I need a girlfriend. Now.

nobody needs a gf, this is the biggest meme of memes.

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>>25953783
WELL I DO, OK?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WITH THAT?

>>25953759
Post a facepic, I can help you.

>>25953759
Post a facepic, I can help you famalam. What are your standards?

>>25953862
>>25953885
I've been alone for 4 years.
I haven't seen a human face in 4 goddamn years.
I'd settle even for a grizzly bear, as long as it hugs me and it gives me some affection and warmness.

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>>25953885
>>25953862
Desperate as fuck + low self esteem and social anxiety towards girls

Pls let there be any desperate fembots

>>25953829
why tho? why?

>>25954413
To fill the void we all carry within us

>>25954516
Not with another person, you shouldn't.
I'd rather soon destroy this void all together, myself along with it, if I had to.

People aren't used that way man.

>>25953921
What do you mean by this? That is impossible

>>25954776
The void wasn't there to begin with
It was created when she left

>>25953885
Are you a girl? 7653

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>>25953759
>>25954259
I can be your gf or anyones whoever messages me first

http://steamcommunity.com/id/babycactus

>>25953759

Where do you live?

I will be your gf

>>25954975
There was never a she for some people.
Nor a he, for the tastes of wiseguys.

Some people just don't develop attachments like that, nor do they feel the need to.
You can't be fucked to feel bad for doing so, either. I'm just making an observation. One difficult being so I am among those people, and i'm unable to properly commiserate with this sense of emptiness you have.

It isn't compatible with my own perception of desire.

I can't even get a practice gf

>>25954975

Who left? Greentext?

>>25955100
My mom's basement

>>25955119

what country/state?

>>25955117
Does it even matter?
Hazzelbrown eyes, blond hair and a bit chubby, she was sweet as sugar.

It's more about not having a soul to talk to and cuddle with.

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I want one too. When will the beta uprising begin so we can distribute the females.

>>25955200

Why did she leave?

maybe I can be your new gf

But I want to know why she left

>>25955208
>>25955080
Right here sweetcheeks I'm guessing the beta boys are to shy to even send me a message

>>25955232
I was too "clingy" which I sadly realized later on...

>>25955279
>Implying I'll fall for your catfishing.

>>25955279
I can't log on to Steam as I'm on vacation but I'll add you when I get home

>>25955289

Give examples of how you were clingy?

I won't judge you anon we've all got our cross to bear

>>25955319
You can add me on skype just ask me on steam I won't post it here.

>>25955332
Sure thing anon!

>>25955349
Like I wanted to help with everything, even the most simple stuff like I'd she dropped something, I wanted to hold hand slot because I liked her, guess it all became too much.

>>25955397

Ah, so it wasn't an online thing?

>>25955437
No ofcourse not, we were eachothera first, by the age of 17, guess one never forgets those...

>>25955144
Michigan suburbs no niggers by the lake

>>25955437
But as I said, I'm over her but she left a mark, a hole that wasn't there before and now needs to be patched by a sweet soul