That kid thread

That kid who peaked at 12 years old and became a burn out manlet drug addict at 13

>that kid who ran like Naruto

>that kid who flinched when someone threw something near him

>>25976838
>that kid who refused to read out loud when it was his turn

>>25976838
>that kid who "accidently" make you drop all your pokemon cards

>that kid who wiped his boogers on his chair

>that kid who talked like he was Mr Hanky from South park and thought he was so hilarious and random for going Howwwwwwwwwdy hoooooooo when it was uncalled for

>that kid who begged for his classmates' lunch

>that kid that made "That kid" threads

>>25976953
that's actually a sign of being abused

>That kid who said he was poor and tried to sell you MTG cards

>that kid who would tie your shoelaces together, throw you at fences and just generally hit you or scribble on your work
>tfw you realized you were his psychopathic punching bag
>tfw just before you dropped out he apologized and said we were cool

for as much of a dick as you were shay, I'm glad you said sorry.

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>>25977088

wow. that sucks

>>25977146
>dropping out of high school

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMFAO

WHAT A FAG

EVERYONE GET A LOAD OF THIS FAG HES WORTHLESS WHITE TRASH

>>25977156

I was that kid. Never quite got enough food at home.

>that stoner who ended up turning into a christfag church kid

>>25977210
another white trash kid lmao.

go drink some moonshine

>>25977210
you're a big strong man now though, r-right?

>>25976838
>that kid that refuse to give you the card he say he would give you if you beat him in a duel
Fucking Aldo he still owes that dark magician

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>That kid who you used to rub each others dicks together and kiss awkwardly with tongues while extremely blushing in the boys toilets loving every second of it

>that girl you called a "school bicycle" on facebook and her bf and his best friend sent you several messages trying to threaten you and get you to fight him

I made several threads on 4chan about it.

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That kid who would simultaneously be bullied and befriended by the same person

>>25977210
I was that kid who unquestioningly shared his lunch with any kid in need. Hope you're doing better now poorbro.

>>25976953


That was me...

>>25976986
Luckily I didn't tend to be called on to read out loud in class, except in my reading class, but everyone there was also a SPED.

>that kid who was always late and kept making up shitty excuses
>that kid who never raised his hand or said anything
>that kid who got mysteriously ill whenever it was time for sports

>>25976838
>that kid who tried to molest his best friend sleeping over on his birthday when he was 13

You guessed it. I've tried my best to block it out but I'm a sick fuck

>>25976929

yes. this pleases me

>that greasy as fuck fat retard who always stunk like a specific kind of wet sweaty shit who got up in assembly one day and left a huge greasy sweat patch the shape of his ass when he got up

>>25976953
How is this not a normal reaction?

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>>25978382
That's okay, I've done bad things too.

>>25978382
that kid who rubbed his dick against a friends while he was a sleep at a sleep over
he didnt wake up thank god

> that gay kid who was absolutely useless in PE
> that obese kid who smelled like burnt rubber and had a face like an old slice of pepperoni pizza
> that kid who tried to be funny, and everyone kept around to mock him behind his back when he left

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>that kid that skipped school on Penis Inspection Day

>>25977105
Hell I was that kid and my parents love me. Isn't that supposed to be a natural instinct?

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>>25976838
>that kid that knocked up your mom in 8th grade

>>25978787
To a degree. Excessive flinching is a sign of a household with a lot of fighting or yelling.
>tfw read an article on signs of abuse years ago
>tfw had all of them

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>new kid comes to my middle school
>thin, emo looking and sholder length hair
>next day sitting at lunch talking with to qt's by his sides
>mfw

>>25978692
God don't remind me. I hated penis inspection day. All of the kids called me "longie" because mine was 2x theirs flaccid
...

It sucks to be held back 5 years

> that emo kid who dyed the tips of his hair red
> that kid who had cancer

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>>25977289

And you still care?

>>25978692
>that kid who only came on penis inspection day

>that retard who hung around normies not realizing they were making fun of him

>>25977395
my brother growing up until he left

fucking sucked

>that kid who always talked about gore, death and edgy-tier emo shit.
It still amazes me how he had lots of girlfriends.

>>25978895
It is a motherfuckingjoke

>>25976838
>that kid who always forced me to suck his dick
a-am i doing this right?

>that redneck kid who made those "I love animals they're delicious" jokes and would get made if you called him a hillbilly.

