Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker

>>25954798
Is a guy who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a dealbreaker for guys?

>>25954798

Only a dealbreaker if you're fat, tbph familia

Try a feminine dick sometime. I think you'll like it.>>25954798

>>25954798
>Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker for guys?

Yep. If she doesn't suck the meat then she's got to go.

I don't feel bad about saying that either. There's plenty of women who won't date guys unless they lick their twat.

>>25954798
I also want to know the question for this senpai. I don't want to because of the very real risk of diseases and I'm afraid of contacting genital herpes from a guy going down on me. As luck would have it, oral in porn is my fetish. Too bad no one believes in oral condom use.

>>25954798
nah, it doesn't matter to me. No blow jobs for me as long as I don't have to go down on your stinky flesh holes.

Advice from an older blacker Sam.youtube

>>25954798
I don't care about blow jobs but damn the way you describe genitals, you probably would be a shitty sexual partner.

>>25954798

>cocks can't be washed
>farts have enough physical matter to bounce around inside your underwear

You're a fucking idiot, you do understand this, don't you?

>>25954955

overall, I think sex is gross and I would only be in the mood to do it if both partners showered beforehand. I don't expect oral and I don't do oral. I would also prefer to not have my face or head touched during after being fingered. Also please do not put your fingers in my mouth. That is disgusting.

>>25954798
What's the deal with this particular anime character. It doesn't even look human.

Its also posted by cancerous retards, saged.

I don't see why it'd be a deal breaker.

For me a deal breaker is being pure vanilla or actively hating on one of the things I'm into. No blowjorb isn't gonna bug me.

>>25954988

farts shoot out shit particles into your underwear. Every 20 minutes the infestation spreads from the back of the underwear into other parts of the underwear. Don't forget about sweating and pulling out your cock in a public restroom where all the piss and spit and shit particles in air shot out from strangers will stick to your penis. Viruses, shit, saliva, and urine can remain airborne for hours.

>>25954798
Is this the power of female autism?

>>25954798
What kind of a fucking chad are you that you can just leave a girl who loves you over a blowjob? Gtfo you don't belong here Chad "suck or dump" thundershit

>>25955042
Can someone explain why vanilla is that bad? It's not really anyone's fault that you had to keep ramping shit up to maintain your boner, I've been getting of to the same fantasies for years and I always have a satisfying orgasm. Non-vanilla pleb explain yourselves.

>>25954798
shit hamster is shit, fuck off

>>25955003
i don't think you'll ever get a boyfriend if you're that grossed out by bodily fluids desu

unless you somehow manage to find an asexual one

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>>25954798
>Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker for guys?
This isn't 1923, oral sex is as common as bread. Why would ANYONE go for a girl who doesn't do oral over a girl who does?

>>25954798
That depends, if you are never going to give him a blowjob are you going to expect him to ever eat you out? You'd be severely limiting your sex life

>>25955145

I don't want piss and shit near my mouth. I don't want my own vaginal juices in my hair.

>>25955104
I like having fun in new sexual ways because some things are funner than others. Plus a lot of fetishes/kinks can be explored in multiple ways.

As dumb as it sounds, plain vanilla sexual fun gets...boring after a while. It's not as fulfilling.

>>25955207
sorry to say but if you have sex there's a very good chance you'll have bodily fluids in places you might not want them

also
>what is showering

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>>25954798
I don't mind not getting a blowjob if it means getting a gf, pls be my gf OP

>>25955242
I don't actually need my fetishes realized though. I accept that those are fantasies, I'd much rather have a qt breathing in my ear and digging their nails in my back. The only way it could be boring is if you did it too often.

What the fuck are you going to do for your boyfriend when you're on your period?

You do realize that most men need to get off every 2-3 days if not daily right

>>25955104

depends on how vanilla the person is. If the person doesn't like ropleplay or dirty talk, it can be a bit boring.

vanilla:
-missionary
-doggy style
-cowgirl
-handjobs
-fingering
-oral sex

somewhat outside of vanilla:
-femdom
-titty fucking
-69
-normie roleplay (teacher/student, nurse/paitient, cop/inmate)
-sex toys
-dirty talk
-reverse cowgirl
-fucking sideways
-fucked against a wall

gateway out of vanilla:
-advanced roleplay (fictional characters, mom and not her son, dungeons and dragons, warhammer 40k, massage happy ending)
-pegging
-sybian
-breastfeeding
-power drilling
-unaware cuck (fucking while orbiter/ex is on the phone)

>>25955054

Urine is sterile and easily washed away
Sweat is just sweat, completely harmless and easily washed away.

