What's the strangest thing that happened to you this week?

>>25966179
my friend cried in front of me

Saw a woman dragged by rapist and asking for help.

>>25966179
I saw two hobos giving fellatio to each other in an alley behind the gas station where I work

I kept seeing weird, oily, vaguely animal-like shadows at the corner of my eyes one night. I think I was just tired and spent way too much time staring at the computer screen that day.

>>25966179
Soo my friend is a pimp. I got to watch how he keeps his hoes in line. It's a lot of threats and sweet words no actual hitting though. We went to a couple strip clubs bars and even a parent teacher conference. It was an odd day.

>>25966194
I hate when this happens, I never know how to react

As for the strangest thing that happened to me: I talked to a 5.5/10 grill and I made her laugh

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>>25966223

>had a carcrash with my brother the retarded driver
>concussion
>seeing and hearing shit like those anon depicted in his epic troll post

>NEETS are spending the day inside alone on the computer while wage cucks are hanging out around the fire with their friends and maybe a special lady.

A pack of dogs blocked the entrance of a friend's building, she was so scared of dogs that couldn't got in her own house... wtf.

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>went to local sex shop Tuesday to see if they updated their hentai selection
>decide to browse over the dildos
>see "el blanco stallion"
>its a 12 inch dildo based off some famous white dudes dick in the porno industry
>black casheir lady walks up and starts talking about how thats her personal favorite
>notice middle aged guy one isle over starting to easdrop an try to hide the fact he's listening to what this chick is saying.
>starts going on and on about how the thing is the best dildo ever. how it gets her going in crazy heated and hot ways. rambles onward for several mintues and says how shes been thinking of buying a second one
>stops talking, "ya kno what hun, you sold me. Imma get a second."
>note that I didn't say a single word the entire time she was talking about dildos
>after she picks one up she walks towards the register
>standing their bewildered as to what just happened I'm caught off guard by the man who was listening also grabbing on of the "el blanco stallion" dildos.

Porn shops are weird places.

Did he say "no croissants today, boss"?

>>25966179
i won 3 out of 10 provisionals in lol and still got placed in silver

>>25966457
lol no. I felt guilty standing next to the guy since I'm 6'3.

>>25966432
Why would you go to a sexshop to get your hentai?

received a compliment from a female

h-help

>>25966223
Fatigue definitely causes this, I started to hallucinate once I'd gone about 30 hours without sleep.

I threw a boomerang and it came back and chopped off my head.

>>25966179
I got into a fist fight over my "Make America Great Again" hat. Punched a girl who punched me, beat her bf down, went on a drunken rampage against a few pansy ass faggots until 4 or 5 people dogpiled me and threw me out of the party.

It was one of the most exciting and strange experiences of my life.

>>25966179
I had a dream I met a girl on an airplane and we fell in love and I was happy. and then I woke up and cried for half an hour

>>25966639
Are you, by chance, a big guy?

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>>25966583
Because owning a physical copy of some of my favorite titles is pretty cool. Surprisingly cheap as well seeing how much the stuff would have cost to import myself.

>>25966666
nice nums here

The cutest girl in my class purposely pressed her bubble butt against my hand. I consider this strange because she's way out of my league.

>go to grocery store
>see 6'3" tranny
>kinda cute
>get huge boner that I can't hide because I was carrying my bags

>>25966756
h-hey g-guys I got repeating digits :'D

some girl actually started talking to me out of nowhere, I don't know how to deal with it.

There was a dwarf who lived in my dorm when I was at college. He was a fucking dick.

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I felt that I finally found real friends on uni

and I shamelessly fell in love with a girl I can't even talk to ;_;

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>>25966756
>tfw that's my post

>>25966179
One of the strangest things that happened to me in my life was receiving a Burger King's order number 0666, seeing the eletronic painel of a bus with visual noise and noticing many strangers staring at me like I have something, couldn't call my grandpa because the phone was not working and doing strange noises, all in the same week.
I thought I was breaking the universe or something.

>>25967051
>getting a order number from burger king is the weirdest moment of your life

Two outside cats fucking in the middle of the road.

I had a doner kebab meat pizza. My body is still reeling from the impact, it was fucking terrible