Would you date a girl that had never any sexual contact with guys but sucks off her dog when she gets so horny she can't help herself?
But to put more serious discussion on the plate, I've seen from most robots that their reluctance to date a sexually deviant girl mostly equates to some underlying jealousy that she's had more in the past, and that he cannot have simple fun sex with the girl without submitting hisself to a relationship, while other guys from the past just "pumped and dumped". Now with a dog, there's not much jealousy to be had so I couldn't say.
>you will never be a dog
>you will never knot your human gf
its how a dogs penis functions. its tip gets rather bulbus and serves as a way of locking it in til mating is full complete.
inb4 furry. I know this because I worked at a animal shelter.
>a way of locking it in til mating is full complete
I remember reading some survey about sexual fantasies some time ago where women were twice as likely as men to fantasise about sex acts with animals
The weird woman at the pound that I worked at would always tell me werid facts about dogs. Lot of dick facts. Like how pugs have to be artificially inseminated because the males can't properly mount the females do to how their nostrils and throat are set up. The bread can't breath properly while trying to mount.
Having a dog slut gf would be ideal. It's hard for a woman to feel uppity and in control when they've literally let a "lesser animal" fuck and fill them with their sperm. The girl would be easier to make submissive. Unlike other forms of degeneracy that the matriarchy celebrates, dog fucking is still taboo, so she won't be able to parade her slutness around and feel "empowered" by it. She'll be you and your dog's own private whore.
>pulling out arbitrary numbers for the fuck of it with literally zero proof.
>tfw you have to be afraid of getting cucked by your dog
Well I eventually banged her and afterward had that horrible thought cross my mind. Like 2+2 didn't fall in place til we were laying on her couch naked together and her german shepard dog wanted to go outside. I then realized oh, she has a dog.... she lives alone...... at work she talks about dog dongs strangely often..... OH GOD, PLEASE NO!
>not doubleteaming your bitch with her riding you while your dogbro knots her ass
yes...I had a dog lick my cock when I was 15 because I was isolated in homeschool living in the middle of nowhere with no outside contact for years.
I am a normie, do you hate me?
I mean DO YOU really hate me for doing what you can't?
I don't hate you. I come and lurk here and laugh at or feel for you guys depending on the thread but I always come back finding new low you guys have hit. We laugh about it at work with my friends and discuss if you guys are real.
If you want, ask me anything. Or don't.
>I am sure this is original
It's not about the jealousy of the numbers, its about the content of character.
Stscies with trillion of partners is more likely to be disloyal and unhappy, therefore she's undersireable. On that note, what kind of a girl must she be to suck off a fucking dog?
>having anything to do with girls
Unless you're of the alpha asian male persuasion who will attract a legion of big bootied black beauties, many of which come in weeb flavour so you can dress them up like one of your Cantonese cartoons before proceeding to stick your shawarma in the black hole of wonders but I'm not a cuck I SWEAR