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What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done?
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>>25974172
Fugged ur mum
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Probably licking and sniffing my sister's panties.
And doing creepshots occasionally
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DP on some random and her BF I met at a Goth club without a condom then ass fucking her while she sucked him and getting blood all over my dick.
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>>25974281
Damn bro.
Why would you do that?
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>>25974319

Drunk and horny. She was an 8/10.
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My mother had a MILF friend staying over at our house one time
She wanted to go have a shower, so I hid a camera in the bathroom and let it film her in there
Then I jerked off to the footage
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Stalked the shit out of a female friend's twitter and tumblr accounts. Saved her pics, fapped furiously to them many times.

Created a fake twitter account to send her pics of my boner next to her pics, sometimes with small handwritten notes with her name,mshe never responded, simply blocked me.
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>>25974418
So urr, you have this footage?
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>>25974172
It was probably a felony so I'll pass.
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>>25974281
who's ideia was it?
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>>25974438
No
I felt ashamed about it so I quickly deleted it
Really regret it now, her tits were great and I wanna witness them again
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One time I was standing and then a girl stood right infront of me inches from my penis. Then a fly brushes against her hair and she gave me a dirty look and walked away.
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>>25974172
stood behind a girl at a nightclub feeling her ass, wasn't even on the dancefloor and she was a complete stranger stood with her friends

She turned round and asked what I was doing, I just walked off

still a sperg even when I'm Chad
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Creepiest: On some tour in Panama a couple of cute girl tourists got on the bus. We exchanged small talk during the day, and when they got off the bus I sniffed their seats for a few minutes.

Most perverted: Visited a bathhouse. Pic related.
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>>25974446
This isn't the police station boy, it's /r9k/
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>>25974471

They approached me. It was pretty well know at the club (thanks to a loudmouth girl I slept with) that I have a 9 inch cock. It was her birthday and that's what she wanted to do.
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>>25974172

Tickled my cousin's feet for as long as I could on a couple occassions because that's my fetish and she's attractive.

No harm done since I haven't told anyone about my fetish and no one knew I was going to fap afterwards, but even from the perspective of her and my other family members who witnessed it, it was probably creepy.
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>>25974172
I save all images of girls from my school (55 girls to be exact) and jerk off to them. I want to delete them and just trash it all but I have so many good pictures that have been deleted or where hard to come by. I also sometimes write stories about them. I need help.
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>>25974575
write stories?
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>>25974701
Stories about me fucking them or others fucking them.
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We were playing house and I dry humped my sister
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>>25974281
goth club what was the name?
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>>25974172
i cant say that without a lawyer
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>>25974712
others fucking them?
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>>25974769
Do you have a hard time reading?
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>>25974799
hard time reading?
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>>25974575
>mfw I do the exact same thing
>mfw i've deleted a folder that included a nipslip of a 9/10 prude
>mfw that is literally one of my biggest regrets
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>>25974172
Fapped to the idea of my friends little sisters letting me eat them out and sucking my cock. I've also sniffed his moms panties, and I accidentally sniffed their panties thinking they were their moms. I also purposely showed my hard cock to the friend who's an autist and indirectly tried to get him to jerk me off.
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Saved this from a similar thread a while back.
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>>25974857
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>25974891
I put all the shit on a flashdrive and hid it so I wouldn't be tempted to look at it again. But whenever I see a new picture I have to save it.
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I-I tongue kissed a little kid...
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i cumed in the panties of a women and left them
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I download bikini pictures of girls I know IRL and photoshop them into nudes

I take request, but Im by no means a pro
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>>25974936
You fucking degenerate, anything but touching is okay.
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>>25974954
Saying "that's not okay" doesn't mean much in a thread like this. It's not like he's boasting or anything.
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>have close female friend that I work with
>meeting up
>"hey anon I left some nice heels at work can you bring them along?"
>left work 30 mins early so I could kiss them
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Used step-sisters panties to jerk off once

Thats about it
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>>25974954
I'm sorry. ;~;

>>25975003
thanks
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Okay you faggots I'll tell you a story of true regret, spaghetti-dropping, and perversion.

>be me
>2, 3 years ago, in high school
>in band, i'm upperclassman and there is an underclassman girl who is really pervy, but is a prude religifag ironically
>in class, have the need to fap
>BADLY
>she doesn't have great tits or figure, but her ASS is GOD-TIER
>has absolutely 0 social media pages, so i decide to take a chance
>wait until coast seems to be clear, take out my phone and put on the cam
>get really good angle at her ass while she and everyone else isn't looking
>about to press the capture button when i realize that the drum major, a black christfag, is literally standing right behind me, looking at my phone
>spaghetti the fuck out
>fumble with the phone, pretend to examine it to find an issue or something
>quickly walk away and pretend to fiddle with it
>he looked at me with a disgusted expression ever since
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When I was 13 I masturbated under my hoodie during a road trip. I was in the car with my grandparents and my cousin. I think I was fantasizing about Miley Cyrus complimenting my testicles.
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>>25974430
Pretty hot, bro. Nice job. Sending the pics was a nice touch.
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>>25974936
Don't feel bad about it anon, children have sexuality just like you.

