She had nothing to do and made this delicious meal.
>She had nothing to do
No snowed-in lewd stuff? What a shit wife.
If this is true then I envy you more than you know. I'm incredibly lonely, and being sick with the flu (or something) makes it even worse. I wish I had a wife or girlfriend to take care of me right now.
And it's been so long since I had something besides just boiled vegetables... I wish I wasn't poor.
>Where's the sriracha and bacon infused Himalayan pink salted caramel?
for real nigga? that sounds good !
Tell me what race you are so I know which slur to use when I tell you to stop being such a salty witch.
since middle of 2015 haven't you already realized?
This place is facebook now
>tfw can imagine OP's pig-nosed, overweight, pockmark riddled subhuman (thin light or dark brown to black hair with hideous brown eyes) face just by looking at her cooking
How can you be happy sleeping next to that beast when there are men who wake up next to smarter, more attractive, and more culinary talented women every single day?
You literally managed to describe my exact opposite, making it sound like I'm some sort of mexican or something.
That's gross. You're gross.
You have such a cozy looking kitchen and I'm jealous. I want snow and a homemade pancake breakfast.
Somewhat unrelated, but is the kitchenaid mixer worth the money? I want one like yours so bad, but they're really expensive.
There hasn't been any inbreeding in my family tree in like, well over a century and a half. Jeeze.
Don't be so hateful, anon. Just take a few deep breaths and it'll all be alright.
I made myself a chicken stew.
>fry cut up chicken breasts in oil and butter
>remove and set aside
>dice onions, celery, carrots and peas (1 cup each)
>throw in a large pot or wok
>stir fry until tender
>add 2 cups chicken stock, 1/2 tsp salt, pepper and thyme
>heat to boiling then put on to simmer
>add 1 1/2 tbsp of all purpose flour and mix
>allow to thicken (approx 5 min)
Serve hot with mashed potatoes.
>Plating your uncooked chocolate cake batter next to your unseasoned rice-a-roni
>No paprika on your hard-boilies
>Drinking booger water from a hipster jar
>No glossy finish on your wooden table
2/10 learn to cook OP
>OP has a wife
>Who cooks him food
>Rice, salmon, eggs, freshly made apple cucumber juice
>Black bean paste
Even if I didn't know what the black bean paste, I wouldn't even jokingly or ironically go "lol that looks like shit". Idk, it's like "haha I get it it looks like shit" but after a few hundred of them it becomes stale.
unlike the other bitter retards on this thread I don't mind admitting that this is looks very nice, OP.
however you did kind of open yourself up to abuse here by not posting about some obscure fetish or how much you want to die. be more careful in the future, friend
>wife and I play vidya, shitpost, read comics, watch chinese cartoons, play fight, eat snacks, and get it on like bunnies every hour
Screw anybody who says "opposites attract", the best mate is someone similar to you