>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance

Put it in, what else?

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Ignore her. She's just fucking with me for the lulz.

Also "give me a chance"? A chance to what? Be some beta cuck for her approval? Thanks, but I'd rather just jack off now.

It's weird how much you don't give a shit about what women think when you aren't attracted to them. This doesn't go the same way for men either.

>>25976804
>Spill spaghetti
>get neurotic

I ignore her and walk away.

Any girl like that would only approach me to make fun of me.

>Sorry, I've already cleansed my mind of all desires toward women and see them only as autonomous piles of rejection

>>25976804
>tfw I find some comfort (and keks) in knowing that the Supreme Gentleman probably fapped to this picture.

what does it mean gives a chance.

so vague uh

>>25976868
jesus christ, get some fucking self respect you pessimistic fuck. maybe that's why nobody wants to talk to you, you have no confidence

>>25976804
Do some research on her background to know who I am dealing with.
There has to be a catch.

>>25977025
what do you expect? a chance at sex?

talking about a chance to be her girlfriend; date; get to know you

>>25976804
Accuse her of rape.

>>25977043
I have self respect. I just don't give a shit what some roastie wants to "give me a chance" for.

>Anon, I've decided to give you an opportunity to prove your worth to me
What?

>>25976868
this

it would never work. we may as well be different species

>>25976804
>>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance
>a beautiful insanely attractive girl
>beautiful insanely attractive
redundant statements upset me
In answer to your question though, I'd obviously take her up on her offer and try not to fuck it up

>>25977078
>anon, you seem like a chill guy, I think I'd like to get to know you better. let's grab a coffee or something.

>>25977069

lol , a date ? what is this 60's

I'd be different than chads. she's the superior one so she can have whatever she wants. ill provide, as long as shes not a douchebag and boring

>>25976804
>mfw my oneitis just chose me over chad
>mfw she said she would give me a chance.
>mfw i've been waiting for that "chance" for over a month now
>mfw she still talks to chad

>>25976868 and >>25976957 have the right idea. I wish I'd had their perspective prior to this. The heartbreak isn't going to stop. At least you fucks get over your heartbreak. Mine is literally not going to go away unless she stops being my friend. And guess what? SHE WON'T. I've tried, trust me.

I would assume it is a joke and avoid her at all costs. Mute my phone, lock myself in my room and wait for her to forget. And if it were the girl in the picture all the better because I don't believe in race mixing.

>>25976804
The whole notion of her "giving me a chance" makes it sound like she's doing me a favor. I'd rather not live that way, plus I'd rather not give into carnal desires and support the vaginal jew. The virtuous life and godliness come before any such temptations.

Nope the fuck out. I plan to make it to the kingdom of heaven and the scriptures have warned me well of whores like her

>>25977137
Then YOU stop being HER friend you miserable cuck.
Seriously, cut contact if you wanna get over it any time soon.

Her. I do her.

>>25977109
Joke is on her
I'm an empty person. there's nothing to know

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>>25976804
Proceed to fuck up and disappoint her.

Quit while I'm ahead.

>>25976868
i want to cum on the middle one's toes/legs so bad

>>25977043
>expecting people here to be normal?

Newfag detected

>>25976804
>>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance

I wouldn't take it.

Tell myself "she's just messing with me". Remind myself that "I'm a creep. Always have been, always will be".
Think about all the times "I was just bein' friendly, i wasn't flirting" and all the "OMG, I was obviously flirting, wai no ask me outs" telling myself it's rigged for me to lose no matter what.

Tell myself that I'm not attractive, tell myself lifes unfair and it aint gon' work. Tell myself she'd sooner be gettin' beat by some thug bf than give me a chance. Tell myself it's an accusation waiting to happen.

Tell myself that my dicks probably too small (I've never even had an issue with size, but maybe that's because I got nothing' to compare it to...). Even if it isn't, I'd tell myself that the sex would probably be bad, and she'd blab.

I'd use every excuse under the sun to avoid that "chance", because I got rejected a little too much and a little too harsh for me to try it again.

It aint worth it.

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>25976804
if she thought i was worth a chance, she probably hadn't heard me say anything and just thinks i'm cute. I would fuck it up immediately after opening my mouth by saying something stupid.

