>My sister is a famous singer/millionaire
>I spend 8 hours a day on 4chan, and have only had occasional factory jobs, still living with my parents aged 26
is she a roastie though?
>being related to Taylor Swift
>>25976240
Sort of, she is not really slutty by French standards, but certainly by my (and r9k) standards.
>>25976213
who though
originalio
>>25976213
no one fucking cares.
Most people don't even know your exists.
At least you have millionaire sister you can leech money from.
Enjoy your life idiot and stop caring about people who doesn't give 2 fucks about you.
>>25976250
you are anon?
>>25976264
Alizee, She is not really known outside France though.
>>25976282
can i fuck her for a couple of bucks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfXBNQMj2SE
>>25976331
>millionaire
>willing to fuck anyone for 'a couple of bucks'
>>25976363
she looks like the slutty type.
Also I'm not paying her, I'm paying his brother to let me fuck her.
>>25976282
would you bang your sister?
>>25976384
She is pretty hot, so if she wasn't my sister sure.
Frenchfag here too, isn't she in a really low period? I think I remember her last album didn't sell well
Youre a liar, op. Prove it
>>25976282
You're sister's so fucking cute. Her music sucks though, as does all French music.
>>25976213
Johann?
lmao original
>>25976481
look up melody's echo chamber
>>25976437
She's past her prime, and far more concerned with her daughter and cuck boyfriend now.
>>25976489
lol, happy times.
>>25976282
Sup Johann, how's it going?
>>25976666
getting quads would be the highlight of my day, lets put it like that.
>>25976586
Man no fucking way it is real
So you claim to be this person OP?
>>25976756
yes, that's me
unoriginal commment
OP please tell me your sister is Selena Gomez
>>25976756
Op here, no that's not me, I'm not going to post her
>>25976768
If that's you, you should just gtfo, fucking chad
>>25976768
yes more like no pal
Is Alizee happier than you?
>>25976832
Of course, she has money and a child and a bf, what do I have?
do you see any of that money anon? does she at least buy you expensive stuff for birthdays and shit?
>>25976848
I dunno just seems like she has to fake through so much of her life
lol stop buying this stupid bait
Here's Alizee's brother, he looks like a robot definitely;
http://websta.me/n/josupreme?lang=en
>>25976213
>still living with my parents
>>25976282
>Alizee
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/singers/alizee-net-worth/
>$50 million
Why doesn't your sister just buy you a cheap house?
>>25976803
so much
THIS
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Have you ever found out about her fucking other guys besides her bf?
>>25976849
>does she at least buy you expensive stuff for birthdays and shit?
Yeah, got a nice watch
>>25976803
i dunno familia the top half of his head is too big
not sure if bait but in case it's not... if alizee realli is your sister she is my 10/10, would creampie, read poetry to and hold hands with. hnnnng dat fucking petite body