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>endure homelessness in the streets for 20 years in hopes to catch your big break (but its not guarenteed)
>kill yourself now painlessly

Which one will it be and why?
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>>25964326
I don't like either of these choices to be honest, make me new ones or I'll cry.
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>>25964326
what is the big break
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What are the odds of me catching the big break? Anything less than 80% and I'll just kill myself
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>>25964361
Whatever your dream job or lifestyle is
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>>25964342
Sorry, but life is not fair.
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>>25964326
>in the streets
Why?
Fucking why?

If I get homeless, I would retreat to the forest, I know some abandoned cabins and I would eat what I find.
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never understood why homeless stay in cities.
I would go live in the forest.
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>>25964374
The odds will be 50%. A flip of a coin. Do you feel lucky, punk?
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>>25964406
>>25964418
Most people don't know how to forage, faggots
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>>25964406
>implying (you) can live in the forest comfortably
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>>25964406
>>25964418
You two should meet up and suck eachother off in the woods
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>>25964406
Sorry. In real life, living in forests is illegal because its either government/private property (unless its a 3rd world shithole, in which case go ahead)
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>>25964418

and do what exactly? Do you think forests are like the Garden of Eden where wild strawberries grow and fish leap out of the water into your mouth?

Shit, there's this one guy who tried to live in the forest without having any experience and he died within a month or so. Can't remember his name but it was a well known case.

Cities are much better. Theres food and places to sleep around.
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>>25964441
But I know.
I'm a biologist and I know the flora of my place pretty well.

>>25964446
But it's better than the streets. I don't want any normie to pity me.

>>25964449
No, he's just as reasonable as me.

>>25964468
Then I'll go to jail, which is comfier than the streets. I win.
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Homelessness. If I could deal with it for almost three years before I got my shit together, I can deal with it for another twenty.
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>>25964426
>50&
>50 fucking percent
Yeah considering how shitty my luck always is, I know exactly how that will end. Suicide for me.
>>25964468
A) Only if they know about it... B) You're supposed to do it in a large forest like a national park, not your local neighborhood park.
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>>25964326
well im going to die regardless, ill take the homelessness
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>>25964406
enjoy your rabbit starvation
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I choose nothjng
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>>25964326
can I be homeless somewhere warm? If yes then I choose homelessness

Couldn't stand to be homeless in the winter tb honest
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>>25965333
No. Unless you have the money to emigrate to a warm country and be homeless there? But you'll probably be kicked out for being an illegal alien
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>>25964326
I'll gamble on being homeless, its been done before so I can put that experience back out again.
>>25965333
If going homeless, always look for a nearby church to sneak into, whether it be from the back or not for sleeping grounds, its not much but its enough to keep you from freezing outside. Sometimes they'll willingly let you in at night but it gets into their morals and shows hypocrisy if they try to shoo you out while you're at a low, so its a mostly win-win situation.
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>>25964326
Shit options man. 20 years a hobo just to MAYBE catch a break? Piss off mate
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On my way out then.
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Kill myself. Saves me a lot of hassle anyway.
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