>>25977226
i don't always lol

but when i do

i do it originally

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>>25976804
>Would would you do?
I would fuck up, what else?

The attitude that she wants to "give me a chance" shows that she's a self-entitled narcissist who sees herself as a prize, that her very presence is worth me making all the effort to appease her. So I'm not really interested.

rape her, torture and mutilate her for weeks before finally burying her alive

Honestly I would probably ignore her. I would assume it's part of a prank or a lost bet.

She will eventually cheat on you. I say go for it, and have fun but don't take the relationship seriously because she will end up crushing your soul and potentially ruin your life. Has happened to me and for a fact a lot of other robots on this board who ended up dating a girl out of their league. It's the same story all the time, she will eventually leave you for someone better no matter how much you think she loves you or how many times she says she would never hurt you.

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>>25976804

>"Here's ur chance anon, u have to prove me you are my prince charming all the Disney movies taught me, u have 2 b strong and brave but also know how 2 b sweet too XD U also have to kiss my feet and rub my back when I have cramps and hug me when I don't expect it and bring me flowers out of no where XDDD

Nah fuck you bitch.

I don't need your permission for anything, and I sure as shit don't want a "chance"

Chances are for Cucks.

>>25977415

getting mad at imaginary made-up scenario?

never gonna make it bruh

>>25977352
this

Attractive females don't approach me normally anyway, unless it's to sell something.

>>25976804
As the old saying goes, fuck it up

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>>25977352

fucking exactly man.

Who they fuck are they to think that I am supposed to prove myself to them? It proves what you just stated, in that shes a self entitled narcissist but it also proves that she thinks shes above me and that I must crawl and beckon my way to the pedestal shes on.

princess complex.

>>25977438

i've already made it pham.

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>mfw my pickup line for my ex (8/10 cutie) was "give me a chance please"

>>25976804
A chance to...what, exactly? Endure whatever mind numbing inanity passes for conversation with a woman in the hopes that maybe she'd have sex with me?

>>25976804
"Why?!?!, Are you okay?, is this a prank?, Do you need money?, Are trying to get revenge against your bf/ex?"

This is literally what would come out of my mouth if any girl showed romantic interest in me.

>>25976804
>this girl
>insanely attractive

ok bud

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>>25977683

I said the exact same thing.

OP's chick is 5-5.5/10 TOPS.

I'd say this woman is pretty damn attractive.

>>25977761
Yea if you find 35 year old woman look attractive , fucking LMAO

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>>25976804
Fuck up and never talk to her again.

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>>25976868
This.
Women don't have good intentions when it comes to genetically inferior men.

The best you'll get is her being nice to you out of pity, but only in order for her to feel better about herself.

>>25976804

feel totally fulfilled and warm fuzzy ness and fall in love and start a family

She did and i was under so much stress because i couldnt believe she wasnt trying to fuck me over somehow


>literally panic attacks at the thought of getting cucked

Despite this i miss her so much senpai

>>25976868
that pic hit me hard man...

>>25976804
>a beautiful insanely attractive girl gives you a chance

YEAH OK

A lifetime of experience tells me shes doing it not out of a romantic interest but out of some ulterior motive. Examples include: Anytime there's a new shooting in the news I get a few "heys" and hugs out of some need to mark themselves as a good one not to shoot. Broke and wanted a free meal or drinks. Lost a bet. Got pregnant and needed to trick a provider. Needed a show :boyfriend for the parents while still going out with the bad boy they dont approve of.

Completely fuck it up.

Obviously

>>25978307
>Got pregnant and needed to trick a provider.

That happened to me. We were going out for about a month and was really pushy to do the deed. I kept spilling enough spaghetti to avoid it and thank god I did. When I asked her about her stomach getting bigger she broke down crying saying she was pregnant and wanted me to take care of her and the baby. Told her wasn't interested and ended all contact. A few months later a friend of hers told me she slept with a guy a few days later and he's convinced he's the father and married her asap.

>>25978307
>Anytime there's a new shooting in the news I get a few "heys" and hugs out of some need to mark themselves as a good one not to shoot
keked fucking hard.
Do girls actually do this a lot?

