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Does anybody want to play this? If you do just say what country you want to be, color, and set a trip.
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Nigel Thornberry
UK
Blue
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>>25976750
Added you. Hopefully we get enough people its hit or miss
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>>25976680
Vercingetorix
France
Green
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Poopyman
Iceland
Yellow
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>>25976941
>>25976824
Ok I added you guys, make sure to set trips though when the game starts so I know who you are
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Self-Bump, also we start with 2 more players
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No idea how to play but I'll give it a shot

Clovis
Lithuania
Purple
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Kangz
Black
Egypt
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>>25977271
shit, no black, brown is fine if need be.
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>>25976680
>The Caliphate
>Olive
>Iraq
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>>25977269
Ok I'll explain the rules then.

The last digits of your post number determine the number of territories you get to take as per the boards instructions. Just tell me where you want to expand each turn, a turn is when I post a new map, just comment on it to roll and make your move.

Also wars are when you subtract the lower number from the higher number of each players roll, the leftover of the higher one gets to take that many territories. You have to declare war the turn before you attack though.
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Ok guys first turn, everyone started with 5 territories. Leggo
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>>25977431
Crap forgot to save the one with The Caliphate. Here you go.
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>>25977431
Rolla'
Acktion
Expand to Africa Nigga
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>>25977431

Sanderstopia
Norway
Teal
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>>25977447
Fill Iraq.
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>>25977447
ayy, can u switch muh color to Brown, nigga?
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>>25977447
Rolling

Actions:
>Expand to the east

>>25977456
Ok I'll add you so you can play this turn too, roll ok? So you dont miss a turn
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>>25976824
>>25977431
Expand to the west
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>>25977502
put on a trip man.
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>>25977476
Sure, sorry about that didn't notice your post.
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>>25977544
No prob F A M.
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>>25977480

rolling to keep in line with everyone, fill norway, spill into sweden
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>>25977522
Shit, I forgot. Sorry f-a-m
>>25977431
As I said, expand to West
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>>25977574
No problem whit boi.
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>>25977447
Expand
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Republic of Fish
Benin
Orange
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>>25977565

le palindrome face
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Republic of Shota
Ireland
Teal
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Germany
Brown
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>>25977690
Dude somebody is already teal

>>25977632
Nice

>>25977618
Ok, roll this turn to so you don't miss a turn
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>>25977720
I want to expand to the west.
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>>25977708
Is grey ok? Kangz changed to brown already.
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>>25977777
>77777
SHIEEEEEEETTTTT, NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>25977777
God damn man holy shit
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>>25977777
Damn shame this wasnt your roll.
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>>25977805
I-if only that was my roll senpai

Hey Clovis are you here
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Ok I don't want to keep everyone waiting so turn 2 begins nowww
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>>25977936
Finish Iraq. Spills to Syria.
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>>25977936
Roolla'
Expand to Africa
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>>25977936
Rolling

Actions:
>expand east
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>>25977936
The republic of Fish continues to expand to the west
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>>25977999
AWWWWWWWW SHIT
we africa now
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>>25977936
Expand throughout England
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>>25977999
Aww shit here they come
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>>25977999
Aw Fwuk, Nigga!
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Lithuania expands to the south
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>>25977936

I believe I have a bonus of +2 and +3 now, right?

Go into Finland, spill into Denmark. Any remaining territories can go into Russia.
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>>25978140
Yea you have a +5 total, btw I have to declare war on you unless you don't expand into Russia.
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>>25977858
Sorry had to leave for a minute

Lithuanians are lazy bastards anyways so it makes sense that they didn't accomplish anything in the first turn
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>>25978140

nvm then spill into denmark and into germany
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Turn 3, Fish get trips edition
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>>25978229
Move into scotland and Northern Ireland
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>>25978229
Expand South Muh boi.
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>>25978218
Well too late, just promise to never expand into Russia again and were good

Rolling

Actions:
>expand to the west
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>>25978229
The republic of Fish goes north to that little ass island and expands into Portugal.
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>>25978229
Can I join? I'll start as Gold in Italy and will go by the name of Sloths
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>>25978260
Spill into Ireland also Alliance vercigetorix?
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>>25978229

