>that kid who would always wear one of these to school and challenge random kids to duels
>that kid who would tie your shoelaces together, throw you at fences and just generally hit you or scribble on your work
>tfw you realized you were his psychopathic punching bag
>tfw just before you dropped out he apologized and said we were cool
for as much of a dick as you were shay, I'm glad you said sorry.
>That kid who you used to rub each others dicks together and kiss awkwardly with tongues while extremely blushing in the boys toilets loving every second of it
>that girl you called a "school bicycle" on facebook and her bf and his best friend sent you several messages trying to threaten you and get you to fight him
I made several threads on 4chan about it.
That kid who would simultaneously be bullied and befriended by the same person
>that greasy as fuck fat retard who always stunk like a specific kind of wet sweaty shit who got up in assembly one day and left a huge greasy sweat patch the shape of his ass when he got up
> that gay kid who was absolutely useless in PE
> that obese kid who smelled like burnt rubber and had a face like an old slice of pepperoni pizza
> that kid who tried to be funny, and everyone kept around to mock him behind his back when he left
>that kid that skipped school on Penis Inspection Day
>that kid that knocked up your mom in 8th grade
>new kid comes to my middle school
>thin, emo looking and sholder length hair
>next day sitting at lunch talking with to qt's by his sides
>That kid who began to fall socially behind his peers at a young age and now spends his days shitposting on an anonymous Malaysian funeral directing BBS because his entire sense of self comes from the escapist media he absorbed during his teenage years and he is still struggling with the weight of the realization that he isn't even a minor character in anybody else's life
I'm from the South, and my familia used to vacation in Michigan. To this day my mind is still blown over how people in Michigan fly Confederate flags in front of their homes. I've hardly ever seen that in Louisiana and Mississippi.
>that kid who got rejected by his oneitis on Valentine's Day and became a school wide meme
>that girl who he loved since the third grade and still loves but will never love back
>that edgy kid who actually killed himself because he couldn't stand being an orbiter anymore
>still struggling with the weight of the realization
No one who has made it to that point is struggling with any of it. See: the rampant gleeful shit flinging here and every other board.
>that hunch-backed autistic kid who was on the football team and carried around a duffle bag full of yugioh cards, magazines, and plastic bottles, and read fanfiction on one of the library computers everyday during lunch
>That kid who always made makeshift weapons at school and made crossbows and aircannons at home and everyone thought he was going to shoot up the school
>tfw i was his bestfriend
>tfw this is in australia where ever weapon is illegal
>tfw wiped boogers everywhere, on chairs, walls, desks, doors
>tfw my school was probably 20% covered in my boogers
that was me. Feels bad looking back desu
>that kid who would always bring a lunch to school and then eat it in the library so he didn't have to worry about finding a seat by himself in the cafeteria
>that kid was me
thank god in high school I could start going out in my car during lunch
>that kid who everyone made fun of and you had no idea why
>join in anyway to attempt to fit in
>stop and talk to him one day
>he's a cool guy and we become best friends
>he moves away a few years later
>never be able to form a friendship like that again
kek, I'm glad this meme's crossing over to other boards.
>that kid who tore a fish's head off with his bare hands in oceanography class
>and also pulled out a pig's intestines in anatomy and wrapped them around his neck
according to my sister I was that kid, but it was unbeknownst to me. Once, in the third grade some kids made fun of me for "running like a jedi"
>penis inspection day
>we all stand in lines that lead into tents, all my friends are talking about how much their dick has grown since last year's penis inspection day
>my dick was only 2 inches flaccid
>I'm called up, a large breasted nurse tries to coax up my penis up with a soothing "come on up little guy!"
>I stutter out "m-m'am it's o-only 2 inches flaccid
>She doesn't hear me
>I then sperg out and yell "IT'S ONLY 2 GODDAMN INCHES YOU WHORE" and run out of the tent crying
>3 days later, our penis lengths get posted by our homeroom doors, and I'm called "shortie" for the rest of highschool
Fuck this gay earth.