Little girls:
>not slutty
>actually listen to you
>less of attention whores than when they grow up
>prefer betas over chads
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>>25974942
at least you're developing a skill
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>>25974964
did you even get hard?
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>>25975058
fucking christ anon, i'd slit my throat right there
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>>25974172
jerked off while watching the cute neighbor girl doing exercises in spandex shorts. She literally has the nicest body I've ever seen
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>>25974942
Here you go anon, work your magic.
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>>25974942
thanks anon, much appreciated ya great guy you
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>creepiest
Masturbating with the same hand that felt up a dead body moments earlier
>most perverted
Masturbating in a funeral home/cemetery on top of a grave/next to a dead body

Worst I can admit to on a honeypot mongolian cave painting forum
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>looked through keyhole when roommates would fuck
>bought software to rip photobuckets of girls i knew
>have a huge collection of pictures of female friends
>post sluttier friends on other chan-like sites to see if other people have found nudes (this has surprisingly worked a few times)
>stolen SD cards and flash drives to see if i could find nudes
>had a guy rip a girl's iCloud for nudes (no win, unfortunately)
>social-engineered my way into various girls' email or dropbox accounts to find win
>tried blackmail on one friend of mine pretending to be someone else. chickened out at the last second and i still regret not getting her A M A Z I N G tits (pic related)
>sniffed panties
>many creepshots (never been caught)
>recording girls on skype/omegle
>gone through girls' facebook accounts and phone searching for "sex" in the messages to see what slutty shit they've been up to
i'm a huge pervert who will do anything to get nudes
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>>25975091
your post convinced me to become a real life loli rapist
thx anon
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I wanked a few times during classes. I stole panties from a few friend's mothers. I tried to fuck a female dog back when I was a very horny teenager and was in weird porn but she didn't seem interested. I looked a lot at CP when I was a kid and without proxies, could have gotten my dad into big troubles haha. Nothing fancy really, just horny teenager things.
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>>25974172
>date a titty monster
>she's hot as fuck and I always wanted to see her naked
>get nude pics from her
>pretend to be her online and send nudes to a bunch of dudes
>have the most intense orgasms of my life

Why?
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>>25975429
How how how

My dream is to go through girls face books
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Put on a dog collar and started looking at pictures of my cousin while humping a pillow and calling myself a pathetic retard while imagining her standing over me and laughing at me as I did it.
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>>25974742

City Club. It's turned to shit now.
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>>25975778
Umm..

Dude...

What the fuck were you raped or are you just crazy
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>>25975723
it's much tougher these days with login notifications and two-factor auth. back in the day i could get into facebooks with weak security questions, but now i have to physically be in possession of the computer.

just recently my female friend paid me stay at her place so i could watch her cats while she went on vacation. after asking her if i could use her computer to "netflix and chill with the cats," i went through her facebook, got all her nudes from dropbox/onedrive and saw how much of a slut she is through her facebook messages. it was glorious.
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>>25975885
That just broke my heart
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>>25974712
You write fucking fan fiction of people you went to school with
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Inbred with my grandma. Not even our own family knows.
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>>25976123
have another picture of glorious-tits girl. i hope it cheers you up. good luck in your future perving, anon.
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>>25975173
Post pictures anon
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>>25976233

You got my attention, tell us please.
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>>25975429
Teach me your ways anon
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Looked at a girl's cleavage while she adjusted her shirt, hoping for a peek.

Looked at girl's cleavages and asses a lot in general during my horny teenage years.
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>>25974964
Are you insinuating you watched child pornography mister?
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>>25975429
Can I get your Skype please you're fucking godly
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>>25976233
dont leave it like that go on
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>>25976316
Ain't much to tell. Had a fling with grandma years back. At her age she didn't think we'd need protection which turned out to be a mistake. She had the baby and gave it to a nice couple to raise, and no one in our family knows she was even pregnant. We keep it all a secret.
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>>25974964
WeIl...
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>>25975058
>caring what a nigger thinks

Why?
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>>25976472
jesus shit what
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>>25976258
>>25975429
pls post more of this semen demon, preferably an imgur album or zip
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>>25976472
More explanation is required anon.
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>>25976623
Like what? Not gonna say her name and address.
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>>25976692
First of, why did you fuck your grandmother in the first place? Second, did nobody realize that she was pregnant?
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>>25976692
like how tf did it even get started
and isnt it awk now around her and stuff
(not who u replied to btw)
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>>25976623
did you even enjoy it or was it rape?
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creepiest thing ive done
>masturbated while laying next to someone in bed
the person was my friend's friend
i thought they were asleep, and everytime they made a noise like they were coughing or soemthing i'd get really scared and slow down
>in the morning they were leaving and came back in the room to say bye
>looked at me with a very uncomfortable smile and just waved
they were fucking awake
i hope to never run into them again and hope that they didnt tell my friend
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>>25976735
She sincerely asked me to try a light relationship with her because she was lonely and kind of depressed. It wasn't supposed to be more than going out together and spending time close and holding each other but it got carried away over some time. We were able to keep it secret because she lives out in California while the rest of our family lives on the East Coast. I went to visit and live with her for awhile so us keeping it secret meant no one ever found out as far as I know.