I'll put my bonus in my name from now on.
Expand into Germany.
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>>25978229
Gib Jordan. Spills to Saudi Arabia.
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>>25978264
Hey do you want to ally? I would like the assistance of the Haradian forces.
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>>25978304

woops forgot bonus is 8
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>>25978313
Any spills from that Pali fill Oman and Yemen.
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>>25978360
Sure whit boi. Not sure if you can keep up tho, if you kno what Im saying.
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>>25978367
Hey Sanders. Would you like an alliance?
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>>25978367
Yea I counted it, hey I would need to request that I can have my Russian land back, or else I must take it by force.
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Lithuania will continue it's expansion to the south
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>>25978438

its yours my friend

>>25978431
yes
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Round 4, Italy joins
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>>25978496
Thank you, you are truly adhering to Sanders' vision

Rolling

Actions:
>expand to the west
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>>25978536
Roll
Action:
Expand south into Italian peninsula
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>>25978536
Fill Yemen, UAE, and Israel.
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>>25978536
Fill France. Attack the Green guy.
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>>25978572
I'm +6
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>>25978536
Expand east from spain, take the green nation if possible.
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>>25978586
Ok, but you have to take one turn to declare war, so you do that this turn, you can still do your action just cant attack him until next turn
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>>25978536
More Egypt, NIGGA
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>>25978536

Expand to the Czech Republic, fill it up entirely, spill into Austria.
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>>25978668

AND THEN SPILL INTO GERMANY fucking palindrome
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>>25978695
Wait palindrome is only first 3 senpai
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>>25978536
Do you mind listing all of the alliances at the beginning of each round? It'd be really helpful.
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>>25978707

oh ok nvm then just first post sry
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>>25978708
Yea I'll do that and wars and NAPs, you're right I should've.
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>>25978708
Hey Sloths. NAP?
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Round 5

Wars:
None

Alliances:
1. Empire of Shado and Kangz

NAPs:
None
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>>25978732
I'm pretty vulnerable here so might as well
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>>25978765
Rollin

Actions:
>expand to the west and half to the south
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>>25978765
Expand into Belgium. Attack the Green. Spill into France.
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>>25978765
>>25978765
Rolla'

More uh dat 'frica, muh Jigga
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>>25978765
Fill Israel spills to Iran.
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>>25978765
Roll
>Action:Expand into Northern Italy
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If there is still a spot open, can I claim the area around Constantinople and the Bosphorus?
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>>25978811
I'm +8
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>>25978765
The republic of Fish declares war on yellow.
Jump over into italy as much as I can, then finish taking spain.
Anything else goes to expanding east into africa.
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>>25978765

Fill Germany
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>>25978829
By which I mean Thrace and Constantinople itself; to be clear, if unable, I am not claiming the opposite side of the Bosporus.
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>>25978867
Yea sure

Color?
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>>25978952
Blue. Name my country Empire of the Virgins.
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>>25978982
Want to be allies?
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>>25978982
Oops sorry blue is taken, red is the only one left senpai
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>>25979003
You are Italy, right? Yeah, sure.
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Round 6

Wars:
1. Nigel Thornberry and Vercingetorix
2. Sloths and Republic of Fish

Alliances:
1. Empire of Shado and Kangz

NAPs:
1. Sloths and Nigel Thornberry
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>>25979068
Ta South Afrrica Jigga.
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>>25979068
Rolling

Actions:
>expand south
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>>25979068
The republic of Fish starts eating into italy. If possible, take all of it.
Anything else will go into expanding east into africa.
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>>25979068
Roll
Action:
>Push Fish scum back to Spain
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>>25979068
Take Belgium
And finish the Greens
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>>25979068
Expand into Turkey
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>>25979068
Expand into Greece.
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>>25979111
Fill France then
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>>25979068

fill germany blxodsdasdas
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>>25979105
Awww sorry m8 you only lasted three turns... this is why i hate bonuses tbqh

you can rejoin though somewhere else
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>>25979104
Why are you attacking a dude without any bonuses without attacking the guy who's close to getting a +10 bonus?
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>>25979235
Because the only animal on this map is a fish.

