What's the best, or one of the best, compliments you've

>>25965212
>You have a very pretty smile anon! You should smile more.

If anyone has gotten a compliment that made them feel really good that wasn't from a relative he is a normie and needs to leave immediately.

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yesterday we were walking out of Public Speaking class and a girl said she really likes how I present myself. Wanted to know my name, too.

I like these compliments more than ones about clothes or attractiveness (although I don't receive many of those anyway) because they imply my talents, not just things about me that are nice to look at.

>>25965212
>you will never fuck a girl from the 1910s
>you will never fuck a lady after taking off her victorian-era clothing
>you will never take a female peasant girl in a field
>you will never fuck a roman female after first slipping off her toga

I didn't know I had a thing for historical clothing

>your eyes are gorgeous

>U are unique, never forget that.

>>25965766
Togas were worn by politicians, especially in the senate etc., so women very rarely if ever wore them.

Tunics and dresses were both the everyday wear, although the Romans hated trousers.

>>25965788
sorry mate, this is not a compliment.

>Oh my god you have perfect tits.
It wasn't true and it wasn't eloquent, but it was the first time anyone had ever said anything nice about my body.

>>25965212
I literally can't remember getting a nice, genuine compliment from someone who isn't my grandparent

>>25965212
Whoever's making these recent positivity threads, thank you. It's a nice change of pace from
> who else /hopelessbeyondbelief/ here

>>25965212
>Sitting on swing set with my best friend at 2am
"You know, I'm really glad you've picked me to be your friend.. as silly and corny as that sounds. I know, I know. It's dumb.. I just mean it in the sense that you're so completely antisocial and avoid so many people, but for some reason you chose to open up the door for me. Every few years it's like you pick one interesting person that you think is great, and I'm very glad that it was me."
"Just the way you talk and act, it's like I know that one day you're going to do something amazing. You always have an idea or a plan or a technique. You're quick witted and always know what to say, but at the same time you try not to say too much. It puts weight into your words. I really can't wait to see what you do. You're so ahead of this bullshit."
Probably the most special conversation I've ever had.

>>25965212
My gf constantly tells me that i'm perfect and stuff but i think she's just trying to make me feel better about myself. I don't accept compliments, i never believe them

>>25965862
Female of roasted appearance, leave this boards' premises.

RAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAEAE

>>25965896
LOL
Me (OP) is the same person who did for example: >>25961907

But it's all about the carrot and the whip I suppose.

>>25966035
lel friendzoned beta stroking your ego

>you have beautiful eyes

never saw her again..

>>25965212

"I just want to have sex with you all day"

"You're one of the beautiful people"

"I want you"

"I was counting how many times i came and i lost count, then I started counting again, and I lost count again"

No meme

>>25966132
We're both womyn

"I like your shirt"
I didn't know how to respond so I just made an angry grumbling sound at her

"You look so normal you'd be the first person to die in a horror film"

Probably the nicest thing anyone's said to me that wasn't a false platitude.

>>25966236
>"I was counting how many times i came and i lost count, then I started counting again, and I lost count again"
Hate to break it to you but noone comes more than 4 absolute max 5 times, even if they were fucking Brad Pitt from Fight Club for 12 hours. She can't count to 5?

>>25966292
Some girls come really easy.
I've had multiple orgasms from driving on bumpy roads.

>>25966292
It was fingaz m8, I was watching a movie while playing with her. By the time she tapped out she was so sensitive that her whole body shuddered when I brushed her nipple.

Wevs tho I'm sure u kno

>you really scare me
all I want is for people to respect me, it meant a lot for someone to not think I was a laughingstock for once

>never received a compliment other than the generic family ones where they lie through their teeth

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>"so fucking sexy... "
-Girl as she looked up at me during sex

I ain't even trying to brag. As a lifelong socially inept comic book collector with no fashion sense it was far more confusing than it was flattering. But I'll take it.

>>25966523
>comic book collector
What titles do you like senpai?

>I like your (x).
t-thanks...

>>25965212
You're a very human person

No idea what that means.
I suppose is good.

"Wow, you're not totally useless after all!"

...

;_;

>you're able to articulate complicated thoughts very well but I think you're squandering that since you never talk to anybody

it was a double edged blade

>>25967139
It means you're not a robot.

So get out, normie scum.

I have amazing looking boobs. although the situation where half my high school saw them wasn't fun in the slightest I was told by guys and girls alike that my breasts were really nice to look at. I just thank god that 7 years later that picture finally seems to have disappeared completely and was lost to time.

>checker/stocker at grocery store
>get called up to check
>older lady comes and tells me her mom is on her dying bed and she is in a bad mood
>tells me my smile made her day and put her in a better mood
I've been told I'm cute a lot if that counts from girls my age but that one I will never forget.

Some girl said i have a nice ass and how it's a nice firm shape. Aside from that not to many she was not even drunk either.

I've been told I'm a good singer. I didn't believe it but it stuck out nonetheless.

>"We're so lucky you sat at our table! You're so smart"
She had a crush on me but I was too stupid to realize it
>"he has great hair"
A Chad said this about me

And my favorite:
>"you're so big"
As I shoved my dick inside of her. Ironic part is that my dick is like 4 inches but she was a virgin so she thought it was big

>>25965212
>anon's actually kind of cute, but he's kinda weird though
This is usually followed by "eeww, Stacy what the fuck is wrong with you?", but its still appreciated.

>anon, you have very pretty eyelashes

>>25966035
Wow, I'm honestly jealous of this one. Good friend you got there.

