has there ever been a greater CLUCK?
>Gets cheated on
>Runs down to the basement
>Everyone else outside having a snowball fight.
What the fuck. Ideally, I would have whooped someone's ass but is it worth jail time?
>Go up to Romeo, shake his hand and say, "Thanks, bro, I owe you one. You saved me from actually marrying this chick. Good luck in your future together, you're both douche bags so I'm sure you'll get along great."
Thanks for cucking me bro!
>They're stuck because of blizzard. He should burn house down.
no just no. i would have punched the teeth out of the guy and the bitch up for doing that shit
I WANT REDDIT TO LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
i never said i was going to vote for kikeders, get out reddit
OP's train of thought:
>fap fap fap
>oh yea... self-insert as that guy... aahhhhh
>if I had a girlfriend, I would want nothing more than to walk in on her blowing another guy
>fap fap fap
There may be people with even bigger cuck fantasies than OP, but I haven't ever seen one.
>mfw anon's trying to hurt my feelings over the internet
left-wing leaning parasite
That's exactly the definition of a cuckold you moron, his girlfriend cheated on him. A cuckold can be voluntary or involuntary. It's not just some modern fetish of watching your girlfriend fuck niggers
I'm seething with rage while trying to put myself in his shoes. Why the fuck didn't he go full blown beast mode when he opened the door? He could have beaten the douchebag to a bloody pulp and I guarantee a jury wouldn't convict him on agg assault due to the 'crime of passion' aspect. Doing a night in county is a lot better than crying yourself to sleep in the basement. At least with the former you still have your pride.
>They're stuck because of blizzard. He should burn house down.
Seriously. Just set a space heater up with some flammable shit and leave it alone for a while. Fires like that happen all of the time in the winter, it's completely normal.
>being a douche and hitting on all the girls
This is the only mention of that guy who later, enlisting her friends to run interference on her own bf, has his dick in that girl's mouth. That dude has left out some pretty key details.
What the fuck do you guys expect him to do?
He is in a fucked up position and when he saw a girl he loved cheating on him, he went into shock. I feel bad for the guy, and I don't even know what I would do.
Why don't you go back to the 4chan subreddit if you want to talk about reddit threads?
All posts above and below this post are REDDIT GOLD USERS do not be fooled.
who let these newfags in?
r/relationship stories are a goldmine and some of the most hilarious and sad content on r9k you newfag and it has been posted before the shooting when you came here
Slam the nearest large object into the ground. Like walk through the door and immediately knock the dresser over. Then calmly call her an unlovable whore, then slam the door and walk out of there.
do you think the 14 other people will just let him do that? about 5 of them seem to live together and will side with the cheating bitch. Ffs the fucking roommate tried to stop him from getting into the room. Everyone in that house is against op, nothing to do but gtfo
Sure it'll make you look like an insecure asshole, but it's justified considering the circumstances. I would have tried to get as many punches in as I could before the "friends" tried to subdue me. Just thinking about it makes me rage so hard.
On a related note, I had a buddy who came home to find his wife with another guy. My buddy ended up beating him relentlessly, then tossed him down the 12 set of stairs to their townhome. Cops didn't even press charges because they understood the husband's anger.
and what did your cuck friend do with the wife?
The odds of someone actually have charges pressed against them for attacking someone that has wronged them are very low.
The type of people who would willingly fuck your girlfriend knowing she was with you aren't the type of people who are going to call the cops because you traded punches and grappled on the ground with them for a few minutes until the fight got broken up.
You're a pussy, dude.
>implying gf's roomates wouldn't make up story and back them up
>implying every witness won't be against you and lie
All she has to say is you beat her or something and they'll all back her up and now you're the bad guy and gonna get in trouble.
If you want revenge take it out on the bitch herself and "accidentally" cause a fire.
You don't think the girls in OP's story would call the cops? They were all on the girl's side, one girl even tried to cover it up. They would probably surround him and maybe even kick him in the balls, and if he even tries pushing them back for self-defense, he would be in a world of trouble. This stuff does happen, and my uncoe is proof. My aunt was going apeshit, and when he pushed her back, she called the cops and he spent the night in jail.
You're right in the first part of your post, but there's no way they wouldn't pin the fire on OP. Even if they didn't know who did it, they obviously don't care about him enough, as evidenced by the fact that they all side with the cheating whore, to not pin it on him when the fire department asks how the fire happened.
Ok, maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't. We don't know these people so there's no telling how they would react.
But don't sit there and say you'd "totally kick some dude's ass" if it weren't for whatever reason. Either you're angry enough to fight the guy or you're not.
I wouldn't have fought the guy, because I'm not much of a fighter and I would have had to suffer the humiliation of getting cheated on and getting my ass kicked. I would have done what the guy in this story did, basically go be alone and get drunk until I could leave the situation. But I'm not gonna sit here like "Oh gee whizz, I sure woulda' gave that fellow the business if it weren't for those gosh-darn anti-fighting laws."
>Ok, maybe they would, maybe they wouldn't. We don't know these people so there's no telling how they would react.
Lol we know they're roomates/friends with the girl, one of whom tried to hide the cheating.
Stop assuming things. All I said is you'd be dumb to beat his ass and think you'd not get shit for it.
>Lol we know they're roomates/friends with the girl, one of whom tried to hide the cheating.
That could mean several things. Either they're all sinister caricatures of what /r9k/ assumes women are like, and are therefore going to gleefully call the cops and corroborate their stories to get anon sentenced to a lifetime of prison and child support for all of his ex-gf's future children.
OR they just wanted to avoid a confrontation, and will most likely not escalate the situation by calling the police.
I can't be arsed to read all that shit, but here's how it should go for him.
Kick her out in the snow, she's not welcome here anymore.
Fuck this bitch, I'm gone. Then walk out and find somewhere else to stay.
Either way, cut her and him out of your lives forever.
But no, he pussed out.
Don't give a fuck, walk out.
They stop him? Just carry on going.
Even if you have to knock on a neighbours door, or sneak into a For Sale house until you can get a ride or a room for yourself.
What did that guy do? It's the woman who cheated.
As a street guy from Brooklyn NY, You never go after the guy, because he is just doing what guys ought to do. You want to take out your anger on anyone, take it out on the woman. Punch her and throw her down 12 flights of stairs, but don't take out your anger on a guy who wasn't the person who cheated on you.
>As a street guy from Brooklyn NY, You never go after the guy, because he is just doing what guys ought to do.
That's wrong. He did it on purpose and if guys atecwalking around letting girls cheat wuth then that's just adding fuel to the fire
Its the cheaters fault but you wouldn't want someone fucking your slut gf knowingly. Men can deny sex. No need to hurt your fellow man for a quickly