>>25976804
fuck up
again

>>25978529
I only had one admit it but I suspect more did it. Any time there was a shooting if I shared a trait or two (real or perceived) that the news said the shooter had I would get more attention from females about as long as the shooting was in the news.

actually happened. ive been full-on sperg this whole time yet she still actually fucking likes me.

>>25978048
damn, pham, I'm currently in a similar situation like this atm. The idea of some nice girl liking me is so foreign, man

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>>25978853
>Girls start suddenly acting really nice towards you after school shooting
>Texting you asking how you are and shit like that
>Reply with "I like you, I'll kill you last"

>>25977415

>Girls that dye their hair blonde but leave their eyebrows dark.

This triggers my autism so fucking much.

>>25976868
based, also that guy looks like modern diogenes

>>25976804
yell at her. push her away. go back home cry. play vidya,

>>25976804
Obviously. Why wouldn't I? What's the downside?

P.S. I'd definitely nut in her in the hope of getting her pregnant. At least my child can grow up with the possibility of being a Chad.

>>25978529
Happened to me in high school. Almost as if they didn't realize it wouldn't make me like them more.

>>25977797
are u b8 or retarded, she looks like 20-25 range

If she is a virgin yes.

>>25977274

Good for you anon

yes this is original i am trying to contragulate another anon, fuck you robot and fuck mark zuckerburg or whatever cuck wrote xkcd to invent this filter.

>>25978307
>>25978529

Remember robots; if you do do it, shoot them first.

>>25976868
You took the words out of my mouth.

>>25978307
>Anytime there's a new shooting in the news I get a few "heys" and hugs out of some need to mark themselves as a good one not to shoot.
>Anytime

Did you really mean to put anytime there or perhaps you wanted to write sometimes but put anytime there by mistake?

>>25976804
Tell her it looks like her mom drank a lot while she was pregnant with her.

Then ask for her mom's number because her mom seems like a lot of fun.

>>25976898
>It's weird how much you don't give a shit about what women think when you aren't attracted to them. This doesn't go the same way for men either.

Stop being weak then. You can find people attractive and not respond with valuing everything they say like some kind of lapdog.

>Atractive girl approaching weirdo me.

Yeah, right.

>>25976804
Give me a chance? Is she supposed to be my boss or something? Fuck her

>>25976804
that shit would never happened anyway,i would of course say no i am not going to be some cuck for some roastie whore

>>25976804

Wake up and return to the hell of being me.

>>25976868
Wow, just fuck her and that's it no need for you to be her beta fuck when you're getting what you want

ITT: In the end.....

>>25976804
Wow, I just realised. I am going to be alone for the rest of my life. I am going to die alone.

>>25976804
Um let me think...have sex

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>>25979259
>also that guy looks like modern diogenes
half expect it's staged to be a likeness
uncanny

>cute girl shows interest in me
>check her social media
>she's dating someone else and it shows in an alternate profile
>realized you dodged a massive bullet

>>25976804
Be nice until she starts being bitchy, then ignore her. They always get bitchy.

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>>25976804
Stab her in the chest.

Around niggers, never relax.

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>>25977043
>that's why nobody wants to talk to you, you have no confidence
How would they know whether we are confident or not if they haven't even talked to us?

How is it not confidence when put ourselves out there and risk facing rejection?

It is obvious your definition of "confidence" depends on whether the other normies accept us, not how we behave or what we do. You are searching for excuses to justify your bullshit normy pecking order.

>>25979385
>20-25 range

This fuckin' autismo-tron

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> Literal dime gave me a chance
> She had ugly duck syndrome so she was awkward but beautiful
> She was virgin
> Wanted to lose it to me
> I completely blew it

It will haunt me for the rest of my life. Seriously it's fucking me up. It's been 3 years since that happened and I still think about it daily.

>>25978504
Bitches man

Fucking bitches

Fucking original bloxing bitches

>>25976804
I just want to smell a qt girls foot

>Get her to know me better
>Make up fake personality
>Make her fall in love with me
>Ask her to marry me
>At altar Scream "It's just a prank bro" in my best Papa Frank voice