Tickled my cousin's feet for as long as I could on a couple occassions because that's my fetish and she's attractive.
No harm done since I haven't told anyone about my fetish and no one knew I was going to fap afterwards, but even from the perspective of her and my other family members who witnessed it, it was probably creepy.
>>25974172 I save all images of girls from my school (55 girls to be exact) and jerk off to them. I want to delete them and just trash it all but I have so many good pictures that have been deleted or where hard to come by. I also sometimes write stories about them. I need help.
>>25974172 Fapped to the idea of my friends little sisters letting me eat them out and sucking my cock. I've also sniffed his moms panties, and I accidentally sniffed their panties thinking they were their moms. I also purposely showed my hard cock to the friend who's an autist and indirectly tried to get him to jerk me off.
>>25974857 Ironic shitposting is still shitposting >>25974891 I put all the shit on a flashdrive and hid it so I wouldn't be tempted to look at it again. But whenever I see a new picture I have to save it.
Okay you faggots I'll tell you a story of true regret, spaghetti-dropping, and perversion.
>be me >2, 3 years ago, in high school >in band, i'm upperclassman and there is an underclassman girl who is really pervy, but is a prude religifag ironically >in class, have the need to fap >BADLY >she doesn't have great tits or figure, but her ASS is GOD-TIER >has absolutely 0 social media pages, so i decide to take a chance >wait until coast seems to be clear, take out my phone and put on the cam >get really good angle at her ass while she and everyone else isn't looking >about to press the capture button when i realize that the drum major, a black christfag, is literally standing right behind me, looking at my phone >spaghetti the fuck out >fumble with the phone, pretend to examine it to find an issue or something >quickly walk away and pretend to fiddle with it >he looked at me with a disgusted expression ever since
>looked through keyhole when roommates would fuck >bought software to rip photobuckets of girls i knew >have a huge collection of pictures of female friends >post sluttier friends on other chan-like sites to see if other people have found nudes (this has surprisingly worked a few times) >stolen SD cards and flash drives to see if i could find nudes >had a guy rip a girl's iCloud for nudes (no win, unfortunately) >social-engineered my way into various girls' email or dropbox accounts to find win >tried blackmail on one friend of mine pretending to be someone else. chickened out at the last second and i still regret not getting her A M A Z I N G tits (pic related) >sniffed panties >many creepshots (never been caught) >recording girls on skype/omegle >gone through girls' facebook accounts and phone searching for "sex" in the messages to see what slutty shit they've been up to i'm a huge pervert who will do anything to get nudes
I wanked a few times during classes. I stole panties from a few friend's mothers. I tried to fuck a female dog back when I was a very horny teenager and was in weird porn but she didn't seem interested. I looked a lot at CP when I was a kid and without proxies, could have gotten my dad into big troubles haha. Nothing fancy really, just horny teenager things.
>>25974172 >date a titty monster >she's hot as fuck and I always wanted to see her naked >get nude pics from her >pretend to be her online and send nudes to a bunch of dudes >have the most intense orgasms of my life
>>25975723 it's much tougher these days with login notifications and two-factor auth. back in the day i could get into facebooks with weak security questions, but now i have to physically be in possession of the computer.
just recently my female friend paid me stay at her place so i could watch her cats while she went on vacation. after asking her if i could use her computer to "netflix and chill with the cats," i went through her facebook, got all her nudes from dropbox/onedrive and saw how much of a slut she is through her facebook messages. it was glorious.
>>25976316 Ain't much to tell. Had a fling with grandma years back. At her age she didn't think we'd need protection which turned out to be a mistake. She had the baby and gave it to a nice couple to raise, and no one in our family knows she was even pregnant. We keep it all a secret.
creepiest thing ive done >masturbated while laying next to someone in bed the person was my friend's friend i thought they were asleep, and everytime they made a noise like they were coughing or soemthing i'd get really scared and slow down >in the morning they were leaving and came back in the room to say bye >looked at me with a very uncomfortable smile and just waved they were fucking awake i hope to never run into them again and hope that they didnt tell my friend
>>25976735 She sincerely asked me to try a light relationship with her because she was lonely and kind of depressed. It wasn't supposed to be more than going out together and spending time close and holding each other but it got carried away over some time. We were able to keep it secret because she lives out in California while the rest of our family lives on the East Coast. I went to visit and live with her for awhile so us keeping it secret meant no one ever found out as far as I know.
>>25976744 First bit said above. It's awkward yeah but in a weird way it sort of also brought us closer. We had this secret life and experience together that we mutually keep secret so it kind of ties us together. Also we both care about the kid so that too.
>every time I've been to a party I start a somewhat friendly fight or go "you think you're tough dude? punch me in the stomach a whole bunch of times and see how many it takes to take me down" >when it's all done and I'm bruised up all over I find a nice secluded place to jack off the the pain >everyone I know thinks I'm a klutz because I always find a way to "accidentally" hurt myself >nobody knows it's intentional and I have a boner the whole time
>>25976912 Maybe by luck but as far as we know she's perfectly healthy. Might be against the odds because of mine and grandma's relation, and grandma's age when she was born but her new parents haven't had any problems with her and she's quite bright for her age from what I've heard. We were worried at first because she was born a little underweight and sickly at first but since then she's now totally healthy.
>back when I was twelve >house had wifi before any of my 'friends' down the block >they always came by to use me to check their Facebook on my ipod >let them because I have no other friends >one day decide to prank them and open gay porn on ipod explorer so they see it when they open it >they don't mention it so I can't laugh at them and they never come back to my house
>>25977191 Should come out some time! It's still a lot of fun even though Jinx hasn't changed his playlist since 2012. But then again you can recognize all the songs and sing along. It's a bit of a younger crowd than CC, but they're all in it to have a good time.
>>25977396 How is Smalls? I've been meaning to try them out. It's a bit far south of a drive for me, but eh, gas is cheap. They got a good dance floor?
>>25974172 On topic. I used to dress up in a dog hood and leathers and do cam shows. Standard "order me around and treat me like a puppy" kind of stuff. Got off to it. Felt dirty and used after a while.
>>25976472 >At her age she didn't think we'd need protection which turned out to be a mistake. She had the baby and gave it to a nice couple to raise, and no one in our family knows she was even pregnant. We keep it all a secret.
>>25977450 >never bothered the girls all through school because everyone told me I was ugly and creepy so often I didn't even try >"you're going to grow up to be a rapist anon" >"your mums so pretty what happened to you" I just want a friend
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