What is your average day like /r9k/? mine:
/morning/
>Hit snooze 18 times
>Wake up
>Lean bedshotgun against the wall in the corner
>grab GLOCK
>Hit coffee machine to turn it on
>Put on a record
>Do makeup immediately
>Ugh/Tsk a lot because ramming brushes into your eyeballs when you're still half asleep is shit
>Cry about it if you're emotionally unstable
>Shake my hair out of bun
>Deodorant/perfume/brush teeth
>Throw on floor clothes and holster
>Rush around throwing shit into my purse
>Stumble onto bus for work
>Earbuds so that nobody talks to me
/Afternoon/
>Grab 3 coffees and drink them throughout day
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Get bored
>Briefly talk to guys that message me on Fagbook
>Ignore guys that message me on Fagbook
>Paint my toenails behind my desk while spinning in chair
>Think about my ex
>Type out message to ex
>Backspace message to ex
>Shitpost on 4chan
>Eat a salad
>Half-ass some email replies
>Browse online clothing
>Do no actual work
/evening/
>Walk home with final coffee
>Pick up some quick dinner or beauty/cleaning products on way home
>Greeted by cute cat upon arrival
>Coo at him while getting immediately naked and grabbing living room AR15 pistol to keep near me, put away GLOCK
>Put on record
>Running jump into bed
>Open laptop
>www.pornmd.com
>Masturbate furiously
>Go shitpost on 4chan while eating dinner
>Ignore guys that message us on skype
>Shower
>Get out of shower and play with boobs
>Wonder deeply if you should get a boob job
>No I guess they're awesome
>Put hair in bun
>Think about how scared I am of sleep paralysis, roll over on side
>Spooning would be nice right now
>Think about how I ruthlessly reject so many Chads daily but desperately want qt skeltal robo bf to cuddle, grab bedshotgun
>Wonder if I'm a cunt
>Probably
>Think about how cool it would be if you could fall asleep while watching TV with your eyes closed still
>TV eyelids, bio tech?.. hm.
>Fall asleep in weird bedshotty butty position
>>25967865
Right now (NEET):
>Mom wakes me up around 12pm so we can have lunch
>As soon as I'm done with lunch I go back to bed
>Grab my laptop and stay there for hours
>Around 9pm I take a shower and have dinner
>And then I go back to bed with my laptop until I fall asleep
>>25967865
fuck you, get out
>>25967865
Bed shotgun?
>>25967865
>wake up at 12:30 PM
>get out of bed at 1:30 PM
>go downstairs
>have breakfast
>lie on the couch and watch tv until I can be bothered to go upstairs
>shit
>shower
>computer
>eat at 6 PM
>computer
>eat at 10 PM
>computer
>eat at 2 AM
>computer until 4:30 AM
>cry
>sleep
nice pasta pham
Morning
>wake up
>roll around in bed
>go downstairs and make coffee
>shitpost on 4chan and listen to music
>drink coffee
>shitpost on 4chan
>browse /fa/ wiki
>feed dog and cats
>play vidya upstairs
Afternoon
>shitpost and play vidya simultaneously
>do some RPs Nationstates
>feed cats and dog
>play vidya and shitpost up until dinner
Evening
>eat and lose myself in thought
>load dishwasher
>shitpost until around 10:00
>crawl into bed
>shitpost and watch anime on occasion
>play a game on tablet
>fall asleep around 11:30 to 2:00
Rinse and repeat until the weekend ends
>>25968108
rude
>>25968117
i was raped by a home invader so i keep a shotgun in my bed now
not tumbler raped, raped raped
>wake up
>drink vodka
>go about my day, skate, work, read, whatever
>drink more vodka
>hang out with some buddies, skate more
>drink more vodka
>watch netflix or play vidya
>drink more until I pass out
>>25968404
russian bro from soviet russia near russia?
>>25968396
It was a nigger wasnt it
>>25968618
im not racist but it does make it even worse
>>25968722
There are black people who are smart and dont do crime and then there are the rest of them aka the niggers
>>25968829
talk about oontz music
>>25969084
oontz music?
>>25967865
Get your roast beef flaps away from this board.
Weekdays
>Wake up
>Breakfast
>Go to classes, take notes, do assingments, study ect.
>Go home
>Go workout
>Come home, play CSGO browse 4chan
>Cry myself to sleep
Weekends:
Same except replace classes with BF4 and CSGO
>wake up at 5am
>leave for work by 530
>Get to hosptial, put on scrubs, report to senior resident
>assigned bitch work to do throughout day
>shit on most of the day by residents
>sent home by 5-6pm
Rinse wash repeat all of third year of med school.
Cant wait for this ride to end.
>>25969199
it's music that goes "oontz"
>work 7am-3pm M-F
>roll out of bed, drive to first clients house
>once all clients are in the car, drive to carl's jr.
>we eat breakfast and I dick around on the internet until around 9:30
>either go do volunteer work at our job sites, or get exercise walking around a local park
>go get lunch, either at a job site or McDonalds
>finish day with more volunteer work, or chilling at the local library
>drive clients home
>go home
>either do or procrastinate on paperwork for the day
>if I stay home, I will get high and listen to music, play guitar, and mix recordings of shit I'm working on with breaks to shitpost
>alternatively, I'll drive 20 minutes to a friends house and do the exact same shit with him
>wake up at 9
>take a bong hit
>masturbate
>shower
>eat breakfast while watching something or listening to music
>go to work
>help literal retards with their smart phones
>eat lunch
>help more retards maybe a go to a meeting or 2
>go home grab a beer and my bong shitpost and watch netflix for a few ours or play vidya
>masturbate
>sleep
The average day of a wagecuck I guess.