Would you date a girl that had never any sexual contact with

Could you even do that with a castrated dog?

>financial burden
>probably undesirable, dating would be unenjoyable
>degenerate enough to suck a dog off
>owns a cute dog
id do it desu senpai

yes

that is my fetish

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wat

And have a pic fellow robots.

>>25960979
But to put more serious discussion on the plate, I've seen from most robots that their reluctance to date a sexually deviant girl mostly equates to some underlying jealousy that she's had more in the past, and that he cannot have simple fun sex with the girl without submitting hisself to a relationship, while other guys from the past just "pumped and dumped". Now with a dog, there's not much jealousy to be had so I couldn't say.

>>25961010#
had more sex in the past*

>>25960964
It's about getting knotted (from what I've read/seen) so yes.
>>25960978
Why would you want sloppy seconds from a dog and get dog juice all over your dick.

>>25960979
This pictures upsets me
because I really fucking hate that fabric texture

Honestly I'd ask to watch.
Beast has always been a kink of mine.

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>>25961048
>getting knotted

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>>25961048
>you will never be a dog
>you will never knot your human gf

>>25961739
What does knotted mean?

>>25962546
its how a dogs penis functions. its tip gets rather bulbus and serves as a way of locking it in til mating is full complete.

inb4 furry. I know this because I worked at a animal shelter.

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>>25962588
>a way of locking it in til mating is full complete

>>25960947
What is pic related's name?

These fucking threads get weirder every day I swear.

>>25960947
Girls are more likely to let their dogs sniff and eat them out

>>25960947
The fuck. No you autistic retard

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>>25963598

I remember reading some survey about sexual fantasies some time ago where women were twice as likely as men to fantasise about sex acts with animals

>>25963009
The weird woman at the pound that I worked at would always tell me werid facts about dogs. Lot of dick facts. Like how pugs have to be artificially inseminated because the males can't properly mount the females do to how their nostrils and throat are set up. The bread can't breath properly while trying to mount.

Having a dog slut gf would be ideal. It's hard for a woman to feel uppity and in control when they've literally let a "lesser animal" fuck and fill them with their sperm. The girl would be easier to make submissive. Unlike other forms of degeneracy that the matriarchy celebrates, dog fucking is still taboo, so she won't be able to parade her slutness around and feel "empowered" by it. She'll be you and your dog's own private whore.

>>25962526
>You will never die and be reincarnated as a dog
>you will never be able to get away with doing lewd things because BARK BARK LMAO

>>25963614
Its weird, almost primeval. I think its because it subconsciously reminds them they were once animals and liked getting their pussy and ass smelt

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>>25963614
>pulling out arbitrary numbers for the fuck of it with literally zero proof.

>>25963615
Do you think they bang dogs?

>>25963674
>being a roastie
>2016

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>tfw you have to be afraid of getting cucked by your dog

>>25963628

>stick your nose up any woman's skirt and have people laugh it off
>not have to worry about hygiene
>sleep 80% of the day
>people want to rub your belly

dogs have life on EZmode

>>25963677
Well I eventually banged her and afterward had that horrible thought cross my mind. Like 2+2 didn't fall in place til we were laying on her couch naked together and her german shepard dog wanted to go outside. I then realized oh, she has a dog.... she lives alone...... at work she talks about dog dongs strangely often..... OH GOD, PLEASE NO!

>>25960947
>tfw no cannibal cupcake or andy private gf

>>25963759

Girls getting banged by dogs is ok as long as the girl is hot IMO

>>25960947
Only if the dog has sex with dignity

>>25963803
I'd never be able to fuck a girl who fucked a dog, though. how could you compete with Rex Thunderknot?

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>>25963917

>not doubleteaming your bitch with her riding you while your dogbro knots her ass

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>>25960947
yes...I had a dog lick my cock when I was 15 because I was isolated in homeschool living in the middle of nowhere with no outside contact for years.

>>25963803
>I don't mind sloppy seconds from a dog who will completely stretch out a girls vagina and make it so loose you can throw a hot dog down it

I am a normie, do you hate me?

I mean DO YOU really hate me for doing what you can't?

I don't hate you. I come and lurk here and laugh at or feel for you guys depending on the thread but I always come back finding new low you guys have hit. We laugh about it at work with my friends and discuss if you guys are real.

If you want, ask me anything. Or don't.

>I am sure this is original

>>25964755

is your dick feminine though?

>>25963517
Mercedes Carrera I think

She's red-pilled

http://youtu.be/H4s4pZNMq3Q

>>25964825
Here's your (you) now fuck off.

>>25964825
2/10, pretty weak

>>25964910
that's one ugly spic

>>25961010
It's not about the jealousy of the numbers, its about the content of character.

Stscies with trillion of partners is more likely to be disloyal and unhappy, therefore she's undersireable. On that note, what kind of a girl must she be to suck off a fucking dog?

>>25960947
Yes, as long as she approves of my horse fetish

>>25965268
You should check her out, she's pretty cool and her looks are actually pretty awesome

>Experienced bestiality
>Felt obligated to tell a guy before we got intimate
>He beat the shit out of me and cut contact

Wish I could take it back.

>>25966451

Are you horsegrill?

I remember you

>>25966771
Not horse no, they were too big and scared me. I went with a donkey instead.

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>>25960947
>dating girls
>in 2016
>having anything to do with girls
>IN 2016
Unless you're of the alpha asian male persuasion who will attract a legion of big bootied black beauties, many of which come in weeb flavour so you can dress them up like one of your Cantonese cartoons before proceeding to stick your shawarma in the black hole of wonders but I'm not a cuck I SWEAR

>>25966975
Can we just ban all trips from this website already?

>>25966835

Ah donkey yes, mixed that up

You're cool, though

>>25963735
>not double teaming your gf with your dogbro

>>25968546


this

i've seen convincing video evidence that a dog cock up a girls ass gives her a neverending chain of explosive orgasms

>>25966975
what is this? it's not even funny. Go back to reddit la