Your shit does not crawl around your underwear. Microscopic particles might stick to wherever they were sprayed, but the rest dissipates, and it definitely doesn't fucking travel around cloth.

You're a fucking retard. Door handles are probably more filthy than cocks.

Get on your fucking knees and start sucking, it's about the one thing you'll ever be good for.

>>25954837
Not for me desu

>>25954798
No I hate oral too, both giving and receiving.

>>25955377
Rate my ability to have a bf by what I'm willing to do. I'm also a belly gf with flappy DD tits.
>missionary
>doggy style
>cowgirl w-with a bra
>handjobs
>fingering
> no oral sex, not even on myself

somewhat outside of vanilla:
>femdom
>titty fucking
>normie roleplay (teacher/student, nurse/paitient, cop/inmate)
>sex toys
>dirty talk
>reverse cowgirl
>fucking sideways
>fucked against a wall
I'm willing to do b-butt stuff too and being called worthless. ;_;

>>25955351
As they say, don't let your dreams be memes. If you have fantasies...act them out. Bring them up. Communicate what you'd really like, or at least what you think you might like.

As long as you're happy, there's no problem with if you want to be fancy or not.

I prefer blowjobs to anything else, and I like it if she's grossed out. I keep a pocket pussy in a sock in a tin and fuck it regularly without cleaning so it's basically full of rotten cum. If I expect sex I'll edge with it the night before as well as shortly before the date so I'm good, stinky, and bad tasting. That's half the enjoyment there. I also don't go down on girls so I'm probably a doubly shitty partner. I don't care as long as I get mine though. There's been no pressure to change so I won't. I would at least try to pressure a girl into giving me blowjobs, since I also like when they initially refuse but through pressure, guilt, coercion, or force. It's horrible but I feel like sex means more when she doesn't want or like it. I like them to prove their love for me.

anal is disgusting and requires lube and a condom

>>25956981

It definitely doesn't need a condom, it's nature's birth control. Lube is pretty good to have for it though. Silicone is my favorite.

>>25954798

No not at all deal breaker. Oral sex is a very rare thing something I'd only do with someone special. You gotta know the person well enough that they are hygenic because reasons you pointed out.

>>25954926
because then your not sucking his dick, your sucking plastic.

I'm like you OP, I hate oral. Both kinds.

If it's a deal breaker for a guy, don't date him. He isn't worth your time.

>>25957161
This. Sex with a condom is borderline useless for me because it's just...nothing. I vaguely feel warmth but that's it. No wetness, not really even the tightness because the condom is tight as is, it's just...on.

And as soon as I get bored of that, I start to shrink and just...not fun. Point is that oral condoms are a waste because if you're afraid to touch gross liquids, stick to using your hands with latex gloves.

>>25957012

condom so that shit doesn't get in the urethra. It's more of a sanitary thing.

>>25954798
op are you literally fucking gay? if u dont like dick move on and quit looking for reasons to not like it

>>25957979

I'm not a lesbian. I like a dick in my pussy, but not in my mouth.

>>25957883

Ideally she poops before sex so there is minimal feces left in the rectum. If you're paranoid then just pee within an hour after sex and you're safe.

>>25954798
ESL girls are not a deal breaker for me OP

>if the guy farts while wearing clothes, the fart bounces from the underwear onto the penis and you're pretty much sucking on a piss and shit infested piece of flesh

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>>25954798
>if the guy farts while wearing clothes, the fart bounces from the underwear onto the penis


>Bounces

>>25954798
Why not just take a shower after? Use month wash after too.
It's not that bad. Develop a fetish for sweaty smelly sex.
Imagine that pheromones are making you go wild.

Urine is sterile Umaru

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Ah yes, another reminder that physical sex is a unhygienic act worthy only of animals.

Proud and content that I am exclusively 2D now.

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>Bounces

>>25955475
>DD tits
>not into breastfeeding
Disqualified.

