I'm in Japan for a month. What are the best places for a weeb to cum all over himself in amazement?
Related, anyone have that link of the guy who went to Japan, met a Japanese woman who took him to her house, stayed with her for a whole month and even slept in the same bed without a single kiss or having sex with her when he saw her naked in the shower? It was somewhere in the archives and from r9k but I lost the link.
>implying I don't want the authentic japanese yakuza battle experience
Sillie normies when will they learn?
My friend is desperately trying to get me to go to Japan with him.
His plan is that being white and having a scottish accent will make every woman there crave his dick, also being 5'9 isnt as bad for him there
Akihabara + Nakano for otaku shit
Shibuya + Harajuku for qts and crepes
Don't bother going to Roppongi, unless it's Roppongi Hills which is like a labyrinthine mall
For your weeb cultural shit, go to Asakusa, Tokyo for the Imperial Palace
Just wander the streets, though. It's fun and you'll find tiny shrines and cool bars and all sorts of fun wherever you go. Just avoid the other weebs as much as possible.
Yawn. Just another weeaboo who thinks that being white will automatically get him laid in Japan. Newsflash, if you are a fat autistic smelly kissless virgin back at home, you will remain a fat autistic smelly kissless virgin in Japan too.
Well, possibly minus the fat part. You will probably lose a bit of weight.
They are real, even in America. My town even had one here in the states, it was pretty great until the black girls started getting hired. Black girl weebs in maid costumes saying welcome master and all that shit is so cringe.
i feel it brother
it just gives you that warm feeling inside doesn't it?
Looks like we have came full circle.
Literal cum = Kabukicho, Tokyo
...and go to /jp/ for this you fucking faggot
Soapland is like a soapy massage thing. A brothel of sorts. You get a naked soapy fullbody massage rub thing. Normally there is no penetration though since it's not allowed, so you'll get a handjob or blowjob at most.
I wasn't going to offer literotica details. But details handy for you, such as where to get it, how much, etc.
You're right, sex isn't allowed. But that rule is sometimes bent. In some places it's more likely to happen than others. Also depends on how much you pay. And, above all, if the girl likes you or not.
I went to a place called Darling Harbour, it's in the Yoshiwara area of Tokyo. Got a decent looking and pretty nice girl. I paid about 50k yen for a two hour session. That included soapie stuff, and I fucked her twice.
As a foreigner your selection is more limited though. Only some of the girls will be okay with a foreigner, others won't be available to you.
My city has one of these too. although ours has 3 people "barred from serving or entiring the premises". Kinda weird how shut in guys so quickly become obsessed with servers and try fighting other men who talk to them.