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helo
i have a free bf (me) voucher and i would like to offer it it to someone
i have been told by family that i am likeable and i am interested in introspection, nightwalks, books, music and i think conversation

other voucher holders can post too
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>>25960041
Interested, tell me more Anon.
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>>25960041
Describe what you look like. Tell us your age and where you live
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>>25960041
what music do you like? pls tell
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>>25960041
Where do you live faggot?
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Send dick so we know what we're getting at
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hello yes i have one voucher up for grabs as well.
i like play vidya and music, I think and hope im a great conversationalist.

looking for someone to fix this broken toy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiq0IiGilXE
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Im Scottish and looking for a gf, i like having deep conversations and i'm also a very sexual person
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GF voucher here. Living in Tokyo but moving to LA soon. Likes nightwalks and books too, also photography.
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Can I exchange my voucher for cash?
A 980ti would make me much happier than a nagging gf
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>>25960041
>other voucher holders can post too

alright, here is another free eastern european voucher for a free bf, i am ugly and short and often have depression or anxiety issues

you can redeem if you are a female
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>>25961085
is that you? if so, you a qt
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>>25961125
yes, i have never had a gf so i am pure too
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>>25961128
how old are you? asd
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>>25961157
26

familialliaialili
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>>25961022
What else are you like? Do you like good music and books? What do you look like? What age girls would you date?
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>>25961169
preference in girls? asd
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I have a voucher for one (1) NEET bf in England. Also comes with free housing if requested.
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>>25961284
How old are you? Post face? At least give us some info on preferences of gals you would date
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>>25961282
i like all kinds of girls desu senpai famili
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>>25961293
19, I'll pass on posting a picture. I just want a girl I can sit around watching stuff and playing vidya with, but one that would try to save me from my hikkikomori ways isn't out of the question either.
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>>25961022
When are you moving? Can I come live with you in Tokyo until then?
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>>25961277
I'm female, looking for a guy. To answer your questions, I like old movies and I don't listen to music much besides Lana Del Rey or 1960s stuff. I have blonde hair, pale skin. Late twenties.
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>>25960041
You are a boring, autistic, virginal loser with no social talents or experience. You don't want, need or deserve a relationship.
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>>25961441
Moving at the start of June. Tell me about yourself and maybe we can work something out.
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>>25961484
>June
That's not very soon. Great. I just want to fly to Tokyo so that I can go outside at night without freezing to death, like I would here. I'm unhappy here and I want to leave and I want to live in an apartment with a cute girlfriend. I'm 23 years old and /fit/. What do you want to know about me?
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NEETS FIGHT LIKE STARVING WOLVES OVER THE ONE FEMANON IN THIS THREAD
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>>25961515
It's cold here too y'know. What are your interests? Why Tokyo?
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I want threads like this to be a bannable offense.
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>>25961614
why senpais? you dont want fellow robots to marry each other?
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>>25961614
I want posts like this to be a bannable offense.
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>>25961471
post pics babe show us the goods
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>>25961482
>deserve

lmao no one in a relationship deserves it you virgin
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>>25961565
just like in real life
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>>25961606
My Skype is s77.11
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>>25960041
>i have been told by family

that doesnt count anon
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>>25962561
saw the same skype in a thread where you wanted to NHK some anon. did you finally get you own personnal loser to fulfill your saviour fantasies?
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>>25963063
>tfw no one will nhk you
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>>25963210
I'm not that autistic yet, give me another 2 or 3 years and I'll need my own insecure twisted ''savior''
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Here's the coupon to receive me, pls accept.
I'd be clingy as fuck and shower you in my love and affection.
I'm in shape and relatively strong.
My hobbies include lifting, watching anime, watching film, shitposting on r9k, and playing video games.
Also, I'll just say it now, I'm mixed since most r9k girls hate anyone who doesn't look white
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>>25963336
>I didn't even post the coupon
Here is the coupon
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>>25963336
you don't deserve a gf if you are a non-white
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>>25963445
Yes I do. Please hang yourself.
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>>25963455
I can't hang myself, i am too valuable as one of the last white males in the world, among a sea of non-white subhumans. You are a mixed mongrel, a worthless mutt, with the genes of degenerate race mixers. You should be hanged.
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>>25963498
Oh, I'm sure you've done much for the world. That's why you're posting here on r9k, isn't in? You'll never be anything more than a shitposting robot. Don't act as though you have any worth.
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>>25963530
My ancestors have ruled the world and civilized savages like yourself and gave them the chances so you can talk to me today. You should be bowing down to them because if it wasn't for them you would be eating mud cookies in your hut, architecture almost rivaling what beavers are capable of. You can't grasp the concept of inherent value because your genes are worthless. I have the genes of conquerors that's why women of all races want the white seed in their wombs.
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>>25963600
>I have value because my ancestors did something!
Yeah, whatever you worthless NEET. Get a life and stop posting.
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>>25961085
who is that trouser arouser? ogrinal
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>>25961085
You again? Eat right and exercise and we can talk.
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>>25965039
i eat right already