Vaginas
>-leak blood 25% of the time
>-can cause throat cancer upon oral sex
>-piss themselves on orgasm

Penises
>-get hard when we don't want them to
>-phimosis can occur
>+nutritious protein from ejaculate

the winner is already determined

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Blowjobs are nice when you're too tired to have sex.

>>25954798
It depends on the guy, however if you're a real girl and not a tranny. I assume you're referring to Chad. Chad wants to have a 6-some with his bro/homie/Niggas(to satisfy his closet-homosexuality) so you'll wanna be capable of filling every orifice with phalluses.

>>25959737

I want to cave Anzu's skull in with a ballpeen hammer.

>>25954798
Tbh I wouldn't mind at all

What I would mind is your psychotic obsession with germs and things being "dirty". See a doctor.

>>25954798
>Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker for guys?

I know this is bait written by a fag but, yes, it is a dealbreaker for me. I've actually been with a girl who didn't enjoy giving bjs. Worst mistake of my life. I'll never again accept someone whom I'm not sexually compatabile with.

Oral doesn't really do it for me, since my dick is too thick to be sacked well, but your reasoning behind not doing oral is retarded.
Fluids are kinda gross, duh, vagina tastes weird, but it's fun, and mouth wash and showers exist. Frankly I'd like a grill that douches before sex. Men are able to clean their genitals because they are external, but grills don't bother washing their cunts out.
It's not a dealbreaker, though, so long as they actually shower.

>>25954798
By that same logic you would be grossed out with sticking a dick in your vag. Also your vag is close to your butthole as well.

Then again, you are probably just shitposting.

Yeah only a dealbreaker unless you're a thin fit girl.

If you're even a little tubby we expect you to not bitch.

It's what you get for feeding yourselves nonstop.

>>25954798
Well being a hypochondriac is fine and all, just never expect to receive oral either if that's the case.

I'd never let my dick near teeth, not like there is a chance of it happening of course.

>>25957215
It's not about the liquids being icky, I don't fucking trust someone enough with liquids that
> give you diseases
> get you pregnant
Here's the part where you tell me to trust clean people, as if people actually get tested regularly instead of making shitty assumptions on who is actually clean.

I don't think I could date a girl that didn't want to suck me off. I'd rather have no vaginal intercourse than no fellatio. It really doesn't matter how pretty she is.

>>25954798
Does it result in you not actually giving blowjobs ?
If so: Yes

>>25954911
>I don't feel bad about saying that either. There's plenty of women who won't date guys unless they lick their twat.
I'm 100% sure no oral means the guy doesn't have to give oral either.
There's literally no need for blowjobs when you can just stick it in her vagina.

I've only encountered one girl who was any good a blowjobs anyway. Most are really horrible.

I usually just tell them not to bother.

>>25959652
myth

i don't care about oral, if i receive it. i would like to give it.
that's weird if that's a dealbreaker.
i think germiphobes are just shit talkers. they talk this big game, but then they have some drinks and all of a sudden they're getting buttfucked and gonzo'd and sucking 2 dicks.

>Is a girl who doesn't like giving out blowjobs a deal breaker for guys?

No. I hate getting blowjobs. I would rather talk or cuddle.

I'm circumcised and blowjobs don't even feel like anything to me, btw.

>>25954798
Don't worry,when you are sucking chad's cock you will forget about it.

sucking on an uncut dick is more fun than sucking a cut dick

>>25964486
You would know, faggot.

>>25954798
>Implying I would WANT to give a roasty a blowjob
Your mouth is for eating, not for you to shove cocks into fucktard.

I only give blowjobs if the guy showered beforehand

>>25955377
>gateway out of vanilla
>warhammer 40k

As a fa/tg/uy as well you need to explain this one to me.

Well I'm male and I refuse to perform oral on females. Thats just far too beta for me to stoop to.

She doesn't have to do oral on me if she doesn't want to but either way I'm not putting my mouth near that bloody mucus laden wound. The vagina is far more disgusting than the dick as far as hygiene. Not gay.

>>25966441
I think oral is a pretty degrading thing to do as well.

Wouldn't want to receive or give it.

>>25966441
This.
My gf and I both do oral on each other if we've showered beforehand, that's it. Licking some snatch is the price I gotta pay to blast a load in her mouth every once and a while.

>>25954798
Remember: she will suck off chad