What's the longest you've ever gone with out sex?

>6 months

implying u were raped as an infant

23 years.


original

26 years 9 months 14 days

>>25975565
>even a tiny skeleton girl lusts for a thick cock
I give up, the game is rigged.

19 years until I caved and gave myself to a disgusting prostitute.

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>>25975751
It was never a game to begin with, lad.

>5 years, from 18 to 23 years old.

Had a gf when i was 18, lost v card, but only fucked her 3 or 4 times after that. She dumped me and I didnt have any girl contact all those years. I'm 24 now and have a qt gf, great sex. We are all going to make it bros

>>25975565
at least 5 years and counting, if not 6, cant even remember properly m8, i know who i had sex with, but cant even remember how it has gone

fuck this shit

17 and maybe 8 months.

My entire life, also

>asking that question in this board

>>25975565
2.5 years as of right now... I've had sex a whole 3 times with one girl in my 23 years of living. Such is life.

>>25975565
15 years, 7 months. After the initial time, the longest was roughly a year.

>>25975565
So, for how long have I been alive, again ?
Oh, yes, long enough to TELL YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS TO FUCK OFF.

I had sex once on October 4th 2013. I haven't had sex since. I'm half way to 23.

>>25975565
gimme dat sauceino, homeboy

>>25975565
Could someone please source that, I have been looking for ages, yes i know there's a website there but I am not paying for porn.

>>25975565
source
>inb4 watermark
I can't find the video

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>>25975565
20 years

doesn't feel too bad desu

>>25975565
Was 23 years. Now it's over 1.

>>25976100
>>25976103
>>25976113
geizer you fucking plebs, the video is probably here somewhere

xvideos.com/tags/geizer

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5 years and still going.

Six months without sex...but some 3-4 years since I've cummed while doing it

>>25975751

What made you think they were any different?

>>25976171
>her porn name is geizer
Weird, but thanks for the source will fap to them all

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>you where conceived by a sexual act
>can't repeat that act

19 years and 6 odd months. Since then? 2 days.

My whole life u fucking normie

>>25975565
17 years the first time
7 years and counting the second.

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>tfw im more interested in her sexy sole and toes than I am the sex

I think it was 2, maybe 3 years. The current running streak appears to be 2 or so months.

>>25975963
Im gonna have to kill myself if im the top guy of this thread (of the guys who had sex at least one time)

somebody please beat my 6 years so i feel better with myself

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just 36 years, at least my powers are growing strong

19 years.

Current streak is almost at 3 years. I've only had sex with 3 girls, and the last was the only GF I've ever had, who I was with for 5 years.

>>25975565
>pale skin
>shit hair
>lifeless and malnourished

Who would want to breed with that ghoul?

Forever

thishadtobeoriginal

>>25975690
23 years here too

There is no end in sight

>>25975690
This also was going to be my original response

>>25976532
Its all about that cock and how she make it look even bigger

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I wish all the normalfags on this board would just die

>>25976381

I'm getting there. Well over 5 years now.

I think in a sense you become even more neurotic when you had a gf and then NEVER AGAIN

>>25976532
you must have had sex recently

or just another faggot on r9k

>male virgins
>you were born
>you've been inside your mom
check mate virgins

>>25975565
That looks like hes fucking an alien or his figurine. Asians are so lifeless

>>25976653
>figurine

That's what I thought when I saw the thumbnail.

19 years. Considering just fucking some dude on craigslist. Good chance I'll get aids or something but it shouldn't be too hard to find someone willing at least

>>25976653
>asian

Did you even look at the webm?

>>25975565
9 months, because I was deployed.

But if that doesn't count then....2 weeks.

>>25976619
meh the thing is, you remember all the shit you had to put up with for sex, and maybe it can make your fantasy go away.
But if you experienced crazy sex with crazy girls its even worse.

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>>25976471

I wish I had waited for Wizardry. I turned down a man's wife when I was 19, but caved later that year and saw this nice hooker. Was alright but not what I thought it would be.

>The Allies' Penetration of Auschwitz

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>>25975565
>6 months
Grouse yarn, mate.

>tfw no bf to lose your virginity to

>>25976653
>so lifeless

If you think that this is lifeless, you're in for a surprise if you ever get with a really passive girl. Lol.

Probably about 2 years
I miss him ;_;

>>25976819
>this bitch
>just laying there all boring
>passive girl
>just laying there all boring

SAME THING

>>25976799

Cum to me.

>>25976871
>SAME THING

Wait and see for yourself.

>>25975565
18 years, and 5 months

>>25976823
>why didn't chad want to commit ;-;
>at least I have had a beta orbiter for the last 2 years and I can cry on his shoulder when I miss chad

I think 1 year, but I can't remember.

>>25975647
you beat me to it, man

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9 years I guess.

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Why does sex as a female look more fun and fulfilling than sex as a male?

