NO LEAVE ME ALONE

>>25977870
whats wrong with walking

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>>25978086

Last time he told me to come inside before we were going to go on our walk.

After six minutes I was running away and he was texting me "Come back pls"

I can't even begin to describe the sick fucking degeneracy that went on inside that home of his

>>25978269
im confused anon

hey wanna smoke

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>>25977870
I'll walk with you, Anon.

>>25978269
How many anime figurines were there, and how many are necessary to trigger you?

NO FUCK YOU OP

>>25977870
Reddit is the other way you fucking feminist.

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>>25978269
Please do

scoooby doo

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>>25978269
I want to hear the rest of this story. I want to know more about this person.

Go home to reddit please OP.

Girls actually fuck guys here, if your not into him, go fuck chad on reddit.

Should I text this guy to kill himself?

>>25977870
>>25978269
DETAILS PLEASE

This is an original comment senpai

How did you get your dog to learn to text?

>>25978466
I already texted him saying some chick is calling him creepy on 4chan

>>25978269
>>25978325
>>25978363

>tells me to come over to his house while he gets ready for the walk (it's fucking cold here)
>I show up in my parka
>he's in his pajamas
>says his parents are upstairs and we have to be quiet or else they'll come downstairs and scream at us
>ask him why he isn't dressed
>"I'm waiting on Chinese food delivery and it will be about 30 minutes."
>we sit awkwardly and wait
>he starts telling me how he woke up this morning covered in vomit with an empty bottle of vodka next to his bed without any memory of the night before
>keeps saying it's some sort of mystery and he does not understand how he woke up covered in vomit with his vodka emptied
>he starts talking about how there was this girl once and she just vomited all over herself for no reason and everybody in his neighborhood laughed at her
>he starts telling me about how he's been meeting guys on Tinder and having anal sex with them so he can get rides to his drug dealer
>suddenly his pissed off Pollack parents start stomping down the stairs to come scream at us
>"Bro I gotta go on my walk bro"
>he begs me not to leave
>texts and calls me every day begging to go on a walk or to drive him to his drug dealer

>>25978493
Wow way to be a reddit feminist. You are supposed to get her number you fucking cuck.

>>25978493
OP might be a guy and this kid is gay, or he's just a stalker, you never know

>>25977870
fuck off normie

1234

>>25978466
>>25978493

I edited out the last two digits in his phone number guys.

>>25978521
So you're a drug addict too
Mcfucking kill yourself
I wish he had raped and killed you.

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What part of Alaska you in, OP?

>>25978521
Not even joking, he sounds interesting. I'd go on a walk with him and listen to him ramble.

>>25978521
kek
That transcends degeneracy.

>>25978521
sounds like a fun guy 2bh

>>25978521
>>25978573
>>25978619

Junkies can have some interesting stories. I'd hang out with this dude.

>>25978521
So if you're friends with a gay guy, but you're straight...theres probably a good chance the gay guy is an orbiter who thinks one day he'll "convert you" to gayness and get sum fuk. He seems thirsty and desperate. Look at his texts as if you were a girl.

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>he insults me in a text
>I demand an apology
>he apologizes
>immediately asks me to drive him to his dealer

>>25978557

No, I'm not a drug addict. We were childhood friends and we live relatively close to each other.

We stopped being friends in high school. Shortly after, he found out he was a homosexual and had asperger's, and then he started doing marijuana, spice, heroin, and crystal meth. Now we've reconciled and I'm his only friend left because he's a weirdo who scares people.

>>25978561

Anchorage

>>25978731
Just block his number.
It's trash and you're holding yourself back by associating with and enabling its addiction.

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Holy shit. A breakthrough.

>>25978782

I never drove him to his dealer. I have never done any drugs with him. He does not understand any of this. His ability to learn has been broken beyond.

>>25978869
It wont change.
Just tell it to fuck off.

Fuck it, I'm taking him to Burger King. Will take suggestions for what happens next.

>>25978869
>church

You're lame as fuck.

>>25978731

>Anchorage

is he a native?

>>25978931
Kill him

Do it.

>>25978931
If dubs dick his butthole

>>25978969

No we're both white. His parents were Polish immigrants who escaped communism to find opportunity in America. Now their son is a degenerate.

>>25978931
if he orders chicken fries get him the buffalo chicken fries instead they're always like an hour old

What is this normie faggot shit

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>>25978977
dubs have spoken, give'm the d

>>25978977
I checked and op has to fuck his gay friend

>>25978888
Excellent quads. What's your workout routine look like?

>>25978977
in the buttitgoes

>>25979072
Right now I'm following this.
On level 1, because I've become horribly out of shape.
I'm also on a diet of 1500 calories per day with minimal sugars.

Why?

>>25978488

This was a very under-rated post.

It made me laugh, anon.

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>>25979158
Following this thing.
As of a week, I'm noticing 0 improvement.

I'm going to text OP's pic to all 99 possible numbers until I find the guy

>>25979177
Why not kill yourself then, tripfag?

>>25979237
It's been a week. I dont think anyone would notice much after a week.

Hes buying me fries right now

>>25977870
JUST STOP DOGGIN ME AROUND

>>25978869
Church

What the fuck am I even reading now

>>25978977
You gotta do it OP bloblox

Monitoring thread for interest, dont let us down op

never dog ur m8s, OP

>>25978869
God isn't real you naive stupid little child

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Jesus Christ.

Whoever told me to never go near him again was right.

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>>25977870
>>25978269
>>25978521
>homosexual
fucking kill yourself you faggot degenerate fuck