I hate living in michigan where hicks are praised

>That kid who was king of the losers because he was the best at yugioh
It was me. Only time in my life where people respected me

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>That kid who began to fall socially behind his peers at a young age and now spends his days shitposting on an anonymous Malaysian funeral directing BBS because his entire sense of self comes from the escapist media he absorbed during his teenage years and he is still struggling with the weight of the realization that he isn't even a minor character in anybody else's life

>>25979163
I'm from the South, and my familia used to vacation in Michigan. To this day my mind is still blown over how people in Michigan fly Confederate flags in front of their homes. I've hardly ever seen that in Louisiana and Mississippi.

>>25979388
>2016
>still posting on Malaysian funeral directing BBSes instead of tibetan amphibian analysis messageboards

>>25979408
Indiana is a known KKK state so southern Michigan people are the same as rural indiana people.

The people here are human garbage.

>that kid who got rejected by his oneitis on Valentine's Day and became a school wide meme
>that girl who he loved since the third grade and still loves but will never love back
>that edgy kid who actually killed himself because he couldn't stand being an orbiter anymore

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>>25979388
>still struggling with the weight of the realization
No one who has made it to that point is struggling with any of it. See: the rampant gleeful shit flinging here and every other board.

>that hunch-backed autistic kid who was on the football team and carried around a duffle bag full of yugioh cards, magazines, and plastic bottles, and read fanfiction on one of the library computers everyday during lunch

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>That kid who always made makeshift weapons at school and made crossbows and aircannons at home and everyone thought he was going to shoot up the school
>tfw i was his bestfriend
>tfw this is in australia where ever weapon is illegal

>>25979475
Did you kill yourself?

Are you a ghost?

>>25978685
All of these honestly

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>>25977054
>tfw wiped boogers everywhere, on chairs, walls, desks, doors
>tfw my school was probably 20% covered in my boogers

>>25979554
My best friend at the time killed himself.

The first two were me, however.

>>25979549
>When your dad passes down the family school shooting gun to you

>>25976929
You mean that kid who ran like Sonic.

>that kid who always bought his guitar to school

>tfw currently have oneitis to the same degree
Except mine started 4 years ago
How'd you get over it anon?

>That fat kid who wouldn't shut up about Dragonball Z and how his dad was a drug dealer

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>>25978964
that was me. Feels bad looking back desu

>that kid who would always bring a lunch to school and then eat it in the library so he didn't have to worry about finding a seat by himself in the cafeteria

>that kid was me

thank god in high school I could start going out in my car during lunch

>>25980378
What did you drive

>>25980546
my moms old minivan, it was perfect because I could lay down in the back and take naps and no one could see me

>>25978883
Second one is so me fammm

>>25976838
>that kid that gathered speed for 12 hours to get to the top of the playground without jumping

>>25979475
Fuck, that first one was me. Feels so bad man. It was the first time I started to realize how mean people can be.

>>25980663
>that kid who always wanted to talk about parallel universes first in class

>>25980693
All too true. I did all this romantic shit and got screwed over because she was already dating Tyrone (he was white, at least)

>that kid that shouted something foreign sounding in the cafeteria and BFG'd the lunchroom

>that kid who everyone made fun of and you had no idea why
>join in anyway to attempt to fit in
>stop and talk to him one day
>he's a cool guy and we become best friends
>he moves away a few years later
>never be able to form a friendship like that again
Fucking bullshit.

>>25978964
Checking in famicosa

>>25976913
>aannd theyyy taallked reaall sloow liikee thiiis.

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>>25980663
>>25980748
kek, I'm glad this meme's crossing over to other boards.

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>that kid who tore a fish's head off with his bare hands in oceanography class
>and also pulled out a pig's intestines in anatomy and wrapped them around his neck

>>25976929
according to my sister I was that kid, but it was unbeknownst to me. Once, in the third grade some kids made fun of me for "running like a jedi"

>>25976838
>>25976929
>>25976953
Me in highschool (mostly ironically)

>>25976953
that was me. i didn't until jr high when a few classmates would make a game out of pretending to hit me in the face, then hitting me "twice for flinching." kids, right?

>>25978961
>That kid who came on penis inspection day

>that kid who crushed up Smarties and snorted them

>>25978692
>penis inspection day
>we all stand in lines that lead into tents, all my friends are talking about how much their dick has grown since last year's penis inspection day
>my dick was only 2 inches flaccid
>I'm called up, a large breasted nurse tries to coax up my penis up with a soothing "come on up little guy!"
>I stutter out "m-m'am it's o-only 2 inches flaccid
>She doesn't hear me
>I then sperg out and yell "IT'S ONLY 2 GODDAMN INCHES YOU WHORE" and run out of the tent crying
>3 days later, our penis lengths get posted by our homeroom doors, and I'm called "shortie" for the rest of highschool
Fuck this gay earth.