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I can't remember the last compliment I got, or any for that matter

Feels good knowing that if I kill myself nothing of value would be lost

>>25967316
>not jelqing

I did it for like 2 weeks and went from being a 5.5 dicklet to having a 6.5 benis.

>it hurts
oliginalo posteru

>>25965212
The last day when I was with my therapist, she daid, "Anon, I think you have a great, untapped potential and you will 1 day be able to use it to your advantage. You're incredibly smart. In fact, you've made me question my beliefs and even my line of work on several occasions."

3 months later and I let down yet another person who believed in me

>>25965766
>you will never get to practice prima nocta

"Having sex with you is like being fisted by a baby's arm."

>>25965212

>wow, anon you've got really nice eyebrows

t-thanks

>>25967372
I tried jelqing and all it did was give me erectile dysfunction.

>>25967405
How'd you let him/her down? That's a very warm compliment you received.

>>25967372
Bull shit. It doesn't ever have that big of effects.

>>25966454
>you totally have a chance with that girl, anon

>>25967529
>>25967569
It worked for me though, for some reason.

Your hair always smells nice, what shampoo do you use?

I'm a guy that'd never gotten a compliment on his hair from someone near his own age before.

>>25967438
>That sort of shit undermines the authenticity of the friendship for me
What's wrong with giving someone a deep and genuine compliment? You're being too cynical.

Bumb.

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Why the fuck is it so difficult to react to a compliment? When i actually receive one i dont know how to feel. Was i being complimented because they saw through my inner roboness and wanted to say something nice out of pity? Otherwise how the fuck would someone actually find me worth praising? I mean, other than my weeaboo shitpost-type of preferences of media consumption (vidya and animu) i am otherwise a very invisible nobody. So why am i being told some part of me is good?

>>25965862
well, then you could post them to get another opinion.

This girl tolled a gay couple that I have a "monster cock" and her "pussy hurts"

When a femanon on /soc/ said I was better looking than most of the other guys on /soc/

>>25966035
that's really fucking great. i hope this person is still a friend of you and you watch out for another

>>25965212
i cant remember so i guess i never got any

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>>25965212
a girl told me this week that I have kind loving eyes

>>25967275
if a girl says you have a nice ass, she means it. they also have an ass fetisch as we do.

the nicest thing a girl said to me was: "you're an asshole, but a charming one." didn't know how to react to it because nobody ever called me charming.

>>25965212

>he's like a machine

Did some heavy manual labor (shoveling gravel into drain ditches) one scorching hot summer, heard in 2nd hand, regarding my work performance. Considering whom it came from, it's probably the most meaningful compliment I've ever had.

Just came to think of one more thing. My uncle never congratulated anyone on their b-day or gave them any presents, but when I turned 20 he gave me a bag of sweets and congratulated me, I was the only one who ever got something like that from him.

"I always enjoy talking with you anon because I learn something new every time"

I still think about it all the time, she's a real sweetheart. She told me once she was happy I was such a good friend to her as well. If only she weren't gay :\

I used to be friends with this guy that became a professional actor. In other words, he was a 10/10 teenager to girls. Girls would literally follow us around and catcall him. When he was 15 or so, he told me that I'm genuinely attractive.

Also around Christmas, a friend said he was talking to his buddy about how I'm really good looking but they didn't want to tell me in case it went to my head.

>tfw the only compliments i've gotten were from guys

>>25965212
Someone yesterday in the ''only ugly people post their pics'' thread said that I was actually good looking.

>>25965212
>you're kinda cute

>oh. You're not gay? Damn, you're really cute

Sigh, I can only attract gay guys...

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I cannot remember a single meaningful compliment in my 20 years of life that wasn't pity from some relative. I've been here 20 years and have nothing to show for it.

>>25969912
>"I always enjoy talking with you anon"
>nobody will ever say this to me because of my speech impediment

End me

>>25965212
>You can tell anonymous has a big dick

I overheard a chick whispering this to her friends. I looked at them as I returning to my desk and wink

Recently my friend moved away and just before he left town he told me I was the greatest friend he ever had and other than me his life was full of depression

I hope he's doing Ok

in high school a kid i didnt know that well wrote the nicest thing in my yearbook. sometimes ill go read it if i feel like shit.

>>25970169
>this totally happened

>>25970169
Do you have a large penis?

>>25970426
Tell us what he fucking wrote.

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>>25965212
>You have a really deep voice anon. You should sing.
Bitch what?

>>25965862
Cunt with self esteem issues god, I don't see enough of that lol!

>>25970045

Original source on pic pls?

>>25966330
That's just fucking weird keep it to yourself please and thank! Fucking whore!

>>25965212
I can't pick one because I cherish every compliment I get.

>You have a beautiful face.
From an extremely handsome robot.
>You look like a goddess to me.
Another handsome and sweet man I work with.
>You would be a wonderful mother.
From an older man I used to work with. It's extra special because he never said anything nice to others.
And a robot said I was inspiring, which was lovely to hear.

>>25967557
3 months later and I am still an even bigger train wreck than what I was then. Suicide seems like a likely option every day. Soon to turn 21, plan on buying a gun when they day comes.

Not to mention my supposed intelligence hasn't done shit except make me more miserable.

>>25965212
>I always feel comfortable talking to you
>It's so good that you're always so understanding
>You're a good guy, anon
All from bros.

>>25971110
Lol normal.

'you got a mind behind you'


felt johngoodman.jpg from a teacher that i looked up to alot

>>25965212
>if it wasn't for him I wouldn't be who I am
she was lovely always

>>25966035
Holy fuck this is amazing. If this were said to my im pretty sure i would cry my ass off and hug them

>>25966035
This is some anime type shit anon i fucking love it. Im so jealous

>>25965212

I need source. In fact, we really need a proper archive of all pre 1950's filmed porn.