>>25979224
>>25979105
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS REPUBLIC
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>>25979235
Fish declared war on him man... He didn't have a choice
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>>25979224
Ok, I'll start in India as Tech Support.
Same color?
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Round 7, RIP Italy edition

Wars:
None


Alliances:
1. Empire of Shado and Kangz

NAPs:
1. Sloths and Nigel Thornberry
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>>25979280
Expand throughout France.
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>>25979280
EAst And South Mah Jigga
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>>25979280
The republic of Fish takes the rest of italy and moves into france.
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>>25979261
Sure, I added you so you can roll this turn

Rolling

Actions:
>expand to the west

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzuE_eCWohM&list=PL00F32DF9392A2667&index=126&ab_channel=jediking12 - The theme of my country btw
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>>25979280
Did you see my earlier reply? Just wondering
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>>25979280
Declare war on Constantinople. If I can, fill Turkey with spills to Iran.
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>>25979321
I'm not on there
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>>25979280
Expand into Greece again, though it didn't show up when I did it last round. If it was an error, then fill Bulgaria.
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>>25979366
Because you're insignificant.
I'm declaring war on you again
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>>25979366
Yea I added you, so you can take an action this turn
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>>25979280

fill germany

if germany becomes filled
fill slovenia and surrounding places
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>>25979280
Roll
Action:
>Expand into Southern India
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>>25979373
Yea forgot sorry, fixed now and you got a palindrome nice

>>25979435
ok
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>>25979420
Hey Sanders could I get Netherlands since we are in an Alliance.
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>>25979484

yes

also yeah me and nigel are in an alliance btw OP
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Round 8

Wars:
1. Empire of Virgins and The Caliphate


Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia

NAPs:
None
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>>25979537
Rolling

Actions:

>expand west
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>>25979537
Ayyy,
Dat
East
&
Dat
South
NIGGGAA
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>>25979537
Take the Netherlands and Iceland. Expand throughout France.
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>>25979537
Attack Virgins
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>>25979537
Albania and Kosovo. If Possible, spill into Serbia.
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>>25979537
The republic of Fish takes switzerland and goes from italy into north Africa.
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>>25979537

Fill Slovakia, Hungary and Croatia, spill into Bosnia and Herz
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>>25979537
Roll
Action:
>Take Sri Lanka
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>>25979574
Wait, can he cross the Bosporus even though there is no line?
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>>25979537
Roll
Action:
>continue conquest of India
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>>25979634
>>25979617
WTF
guess ill use a trip then
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>>25979618
That's how it's worked in every risk thread I've played.
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>>25979679
The republic of Fish proposes and alliance with the caliphate.
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>>25979679
In that case...

Oh no.
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>>25979679
>>25979618
Yea.. its really small would be kind of pointless to make a line, its just implied unless its an ocean or sea
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>>25979561
Kangz I would like to have an alliance with You
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>>25979709
The Caliphate agrees.
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>>25979729
I consider an alliance with Kangz is an act of war.
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>>25979742
Why? My people love spanish beaches. There is no need for war.
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>>25979659
Whoa somebody is impersonating me
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>>25979761
Too many alliances makes you a threat to me and I intend to conquer him.
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Round 9

Wars:
1. Empire of Virgins and The Caliphate


Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia
3. Republic of Fish and The Caliphate

NAPs:
None
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>>25979789
Roll
Action:
>Keep spreading throughout India
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>>25979789
Rolling

Actions:
>expand west
>declare war on Clovis
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>>25979789
Try to retake Constantinople. If there is anything left from the effort, march across the Bosporus.
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>>25979789
I declare war on Kangz.
Start to surround his western borders, the rest goes into filling central Africa.
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>>25979789
Rolling for Iceland and take thr rest of UNCLAIMED France.
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>>25979789
Expand
Dat south and east
Nigga
Again
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>>25979789
Roll
Action:
>Move north in India
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>>25979789
Why'd I get two t's, he didn't defend? Anyway, attack Virgins
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>>25979830
Ah, fuck u nigga sick my big fat palandrome.
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>>25979845
What do you think you're doing imposter
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>>25979845
Ayy sloths want an alliance my nigga
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>>25979789

Declare war on Purple so I can invade next turn?

