certificates, Movements is just heavy vehicles.

All the technician spots are one way to go, as you'll no doubt get a job with Qantas, Jetstar, etc when you get out being an aircraft technician.

IT positions like CETECH give you awesome qualifications, CISCON does not, and neither does Intelligence.

Admin roles are not that decent either, but a cruisey job depending on where you are posted.

Trade musterings are the way to go my man - plumber, electrician, etc. Defence pays for ALL the training.
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>>25981910
Dude you to young to be thinking that way. She's already too old for you family. Join the army and become a better you. When you come back sh'll want you even more
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