You can befriend a member of a race from the covenant Who

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Brutes

Fuck everyone else

>Elites cuck you
>Brutes are niggers
>Dont think Hunters are even sentient
>Jackals are creepy
Only option is a grunt, grunts are cool

>>25980466
>Elites cuck you
How?

>>25980466
>can make alliances, get emotionally enraged and saddened when a battle buddy dies

Nigga they sentient as fuck

>>25980492
BIG ELITE COCK

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Huragok

>biological super computers

>>25980427
If I pick the Elites does that mean I get to hang out with Keith David? Otherwise I'd pick the prophets.

>>25980447
I want a book or comic that is from the brutes pov

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>tfw no cute, shy engineer gf

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>>25980427
can I have flaming recon?

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>>25980427
The hunter because their guns sound badass as fuck and they always come in twos

>>25980853
Only if you get a Jtag or Rgh instead.

>>25980924
>tfw you only ever kill one hunter and let the other live alone.

>>25980427
Obviously Engineers.

>>25981101
Tbh they would commit suicide if they ever calmed down

>>25980427
I'd befriend a grunt.

Don't really know how I'd get him a constant methane supply though.

>>25980427
>not befriending the flood

>>25981313
>Befriend flood
>Become Gravemind
>Send minions out to fuck shit up
>Conquer Galaxy
>Live forever
Flood obviously best choice.

Sangheili
>Tfw no hinge-head to teach me how 2 energy sword

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>>25980427
Fuck you I want to be a Spartan II

>>25982505
>i want to be a kid who was abducted and given a shit ton of biology changing drugs and turned into a freak and used as human labor by ONI to oppress human colonies
Sounds fucking awful. People forget that before the Covenant shit, Spartans were used to fuck with other humans by the government,

>you will never again be a carefree teen playing halo 3 custom games
>all of the instafull lobbies for infection games are long forgotten among a sea of social media selfie kids
>it's been 9 years since you finished the fight

I'd go with Hunter. It'd be nice to have a big guy watch your back.

>>25980427
Grunt would be a dumbass.
Sangheli would be pretentious; probably expects you to use Smogon rules when you play Pkmn.
Jackals are inherently cunts; eating your pets is a big concern knowing how goddamn unstable they are.
Hunter would be okay but it's made out of eels. Slimy furniture is a deal-breaker.
Prophet would try to rape the local altar boys.
Brute is bro: Has a lot of spare razors and cleaning product; a big appetite means you get tons of his leftovers; easy to move TV's and furniture. 10/10 brutebro.

>>25982692
Grunts are actually some of the smartest species in the Covenant FYI. They're simply physically at a disadvantage so they get fucked over a lot.

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>not befriending the arbiter
>not befriending the stranger to his own specie
>not befriending the only real robot

I'm disappointed in you all.

>>25982717
Fair, fair. They're certainly charming, but still seem like doormats. Not too interested in such a bro.

>>25982741
He was a shipmaster in the past and probably slain tons of pussy in his time. In Halo 5 he also controls his own faction which is also has females in it. Arbiter is basically Elite Chad.

>>25982641
hunters are actually a collection of smaller eel like organisms i think so would be kind of hard to befriend

fuck that Id want to be friends with a spartan II.

>>25982812
I feel that would be grounds for a pretty strong bond. From the Halo wiki: Mgalekgolo do not use vocal chords to speak, but instead vibrate their bodies to make a low rumble to produce speech. They are capable of mimicking the language of other species, forming words and sentences that are "felt rather than heard."

>>25980427
>choosing any race other than elites

>>25982634
I don't want these feels. Why does 343 suck so bad

>>25982634
>it's been 9 years since you finished the fight
>Long nights of Playing legendary for the first time with your best friend as Arbiter

I long for those days

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>>25983226
>Friends

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHABAHABAABAHAHAHAHAKEKEKEHAHA

>>25980427
Jackal, Elite, or Hunter
Elites seem pretty alpha, Hunters seem like they might have a softer side, but Jackals are almost always female

>>25980466
>Dont think Hunters are even sentient
theyre fully sentient hiveminds oflittle worm things in a suit of armor