little little wagecuck

Hey I'm not a cuck

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I would love to take two-hour-long shits

> Get big paycheck every two weeks
> Get to shit on company time
> Have more money than most NEETS
> Don't need to depend on another living soul

WEW LAD

Just filed my taxes. NEETies will never know the feeling of being a part of sustaining a whole country (including them). I literally feed you. Without me your nothing, you hear that NEET? Nothing.

>>25978507
>tfw cashed out stocks last week
>tfw have 5 million dollars in the bank now
Going on a trip, sailing across the world now, inviting my investor buddies and my grandfather who mentored me in sailing, he also taught me to never be lazy, and fall for the welfare scam.
Planning to go to the south pacific, already reading up on the local cuisine, man discovering new people and cultures really is exciting and makes working all worthwhile!
What a shame NEETcucks will never do any of that, the closest they'll come to discovering anything is the year-old hotpocket stuck behind their computer monitor.

>>25980636
Most NEETS don't make above 14k. And as of 2016 they've essentially run out of money for the fund altogether. By the end of the year their little world will likely start to implode. Have fun losing 20% of what little earnings you've manged to cling to neet cucks. This is only the beginning.

>>25981085
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/26/1265436/-Disability-benefits-WILL-be-cut-20-in-2016-are-you-okay-with-that

>>25980957
>"you hear that masta? Without me tending to your farm you'd have no food"
You're just a little slave, try not to get too ahead of yourself

>>25980636
You forgot
>get to sick on Mr. Shekelstein's greasy cock

>>25981481
Are you fucking stupid? NEETS are going to go extinct. The Social Security fund is running dry. You may get food stamps by the end of next year if you're lucky faggot.

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>>25981085
>20% of what little earnings you've manged to cling to neet cucks. This is only the beginning

not if bernie has anything to say about it.

>>25978507
are m-military wagecucks

>>25981532
It's not up to a smug kike midget who won't get elected. Admit it shit stain. The little debt racket they're playing with is going to crash it's inevitable. Better work on your pan handling skills. I suggest the banjo.

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I get to go to a job that I love.

My life has meaning and I get to help others. But I'm sure jerking off to blacked and playing the same video games every day give life fulfillment too.

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>>25981518
You silly wagies have been saying that neets will stop getting money for years now. We're still here. The truth is as long as we have wagies like you willing to slave on for Mr. Shekelson Neets will always exist.
Now get back to work

>>25981532
>filename

kek

however just because the whimsical democratic nominee has big promises, does not even remotely mean that he will deliver on them. haven't you learned from obama?

>>25981538
Military personal become the ultimate neets after their contract is over

Hey man I genuinely enjoy my job. I spend time with developmentally disabled people helping them find jobs and keep jobs. It's so rewarding knowing I'm improving the lives of others. Plus I get paid really well so I'm saving up to get my masters

>>25981584
At the end of the day you're not prepared to adapt in the slightest. Keep the dream alive Neet cunt. Once you're cut off that's the death knell.

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>>25980636
>needing a lot of money
i think you should leave chaim

>>25981648
I don't need to adapt. I have a perfect life thanks to all the money that goes to me from all the hard work you do for mr. Shekelson

>>25981641
Jobs that help people never pay well. That's how I know you are lying. You can't make more than 50k a year helping people

>>25981641
>"it's not slavery if I enjoy it, r-right guys"

>>25981667
Jokes on you, I am me. Shekelstien. I am a Jew who makes money through finance.

Easy job, and I don't pay very much in taxes thanks to tricky accounting. I'm the guy that puts eviction notices on your door, rather I hire Jamal to do it.

I know these are daily shitpost threads but does anyone here honestly feel good about not having a job or being a NEET? Because when I wasn't working I was even more depressed and felt like miserable shit all the time.

Maybe it's just me but I need to work just to keep my mind occupied and have something to do with my days. What? you're just gonna browse /r9k/ all fucking day, every day? Because when I was in that position I was even more depressed than I am now.

Nobody can feel good about being a complete piece of shit, I refuse to believe it. I was walking close to the brink of insanity when I was a NEET

>>25981671
I mean in context bro. I make 11 an hour 40 hours a week plus mileage which is usually like 45$ every 2 weeks. It's good money because my last job paid 9.50 an hour. I'm a single guy with low expenses so I'm saving most of the money up in the bank
Sorry that did sound like I was making tons I meant tons from the perspective of a social worker

>tfw just started full time office job for 12 month work experience as part of my uni course
>immediately want to go back to based chill mode university life
>miss my qt friend that i'd work with at uni so much
>instantly go back into depression and anxiety because i can't handle the idea of working in an office for the majority of my life

you guys were right

>>25981695
I do the same thing on the properties I inherited from my dad :)

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>>25981641
>>25981641
A NEET can easily do their job by interacting with them on the city bus and imparting wisdom to retarded people. I taught a retarded kid how to draw and he died 6 months later.
Anyone can do your job and they would be best served if they were let out into the wild so that they can serendipitously cross paths with NEETs so they can have their lives enriched.

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>>25981704
See pic related

But in all honestly if you're sitting around doing nothing then of course you're going to feel like shit. Find a hobby you enjoy doing, or find a way to physically or mentally improve yourself

>>25981704
a normalfag wouldn't understand

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>>25978507
Wagies LITERALLY on suicide watch ahahaha

>>25981745
Dude idgaf if a monkey could do my job, I enjoy it and I feel valued in the organization that's about as good as it gets in human services

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>>25981840
>that's about as good as it gets
I wonder who implanted that thought into your mind?

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33 yr old neet here. Grand wizard, in fact. The impending economic doom will force me to be a barbacoa merchant. 40k saved, I will mod a truck and go to mexican infested areas, best barbacoa tacos and tortas you'll ever have.

>Not paying for Shekelstein's boat
>see my shekels grow

It's good to be a crafty neet.

>>25981867
Working in human services for 3 years. I've had 4 jobs in the field and I spent 2 months as a NEET. And I figured out that I need to have a job where I help people, work no more then 45 hours a week and feel supported by management and this job has all of them. I'll take low wages for the warm and fuzzies you get knowing you've made someone's day better

Oh and I'm getting a masters in social work so I can do all of those things PLUS make big bucks as a therapist. Not to mention the government will pay all my loans after 2 years of work at a masters level

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>>25978507
>tfw I'm a 19 year old wage kek at McDonald's right trying to pay for my education and work 6 hours a day in the morning