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Almost one month. Going to tomorrow :^)

>>25978155
In America it's probably because women don't have their genitals mutilated.

>>25975565
Just passed the one year mark. Probably going to pass the two year mark. Wouldn't be surprised if I went for 3 or 4+ years

>>25975565

Well, 20 years till I lost my virginity, but right now I'm on 4 months which is the longest post virginity dry spell


I'm going fucking crazy

s-sauce? original comment

>>25975565
26 years and counting. Yay.

>>25978297
Not the OP, but Alina from casualteensex. It's a good video.

One week. I've fucked 29 girls, most from Tinder.

Probably about a year. I fuck a lot of hookers. Spent a while locked in my apartment, though. I was ordering everything and I think I went about 4 months without ever leaving it once.

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>>25975565
609,662,684 seconds.
36,579,761,040 electric jiffies.
10,161,044 minutes.
169,350 hours.
7,056 days.
19 years.
1,008 weeks.
504 fortnights.
259 lunar months.
231 months.
77 quarters.
135 dog years.
19.91 lunar years.
4.83 olympiads.
3.87 lustrums.
1.93 decades.
1.29 indictions.
0.74 generations.
0.39 jubilees.
0.19 centuries.
0.01933 milleniums.
0.00000008405337778219 galactic years.
0.00000000060966268400 exaseconds.

Coincidentally, that's also my age.

>>25978380
Why are you here?

original comment

>>25978553
Because I need to resort to Tinder to get laid and I barely ever go out anymore.

if you don't count the time before I ever had sex, it's been 5 months now. I'm 19

2 years
and it was terrible

>>25975565
I had regular sex when I had a long term girlfriend but after that I only had a few sparse encounters.

It's been about 2 years since my last time, and we only did it once.

Just over 2 years. Just recently broke my "dry spell" by fucking a prostitute. Not sure if that should count or not.

>>25978682
I don't count prostitutes.

My last non-prostitutinal coitualization was 6 years ago.

>>25978682
I usually count hookers. That would make my last one about two weeks ago.
>>25978795
But if not, then it would be about 11 years ago. Only time I didn't pay for sex and I ended up with a kid out of it.

>>25975565
30 years desuwa

>>25975565
fucking normie cunt get out

Gonna be 23 years in April.

>>25975565
>WAAAAHH i didn't have sex in 6 mounts

>this is one of the normies biggest problems

22 and a half years on 2/5 and still going strong.

>>25975565
Just hit 20 years two weeks ago.

>>25978866
oh shit my dude. how is that situation going?

>>25976592
I'm wishing for this more often as the days pass.

>>25979017
Could be worse. I see her pretty regularly and I get on okay with her mom.

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>Conquer Level 5

>>25979109
how is the youngin?

>>25979194
Doing better in school than I ever did, which is a start. I was a straight C student all through school. Good kid.

Never had sex, but I just got my first gf so ask me again in like a week or two

29 years

original gomment

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>>25978155

because as a man, you're the one doing the vast bulk of the work, both to get her in bed and often in the act too.

>>25979512
What's it like on the cusp of Wizardry?

>>25978155
I had a friend comparing sex to eating a good pizza. Now imagine the pizza gives you money, cooks itself, jumps into your mouth and uses your jaw to get chewed and melts on your tastebud before slipping in your esophagus.

>>25978228
oh my god why did you say that
all the awful childhood memories of feeling betrayed by my parents are flooding back
they were the only ones i though i could trust

82 months. Yes I want to kill myself.

>>25975565

1512 weeks. (robot block?)

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>>25979899

same feeling when i was in my early 20s, with a bigger belly

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>>25976644
oh hey there's that joke again

nope, doesn't get any funnier the 73rd time

>>25975565
Two weeks?
Im not sure I get a little frantic if I don't get sex frequently and my GF picks up on it and usually let's me fuck her or she gives me a bj/hj
She's been joking I should have her roommate help out with the cum load. can't tell if that's her saying she want's me to break up or wants a black women in the bedroom with us.

17 years. then after that i had a 4.5 year neet spell where i barely talked to anyone or left the house. crazy to think that was about 7 years ago.

>>25979899
Its like looking into a vast well of "what could have been" just a little deeper each decade.

>>25975565
two-hundred and twenty eight months

2 years. used to get it regularly then turned full r9k

>>25975565
name of vid?

20 years

I touched a vagina this year though, so that's cool

You know this place is full of newfags when there are over 100 posts and no one has posted suace on that porn

Like 2 years. At about the 6 month mark now again.

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Whole life
Everybody < 5 years needs to GTFO now

>>25975565
32 years
fuck off you stupid fucking robot

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>>25975565
8,425 days with no end in sight.

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almost 4 years

I'm 27 now

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20 years 9 months 11 days

>>25980876
Fuck off and die it was posted really early on.

