Who wants to read my suicide checklist?

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>>25962762
Yea, you should check these dubs first.

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>>25962801
Off by 1 number.

If you're a white man or an asian woman please don't kill yourself.

If you're an asian woman be my gf.

Otherwise idrc what you do senpai.

>>25962762
>3. Speak with everyone in my family individually
>'Excuse me mom and dad, I wish to kill myself'
What the fuck. Just fucking kill yourself instead of being such a fucking faggot.

>>25962906
>not explaining to your father exactly why you're doing what you're doing
It's like you have no balls.

>>25962924
>explaining what you're doing
it's like you want to be stopped or something

>>25962972
>implying they'd have any way to stop me

>>25962890
If I was an Asian woman, I'd kill myself because of people like this.

>>25962762
Doesn't really sound feasible to do in 2-3 days. Also it sort of begs the question of isn't doing all that stuff useless anyway if you're just going to kill yourself?

>>25962762
>3. Speak with everyone in my family individually

I hope you're smart enough not to mention anything about your plans.

>>25962762
Jesus. I'd probably kill myself too if I had that little imagination.

>>25962890
Don't racemix.

>>25962762
Add the things to the suicide note that will happen AFTER you die. What I mean is organ donation, burial, funeral and ect.

>>25963292
Just because I have no hope for the future doesn't mean I can't have fun now.

>>25963325
I'll keep the suicide part away from my brothers and their wives, but I'm definitely going to talk to my parents about it.

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>>25962762
>Anything else I should add to the list?

There is.

>5. Accept Jesus Christ into my heart.

God bless you, OP.

>>25963374
Yeah, choose the most inappropriate song possible for the funeral, have some weird, cryptic epitaph, request you're buried with your waifu merchandise, etc.

>>25963374
The thing is, I don't know what I want to happen after I die. I kinda just want to leave it up to them.

>>25963486
You know, Jesus has been the biggest part of my life for the vast majority of being alive, but now that I just don't have the same beliefs as before, there's just not much to hope for anymore.

>>25963468
No you fucking idiot, if you tell someone you're going to kill yourself and have a plan you'll be forcibly committed.

You probably don't want to really do it.

>>25963527
What do you mean forcibly committed? Also, you're right. I don't want to do it, but sometimes you have to do things you don't like.

>>25962762

Donate your organs. This life maybe doesnt make you happy btu there are a lot of people who dont want to die, little kids, family fathers,...
End one life and save another one anon, make someone else happy.

>>25963558
>What do you mean forcibly committed?

What it sounds like. Police will become involved. Sure, you could nig out and try to resist, but you'll eventually be restrained and drugged.

>>25963584
Are you implying the police will listen in or that my parents will call the police? Because I seriously doubt either of those things will happen.

>>25963374
Organ donations do not work for suiciders. You need to be alive or dead for not a long time for your Organs to be transplantable. Even when the doctors arive at your corpse 1 minute after your suicide, they will not take your Organs because they cannot be sure for how long you werde dead.

>>25963486
>God puts you in this shithole
>Doesn't help you so that it's less of a shithole
>Ayyy lmao plot holes

>>25963646
Why do you doubt they'd call the police, if trying to talk you out of it didn't work?

You really think most parents will knowingly let their child die?

>>25963899
Ones that know how crazy the police in America are.

>>25963565
>letting the jews harvest you so a normalfag can live another day to torment robots
no.
Not OP but when i kill myself ill have a timed petrol bomb set on my apartment to make sure no one gets my organs my stuff and some normalshits end up homeless

>>25963486
>Before killing youself, make sure to convert to a religion telling you if you kill yourself you'll go to hell

>>25963952
Yeah, the police might kill OP, except that's what he wants.

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>>25962762
Bob's Burgers is ongoing so you need to stay alive.

>>25963973
you will do neither of those things
>>25963976
>religion based around a suicidal guy punishes suicides

>>25964008
There's only 4 seasons on Netflix. I'll call it good after that.

>>25962762
>3. Speak with everyone in my family individually
enjoy being thrown in the loony bin you attention whore.
Just write individual letters to each one of them and send them by mail before you do it.

>>25964034
>you will do neither of those things
k buddy

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>>25964066
There' s a new episode tomorrow, you fuck.

>>25964093
I don't own a TV. Sorry to disappoint you.

kill yourself in a way that nobody has to clean it up.

>>25964087
You even know how to make a bomb?

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>>25964178
No one uses TV, you clod, you have the internet!

>>25964265
Oh, do people live stream stuff here? I've only ever tried on /sp/, and those guys use stuff that isn't compatible on my phone.

>>25962762
How will you do it? I've made a deadline for myself. If my life is not any better in 2 years i will kill myself.
I'm currently working on getting a gun legally, and will use it to shoot myself in 2 years.

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>>25964282
You can just watch them on kisscartoon and junk. Now are you gonna live?

>>25964318
>getting a gun legally
Do you want the liberals to win?

>>25964337
Bob's Burgers is funny, but not funny enough to keep myself alive over.

c-can I have your bitcoins?

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>>25964410
>It wasn't enough

>>25964473
If I had bitcoins, I'd be using them to buy assault rifles.