>it's another "wagecuck" troll thread

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MANAGER!~

Oh manager! I asked for 3 ketchup packets and was given 5. This is TOO many! I demand they be individually removed by the Employee who placed them!

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>>25978152
Leisure is for the master.
Work is for the slave.

>>25978210
>>25978248
what will you do when your parents die? how will you live?

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>>25978271

>Oh yeah! WHAT the FUCK are you doing to do when your parents die? HUH? HUH? I've got it all figured it out. Work for 50 years-> Retire-> enjoy 3 years of leisure. HAHAHAA stupid NEETS lack my foresight!

>>25978357

I enlisted in the military at a young age and put money away for an RRSP. I can retire with a pension in my early 40s.

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>>25978271
Different guy, but I am accumulating wealth in secret.

Have tons of money I'm putting into saving through online transactions from pursuing my dream career, which is not possible for the wagecuck because ticktock.

Wagecucks are given barely enough money to afford rent while working maximum hours and playing catch up on the weekends. While I, the NEET am able to pursue meaningful endeavors.

I have acquired many many skills and became talented over time while living in my moms basement. Tell me this, if you had all the time in the world for 20+ years, would you not be able to master tons of skills? You spend 8 hours a day + overtime getting treated like shit, then hour long commute on the bus (because mr shekel doesn't pay you enough for a car.) To prepare yourself for the next day. I however, get to use every waking second of that moment to master the violin, pursue my game development DREAM, master art, and publish books. It doesn't end there, I am currently making income off some other things I'm passionate about while making neetbux.

I have a game launching in April, what about you?

>tfw trump rounds up and executes all the worthless NEETs

can't wait

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>>25978485

Yeah, and I'm living off my parent's money. I retired at age 20. When they die, I'm getting my inheritance.

Tick tock wagie! Tick TOCK

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>tfw starting retail wagecucking soon
I really want to stay neet forever, but I have no other options. Parents want to kick me out if I don't start working and I can't get benefits in my country. It fucking sucks.

Wagies, how bad is retail?

>>25978600
you're going to be treated by literal trash by customers and your employers

enjoy!

>>25978509
>implying he won't get BERND
Trumpcucks when will they learn

>>25978600
>constant socializing with the worst types of people ever
Sounds horrible desu.

Being a wagecuck still means I can spend whatever I want on whatever without having to check with Mummy. Better that than some asshole NEET who'll have 3 people attend his funeral.

>>25978152
Are you kidding? I spend half of my shift reading wagecuck threads. Something about how fucking silly posts like >>25978210 are making my lose my shit

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>>25979552
>the wagecuck's life is so miserable, the amount of people that attend his funeral is actually a positive highlight

>>25979552
>i live my life to please other people and not myself

>>25979552
Oh right yeah, how amazing it will be. I slaved away for years on that company, I even went to work on saturdays, making the boss rich while he gave me leftovers, that's maybe why I lost my wife to Jamal form acounting, but FEAR not, after living a meaningless life of broken dreams, 10, TEN, 5+5 people showed up in my FUNERAL, even my Wife, Jamal and their mixed kiddies went, I'm SOOOO HAPPY because 10 people showed up in my funeral to pretend they cared about me, hypocrisy and an empty mediocre life is all I wanted on my final days. Holy moly macaroni, 10 people, can you believe that?

>>25978152
>stock market cuck
feels good man
>inb4 YOURE GONNA LOSE EVERYTHING
no im not. im invincible

Work gives me a sense of fulfillment because nothing else does.
I have no friends.

>>25978210
>Implying you can actually call for the manager and demand things with your autistic and socially akward mumblings.

NEET: m-manager!
Manager: What do you want?!!
NEET: n-nothing *pees himself*

That's the most likely scenario.

>>25978152
>tfw teachercuck
>dealing with teens nowadays is easier than it seems
>9 to 2 job
>No big boss to make rich
>Get to actually make an impact on kids
>or not
>I actually don't care
>Pays well enough

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Here's a meme response for this meme thread

>>25978271
>what will you do when your parents die? how will you live?

disability checks aka autismbux

>>25978492
>have a game launching in April

not that anon, but what game is it familia

>>25979552
>Fuck, after rent, car payments, car insurance, health insurance, groceries, gas, phone/television/internet bills, utilities, and taxes I have $100 left over. I guess I'll put $50 in the bank and blow the other $50 getting drunk at my local greasy bar.
Yup, you can spend your money however you want, AFTER the landlord, the gubbmint, and the corporate overlords get their cut that is.

>tfw wagecucking tomorrow
How do I stay entertained while facing items for 3 hours?

>>25980890
One earbud in for enjoyment, one earbud out just in case. That is, if your workplace allows you to listen to your own music while on the job.

>>25980890
>facing
another retail employee I see

You just have the make the best of it, nearly every job can feel like its sucking the soul from you, your attitude is the only variable you can change.

>>25978542
>>25978271
I inherited all of my dad's money and property he owned that already had wagecuck tenants living in them and I increased their rent. Never had to work a day in my life, never will. Get mad wagie

>>25978509
Implying Bernie won't be elected because he promises all the niggers free shit

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>>25980679
I fixed your picture for you.

NEET bucks about to collapse breaking.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/12/26/1265436/-Disability-benefits-WILL-be-cut-20-in-2016-are-you-okay-with-that

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>>25981394
Not if Bernie has anything to say about it

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>>25980679
>>25981373
Fixed it for both of you narcissistic bastards.

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>>25981739
This has been fixed very well