>>25970105
Fucking hell anon i feel you. I have a speech impediment as well and will most likely never have any actual friends or close relationships

three aunts have said I'm getting muscular. if only younger women who aren't related to me would notice then I'll be in business

>your memes are the shit

>>25967323
fuggink ched.

>Dude really it'll be fine, you're one of the coolest people i know man
and
>Well me and her agree that you're super hot. Like one of the hottest people we know

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>tfw I don't remember any compliments

I really can't remember if anyone has anyone complimented me. feels bad man desu

Well actually a minute of thinking I remember plenty of people saying I'm good at programming, but they're shitters who don't know anything so it doesn't mean much.

>>25965212
>you have the best butt

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>anon you have such beautiful eyebrows!Do you shape them?
>Wow anon,your voice is so deep,you could work on a radio station.
>I went to this fashion parade.The boys were all ugly,you outmatched them with no extra preparation anon.
>HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ANON?

>>25965212
I had a super qt lesbian friend try and be bi for me.

It didn't work out but every time I think about it I smile.

don't forget:

women will compliment you not because it's true, but because they think it makes them a nice person.

only trust compliments given by men.

my grandma told me im cute

>>25971787
teacher compliments are the best desu

>>25974235
Men do the same thing though

"Beautiful fursona"

I actually didn't feel awesome from it because that being the best compliment means my life is sad.

The (only) complement I've ever received is on my voice, from two different girls.
I'm not attractive but I'm british with the best parts of our accent. A cute scandanavian girl told me that I had a "real" british accent, the sort she expected to find everyone had. Another british girl just told me she liked my voice.

i cant remember any compliments i took to heart because i always presume that they're just being sarcastic and are making fun of me
i cant stop either

>>25974850
But not to men.
Who are the only people here.
No girls on the internet.

I can't remember anything that made me feel that way. Compliments usually make me very uncomfortable.

A girl once said I have really pretty eyes. I don't remember how I responded.

>>25975163
beautiful poetry boi

>>25965212
let me remembe, mmmm hmmmm oh right, that never happened

>>25975163
Yes men do it to other men too. You don't think men compliment people to make themselves seem like a nice person? What about sucking up to your boss? Or any other situation where you might compliment someone to seem like a good person?

It's not a gender specific thing at all

Some older lady at a grocery store said that I was a sweetheart.
One time in highschool after I gave a presentation, my teacher said my voice was soothing.

>>25965212
Mommy, granny and my aunties say tell me I'm handsome all the time.

I got this by one of my only 2 friends over facebook the other day.

>I think youre the most genuine person ive ever met in my life dude.
>You dont disguise anything you just stick with the truth and the point and i totally respect that.

They were drunk and it was like 1 AM but I'm gonna count it anyway

>>25974235
>heh, yeah brah, you got a nice cock, man
>damn son! you're such a fucking qt, dawg
>you're such a good listener, dude. I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you and never let go, bro
Fucking gay, yo.

>>25965212
>you are an amazing person anon

I'm the one who said that

>I like your face!
>I love your hair
Both random, young, attractive females
Am I chad-potential?

>>25975993
yes you are, fuck off

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>Me and two guys (Chad and a regular normie) go to a party
>After some time Chad starts making elaborate stories and anectodes for the normie - who i think is better looking and more charismatic than me- to help him pick up some chicks
>He goes off to try it
>I ask Chad to help me as well
>"Mate, you dont need that kind of shit. You can pick girls up on your own, but look at him."
well that guy had gf while i am kv
So i am pretty sure he did not mean it seriously.
Fuck you Chad for mocking me this way.

This is pretty recent, but i i had some real compliments as well. Usually about eyes. But i had my eyebrows complimented as well. Oh and what i think was compliment about my height (Somewhat tall-ish chick gave me a hug and said something along lines of 'whoah anon you are pretty tall' - im just 6'1)

And few 'you are really cool' kind of stuf..

My mom told me how I see the world more clearly than anyone else, that I see things more logically.

I get compliments about superficial shit like musculature more often, but those have little effect on me unless they are coming from someone I want to impress.

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Is my crush's brother telling me that i'm good person, but that i am too nice and genuine to find any success with girls including his sister a compliment?

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I legitimately can't think of anything.

A girl at work told me I have a nice voice, but I'm pretty sure she was making fun of me because my voice is ridiculous.

>>25976303
Any girl who decides they don't want you because you're too nice and genuine doesn't deserve you anyway. His sister is a whore.

>>25975622
What are your political views?

Some girls told me I'm intelligent, didn't really care,they were all hoes

When I used long hair one friend told me I looked like a princess. Told him to fuck off, but smile a lot inside.

I've never wanted to be a trans, but I liked looking a little bit feminine, Sadly, that dream is long gone. Trying to embrace the bearded look now tho

You are the most interesting person I know (told by my crush then)
You are quite a character (by friends)
You are so pretty (by a drunk girl I made out with)
(After staring at me for a while) Oh wow (by random gay dude on the bus)

>>25976396
Funny thing is she really isn't. Atleat not in the proper meaning. She's 21 now and she did not have boyfriend until she was 19 and they dated only for two months or so. She did not have anyone since. She's also pretty socially awkward and does not have many friends. I think he was just projecting his Chad values or whatever.

But of course I agree with your statement, its just that i am pretty sure she simply isn't into me, which is understandable, rather than being your typical chad craving stacy.

