There are people, in this thread, right now, who do not want

I just want a girl with humongous hooters

That's all that I want. I just have nothing of worth to offer.

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>>25955815
Coolio senpai

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Do you guys ever wonder how you developed an attraction for older women? What happened in your younger years that made you like older women?

Older women are the best, I'd never go back to younger girls.

Oh yeah , I want a seasoned woman alright, if you know what I mean.

I want a man, not a woman.

>>25955926
lol its because youre in love with your mother

>>25955749
Old women suck, you've lowered your standards and now you want 4chan to validate your poor choices because you're insecure.

If you'd rather have a 40 year old cunt than an 18 year old by all means but don't expect a pat on the back or round of applause.

>>25955991
it's more like mommy issues. the lack of a loving mother causes the craving for one.

>>25955926
I got molested by my aunt

>>25955749
who is this
cmon senpai

>>25956037
Of course the younger body is better but younger women have just awful personalities. Older women are more experienced, more chill, and actually care about you and what you want, and want to please you. It's not all just about them.

At least that's my experience.

>>25956066
What did she do to you, Anon? Did she touch your pee-pee?

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>>25955991
>tfw have had fucked up dreams where I've fucked my mother
>wake up the next day, can't look my mother in the eye
<tfw also have older woman fetish

Fuck my mental illness.

>>25955749
More of the OP

>>25955926
slept with a naked hot family friend milf in her bed when I was 4 and wanted my mom at a sleepover

too bad she's dead now

>>25956272
I also saw my friend's hot mom walk out of her bedroom naked when I was 14

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>>25956321
and this is her

>>25956097
Heh, you are in for a nasty surprise.

Let me see if I can find some dating profiles for older women, if I do I'll post some.

>many do not change at all and have pretty much remained 16 for 20+ years just getting more wrinkly and more fat

>>25956427

>In for a nasty surprise

That's my experience based on the older women I've been with, not some speculation or hope.

>>25956165
I must've been like 10 or something, we had this big family party, tons of people even neighbors and shit, she was totally wasted, and told me she wanted to show me something, so I followed her to the spare room she was staying in. She sat on the bed and I sat next to her and she kept touching my hair and saying how much I looked like my father (looking back I think she wanted to fuck my dad) eventually she reached into my pants and started touching my junk, I got scared and didn't know what to do so I just kind of froze up. She told me she wanted to make me feel good so she pulled down my pants and blew me, she took her tits out at some point and then passed out, I ran into my room and locked the door, I didn't come out until
The next day thinking I'd be in trouble

>>25956427
It's because they do get smarter and they realize that some robot will always worship at their feet no matter how fat and ugly they get.

You message these old bitches complimenting them and thinking you're unique by cornering the MILF market but you're not, get in line.

>>25956506
and you fap to it now right?

>>25955926
My mother never showed me any affection, or even noticed that I existed for the most part. From when I was very young she fucked strangers in front of me, and not longer after that my parents got divorced and she left. All I want is to make love to older women so that I can feel the affection I never once felt from my mother.

>>25956593
I mean I guess, sometimes, it'll never happen again, so I try not to dwell on the memory, it was more scary for me than it was erotic, although it's still sort of weird seeing my aunt, because like I said before she still says how much I look like my dad, I could probably try, but my beta cuck uncle keeps her away from a lot of booze

>>25956676
if her husband is beta it will only make it easier to get her to stray

make a plan to get her drunk and get touchy feely.

>>25955749
there's nothing in that pot

>>25956745
He's constantly around her and whisks her off to bed whenever they visit, it would be incredibly hard to separate them, it's not like I'm some forceful Chad, and I'm not going to do that Infront of my family, incest is fun in theory but it can't always happen anon

>>25955749
>who do not want seasoned mature women
>seasoned with years of old man spooge from first husband

mmm yummy

>>25955926
I want someone to be caring and gentle with me.

>>25956622
>when I was very young she fucked strangers in front of me
You MUST tell that story.

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>>25955749
Why is the stove not turned on if she's cooking? And why is there nothing in the pot, not even water? What is she stirring, then, and why? Wouldn't she also need that counter space to place whatever she was using to cook there? And why would she be cooking in the nude? What if something at boiling temperature splattered on her stomach? Plus, why is she wearing shoes? Doesn't that defeat the purpose of being naked? Who the fuck staged this photo?

>>25955926
Who's the MILF on that pic? She's perfect.

I want to feed her my cummies

>>25956906
lisa sparks

>>25956823
There's not much to tell. She was a drug addicted party girl burnout, so fucking was the currency she traded on. I was largely invisible, though she'd sometimes use me as a bargaining chip against my father when they'd fight.

There was one time she kidnapped me and we stayed at a drug dealer's house. I got to sleep at the foot of his bed on the floor while they fucked. I was a little over 4 years old at the time.

A few months later, in the following spring, we went for a bike ride - the only one she ever went on. After riding for a little bit she said she got a flat tire, so we ended up leaving the bikes at her brother's house and hitchhiking. The guy that picked us up took us to a motel and she fucked him in a chair while I was on the bed about ten feet away.

Sorry to say, but there's nothing salacious here unless you get turned on by child abuse and neglect.

>>25955749
or I could fuck my way through all sorts of sloots, then settle down with a young one, then continue to enjoy the young one while it ages into what you are shilling itt and then enjoy that

>Those spots on older women's chests
Those get me rock fucking hard, wish I knew what they were called or why they exist

>>25956827
It's mise-en-scene designed to evoke the nurturing feeling of domestic life juxtaposed with the alluring sexuality of an older woman.

>>25955749
>that
>mature
In what way? That's a basic slut, not even old. Lmaoing at you senpai

>>25957390
I wasn't looking to get turned on. I was just curious. Does it still bother you?