Invade Poland and spill into anything you want.
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>>25979858
You don't need to say defend, its redundant, I just automatically subtract it
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>>25979867
>>25979885
Ay sorry niggaz forgot my trip
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>>25979858
Welp, guess I am now the Constantinoplean Cuckhold. Also known as the Byzantine Beta.
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>>25979885
Which one are you? Can you state your name please?
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>>25979867
You palindrome doesn't come close to making up for the difference in power between out nations.
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>>25979915
Yeah sure I could use an alliance
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Crab Federation
China
Pink
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>>25979928
Ayy, what you mean power nigga. U some kinda white supremacist. Fuckin kkk shit.
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>>25979981
There aren't any colors left.
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>>25979993
>25979993
fuk, had to use mobile fo a sec shiet i hate it
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>>25979993
Now we are.
We've elected Moonman as our secretary of state, and Ben Garrison as our offensive coordinator.
This is our natoinal anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkKh3bYKR2U
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>>25979928
It came decently close desu

you got 47 he got 34, but you're only at war next turn anyways
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>>25980055
ayy, wuz you 3rd riech in a previous game?
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>>25980080
No.
This is the first time I've ever played risk
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Round 10

Wars:
1. Empire of Virgins and The Caliphate
2. Kangs and Republic of Fish
3. Clovis and Empire of Shadow
4. Clovis and Sanderstopia


Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia
3. Republic of Fish and The Caliphate

NAPs:
None
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>>25980098
End the Virgins.
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>>25980098
Rolling

Actions:
>Take Clovis' lands
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>>25980098
Beat dat punkass bitch fish nigga
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>>25980098
Hey Fish would you like an NAP?

Also could I get Southern France in exchange for an Alliance.
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>>25980098
Desperate struggle against the kebab to try to retake Constantinople.
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>>25980098
Roll
Action:
>Invade The Caliphate's lands
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>>25980137
I would help you but I don't want Kangz to have to fight Caliphate since we're allies and hes in a war
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>>25980098

Invade the rest of Poland from Purple

Fill all unoccupied space in Southeastern Europe
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>>25980098
Roll
Action:
>Advance further north into India
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The republic of Fish attacks Kangz. Go for, and take Egypt.

>>25980098
I refuse the alliance on those terms. I need something tangible.
I will agree to a non aggression pact.
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>>25980194
STOP IMPERSONATING ME REEEEEEE
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>>25980215
Set up a tripcode, dummy.
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>>25980200
These are good terms tb.h. Like these are amazing terms nothing like AT&T terms. Its a simple exchange.
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>>25980228
He's the impersonator, i already set a trip.
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>>25980192
Can you agree to stay out of Ukraine? I need to take all the Soviet lands
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>>25980215
If you wanna play like that, you can
I gave you a +1 bonus in sri lanka and you should've got the india bonus before mssing with the caliphate you fucking faggot
get china's +1 bonus as well fucking noob
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>>25980253
It would render me unable to expand in any way.
If you can get me part of hungary or austia, you can have an alliance and the rest of france.
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>>25980303
Talk to Sanders on that familia.
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>>25980283
I'll play the game how I want to, fuck off and join under your own name
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>>25980282

no, i need ukraine as i havent declared war on any1 else and would be wasting my roll

you can expand downward sir
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>>25980323
He's your ally. You can get it from him if you want france so badly.
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>>25980133
He got the leg up on you this time with his double zeros, next time kick his ass ok
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>>25980330
You should go for Romania
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>>25980325
fuck off you fucking faggot you're fucking noob to play without a trip in the first place
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>>25980330
>>25980282

actually nvm i did math wrong yeah u can have ukraine im so sorry plz fix it
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>>25980339
kay muh nigga, I've been nown to lay dat smack down.
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>>25980283
Actually, just keep my kingdom, I'm going to sleep anyways
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>>25980359
Ok... you pretty much got all the balkans turkey and greece dont have.. i got purples land because i attacked before you
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>>25980359
Sanders How should we go about getting Southern France?
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>>25980372
Ok then.

(insert original comment here)
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>>25980379

u ready to destroy oj? i got ur back
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>>25980358
>calls me a noob
>feels the need to leech off of my territorial gains
Good night, faggot
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>>25980379
I told you. Have him trade Hungary for the rest of Germany, then you get France, I get Hungary, he gets Germany.
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>>25980400
Lets get Kangz on it. DECLARE WAR ON FISHFUCK.
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Round 11

Wars:
1. Empire of Virgins and The Caliphate


Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia
3. Republic of Fish and The Caliphate

NAPs:
None
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>>25980415
Fine
I'll give you France in exchange for non aggression.
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>>25980430
Finish off Virgins.
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>>25980430
Roll
Action:
>Advance north into India, if spill, china
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>>25980430
Rolling

fight dat mudafucka Fish
>>25980415

ay if you niggaz declaring war on dat oragne mudafucka den you alright in muh book
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>>25980430
Rolling