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>>25965212
>you look like you belong in an enchanted forest, you fucking goddess

or something

idk i think about it like once every hour at this point, it keeps me going

>>25966035
How do you even memorize this? I guess my memory is just shit because I can't remember dialogues at all, only the essence.

>>25976412
Libertarian, mostly boils down to
>valuing personal freedoms over state babysitting.
>letting people do their own thing as long as it's not harming the state or others
>we should prioritise improving our own country rather then meddling in international affairs (waging wars, taking refugees, allowing unskilled migrants into the country, ect)

>>25976365
are you me
>tfw my friend's bf said that i have unique, cool and interesting voice

I dont know why he did it, he obviously isnt gay.

One of my parents friends apparently said I had a great soul and was meant do great things

>>25966035
>>25967260
>>25967405
>>25975101
>>25976548
gay
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waertyguyjfthdres

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>your parents didn't deserve you

said by my then girlfriend as she was cuddling, in reference to my parents abusing and disowning me years prior

>>25965812
WRONG! Women DID wear toga's but the ones that wore them were usually in less-than-respectable professions, such as prostitutes.

For more info see: the Lupanaria.

>>25977141
She was right anon

>>25965212
>I like your shirt
I get this alot.

>You're smart
A lot of my teachers would tell me this.

>You're handsome
This meant the most to me since it was from a qt.

>>25977160
Thanks anon. Thinking about it still makes me wanna cry a bit.

>>25965212

My best friend once visited L.A.'s Museum of Jurassic Technology and then commented that being inside it must be what it's like to be me all the time. I was thrilled.

>>25976579
I love you anon. I'm a libertarian as well.

>>25965212
"You make me feel dirty"
"I'd never do this with anyone else"
Empowering as fuck.
From gf: "I never thought I'd care so much for a person"

when i was working at the grocery store, some guy said i looked like i would be an actor.

???

>>25965212
One of the lab assistants at university said I had a cool name and that it sounded like a Game of Thrones character.

>>25965212
I love your laugh anon. It's so cool.

The only compliments I can remember are:

>You have nice eyes

and

>You look cool

That's it. I barely even consider them compliments.

>>25977644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D209rRJI8cs

>>25977445
<3

heart shaped blox

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>>25965212
>I'll always remember you as the beautiful boy who changed my life forever.

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It's funny. I thought I was the only one who cares about voices. My gf said that my voice is really cool and deep, and I would do a great job as voice actor. It's nice to know that I'm not alone.

I can't think in anything else that matters...

Girls talk about my dick, but I was always so confident about it, never had much effect on me.

>8 inchs

Someone once said, 'you're a clever one, mr anon'

I liked her immediately, I think I triggered some maternal shit in her and I was just glad to have someone be nice to me. She was married and the place she worked is gone now. I also had two teachers who used to tell me I could be something amazing if I tried. I dropped out of high school.

Youre everything a woman could want , youre just not boyfriend material.

sitting in the school hallway

Hes strong smart funny makes me feel safe always has fun has money clean smells good looks good has a good future top of his class bring me chocolate independent , hes just not boyfriend material.

( i take it that means not enough attention giving/ no vision / no ambition [ naturally talented ] ) Suppose im blessed , but you know , just one of those kids that fits in with the rich the poor and the cool :/

Jut no want to do that , people are very gross and disgusting. i have no real want to be around them. ( mind games , see something not broken and try their hardest to dirty it up and break it for chucks , Heart games , [ keep a rose unplucked ] Ignorant and misunderstanding) , but its something you live with to learn off of them. ijust dont enjoy being around people.

Usually the strong silent type or the interesting loud type if youre friends. either way , i tend to get great compliments , calculating my life hopefully ill have some great character embedded in my gene pool.

God Bless.

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>>25976444
Damn.

Youre an intelligent bearded princess doug and im proud of you.

God Bless.

Nice Trips to fgt.

>"You got a nice/big ass"
I've gotten this multiple times. Why does that appeal to chicks? Why do they care?

>>25965862
You have nice looking flesh and i find the way you shit very eloquent , your form and posture are beauty in a bowl.

>>25977627
What's your name, anon-kun?

>>25979207
Everyone has a picture of a nice body smooth/ muscular/ so its just as attractive to woman as it is to guys .

The same way you see woman , a woman sees you , so when you get a guy with a nice butt that fits your body , its like a combo to a eye searching for beautiful aesthetics.

(Woman opinion)

>>25965212
>Chad tells me i have no ass
>say otherwise
>he asks for stacy's opinion
>she says I have a nice ass

T-thanks.

From guys
> you are THE most logical person i know and I value your judgment more than anybody else
> i would totally date you if i were a girl

From girls
> you'll never be an 8/10 but at least you have abs
> you give good hugs

someone told me i should stop doing drugs because it would be a waste of my intellect. i took it as a compliment, but i still do drugs.

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>"Oh my God, you could be a fucking model"
from a very qt girl who hired for a modelling agency

>>25965212
>anon's actually pretty cute
>anon, you're so cute when you get nervous

Girls have also grabbed my ass on several occasions.

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>your earrings look cute on you

It's rare when a girl tells me that.

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The best compliment I have got MULTIPLE TIMES is

>you should be a politician anon
>id vote for you anon

The best part is I'm a Fascist.

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>>25979493
>I'm a fascist
You'd have my vote senpai

>tfw you're incredibly handsome and charismatic fascist friend won't go into politics because he'd rather focus on settling down

>You have a nice voice
>You smell good
>You're cute
>You're a good person to be around. You're always happy and great to talk to. I always have fun when I'm with you.

Select lines from first dates with girls I found on Tinder.

