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Anybody else seen one?
>be me
>go to McDonalds
>waiting for cashier
>some little black girl that looks uncannily like pic related shows up behind cashier, she literally has the size and height of an 8 year old.
>say hi and order my tendie burger
>she says in "will that be all" and sounds exactly like a damn 8-9 year old
> I say "yeah" and wait for my food
> itshappening.jpg
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I used to work in a corner store and there was a woman who would come in every day and looked about 8-10 years old. Short, blonde hair, flat, childish facial features. Thing is she came in to buy cigarettes and she had the voice of a 50-year old chain smoker.
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>>25966685
Never lucky
>Original.jpg
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>>25966631
I'm dating a 20 year old chick who is 4 foot 10 inches and 78lbs

She's all into Victorian clothing, corsets, lingerie, and kinky shit. The first time she came over to my place she wore a collar and a leash.

Her voice is so girlish it's insane

And she's so sweet. She does anything I ask. I have video of her doing my dishes in lingerie
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>>25966800
Pictures ya goof.
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>>25966800
Does she humiliate you for being a pedo? If she did that she'd be the perfect girlfriend.
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>>25966800
Where did you meet her?

Jesus Christ so many people have tried to ask this same question in different ways.
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>>25966860
No
>>25966903
Art gallery
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>>25966958
>Shortstack
Eww
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>>25966800
>mentions video
>doesn't deliver
where dafuq do ya think your at kiddo?
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>>25967021
Gb2b that's my vid + can't convert vid to webm on phone
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>>25966958
OP here

that's cool anon but when I said the person I met looked like a little kid
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>>25966958
gross
She looks deformed
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>>25966631
>she literally has the size and height of an 8 year old
Yeah I see those girls all the time, they're called children. If you would go outside more during daytime you'd see them aswell.
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>>25967081
>I met looked like a little kid, I meant like this*
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>>25967105
We're just having a discussion man, no pedo stuff, fuck off
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maybe it was chiyo-chan
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>>25966631
>she literally has the size and height of an 8 year old.
You mean figuratively. Otherwise she wouldn't even be able to look over the counter.
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>>25967233
see >>25967081
OP's use of "literal" is correct
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>>25967261
No because once again, the average 8 year old can't even look over the counter.
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>>25967295
Neither can a midget, but they still eat fast food.
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>>25967295
She actually did though, it's called using a stool or prop
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>>25966958
what's the point of being an IRL loli if you have cowtits?
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>>25967336
>Neither can a midget, but they still eat fast food.
The girl in question was working as a cashier. OP was the customer.
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>>25966958
sounded a lot hotter than she actually was :^/
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>>25966800
at what age did her dad diddle her?
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>>25967435
Anon is the dad.
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>>25967295
Steps exist you know
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>>25967105
The topic is about adults that look like children, if you could read past LOLI, you would get that
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>>25966958
Congratulations, you're dating a man who converted early on.
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>>25966958
Don't listen to these jealous faggots Anon. Your girl is a qt and is game -- what more could you want? Give her a good fucking for me, will ya?
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>>25967796
Lol thx but dont worry bro
I love hater jelly
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>>25966958

I'm jealous
Victorian aesthetics are the epitome of femininity,wearing those corsets and beautiful dresses while having an ultra petite body is so hyperfeminine. jealous

I'm a 5"1 chubster ;_;
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>>25968184

Also I find it funny people find the Victorian curvy waist look repulsive but they like that androgynous or asian waifu look which is repulsive n obnoxious to me.
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I wish lolis were real
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>going to a friends house (inb4 reeee)
>his little sister, about 8, answers the door naked
>says my friend went to the shop and will be back in twenty minutes
>go in and wait on the sofa
>know she has had a crush on me for a while (think most little girls like their big brothers friends)
>she goes over to the tv and gets on her hands and knees to mess with a console
>very obviously shaking her ass at me
>tell her she should get some clothes on
>she reluctantly does

I dont know if she was being abused or something to have that kind of behaviour, but I deserve a medal for that level of restraint
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>>25968553
You're so lucky you don't even know it.
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>>25968296
She is 22 btw.
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