Robots, would you ever join the military? is that a bad idea?
I'm sick of my wage cuck job, wanna get in shape and do something different.
Only if there was a war going on, only a fool joins peace-time unless you like cleaning rocks and polishing your shoes all day. If another war like Iraq/Afghanistan happens again and they need people, I'll be one of the first in line.
> wanna get in shape
Join a gym.
Yeah at first,then you get used to it.
Your whole life changes.How you think,act,talk, all that shit changes.
It's a big adjustment,but once you figure it out it's too easy. You get paid to work out/shoot guns/get drunk/play video games in the barracks with a bunch of guys from all over the US.
This isn't the movies, you don't shoot people within 5 meters of each-other and go to check if you killed him / her. A lot of the time the dead / wounded are brought back.
Why are you lying? you probably didn't even serve. Dumbo.
Too afraid to approach a girl... but I'd be fine at giving orders to other men in a combat situation.
The game doesn't need to put you in such a position, for your autistic mind to gather enough autism to claim you'd be a fine officer.
I'm glad as fuck to even apply for an officers position it's a lengthy process, and you have to jump through multiple hoops and score great on your aptitude tests.
I play Arma 3. Its basically the real thing. Obviously without the running and shit, because fuck that.
This, imagine the beta trying to control his own nerves let alone his troops.
The stuff you read on r9k is hilarious, video related. That would be the anon in his officers position except crawled up into a ball crying.
>is the money good?
went from 280 a fortnight(centrelink) to 1500+
>where have you been stationed
ive been all acros the east coast but from this year ill be staying at ipswich
>how has it affected your family/relationships
im a robot so I havent felt anything really
The Government is running a psy-op promotion on 4chan. They're trying to pull you no life cucks and whore you out for the banks. How has no one else seen this? I'd make an infograph but honestly you deserve to fall for it if you're not above it
thinking of going to the army, but im about 10lbs overweight for my height, and a girl likes me and im afraid to leave her
I joined the military straight out of high school thought I would be a total bad ass. You wanna know what happened?
I got deployed, got ambushed, got shot 3 times, watched a lead vehicle blow up and someone that I went through boot camp with die right in front of me while whimpering about not wanting to die.
I got honorably discharged, got a dumb ass medal that's god knows where. Women all want to sleep with me because they think I'm so "brave" when in reality I was a total pussy and scared to death when I was out there and I hate myself now.
Now I hate everyone and drink myself to sleep every night. Go ahead and join, you might love it, I sure didn't.
For the record, I am 22 years old and my entire life is terrible. I've tried killing myself and have fucked up every relationship I've been in the most recent one I fucking loved her and broke her heart, left her crying and alone.
I have severe ptsd to the point if someone even slams a door I panic.
well damn. To be sincere with you sibling unit #127 that's very tough. I hope you get through what your going through.
NOTHING combat related. Being an ADG or AFPOL give you fuck all.
Supply gives you licences for trucks, forklifts, and logistics certificates, Movements is just heavy vehicles.
All the technician spots are one way to go, as you'll no doubt get a job with Qantas, Jetstar, etc when you get out being an aircraft technician.
IT positions like CETECH give you awesome qualifications, CISCON does not, and neither does Intelligence.
Admin roles are not that decent either, but a cruisey job depending on where you are posted.
Trade musterings are the way to go my man - plumber, electrician, etc. Defence pays for ALL the training.