Okay brobots I'm stuck in my apartment with my girlfriend and her 6/10 friend. I want to have a threesome. We have drugs. We have booze. How do I make the move? Nubs decides. If you don't know what nubs is gtfo.
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If it wasn't discussed before and you're not at least 7/10, your chances of this happening are slim to none.
The only way I could see this being pulled off is if you found a way to all get into a close proximity and you were able to subtly touch both of them simultaneously. Just build a blanket (with pillows) fort, drag a TV in with the drugs and booze, then start the party.
I tried it before OP, it won't work out, don't do it.
Even if you get them to (reluctantly) agree to do it, threesomes don't exactly work out for the guy unless those chicks worship your cock. It'll probably just end up with them lesing out on each other.
What if your girlfriend tried to get you to have a threesome with one of your guy friends? You probably wouldn't like that.