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>"A conversation with you is never dull, talking to you is the best"

Which is odd because I have a weird anxiety order where I can only make up shit and tell jokes, rather than tell true stories about myself or I get physically sick to my stomach, knowing someone knows something about me.

>>25979563
main reason I'm not going in is because I want to build a strong family and settle down

what a coincidence

>>25979697
fucking fascists. too humble for our own good.

>>25965212
Lots of people have told me they love to hang out with me when I'm drunk. Cue my crippling dependence on alcohol as a social crutch.

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>you'd be a great dad

>your so fucking big
>I'd fuck you
>apparently he fuck like an animal
>you smell amazing

>Your pretty!
>You draw soooo good! x100
Thats really it.

>>25965212
These are the most original comments I've ever received. Not even sure if half of them are compliments in retrospect, but they made me feel good at the time.
>he's wise beyond his years
>you always know just what to say
>I wish I had your eyelashes
>I like the way your eye sparkles when you laugh
>you always have that weird smirk with your tooth showing when you're up to something
>are you a fairy?
>you're not a person you're a cartoon character
>you were like Stephen Stegall in all his movies combined
>you look like you just escaped from prison to hunt down the guy who wronged you
>he's got the body of a greek god in miniature
>when people talk about you, its more like they witnessed a force of nature instead of a person

The only genuine compliments I've ever gotten are about being a good worker. And one time in high school a teacher told me that I was a good writer and it's a shame I'm so lazy.

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>>25980045
>tfw you quietly tell someone that you think you have a good work ethic
>tfw your boss overhears and loudly says, "I know!"

>>25979348
makes you lazy filthy crazy and irresponsible

but at least you can not give a fuck for a few hours.

Dangerous long time reprecautions though ,
End up homeless with no job , bad friends , poor , etc.

( Good friends )

the thing about drug abuse is
1.) you defend the abuser
2.) you defend your addictions

>>25965212
>"You have beautiful eyes"
Kinda weird, didn't know that women said that to men...

>>25979670
I have a similar but i tell the truth , its just more like a " now you ee me " synrome .
I dont lie people to get too close , afraid of betrayal but addicted to leaving a good impression , whether you know me for years or seconds youll love me. well... ive been told. its just idk. people have too many problems and im afraid that if i chill with the wrong crowd for too long ill stop playing chess and start playing checkers.

i suppose its an anxiety disorder because i have a need to look legendary , but i dont like people knowing too much about me because then they become like a poisonous creature leeching off my life and addicted to my aura.
it sounds... wierd but it happens all the time when youre the brightest around a bunch of dull lamps... they tend to see you and want to break you for fun , just because when youre around the things you love for too long the things you love about them become the things you hate and you start trying to change them into yours when they are their own.

but i agree , others knowing too much about me makes me feel , ugh , like a sick pervert knows more than he hould and now hes getting too close and ugh its just a disorder that people are disgusting creatures and as long as theres a bubble around me and them i do fine.
Privacy is everything to those that want to become anything.

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>You're one of the reasons I haven't killed myself.

I miss you, you bastard.

>>25980013

You sound like a person thats alone and been through being the observer.

That whole eyelash thing has been told to me many times before by girls. Its a sign of the wise.

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>>25980484
Guess you weren't that great a reason desu senpai

>>25965212

That's a good body.. She may be flat and thin but she's curvy and feminine.

People get assmad because I insult thin/andro girls 4chan posts all the time, but the difference is those girls look like boys with no waists while this one has nice curves

Random friends of mine have said that I'm a 7/10 and some of roomate's have said I could do better than my current oneitis.

Well, pulling some from the mind:
>You're quite handsome anon.
>You're so mysterious.
>You're a great actor
>You sound like a narrator, your voice is like Morgan Freeman!
>You're very wise for you age.
>You're amusing, funny even.
>See, you'd make the perfect boyfriend anon :D
>You're beautiful (proceeds to get hugged)
>You're pretty amazing at that.
>Damn you got some broad shoulders anon.
>Damn, you're big anon.
>I wish I could be like you anon. I wish we all could.
>You're so smart anon, you're the smartest ever!
>You're a fuckin mad cunt, m8.
>
And pulling some from my ass:
>You're beautiful anon. Don't ever forget that.
>They're all talking about how beautiful you are ;)
>I think you could beat me at anything.
>No, no I could never do that. You're a much better person for her anon.
>You're a genius anon, oh my god! Stop being such a genius!
>What colour are your eyes? Green, blue, grey whatever they're beautiful!
>I wanna grow up to be like you anon!

That's all I could remember. Feel a little smug right now, not gonna lie.

>you'll definitely get a girlfriend soon. you're a great guy
I don't remember exactly what it was, but my oneitis in grade 8 said something like that a few days before we graduated middle school, went to different high schools, and never saw each other again
I never had the balls to ask her out and I probably should have

I remember a girl telling me she liked my eyes but I can't remember who it was or when it happened.
A lot of people also really like my shitty knock-off Scott Ian beard and insist on reminding me how much I look like Scott Ian as if I don't already know.

While he was fucking me he told me my pussy was really tight. This was after the birth of my son who ripped through the wall of my vagina and destroyed my taint and asshole. I'm shocked that the doctors did such a good job repairing me that I'm tight now! I also did kegals to help tighten up things downstairs. It made my day that compliment!

>>25965212
I'm not sure I've ever received an honest compliment, now that I think of it. I tend to radiate shyness and lack of self-esteem, so people go overboard complimenting me in a really grating, obviously disingenuous way.
>anon, you're a GENIUS (I'm pretty average)
>wow anon you're super handsome (I'd be about average if I didn't have acne/scarring)
>you're soooo tall anon (I'm only 6'2)
etc.

