I'm in Japan for a month. What are the best places for a

Akihabara is the place for weaboo faggots and otakus

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Related, anyone have that link of the guy who went to Japan, met a Japanese woman who took him to her house, stayed with her for a whole month and even slept in the same bed without a single kiss or having sex with her when he saw her naked in the shower? It was somewhere in the archives and from r9k but I lost the link.

>>25960469
More like the place for weaboo faggots and otakus to get mugged.

They know you're easy money and you brought a lot of it to get there.

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>>25960510
>implying I don't want the authentic japanese yakuza battle experience
Sillie normies when will they learn?

>>25960490
I remember one about a guy meeting a virgin Christmas cake who ended up marrying her.

The local nightclub where you will have Asian sluts flocking to you for your white dick of course.

unless you're some kinda dirty darkskin

>>25960490
Why would someone do such a thing? Literally how even? Was he gay?

>durr im a weeaboo but i dont know shit about japan
Fuck off normalscum

If you literally want to cum, go to a soapland. In Tokyo, there are streets full of them around Yoshiwara.

>>25960510
>implying their tiny japanese bodies wont tremble at my white 6'4 body
lel

go to one of the penguin bars/cafes, i want to go so badly

My friend is desperately trying to get me to go to Japan with him.
His plan is that being white and having a scottish accent will make every woman there crave his dick, also being 5'9 isnt as bad for him there

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>>25960379
kabukicho

>>25961173
There's a good chance that that's true. Women are desperate in Japan.

>>25961173
>tfw i'll never go to japan with a bro for a few weeks and fuck multiple qts every day
Go mate, go.

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Akihabara + Nakano for otaku shit
Shibuya + Harajuku for qts and crepes
Don't bother going to Roppongi, unless it's Roppongi Hills which is like a labyrinthine mall
For your weeb cultural shit, go to Asakusa, Tokyo for the Imperial Palace
Just wander the streets, though. It's fun and you'll find tiny shrines and cool bars and all sorts of fun wherever you go. Just avoid the other weebs as much as possible.

>>25960379
>Caucasian Male
>tfw went to Japan for a legitimate reason - meet father.
>Not a weeaboo

Are maid cafes a real thing or an anime meme?

>>25961173
Yawn. Just another weeaboo who thinks that being white will automatically get him laid in Japan. Newsflash, if you are a fat autistic smelly kissless virgin back at home, you will remain a fat autistic smelly kissless virgin in Japan too.

Well, possibly minus the fat part. You will probably lose a bit of weight.

>>25961492
They are real, even in America. My town even had one here in the states, it was pretty great until the black girls started getting hired. Black girl weebs in maid costumes saying welcome master and all that shit is so cringe.

>>25961527
>"welcome master"
>not "welcome massa"

>>25961527
>tfw britfag
>tfw ywn have a qt weeb girl give you omuraisu with your name written in ketchup while saying 'hope you enjoy it master!'

I wanna go to the Tsundere cafe in Japan

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>>25961550
i feel it brother

it just gives you that warm feeling inside doesn't it?

I went to a soapland and had sex with a Japanese girl there. Ask me if you want details.

>>25961492
Yeah but all that kawaii moe shit doesn't translate well into 3D.

>>25961550
And in the unlikely event you get one... she will be fat.

>>25961610
did you put it in her butt?

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>>25961527
>Welcome masta
Looks like we have came full circle.

>>25961527
>black girls
>calling white weebs "master"
hooooooooooooo
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

>>25961785
Nope, I'm not interested in buttsex. And I think she probably wouldn't have allowed it anyway.

>>25961610
What is soapland?

>>25961610
Do I want details?

>>25961610
Isn't sex not allowed? How did you do it? Was she attractive? How much did she charge?

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>>25960379
Literal cum = Kabukicho, Tokyo
...and go to /jp/ for this you fucking faggot

>>25961830
Soapland is like a soapy massage thing. A brothel of sorts. You get a naked soapy fullbody massage rub thing. Normally there is no penetration though since it's not allowed, so you'll get a handjob or blowjob at most.

>>25961835
I wasn't going to offer literotica details. But details handy for you, such as where to get it, how much, etc.

>>25961854
You're right, sex isn't allowed. But that rule is sometimes bent. In some places it's more likely to happen than others. Also depends on how much you pay. And, above all, if the girl likes you or not.

>>25961872
>I wasn't going to offer literotica details.
I was literally asking if "I wanted details"

>>25961891
I understood that. And the answer is yes. Because I'll give you details on how you can do the same, too.

>>25961920
you don't know what I want

shit psychic desu

>>25961854
I went to a place called Darling Harbour, it's in the Yoshiwara area of Tokyo. Got a decent looking and pretty nice girl. I paid about 50k yen for a two hour session. That included soapie stuff, and I fucked her twice.

As a foreigner your selection is more limited though. Only some of the girls will be okay with a foreigner, others won't be available to you.

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>>25960379
Comfy Japan thread?

>>25960379
Ikebukuro and Osaka.

>>25961527
My city has one of these too. although ours has 3 people "barred from serving or entiring the premises". Kinda weird how shut in guys so quickly become obsessed with servers and try fighting other men who talk to them.

>>25961542
>massa
>not masuta
>not goshujinsama