You can get the fuck out europoor, I know you're salty about your government not caring about your genital warts, but jesus you don't have to shitpost about it on a mongolian yak hunting board.
>mfw they mispronounce a word so badly I don't even know what word they were trying to pronounce
>that kid who gave away his lunch money in the hope that people would become friends with him
>mfw that kid
i remember one day in school i was walking up the stairs with my hand on the rail and someone had their snot all over the fucking thing and it got on my hand
its been like 15+ years and i still refuse to touch public rails
>that kid that had loud as fuck bowel movements
It wasn't even that he farted or anything but you could fucking hear his intestines working and moving with almost machine-like sounds, it was disturbing as hell.
> that kid who got a boner in the showers after gym class and was immediately made the biggest laughing stock of not just the school, but it spread like wildfire through every middle school in the city (I was in a different school and I heard it)
> next thing you know, he was in Catholic School but I bet they had heard of it too
> if I had been that kid I would have an heroed that very day
>That kid who was so short and small for his age, that he wasn't even really on the growth charts (waaaaaaaaay below the bottom 5th percentile for both)...
That was me.
Looking back on it, that was me...
I did that... a lot...
>That kid that wore the costume of The Bear in the Big Blue House for school costume day and got made fun of and bullied even more by everyone
Guess who it was?
sometimes they're just fat or they have a fast metabolism and a large appetite, and they're used to a lot of food
>I didn't break 5'5 til I was 15, at 120 lbs, and I always ate whatever anyone didn't want because I ate a shitload at home
>that stacy who interrupted your studying in the library to bluntly ask "do you have gum??"
>I just said "yeah" and stared at her; she didn't ask for some (I didn't have any)
>that new kid (James) in 5th grade who was rich, egyptian, and a crybaby
>he tried to frame me for leaving a note on the floor that said "Fuck Abie t.Anon" but it was in his handwriting, as I pointed out (to the substitute teacher who didn't care lol)
>later I provoked him to tears and taking a wild swing at me which I dodged and then I hit him in the face with a 5th grader punch
>that giant italian kid who had some sort of reading issue, I caught him cheating on a grammar quiz when he was sitting next to me but I just made eye contact with him and grinned
>Those kids who share the same interests as you but they never seemed to notice you no matter how many times you try to talk to them
Senior year fucking sucked for me.
His name was Justice. He lived in a trailer park and always pinched my sack when i wasn't able to get weed from my other connects
This was me. My parents made a game of throwing shit at my face when I was watching TV or concentrating on something for fun. Their object of choice was a rolled up newspaper which they used to punish the dogs. I developed such fast reflexes, I knock things away even without seeing them purely on sound.
Dude if you actually zoomed in, you can see the 2016 and the 24/1 very easily. You can see the massive difference in the 6 and the 4.
Alos, who the fuck writes in 2016 bruh. I bet your writing is worse.
i was that kid. until he didn't want to anymore. so i paid him off with quarters so he could but those novelty eraser heads from the main office. definitely a gay thing to do, but i just liked the feeling. i'm not.
>tfw aboriginal bully a year above me
>caught the bus with him
>he would throw hard candies at kids who were a year below
>left me alone for most of the time until i started skating and brought my skateboard to school
>kept asking to borrow my skateboard
>knew he would ride away with it
>tell him no all the time
>he gets up on the bus and starts calling me a faggot
>starts asking people if they think i am a faggot
>whole bus is silent
>next day at the cafeteria
>im next to him in line
>he's like $3 dollars short or something for his food
>asks someone to give him money
>for some reason i got into full beta cuck mode and give him $3 without even thinking about it
>he says 'thanks faggot' and walks away
>girl i was with asked why i gave money to someone like that
i honestly dont know why i did it, it happened 7 years ago and i still think about it, i've never done something so fucking beta in my whole life.