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>>25981321
>you'll definitely get a girlfriend soon. you're a great guy
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this is just another variation of the whole nice guy bit.

They'll all say you're a good guy and not ugly/whatever, but you'll never be their type. What it means is, "I'm not into you, but try somebody who's not me."

>>25981749
>"only 6'2"

Yeah you'll never meet the international tall average of 6'6". Won't even grow your branches, little sapling.

>>25981826
I'm not complaining man, but in a white, western community, 6'2 is barely above average for young people. when someone here says "6'2 is really tall" they're clearly talking shit

>>25981699
What the fuck are you even doing here?

My question is original, goddammit.

>back in high school
>standing there with friend and his gf
>friends gf is talking to her 9/10 Stacy friend
>I'm staring intently at a fight that's about to start
>feel something tug on my sleeve
>it's Stacy
>"You have really nice eyes, I wish mine were like them"

It felt weird, it also felt genuine because of the way it happened and I felt happy for like a week afterwards.

>you provide a calming effect whenever I'm around you
>you're one of the kindest people I have ever known
Feels okay man. I don't like receiving compliments and never know how to take them.

Sauce of OP image is called the good old naughty days

Look at me I'm Dan! I'm super talented and handsome. I like hanging out with everyone and everyone likes hanging out with me. I'm Dan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-2UxHW2DQk&t=3m30s

At band camp me and some friends from the same HS were sitting around and venting.
I was sharing stories about my bitchy christian gf and one of my friends who to me was very hot said
"Ok I know I shouldn't say this, but you're way too good looking to be putting up with her"
She had a bf but I can tell she meant it and it really gave me a boost of confidence.

>You have perfect eyebrows.
>You'd have a really nice face if you were a girl.

Once an old hippie told me that he hopes I live forever. I mean, I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy but he sounded so sincere I couldn't help but feel nice afterwards.

>I wish I was as smart as you
>Could you lend me some of your intelligence?
>You're family is proud of you
>You're awesome at public speaking
>when you become wealthy and influential, don't forget us
>you won't get laid until you become a senator, anon!

>>25981927
You're full of shit my man, I'm 6' in aus, and I'm taller than the vast majority of people I meet, maybe one in 30 or so is taller than me. I've also never seen more than maybe one or two women above 6', it's incredibly rare and you know it.

All of those height averages are the average height of a young white male in that country, which is 5'10 here. If you're really feeling that short compared to everyone, you're probably not actually 6', and have just inflated everyone else's height as well as your own. Either that or you're exclusively noticing the people taller than you.


Also
>still 17

Fuck off underaged faggot.

>>25982066
That sounds like a curse desu

>>25982125
>responding to it
>not reporting and ignoring
wew lad

>>25965212
A friend told me that objectively speaking I look good, and that he has discussed it with other people (probably a girl I know).

I've gotten lots of compliments on how 'smart' and 'well spoken' I am but they don't feel really meaningful.

>>25982066
Depends on your outlook. If your over living life right now, you can bet you'll be over it when your 80 also.

>>25965212
A cute girl once said she was really impressed with how smart and proper I was. Looking back on it she was she was obviously interested in me and I was obviously a fucking retard.

>>25982149
>not doing all three, and missing an opportunity to argue about stupid shit on the internet

When I was entering a festival, a really attractive girl gushed over how much she loved my eyes.

Then when I was leaving I saw her waving. I waved back, but it turned out that she was actually waving at someone behind me.

>>25982362
>Then when I was leaving I saw her waving. I waved back, but it turned out that she was actually waving at someone behind me.

Holy fuck, this is the worst feeling, it's embarrassing and depressing at the same time.

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>>25980649
W-whatever lead you to that conclusion anon?

>>25966292
I once fucked a slut who was a dyscalculic, who legitimately lost count.

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I've never been complimented. Ever.

>you could be a model
>I'm 5'10
>your eyes are heaven

>>25983382
You know you don't need to be that tall to be a model, right? Most models usually sit somewhere between 5'10" and 6'1", taller than that and it becomes hard to fit clothes really well on them, because they need such unusual proportions. Models just lie about how tall they are, because who the fuck is going to check?

>you are very beautiful
when I used to work with teenagers with autism, I would get that one often

also, got a lot of stares at my junk during a school beach trip that I want to as a student

I got my first Christmas card ever from an online friend last month. It was nothing special but even thinking about it makes me feel like crying. Someone actually bothered to write good things about me, jesus

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>>25965212
Overheard this as I walked past a group of girls 2 days ago.
>that guy is mad buff

No idea which one said it so she was probably ugly.

>You have a beautiful eyes
>You are so strong
>I like your style in clothes
That`s it. Almost 26 y old virgin.

I got called handsome a couple weeks ago and that caught me off guard, though it was a dude...

Some people just use words like handsome and beautiful superfluously, so I don't really know..

>You look like Harry Potter!
She was a Harry Potter fan so it was a good thing.

>>25984663
Did you bang?

Oc

>Anon you got beautiful eyes! They look like the sea

>>25984685
I had plans for this but it never happened as anything i made plans for in my life.

>>25965212
"holyshit" when looking at my work

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oneitis said she loved my laugh out loud to a few other people

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"You're cute"

originaro commento

Someone told my I'm the only woman he respects, that was surprisingly nice.

>>25965212
Oneitis said I was bangable

>>25965212
I've been called cute once. Very good day.

>>25965212
>Well look at you, you've got a face for radio

That shit made my whole week

>her: you are funny, lovely and wondeful
>me: thanks. I don't believe you at all but thanks.
>her: well suck it up, because it;s true. You may not realise it but you make me laugh and smile all the time.