>>25955749
>seasoned
Bitches ain't chickens, I'll take an 18 year old over some marinaded milf any day.

>>25955749
>>25955850
>>25955926
used up Chad leftovers

No thanks jeff

>>25957500
I don't know why but this was fuckin hilarious. Forty keks my friend

>>25955749

>nothing in the pot

trashman.exe

>>25957515
this/

>trying to sell me sloppy old cunt
no fuck off

Unparalleled manual dexterity, for one.

>Fucking an older milf with 8 kids

She's still got it, and somehow her pussy still feels great.

>>25955926
Mother ignored and neglected me

>>25957491
I don't know if it bothers me, but it definitely had an effect on me. The lack of any affection and feelings of abandonment have had probably more impact on me than anything else in my life. It probably screwed up my sexual development some. Mental illness running in both sides of the family also didn't help. Subconsciously, the attraction to older women is probably something along the lines of "you would love (fuck) them, so why won't you love (fuck) me?"

I'm a wizard who's never had a relationship or a kiss or anything. All the way through high school I never even "noticed girls" or thought about relationships. I was, and still am, pretty withdrawn. I've never even had a crush on anyone, felt any sort of attraction. "I'm only going to be rejected or abandoned, so it will hurt less if I'm alone." I tried with my parents, and after failing there that I just gave up. That was on me, and I can't blame anyone else for that.

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Bumping originally

I really want to fuck a girl my age's mom. Then have her walk in on us and break into tears.

>>25955926
I just like curves and the idea of an older woman going for a younger guy is hot because it shows she's still interested in banging something virile

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>>25955749
For some reason, women just don't do it for me.
I only feel hard whenever I see a cute trap.

>>25956185
I have dreams like that on the reg when I'm horny, I just sorta...don't care, I'd probably fuck my dad if I were horny enough, and I'm not even attracted to him. Don't stress it fampai.

>>25960492
It's called being a pedophile you dumbfuck.

>>25960426
>you
>virile
Why are you on /r9k/ even?

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>>25957650
>8 kids

>her pussy still feels great

how is that even possible it should be the size of a big tunnel

>>25960915
Not really how it works, buddy.

>>25960972
that's exactly hows it works

vagina is somewhat elastic, you push out huge babies out of there, you get tearings that later from non-elastic scar tissue, which results in blown out huge pussy

what kind of shit bait is this, are you a single mother?

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>>25956185

>estranged from mother
>having dreams of fucking her and loving it
>wake up and fap to thoughts of fucking her
>my face afterwards

>>25960992
How much difference do you really expect there to be between 2 kids and 8? Unless she pushed them all out in one go.

>>25961060
obviously the more kids she has the more tearing and scar tissue, also blown blood vessels and no sensation whatsoever

it's physically impossible for a woman to feel anything during sex if she gave birth to so many children

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>>25955926
I just like their defined features, nothing submissive or anything. I'm on great terms with my mom.

>>25955749
What is she cooking? Sardines?

I've been banging a woman 20 years older than me for a few years.

I dont think i'm lowering my standards. I wouldnt date her. Only fuck her.

she has a good body. pretty good looking for her again. tight pussy. and she takes care of me.

ask me anything

>be me wagekek at mcdonalds
>milf shift manager
>quite a bit shorter than me
>6-7/10 face but big jiggly boobs
>big arse
>small but chubby hips
>im making burgers
>busy so quite cramped
>wants to get past me, put her hands round my waist and kind of rubs against me as she goes past
>do same to her
>accidentally brush her bum with the back of my hand later
>looks at me and tuts with a slight grin on her face

feels good man

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>>25955749
>i want a used cumrag
>i have mommy issues
>i settle for scraps

>>25961383
she wants the d mate

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>>25961383
>i made physical contact with someone of the opposite gender
>i received a smile instead of the usual looks of disgust
>i-i think she wants me

I'm 27 and dating a 41 year old and it's fucking awesome. No kids career focused woman who makes more money than me. She constantly buys me stuff and takes me out on dates. She's also at the peak of her sex drive. All I have to do is touch her inner thigh and she's all over me, begging me to enter her. Feels good man.

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>>25955749
>burner isn't on
>nothing in the pot
Stupid cunt

>>25961433

never said she wants me. The fact that shared this anecdote shows my lack of experience with the opposite sex

fuck off

>>25955926
mother loves me
girls don't

>>25961108
She might lose tightness but not feeling, and if she keeps fit and does the specific right exercises she can restore the tightness overtime, to even more than it was if she never did them before.

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>>25955926
Older women were nicer to me than young girls.
My mother spoiled me too much.

Other than that, they tend be very curvy.

>seasoned mature women
Nice way to say "old and wrinkly used goods whom nobody but only thirsty betas need". Top kuk.
Women can only be attractive while they're young, otherwise they're no different than a servant without gender.
But it's good that you make yourself prepared for your future life as a cuck, at least you'll be sleeping well.

>>25962064
>My mother spoiled me too much.
She done it not because she was older, but because she's your relative. If you were some stranger I bet she wouldn't even look at you regardless of age (we're on r9k ffs). So much naivety and wrong conclusions, so typical for betas.

>>25955926
At the risk of sounding like a hipsterfag most of the girls around 19 - 27 are shit.

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>>25961109
Yeah, I'm the same way. Great relationship with my mom, but not attracted to her at all. I like kind MILFs, but not really ones that act like her. Plus, I love my mom, but she's not very attractive, so I don't seek out ones that look like her. I just really like the qualities that mature women are stereotypically associated with, whether or not they're true.

>>25961369
How did this arrangement come about?

What kind of sex does she like?

Does she have a bit of a belly?

>>25962470
You have mother issues anon.

There's no "ifs" She's my mom and she spoiled me alot as well as other older women. I was a little boy for a long time.