>at work >bored as fuck >see a cockroach on the flood

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2016-01-23 12:40:44 Post No. 25961224
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:40:44 Post No. 25961224 [Report]

>at work
>bored as fuck
>see a cockroach on the flood near me
>try to make him fuck off
>doesn't want to move that much
>he seems cool I guess
>grab a piece of paper to pick him up
>inspect his body
>he is missing a limb
>decide to keep him near me and check on him occasionally
>just sits there moving his antennas around
>mfw befriended a crippled cockroach

Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:41:58 Post No.25961232
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:41:58 Post No.25961232 [Report]

>>25961224
Get him a sugar packet or something.
Also timestamp pic and roll to name him pls.

Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:44:36 Post No.25961251
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:44:36 Post No.25961251 [Report]

>>25961224
Figure out what cockroaches eat and feed him.

Also, provide picture.

Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:45:22 Post No.25961257
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 12:45:22 Post No.25961257 [Report]

>>25961224
You should name it now and care for it till it dies

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:07:31 Post No.25961474
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:07:31 Post No.25961474 [Report]

>go to cafeteria
>take sugar packets
>give him sugar packets
>name him
>get a Tupperware box, punch holes in the top for his house
>you now have a pet

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:17:06 Post No.25961567
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:17:06 Post No.25961567 [Report]

>>25961224
DUBS names OP's cockroach
I propose Alfred

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:17:52 Post No.25961573
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:17:52 Post No.25961573 [Report]

Rolling for quentin

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:18:34 Post No.25961582
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:18:34 Post No.25961582 [Report]

Dubs and his name becomes Elliot
In honour of the true king of r9k

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:21:09 Post No.25961604
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:21:09 Post No.25961604 [Report]

>>25961224
>>mfw befriended a crippled cockroach
Big deal, this happens all the time in Steam threads.

Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:47:22 Post No.25961875
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 13:47:22 Post No.25961875 [Report]

>>25961567
stew

oringal comment ree

Anonymous 2016-01-23 14:03:42 Post No.25962061
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Anonymous 2016-01-23 14:03:42 Post No.25962061 [Report]

OP here

I can't name him because a co-worker saw me with it and freaked out. I put him back on the floor let him go after a while.

Probably dead by now :(

Anonymous 2016-01-23 14:08:47 Post No.25962130
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