What's the longest you've ever gone with out sex?
For me, 6 months.
It was never a game to begin with, lad.
>5 years, from 18 to 23 years old.
Had a gf when i was 18, lost v card, but only fucked her 3 or 4 times after that. She dumped me and I didnt have any girl contact all those years. I'm 24 now and have a qt gf, great sex. We are all going to make it bros
>you where conceived by a sexual act
>can't repeat that act
>tfw im more interested in her sexy sole and toes than I am the sex
just 36 years, at least my powers are growing strong
I wish all the normalfags on this board would just die
meh the thing is, you remember all the shit you had to put up with for sex, and maybe it can make your fantasy go away.
But if you experienced crazy sex with crazy girls its even worse.
I wish I had waited for Wizardry. I turned down a man's wife when I was 19, but caved later that year and saw this nice hooker. Was alright but not what I thought it would be.
Why does sex as a female look more fun and fulfilling than sex as a male?
36,579,761,040 electric jiffies.
259 lunar months.
135 dog years.
19.91 lunar years.
0.00000008405337778219 galactic years.
Coincidentally, that's also my age.
I usually count hookers. That would make my last one about two weeks ago.
But if not, then it would be about 11 years ago. Only time I didn't pay for sex
and I ended up with a kid out of it.
>Conquer Level 5
because as a man, you're the one doing the vast bulk of the work, both to get her in bed and often in the act too.
I had a friend comparing sex to eating a good pizza. Now imagine the pizza gives you money, cooks itself, jumps into your mouth and uses your jaw to get chewed and melts on your tastebud before slipping in your esophagus.
same feeling when i was in my early 20s, with a bigger belly
oh hey there's that joke again
nope, doesn't get any funnier the 73rd time
Im not sure I get a little frantic if I don't get sex frequently and my GF picks up on it and usually let's me fuck her or she gives me a bj/hj
She's been joking I should have her roommate help out with the cum load. can't tell if that's her saying she want's me to break up or wants a black women in the bedroom with us.
I feel sorry for them.
The only reason a normalfag would ever come here would be to make themselves feel better.
When the only way you can feel good about yourself is by comparing yourself to us, you're not very well off at all.
Just coming up to 2 months, that'll come to an end tonight though.
>tfw non-virgin that still gets uncomfortable when he sees porn
it just looks so weird to see other people do it
i even hate imagining myself doing it
just look at it, it always seems so awkward
also, about 9 months (right now). it's the worst, my ex gf was conventionally hot and i was a heroin addict so i didnt even enjoy fucking her. literally would come up with so many excuses not to fuck her, so she wouldn't find out i was on heroin :-(
The owner of that vehicle had good form, tipping the wiper blades up overnight to make the morning-after scrape-off go more smoothly. also this preserves the blades by minimizing their caking in the snow and ice, which is important for safety reasons once you're on the road and your life depends on a clear windshield, among other things.
(get it guys? In the context of "game", I'm "negging" the female figure by not paying attention to her, thereby thwarting her obvious plea for attention! I"m so clever xD )
Since September 17th 1993
Wife had a miscarriage
Refused all intimacy afterward
I worked for her father, lived in a house he owned
We still sleep in separate bedrooms
Have not seen her naked since that last night
Reminds me constantly about our marriage vows, about my promise to her and to g_d
8162 days, but whose counting
paying for it: 6 months
not paying for it: 33 years
just signed up for tinder and swiped right on like 80% of the profiles. got like 5 matches in 3 days and i just changed my account so it's not visible anymore. looks like i'm going to die alone.
25 years and counting, 26 this year actually.
I'm 4 years in March, how did we get here? did you have a gf before this?
Almost 23 years, until I went to a prostitute.