>>25976744
First bit said above. It's awkward yeah but in a weird way it sort of also brought us closer. We had this secret life and experience together that we mutually keep secret so it kind of ties us together. Also we both care about the kid so that too.
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>every time I've been to a party I start a somewhat friendly fight or go "you think you're tough dude? punch me in the stomach a whole bunch of times and see how many it takes to take me down"
>when it's all done and I'm bruised up all over I find a nice secluded place to jack off the the pain
>everyone I know thinks I'm a klutz because I always find a way to "accidentally" hurt myself
>nobody knows it's intentional and I have a boner the whole time
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>>25976875
>they say your kid usually takes a lot after their grandparents and further back and also their parents

HOW FUCKING DISABLED IS THIS CHILD
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>>25976912
if you had kids with your ancestor from 100 years ago both of you would be less related than your mother.
at least i think thats how it works
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>>25974446
spill the beans anon
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>>25976912
Maybe by luck but as far as we know she's perfectly healthy. Might be against the odds because of mine and grandma's relation, and grandma's age when she was born but her new parents haven't had any problems with her and she's quite bright for her age from what I've heard. We were worried at first because she was born a little underweight and sickly at first but since then she's now totally healthy.

Don't know what the odds are on that.
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>>25975836
FELLOW FUCKING CITYCLUBBER!

Holy shit what a terrible fucking place that was.

I started going to Factory Mondays in A2 instead
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>back when I was twelve
>house had wifi before any of my 'friends' down the block
>they always came by to use me to check their Facebook on my ipod
>let them because I have no other friends
>one day decide to prank them and open gay porn on ipod explorer so they see it when they open it
>they don't mention it so I can't laugh at them and they never come back to my house
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>>25977159

Cheers. I haven't been to necto in a few years.
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>>25977191
Should come out some time! It's still a lot of fun even though Jinx hasn't changed his playlist since 2012. But then again you can recognize all the songs and sing along. It's a bit of a younger crowd than CC, but they're all in it to have a good time.
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>>25977332

My ex goes there with her husband (my former friend). I stick to Small's in Hamtown. I do miss Jinx though. Always hooked me up with drink tickets.
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>>25974172
>What's the creepiest thing you've ever done?

Been an unattractive male that felt perfectly natural emotions towards women.
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>>25977396
How is Smalls? I've been meaning to try them out. It's a bit far south of a drive for me, but eh, gas is cheap. They got a good dance floor?

>>25974172
On topic. I used to dress up in a dog hood and leathers and do cam shows. Standard "order me around and treat me like a puppy" kind of stuff. Got off to it. Felt dirty and used after a while.
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Asked a girl out over facebook on her wall.

I was in high school. Got ripped apart for it, I was incredibly naive back in the day.
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>>25977543

Retro night might be worth the drive if you liked the old Friday nights at City. Aaron and Kat spin there.
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When I was 14 I fapped in a waterpark under a towel. Nobody noticed.
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>>25977637
Looks like they're having an industrial night on the 30th. I might come out for that if my schedule's good. Thanks anon.
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>>25977790

I was planning on going to that one, but I'm too broke. Have fun.
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>>25976472
>At her age she didn't think we'd need protection which turned out to be a mistake. She had the baby and gave it to a nice couple to raise, and no one in our family knows she was even pregnant. We keep it all a secret.

I call bullshit.

There's no way this happened.
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>>25977857
I've seen it talked about a few times before so definitely not just made up for this thread.
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When me and my sis were both teens, I jerked off to her big tits when she was sleeping in my bed.
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>>25977450
>never bothered the girls all through school because everyone told me I was ugly and creepy so often I didn't even try
>"you're going to grow up to be a rapist anon"
>"your mums so pretty what happened to you"
I just want a friend
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>>25974172
Stole a female Christian friend's underwear.
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>>25977988

:( I'm so sorry, man. My heart breaks for you.
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Rubbed my dick on my friends 8 year old cousin when I was 14. She didn't even speak english, it was so fucking hot. Still think about it sometimes.
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>>25975723
What I do is catfishing, Ive got loads of nudes by asking for them or asking icloud passwords
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masturbated in a japanese manga cafe after the guy in the booth next to me did and started sobbing
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