>>25966179 Soo my friend is a pimp. I got to watch how he keeps his hoes in line. It's a lot of threats and sweet words no actual hitting though. We went to a couple strip clubs bars and even a parent teacher conference. It was an odd day.
>went to local sex shop Tuesday to see if they updated their hentai selection >decide to browse over the dildos >see "el blanco stallion" >its a 12 inch dildo based off some famous white dudes dick in the porno industry >black casheir lady walks up and starts talking about how thats her personal favorite >notice middle aged guy one isle over starting to easdrop an try to hide the fact he's listening to what this chick is saying. >starts going on and on about how the thing is the best dildo ever. how it gets her going in crazy heated and hot ways. rambles onward for several mintues and says how shes been thinking of buying a second one >stops talking, "ya kno what hun, you sold me. Imma get a second." >note that I didn't say a single word the entire time she was talking about dildos >after she picks one up she walks towards the register >standing their bewildered as to what just happened I'm caught off guard by the man who was listening also grabbing on of the "el blanco stallion" dildos.
>>25966179 I got into a fist fight over my "Make America Great Again" hat. Punched a girl who punched me, beat her bf down, went on a drunken rampage against a few pansy ass faggots until 4 or 5 people dogpiled me and threw me out of the party.
It was one of the most exciting and strange experiences of my life.
>>25966179 One of the strangest things that happened to me in my life was receiving a Burger King's order number 0666, seeing the eletronic painel of a bus with visual noise and noticing many strangers staring at me like I have something, couldn't call my grandpa because the phone was not working and doing strange noises, all in the same week. I thought I was breaking the universe or something.
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