My wife and I were snowed in.

Rice, shit, fish, and eggs.

So nothing good except eggs.

>a qt girl will never take a shit on some rice and force you to eat it

Just end it now please

>>25972558
did she seriously shit on a plate for you?

>wife
oh boy a cuck in the making

>>25972558
What is that brown paste and the green you're drinking? Why are the handles on your silverware so long?

>long grain rice
fucking faggot

Nutella and rice? sweet

WHAT IS IN THE JAR TELL ME NOW

>>25972866
I hope your wife is at least eastern European who grew up in a small village with cooking like that.

Is that Mole OP?

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>>25972558
>She had nothing to do
No snowed-in lewd stuff? What a shit wife.

>>25972558
If this is true then I envy you more than you know. I'm incredibly lonely, and being sick with the flu (or something) makes it even worse. I wish I had a wife or girlfriend to take care of me right now.

And it's been so long since I had something besides just boiled vegetables... I wish I wasn't poor.

>>25972558
>burnt salmon and boiled eggs
>half a plate of poo, and half a plate of overcooked rice
>a jar of stagnant sewer water

Truly a feast, enjoy.

>drinking from a jar

hipster cuck

>>25972558
>goulash
Yuck
I hated my dad for making me eat this as a kid

>>25973003
>tfw paid a shit ton of money for some raw chicken and instant rice because I couldn't be bothered to go to the supermarket
>you probably had the same for cheap

>>25973211
just get a wife

>>25973238
I just said I don't like loosing money tho

>>25972804
>tfw have a new fetish now

>>25972880
>>25972935
Black bean paste. Freshly made apple cucumber juice.

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>>25972558
>Wife
>/r9k/
>>>/out/

>>25972558
Nice meme jar, faggot.
Where's the sriracha and bacon infused Himalayan pink salted caramel?

>>25972558
>white women in charge of knowing how to cook.

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>>25974148
>Where's the sriracha and bacon infused Himalayan pink salted caramel?
for real nigga? that sounds good !

I'm about to cook pancakes, bacon, and eggs for my husband, and can post them when I finish, if you guys want.

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>>25974156
Tell me what race you are so I know which slur to use when I tell you to stop being such a salty witch.

>>25974293
Can you poop on them like OP's wife?

>>25972558
are you that asian dude? howd you get married so fast?

>>25972965
They've probably had their fill of that, having been snowed in for a full day now.

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>>25972558
what's that brown stuff?

>>25974956
"bean paste"

you forgot to make something for you wife's son

>>25972558
Since when is /r9k/ /n/ormal?

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>2016
>getting MARRIED

oamilaffin

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>>25975153
since middle of 2015 haven't you already realized?

This place is facebook now

>>25972558
what did her son eat?

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>>25974679
Sorry, no poop.

>>25972558
your wife is a pretty bad cook. maybe she should stop trying to be a "career" woman.

>tfw can imagine OP's pig-nosed, overweight, pockmark riddled subhuman (thin light or dark brown to black hair with hideous brown eyes) face just by looking at her cooking
How can you be happy sleeping next to that beast when there are men who wake up next to smarter, more attractive, and more culinary talented women every single day?

>>25975424
Forgot to mention that this bitch probably ties her hair up in a ponytail and refuses to wear makeup which only serves to accentuate her hideousness further

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>>25975424
You literally managed to describe my exact opposite, making it sound like I'm some sort of mexican or something.

That's gross. You're gross.

>>25975263
You have such a cozy looking kitchen and I'm jealous. I want snow and a homemade pancake breakfast.

Somewhat unrelated, but is the kitchenaid mixer worth the money? I want one like yours so bad, but they're really expensive.

>>25975982
I'm sure I did you inbred mediocre fuck.

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>>25976215
There hasn't been any inbreeding in my family tree in like, well over a century and a half. Jeeze.

Don't be so hateful, anon. Just take a few deep breaths and it'll all be alright.

I made myself a chicken stew.

>fry cut up chicken breasts in oil and butter
>remove and set aside
>dice onions, celery, carrots and peas (1 cup each)
>throw in a large pot or wok
>stir fry until tender
>add 2 cups chicken stock, 1/2 tsp salt, pepper and thyme
>add chicken
>heat to boiling then put on to simmer
>add 1 1/2 tbsp of all purpose flour and mix
>allow to thicken (approx 5 min)

Serve hot with mashed potatoes.

>>25974148
Am I a hipster if I have sriracha but only use it in asian soups? I like it in pho, but I really don't like a lot of it and putting it on burgers and shit.

>>25978305
I almost exclusively put it in instant ramen.

Chicks that can't cook and make the "wifey" posts with shit like OP and crap like breakfast for dinner are just hilarious.

>Eating diarrhoea
>Drinking from a jar

I hope she takes everything you own, faggot.

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>Plating your uncooked chocolate cake batter next to your unseasoned rice-a-roni
>Overcooking salmon
>No paprika on your hard-boilies
>Drinking booger water from a hipster jar
>No glossy finish on your wooden table
2/10 learn to cook OP

>>25976106
I just spent the last 3 and half hours shoveling. You don't want snow.

>>25978305
I feel like hoisin sauce is best with pho.

>>25978755
I'll tell her to put paprika next time.

Did a rough calculation for how much snow shoveled. Came out to a little over 6000 pounds.

>>25972558
>Photo of a meal for one
Implying you didnt just cook for yourself...

>>25980291
My wife usually doesn't eat more than 1200kcal a day. She does make meals for two but she usually just nibbles on some of mine.

>>25981463

This black bean paste you speak of, how is it different from refried black beans, or is it?

>>25972558
Nice blog faggot.

originaloriginaloriginal

>>25974688
There's a lot of Asian dudes, which one?

>>25981626
It could be considered that but hummus is another comparison. Black bean paste is a catch all.

>OP has a wife
>Who cooks him food
>Rice, salmon, eggs, freshly made apple cucumber juice
>Black bean paste

Even if I didn't know what the black bean paste, I wouldn't even jokingly or ironically go "lol that looks like shit". Idk, it's like "haha I get it it looks like shit" but after a few hundred of them it becomes stale.

>>25972558

unlike the other bitter retards on this thread I don't mind admitting that this is looks very nice, OP.

however you did kind of open yourself up to abuse here by not posting about some obscure fetish or how much you want to die. be more careful in the future, friend

>>25972558
tell her if she's going to do a blowjob and let you fuck her. can you report back what she says? also is there any chance you could upload a video or picture of her vagina?

>>25972558
How did you meet your wife?

This is original fuckers!!!!!!

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>2010
>snowed in
>wife and I play vidya, shitpost, read comics, watch chinese cartoons, play fight, eat snacks, and get it on like bunnies every hour

Fond memories

Screw anybody who says "opposites attract", the best mate is someone similar to you

>>25972965
WHY DO THESE ANIMALS LOOK SO FUCKING SMUG