18 years or so

My gap now is at 3 months, being a normie sucks because you know how good it feels :(

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>>25976592
I feel sorry for them.

The only reason a normalfag would ever come here would be to make themselves feel better.

When the only way you can feel good about yourself is by comparing yourself to us, you're not very well off at all.

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Just coming up to 2 months, that'll come to an end tonight though.

>>25975565
28 years, 6 months, and 25 days.

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21 years going strong i never touched a vagina

24 this year. I wonder what it feels like.

>>25975565
20 years

original sfdfdsfsd

>tfw non-virgin that still gets uncomfortable when he sees porn

it just looks so weird to see other people do it
i even hate imagining myself doing it

just look at it, it always seems so awkward

>>25975565
20 years

originad

>>25981825
>only way you can feel good

Bit of a leap of logic there m8.

>>25976592
a lot of robots are getting older and becoming normies

i laugh whenever i see a thread about a 19 year old that thinks he is fucked for life

>>25981974
OP webm is extraordinarily awkward, dong fret

>>25980444
Great fucking analogy, checked

>>25981530
don't flatter these hoes

i promise that won't get you laid, unless you're actually attractive and its in jest because you're not actually out of her league

also, about 9 months (right now). it's the worst, my ex gf was conventionally hot and i was a heroin addict so i didnt even enjoy fucking her. literally would come up with so many excuses not to fuck her, so she wouldn't find out i was on heroin :-(

>>25981178

The owner of that vehicle had good form, tipping the wiper blades up overnight to make the morning-after scrape-off go more smoothly. also this preserves the blades by minimizing their caking in the snow and ice, which is important for safety reasons once you're on the road and your life depends on a clear windshield, among other things.

(get it guys? In the context of "game", I'm "negging" the female figure by not paying attention to her, thereby thwarting her obvious plea for attention! I"m so clever xD )

18 years and 10 months.
It has been almost 2 months since the last time I had sex though.

>>25975751
that dude looks like he's gonna break her

>>25975565
25 years
fuck off I don't care if this isn't orginal

>>25975565

Since September 17th 1993
Wife had a miscarriage
Refused all intimacy afterward
I worked for her father, lived in a house he owned
We still sleep in separate bedrooms
Have not seen her naked since that last night
Reminds me constantly about our marriage vows, about my promise to her and to g_d
8162 days, but whose counting

paying for it: 6 months

not paying for it: 33 years

just signed up for tinder and swiped right on like 80% of the profiles. got like 5 matches in 3 days and i just changed my account so it's not visible anymore. looks like i'm going to die alone.

9203 days

i think i'll kill myself on the 10000th day. that feels right.

>>25976532
Me, I imagine if I breed a petite Asian I'd have the cutest Eurasian daughter.

About a week

Fekin robot

>>25975565

its not cp but feels like cp

>>25975565
shit, how do you go so long? it's been 2 weeks for me and I'm going crazy haha

>>25975565
So you got fucked in your ass after 6 month your birth?

>>25975565
29 years because I have never had sex.

43 years and going strong
Hold me please
I'm so alone

>>25982229
Five minutes of defrosting will do the same thing.
Hell, the car's new enough that it probably has electric defrost strips under the wiper blades.

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>>25975565
25 years and counting, 26 this year actually.

me
29 years and counting

heres not a (You)

>>25975565
4 years in may.

>i might actually be a 40yo virgin in a few years
never thought it'd come to this :/

24 years..

Please, kill, me.

>>25976243
Why would you want to conceive yourself again?

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>>25984210
I'm 4 years in March, how did we get here? did you have a gf before this?

>>25975565
7 years and counting

I'd fuck a rhino in the asshole if I could at this point.

Almost a year, but that doesn't happen anymore.
If you're around 30 and stay in shape, pussy gets cheaper.

21 years. 25 now. Ever since, 6 months is also max for me.

>>25983405
do you know the guy who she gets sex from though?

>>25975565
almost 19 years :D

20 years and don't see this changing anytime soon.
I don't know how I'm gonna be once i'm in my 30's.

>>25975565
4 years and counting

orign comnet

5 months, I can't get out of this dry spell. life is suffering senpai.

14 years this year

>>25984315
Yeah, lost my v card to her and we were together for 3 years. Things went downhill after that. Haven't been with anyone since then and my selfsteem sunk like the Titanic.

>>25975565
It's been 5 years

>>25975813
Do you regret this original decisiob?

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Almost 23 years, until I went to a prostitute.

ITT: Normies acting like roasties.
>muh, havend had sex for 2 days
>i am le robot sadfrogface

15 years because my parents loved me enough to not let me get molested

>>25984352
I don't want pussy when I'm 30. I want to bang young chicks while I'm young and horny myself.

hi, im 26 and incell.

how do i find girl for sex?

24 years. Only 6 to go until I get my powers.

>implying I won't have killed myself