what are we gonna talk about senpai
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>>25965039
he is ugly as hell, how is any of that going to help him, stop with this fit meme
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>>25963336
>mixed

dropped
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>>25960041
gf voucher here, if you are a cute boy you might redeem me
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I am an 18y/o male living in england and i am average looking and probably even decent looking if i put effort in but this is all speculation as i rarely talk speak to the opposite gender and don't know what they think of me. I like reading, i am currently reading moby dick, and music including but not limited to 80's new wave stuff like Talk Talk and The The. I used to be big into film and my favourite is The seventh seal. I exercise regularly and i have a car and a job.

ACCEPTING ALL GF OFFERS
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>>25965989
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG ROASTIEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>25966111
with shit taste like that you will never get a gf
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>>25965989
can you be my gf pls
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>>25961085
damn, those are dead eyes if i ever saw ones. Get some light into your room anon
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>>25967720
i don't let much light into my room because it glares into my monitor i hate that shit
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>>25965989
ugly roastie get out ree
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>>25966687
are you cute?
>>25966453
>>25968004
this is why you guys are virgins
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I am a living asian girl meme. Am short and chubby but that's international chubby (not american chubby)

I like drawing, old school childrens anime and we can piss off money at the arcade together over light guns and ddr.

terms and conditions
You need to be physically in asia to redeem this coupon. Specifically singapore
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>>25968645
post a pic pls
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>>25968645
how chubby are we talking? are you obese?
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>>25968732
Itsalmost5amcantsleepreee

>>25968972
65kg
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>>25969042
strange, you don't really look like 65kg

post ass or feet pls you look hot

do you like white dick?
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>>25961053
>sorry ANON but under the terms and conditions of your voucher agreement we cannot exchange said item for cash, goods, or other services
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>>25968645
What part of Asia are we talking about?

Original crispy comment desu
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>>25969252
Singapore. I can't read good.
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>>25969042
are you a virgin?

also how old are you?
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>>25969042
I would worship you but im not in singapore.
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>>25969107
Pic

Someone fucking redeem my coupon already, i'll cook you chu quan yi ding with egg and spam. Come on
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>>25965989
You're stunning. That's all there is to it. I don't deserve to type this to you.
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>>25969531
Can I stay at your place? If so I'll be there by tomorrow.
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>>25969531
i am >>25961085
and i would redeem you but you probably wouldn't accept also i am not in Singapore
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>>25969581
No, i live with my big asian family and they have never seen a whitey in the flesh. They may stone me!
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>>25969713
Pics or get the hell out of this board ROASTIE
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>>25969713
replying to roastie before it gets banned
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>>25969732
y am I bein muted im givin my pichaas
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>>25969977
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WTF ORIGINAL DISGUST
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>>25969977
HOOO0 OO0t
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>>25970032
,,,,,,,,,,thanks Tom
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People on r9k are considerably uglier than other boards.
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>>25961085
You look like Nicholas Cage.
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>>25970678
no i don't

ogrinal
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Voucher for 1 (one) BF:
This voucher can be used to redeem one free boyfriend at participating locations.
Cannot be used in combination with other voucher or coupons.
Offer not valid on other boards.
By redeeming this voucher you accept the gf terms and conditions.
Expires 4/04
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>>25970906
how can we redeem if we don't know how you look like
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------ATTENTION---------
1 voucher for FREE BF
-----ATTENTION------------

pic related
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>>25971868
you look like you dont shower
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I have one bf voucher also. comes with:

6'1
solid 7/10 face
employed in interesting job
physically a little skinny, but some muscle, not fat at all
intelligence, good humour, great taste in music, non-psycho (considerate in fact), stable

only downsides are smoking, low confidence and recurrent depression
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>>25971868
hot girl, you look just like tomoko!
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