Actions:
>take ukraine, if overflow get the caucasus
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>>25980430
Apply for a loan from the EU and attack North into Greece.
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>>25980430
Continue to attack Kangz.
After I take Egypt, I want to take the rest of Chad.
Then I will take as much of eastern Africa as possible.
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>>25980433
Nah man it is war. We had time for talking. Say it with me Conqueror Sanders

>>25980468
Aight
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>>25980430

Declare war on Olive and Orange

i would have liked to do this before the map update so idk if you'll let it slide but

fill in the rest of europe that isn't ukraine and let me invade olive.
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>>25980494
Alliance if u down wid it nigga dat alright witch u Morgoth and Sloths?
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>>25980529
Damn str8 m8
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>>25980471
Would you like to have my part of France so you can have a chance to conquer Nigel?
If you agree and we win, I will give you the entirety of the UK.
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>>25980578
Since we're at war with Teal, I suggest taking his Germany t's, so he loses ten from his bonus.
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>>25980471
Morgoth I'd like to request an Alliance.
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>>25980613
I had planned on it.
You need to attack sanders to keep him off of me while I finish Kangz and defend myself.
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>>25980468
Kangz I need you to Fuck Orange with the bbc

>>25980527
Sanders you need to wipe out north italy and switzerland I'll help
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>>25980613
Sure

>>25980578
Ok, cede me the land, in which case I will also be at war with the might of Sanders

I declare war on Nigel and Sanders
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>>25980656
My share of France is yours.
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>>25980656
Oh fugg XD
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>>25980638
ay, fuck yo nigga, orange ass bitch
>>25980648
if thes 1 thing us Kangz kno, its fuckin bitches in the ass.
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>>25980675

cant fight on 2 fronts

gotta deal with the gommie and the alah akubar

plz invade into italy/switz to set up a divide between me and oj and ill promise ill come help kill him l8r


also i declare war back on u red
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Wars:
1. The Caliphate and Sanderstopia
2. Nigel Thornberry and Empire of Shadow
3. Empire of Shadow and Sanderstopia
4. Sanderstopia and Republic of Fish
5. Republic of Fish and Kangz
6. Republic of Fish and Nigel Thornberry
Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia
3. Republic of Fish and The Caliphate
4. Sloths and Empire of Shadow
NAPs:
None
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>>25980725
Got it m8 they will know fury
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>>25980731
SMASH DAT LITTLE ORANGE BITHC FISH IN D@ @SS
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>>25980731
Rolling

Actions:
>push into Finland
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>>25980731
First wipe out Red France. Add all other numbers to switzerland.
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>>25980731
Roll to fill china
If spill kyrgzstan and tajikistan
if still spill uzbekistan and turkmesitan
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>>25980731

Invade in a 3 prong attack style, Ukraine, Poland and Estonia

i really dont wanna fight u red, u have so much southern territory to grab, please just back the fuck off
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>>25980731
I continue to siege egypt.

>>25980773
I request the sloths declare war on Kangz.
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>>25980731
Fill the Caucases. Spills to Iran.
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>>25980813
I highly suggest you start to attack Sanders.
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>>25980757
Spill into North Italy
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>>25980790
Nah its fine I will lose anyways, want to spectate sort of
>>
eh, Boyz i gotta go to bed, give my shit to morgoth
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>>25980834
I'm gathering strength.
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>>25980866
Why not greatest ally Nigel? Or Sanders
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>>25980849

just give me europe, if u go grab the rest of asia and kill poo in loo's ull be good
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>>25980866
>>25980792
If thats the case, I'd like to change my actions to attacking Austria if possible.
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>>25980896
Soryy, nigga he was my first homie. also
>>25980912
Fuck you fish nigga you bitch and have always been one =. u faggot suck my bbc faggot. BITch
Bitc
Bit
Bi
B
BI
bic
Bict
BItCH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qZwwyHvCbo
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>>25980866
Thanks mah nigga cya around

round 13

Wars:
1. The Caliphate and Sanderstopia
2. Nigel Thornberry and Empire of Shadow
3. Empire of Shadow and Sanderstopia
4. Sanderstopia and Republic of Fish
5. Republic of Fish and Kangz
6. Republic of Fish and Nigel Thornberry
Alliances:
1. Empire of Shadow and Kangz
2. Nigel Thornberry and Sanderstopia
3. Republic of Fish and The Caliphate
4. Sloths and Empire of Shadow
NAPs:
None
>>
>>25980980
Rolling

Actions:

Push the damn nords from my homeland
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>>25980980
Assault those damned Fish in North Italy Switzerland and spain
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>>25980980
Okay. Now kick Sanders' ass.
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>>25980980
The republic of fish attacks France and Germany.