>>25977395
THAT WAS ME!!

im kinda over it now but damn was i easily manipulated. he would make me feel like shit but the next minute basically praise me. it sucked man

>>25981426
I did this for cash dollas and for the "appreciation" of my peers

>that kid who was the new kid in sophomore year who made more friends in a week than you did in 10 years

>>25981469
classic narcissistic behavior anon. hope you can recognize his type now and stay away.

>>25979475
Fuck man, the second one is literally EXACTLY me.
I'm transferring schools, a small part of the reason is because of her, not completely sure yet

>>25981462
I love how blatantly fake this 2005 meme is because this is basically child molestation if these were actually true.

>>25981605
You can get the fuck out europoor, I know you're salty about your government not caring about your genital warts, but jesus you don't have to shitpost about it on a mongolian yak hunting board.

>>25981487
K-Kalvin?

>>25979475
I'll probably be the 1st one this Valentine's Day

I don't know what the hell that is and never saw one IRL OP

>that kid in highschool that disnt have any mental imparments but couldn't pronounce elementary level words.
That was nearly everyone, I live in the south. I cringed everyday

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>>25982032
>mfw they mispronounce a word so badly I don't even know what word they were trying to pronounce

>>25981883
it's a duel disk you fucking retard

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>that kid who gave away his lunch money in the hope that people would become friends with him
>mfw that kid was me

>>25979744
>when your dad passes down the family barbed schoolio-diddly murdery-doo boomerang to you

>>25977054
i remember one day in school i was walking up the stairs with my hand on the rail and someone had their snot all over the fucking thing and it got on my hand

its been like 15+ years and i still refuse to touch public rails

>that kid that had loud as fuck bowel movements
It wasn't even that he farted or anything but you could fucking hear his intestines working and moving with almost machine-like sounds, it was disturbing as hell.

I used to be a pretty nasty bully, I specially enjoyed seeing kids cry. I stopped the day I realized I always had a massive boner when doing it.

>>25982401
just carry around gum or mints, you can't buy your friends like a fucking kike at that age

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> that kid who got a boner in the showers after gym class and was immediately made the biggest laughing stock of not just the school, but it spread like wildfire through every middle school in the city (I was in a different school and I heard it)

> next thing you know, he was in Catholic School but I bet they had heard of it too

> if I had been that kid I would have an heroed that very day

>>25979429
>not using a Zambian sweater knitting chat room

>That kid who was so short and small for his age, that he wasn't even really on the growth charts (waaaaaaaaay below the bottom 5th percentile for both)...


>>25977395
That was me.

>>25978964
Looking back on it, that was me...

>>25976929
I did that... a lot...

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>>25981523
FUCK


(original gomment)

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>That kid that wore the costume of The Bear in the Big Blue House for school costume day and got made fun of and bullied even more by everyone
Guess who it was?

>>25981124
hahaha was his name colton

>>25976929
>that kid on 4chan who has to post the same thing in every thread

>>25977087
that sounds like it'd be funny in moderation

>class, I'm sorry to say that Stacy Keller has leukemia and won't be coming back to school
...
>howwwwwdy hoooo

>>25977156
sometimes they're just fat or they have a fast metabolism and a large appetite, and they're used to a lot of food

>I didn't break 5'5 til I was 15, at 120 lbs, and I always ate whatever anyone didn't want because I ate a shitload at home

>that kid that always had giant sweat patches under his arms but was really scared about anyone else seeing them

>>25981605
>that reddit kid

>that kid who filled his mouth with strawberry milk and shook around like an epileptic for our lulz.
Ily Ian

>>25981769
No, my name isn't nearly as cool.

>that stacy who interrupted your studying in the library to bluntly ask "do you have gum??"
>I just said "yeah" and stared at her; she didn't ask for some (I didn't have any)

>that new kid (James) in 5th grade who was rich, egyptian, and a crybaby
>he tried to frame me for leaving a note on the floor that said "Fuck Abie t.Anon" but it was in his handwriting, as I pointed out (to the substitute teacher who didn't care lol)
>later I provoked him to tears and taking a wild swing at me which I dodged and then I hit him in the face with a 5th grader punch

>that giant italian kid who had some sort of reading issue, I caught him cheating on a grammar quiz when he was sitting next to me but I just made eye contact with him and grinned

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>Those kids who share the same interests as you but they never seemed to notice you no matter how many times you try to talk to them

Senior year fucking sucked for me.