Ever since I just get butterflys in my heart talkng to her man.

>>25965212
You look fine. It is literally best thing anyone said about me. And girl said it.

>>25985926
Mate... That wasn't a compliment.

the compliment that pleased me the most was "you look good in everything anon". i'm always self conscious on how i look, and this compliment was able to ease that.
daily reminder that you should try to give compliments more often

>>25965788
like a bent fork, being unique doesn't mean you're good

>I love your eyes
They're the only good thing I have. Thry're emerald green with golden dots around the pupil

>>25986058
post eyes?

Oneitis said I'm the smartest person that she knows and she feels stupid when she talks with me.
I really love that girl because she's interested in my novels and poems (even if she doesn't know that they are about her), she thinks I'm a genius.
The only problem is Chad, stupid but beautiful, who has always sex with her.

>>25986097
It's obvious she has self-esteem issues. Ain't your fault.

>>25965212
My therapist said I was "nice".

It didn't make me feel good though. The extremely rare time anyone has to compliment me, they always say "nice", as if they are struggling to find any redeeming features about me whatsoever. I'm not "funny", or "handsome", or "intelligent", or "strong", no, I'm boring, bland "nice".

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>>25986090
Sorry for the shit resolution

i've been told that i look like a doll. i like it.

>Are you alright anon? You're as pale as a sheet
I wasn't sick or anything, I'm just a pasty faggot unsurprisingly, but it was nice for someone to actually take notice of me

Lovely eyes indeed, thanks for posting

>>25965766
My ex girlfriend had a very similar body to the girl in OP's gif. She looked like a real doll when she had her hair in a bun. Pale too.

>I like your voice, it's so deep

many times by different people

>>25966072
I accept compliments, but it puts pressure on me not to be a faggot and not to let her down. I think it's healthy overall. She's like my little sister and I can't let her down.

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>You would make a good boyfriend anon.

Maybe there is hope for me.

It actually fucking though hurt hearing that come from my oneitis who's already in a relationship.

>>25986333
you idiot you're just a beta orbiter

>>25965212
>Good voice.
I got this two times actually. I thought that my voice is rather shit. Feels good desu

>>25986356
pls

im trying to distance myself from her. i know there is no way anything happening with her.

im talking about there might be hope for me with OTHER women.

>>25970031
I know that feel


le orignel coment xD

>>25980995
hahahahahahahahaaa, fuck

I came to this thread for vintage porn. You guys disappoint me >:(

>>25981853
From the perspective of girls which are like 5'5 on average, yes, you do look tall as fuck to them.
I'm 6'1 and I constantly get comments on my height

>>25965212
>Haha maybe if you were older and I were single anon . But I am very flattered you're a cool guy.

Fucking almost got the puss. I guess we weren't drunk enough yet

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>>25965212

>"You are a good person,"

Kill me

>>25966330
Keep it to your self Faggot!

>>25965212
>"You're ripped and your dick is so big thick and yummy in me"

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>you are perfect
I am trying to make her my girlfriend. I fell for her a few years ago but it didn't work because she had a partner already and we lived apart. She is still with him but is realizing that their relationship is stupid. I hope that it will work out, even though I don't love her anymore, shes awesome nonetheless.

I'm honestly trying to remember.
I guess when I was in bands and people would talk to me after my show telling me how good I was?

Or the compliments my ex girlfriend gave me.
Those two things made me feel warm and full in life . Now I don't have so much . People don't notice me anymore

>>25987278
That's a genuinely useful image anon, thanks

"you are the exception to everything"

-A girl on why she wouldn't normally date a person with a lot of my traits, but it didn't matter.

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>>25987092
thats the best compliment one can get.
whats wrong with you

>you're a very eloquent writer

I fucking hated that girl. She tried to leech off of me and lead me on. I was an orbiter for like 10 weeks. That bitch can rot in hell. She didnt even say that many nice things to me. No one ever does.

>There's just something different about him, I don't know why

Girl I like said that, am I becoming a Chad? :^)

>You have the engineer's mind I wish I had
>I really respect your aesthetic sensibilities
>You would make a good father

Some roastie in high school said I seem like the kind of person that will never die.
Does that count?

Other than that, I've literally never gotten a compliment in 23 years of living

>>25987734
It means you're a creep.
I've gotten this my whole life.

>>25988041
B-but, in the good way, r-right? I mean it didn't sounded like a bad thing the way she said it :^(

>>25988092
There is no "good way" for it to be said.
She thinks you're probably a killer or a pedophile.
Just stop trying for women.
Fuck some escorts and spare your feelings.

>>25988122
Well, shit

[Spoiler]original[/spoiler]

>>25965766
I have a victorian costume and I've been fucked in it

>>25988758
P L E A S E
Be my gf
Location?

>>25965212
A girl that was among my closest friends:

"You are without a doubt the funniest person I know. Yet your sense of humor is never obnoxious or inapropriate."

"You may not realise it but you are the smartest person I know and it's really sad that you don't see it that way"

"I feel I can tell you anything. Even though I've alot of friends and I spend more time with some of them than I spend with you, you are still the closest person to me."

>inb4 "lel, fryendzoaned"

We became friends with benefits for a while and it was a mistake. We barely talk or see eachother these days. Too bad cuz even though I knew we weren't compatible together I still cherish this girl because she was one of a kind.
Probably would have adopted r9k's mysoginistic views if I hadn't known her.