I cede Egypt and Chad to the Empire of shadow, on the condition of continued support.
>>
Hey Fish, your bonus is 42, I have to count it every damn turn so can you just put it in your name
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>>25981036
Yes I can.
I am now Fish (+42)
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>>25981049
Well now its 38 because of your generous gift, either way we will fight to the end
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>>25980980
Ay no prolem nigga cya. When you planning on doing another one of these?
>>25981049
Fuk you bitch
>>
>>25981074

Uh probably in 3 days or something its pretty tiring desu cya m8
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>>25980980
Roll into pakistan, if spill uzbekistan and turkmenistan
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>>25980980

Coordinate with Blue to kill any Italy/Switzerland that he doesn't accquire, then try to invade into Ukraine and From Finland INTO Russia.
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>>25981100
Hey sloth Alliance?
>>
>>25981065
Anything to assist an ally.
>>
>>25981096
Requesting for empire of shadow to cede me north kazakhstan so that the +2 bonus is not left unused.
>>
what even is this lmao
>>
>>25981126
Sorry, but due to the interests of my allies and my own interests i will have to deny that offer.
I will remain neutral for the time being.
>>
holy fuck okay


we need you as an ally for us westerners to hurt the east,

Teal, Blue and Orange v. Red and Olive

fish if you dont ally with us red will fuck your ass
>>
>>25981199
I back this highly. Fish, what have you got to say?
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Hey just wondering is anyone up for a truce and going to bed
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>>25981227

yeah i guess m80
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>>25981199
>>25981226
I refuse entirely.
You had your chance for an alliance, now you come groveling to me.

>>25981227
rip
Cede your lands to me and I will take over the chart.
>>
>>25981227
If you DoW olive we will be in bed in no time
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>>25981255
Ok so I can go home now then!

Bye guys

Orange take my land, at least make sure the men of the west fall
>>
If Orange gains Reds land, Olive u better step up for us nigga
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>>25981255
Fuck off fish you bitch as nigga
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>>25981255
Maybe if you werent so hasty we wouldnt of had war.
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>>25981292
The world will be ours.

>>25981295
As my oldest ally, I've declared Olive as a protected state.

>>25981316
Too damn bad.

I'm new to this. Count your own damn bonuses and put them in your names. Count it before you roll.

Making the updated map right now.
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Alright goodnight I am out. I have shit to do anyway. Cede all land to Sanders my True Comerade!
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>>25981360

Same, I fold, cant protect 3 fronts.

GG nice Diplomacy skills OJ.
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>>25981360
>>25981379
I spent all this time updating the map, for nothing.
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>>25981474
If You other guys are still playing, this is the map.
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>>25981512
This is the real map.
Forgot to attach it.
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I leave for 2 hours and you assholes steal all my land.

Heartless bastards. Lithuania was a land of peace
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>>25981542
It's my land now, Clovis.
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>>25981522
Holy shit.
Expand into iran.
Destroy the caliphate!
>>
I declare war on sloths.
I take the rest of Africa, then move to Take Germany, France and Switzerland.

>>25981560
Alright. You cant take anything more than the free spaces this turn. You have declared war with the caliphate.
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>>25981555
Well fuck

Can I be your vassal or something? Or did you execute poor ol' King Clovis when you took my land?
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>>25981609

Hey fish, can you cede me north kazakhstan?
That +2 bonus would be nice.
>>
>>25981610
If the caliphate guy doesn't come back, you can roll for him on the next turn.
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>>25981616
It is done. Remember to state what you do this turn.
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>>25981610
Though I didnt take your lands originally, the king fled to the motherland of Benin.
You're a duke there.
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>>25981629
Nah I should be going to bed anyways

I just hope that my people will be taken care of by their new ruler
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>>25981676
Oh sweet then. This duke is going to bed. Good luck with all the conquering and such
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Just me and you, sloths.
Next turn, the caliphate turns t default land.

WARS
EVERYONE VS EVERYONE
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>>25981767
Rolling
I attack sloths northern borders.
>>
You still here, sloths?
>>
Alright, games over.
FISH WINS
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