>>25981769

state and county whoever you are, this is the first time i've ever seen my name posted

>>25976953
But that's normal. In fact it's a sign for having pretty good reflexes.

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>>25983312
His name was Justice. He lived in a trailer park and always pinched my sack when i wasn't able to get weed from my other connects

>>25977220
Matthew?
Is dat u?

>>25977220
>stoner
>not mush-head
Anon one job.

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Fuck you casuals.

>>25976953
This was me. My parents made a game of throwing shit at my face when I was watching TV or concentrating on something for fun. Their object of choice was a rolled up newspaper which they used to punish the dogs. I developed such fast reflexes, I knock things away even without seeing them purely on sound.

>>25984646

Breddy impressive, anon. I never saw those things so I dunno how they work.

>>25984646
>Its not the 26th on Earth literally fucking anywhere

>>25984699
Thats a 24 you dumb fuck. Look carefully.

>>25984710
I shouldn't have to look "carefully". Learn how to write

>>25984720
Dude if you actually zoomed in, you can see the 2016 and the 24/1 very easily. You can see the massive difference in the 6 and the 4.

Alos, who the fuck writes in 2016 bruh. I bet your writing is worse.

>>25976838
>that kid with no friends who would throw a couple dollars into the air for people to fight over so he could pretend to be popular

>>25984720

It's not that hard to see it's a 4, you crosseyed fuck.

>>25980663
>that kid who was obsessed with raising bugs

>>25976838
>that 15 years old kid who said he had a gf but he didn't remember her name and neither her school and had no photos of her in his phone

>>25984735
>>25984732
My penmanship is so fucking good you would go blind if you read it. Is caligraphy dead? 2016 is going to be the last year for humanity.

>>25977090
>that kid who replied with '>that kid that made "That kid" threads' in a that kid thread

>>25977305
i was that kid. until he didn't want to anymore. so i paid him off with quarters so he could but those novelty eraser heads from the main office. definitely a gay thing to do, but i just liked the feeling. i'm not.

>>25984775

>that kid who replied with >that kid who replied with '>that kid that made "That kid" threads' in a that kid thread

>>25976953
Me. There was this huge guy in highschool that always pretended to poke my eyes to laugh at me flinching. I wasn't scared or anything, it was a mechanic reaction.

>>25982401
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT

>>25984793
>>25984775
well It was fun while it lasted

>>25979125
no still too teethy

>>25984827
>>25984827
Sorry Anon, I was getting confused and wanted to comment "JUST", but then the stupid robot didn't let me

>>25984827

I was hoping someone would be bored enough to keep adding to it until it maxed.

>That kid who ran to lunch and lept down entire staircases to save time.

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>>25982401
>tfw aboriginal bully a year above me
>caught the bus with him
>he would throw hard candies at kids who were a year below
>left me alone for most of the time until i started skating and brought my skateboard to school
>kept asking to borrow my skateboard
>knew he would ride away with it
>tell him no all the time
>he gets up on the bus and starts calling me a faggot
>starts asking people if they think i am a faggot
>whole bus is silent
>next day at the cafeteria
>im next to him in line
>he's like $3 dollars short or something for his food
>asks someone to give him money
>for some reason i got into full beta cuck mode and give him $3 without even thinking about it
>he says 'thanks faggot' and walks away
>girl i was with asked why i gave money to someone like that
>spaghetti

i honestly dont know why i did it, it happened 7 years ago and i still think about it, i've never done something so fucking beta in my whole life.

>>25984646
>2016
>living in the eastern hemisphere

didn't know the 3rd world knew about yugioh

>>25983999
Fucking witnessed brother.

>>25978874
I read
> It sucks to be held black 5 years

Too much /pol/ recently

>that kid who was a robot and decided to make a conscious effort to become a normie but went too far and became known as the weirdo drug addict

>that kid that had good grades and was well behaved, but was so socially awkward that his only friends were the dumb, bad behaving kids no one else wanted to spend time with.

>>25984864
you went full jesus mode on him, nigga. there is a difference between showing compassion to a lesser person who can't afford his own lunch and being beta.

>that kid who sat by themself during lunch at the "kids who didn't do their homework" table
I had no homework