>>25965212
one time I went for a cheek kiss with a girl I just met and she grope my face in a really affectionate way
the closest I got to women contact

>>25988863
I'm engaged sorry

>>25965212
>I would marry you if you weren't so young

This was from my friend's mom while she was drunk. It's kind of weird, but its something that just stood out to me.

>>25989942
Engaged to me.

>>25990111
Trips are compelling...

Nice dick, i am gay.

-random faggot on omegle

>>25965212
"Oh my god, you are so intelligent it is intimidating."

>>25990089
beta bux material for her. no compliment, friendo

By teacher:
>"You write much better then most students on your level"
Grils:
>"Anon you're tall, how tall are you?"
It wasn't really a compliment (nor do I like being tall) but being noticed by others is nice
>"Shut up, Anon, you have pretty eyes"
said by a qt friend with nice eyes
>"If you worked out you'd be really attractive, you have the body type for it"

Blumping.


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>>25977158
After about 29bc it was basically illegal for women to wear them at all.

A kid in a kindergarden I was at told me she thought my hair was beautiful. they dont lie about shit like that. im a guy.

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My oneitis told me I was one of the most genuine people she's ever met.

Anyone wanna redpill me on what that meant?

>>25965212
No one ever liked the way laugh, some say it was forced/fake and laughed at it.
Then, this teacher, we were talking and laughing, she said:
-- I really like the way you laugh, Anon.
Shit felt good.

>>25992653
Maybe it was out of pity.

>>25965212
Holy shit, this thread is a day old now.

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>I HATE your eyelashes

while her grin gave it away

oh, to be 17 again ;_;

>>25966035
>Multiple people have said things to mean along the lines of this person.
>I haven't did anything amazing
>My quick wits make me hate everyone I see because they act retarded.
>I'll always be tortured by people calling me smart, honorable, strong willed, nice, or caring.
>In reality I'm nothing but a worthless piece of shit who just only pays attention to my surroundings.

>>25979263
First name is Alexander and my last name is very posh. (Don't want to actually say it, because there isn't anyone that has the same full name as me.)

>>25965212
when I was 12yo one guy told me I have nice teeth

In an argument with my crush, who knows i like her

>I always delete our arguments because i dont want to see them

And that got me cause she really is so pleasant. But then she said:

>You're my fave

And i stopped having a go at her.

Her excuse for not dating me is that she likes being single atm, and i believe her.

>>25979670
I had a friend like that. I pitied him because he could never be interesting to anyone else without his lies, and so he lives like that unchanged even if we've both discussed his problem.

>>25965212
"Excellent job, I'm impressed" - note on my essay written by qt3.14 english teacher, sometimes i bring that essay just to read it again ;_;

>>25994378
>my crush
>www.9gag.com

>>25994420
Post the essay, mister. Or at least tell us what it was about.

>>25965766
that gave me a feel i didn't even know i had

>>25994530
trust me brah its not worth sharing, but the topic was something like "why more and more young people these days are choosing degree that isnt connected witth their passion"

>Attractive female: You've got a good head on your shoulders. Do you have a girlfriend?

>Me: eyes water and start stuttering

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>>25965212
>this video is 106 years old.
>this qt is now dust

this give me a weird feeling

>>25965212
I've only ever gotten generic compliments, I remember nothing special

>You have really good skin
>You always say the right thing
And a kind of weird one from this drunk girl
>You'd have beautiful daughters

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>>25965212
literally cant think of anything i actually appreciated that happened recently. they're all superficial shit that i just sorta laughed off. most recent one i think, was some passive aggressive modern age guy, he started saying how i should get off steroids (not true btw, its called dedication and discipline) in front of everyone while smiling and laughing like it was a joke. felt bad but i just laughed it off. jealousy is a form of flattery i guess...

>>25993329
I don't think so, i laughed a little controlled around her, plus she did not only said it to me, she told some other students she liked my laugh.

>>25994666
>tfw a girl has never told me I'm attractive to my face

Nice trips, Satanas.

>"Lol you're so cute anon, howcome you've never had a girlfriend before?"

:(

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>>25965212
>Hey you!
>Jesus loves you!

Guys:
>"What I like about you is that you're pretentious but at the same time really nice about it."

Girls:
>"You look like a movie star."
>"Nice sweater. Are you going to kiss me?"
>"If I wasn't married I would marry you. You're perfect."

>>25981904
>I don't like receiving compliments and never know how to take them.

IKTF

any parent would be proud to have their daughter marry you

from one of my favorite high school teachers

>you have a cute nose
>they way you look at me is meaningful and sharp(i'm 100% sure it wasn't sexual)

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>"Your eyes are really deep. I feel like I'm being pulled inside when I look into them"

Mods are behind the cuck spamming

They spam it on /int/, /pol/, /tv/, /r9k/ and /b/

Mods admit they support reddit
>>>/qa/419077
>>>/qa/419083
>>>/qa/419101

Public banning posters for insulting reddit
>>>/qa/417680
>>>/qa/417949
>>>/qa/418669
>>>/qa/418980
>>>/qa/419037

I'll probably get banned for this

Save these
Spread the word

Good luck /r9k/

>>26000347
Holy shit, this is fucking gold.

"I know what you're worth."

>>25967438
>This would make me stop wanting to be friends with them

this is why youre a friendless loser on r9k

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compliments about how clear my skin is always makes me feel happy, because i spend a lot of time washing and applying creams and such to my face.

>>25965766
Victorian girls are my biggest fetish.

Had an elaborate fantasy about being a duke's son or some shit, having an arranged marriage, and having the perfect girl mold me into the perfect husband.

Wrote pages of fap material. The things I did before Internet.

>you have pretty eyes
>have you ever thought of trapping?

Thanks /fit/